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What are you waiting for?
WTF? Seriously?
First the idiot with the kitty litter "mumm" has me blocked for god knows what reason, then the lil skank below him blocked me after giving her retarded butt ACTUAL, non mean advice...
seriously... WTF?!?!?
Why are some inter racial relationships accepted more than others?
Does it ever bother you off when you cant talk about something because it will piss a (or some) friend/s off?
I got a bit of that going on right now...
it sucks
So today I went and got a new phone. And so far its a hunk of junk... It takes forever to text on it (No qwerty keyboard) and the predict text on its all jacked up. COOMPLETELY bass-ackwards from every other T-9 Ive ever used :|
I also got a new number. I tried sending it out to everyone, but after a few texts I decided to mass text it... and I got a message back from some saying they got the new number, and I also got a text from the phone saying "Text not sent to all recipients" but it failed to mention who did and who didnot get the text...
So, if you want it, let me know
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Time is FLYING by, but I know it will drag ass once I get to work
When will your next kiss be?
Im a bit of a whore, so who knows
Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
My boss
Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Nope, not dating anyone
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My younger bro
Are you happy right now?
Is anyone REALLY ever happy?
What are you sitting on right now?
Uh... my ass
Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from?
Not a big fan of the whole "smiling" thing
Have you ever wanted someone you can't have?
No, I get who and what I want... its great being Manpretty sometimes
A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You say..
Its $100 an hour or $500 for the night
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
One of my coworkers
What were you doing last night at midnight?
On this damn site :p
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Who wears clothes at home?
Are you a mean person?
depends who you ask
Does anyone hate you?
Yes, and rightfully so =D
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
Not in the least
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Im sure I could, now ask if Id get arrested for doing so :p
Do you usually tell people when you're mad at them?
Nope
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want a few more tats
Are you waiting for a phone call?
A text if anything, but not really waiting for it
What hurts right now?
My back, between my shoulder blades
Did the last person who hurt you, ever apologize?
Selfish people dont apologize
Who are you texting?
A few people
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Duh, its me :p
A random # texts you at 4AM and says "come outside." What do you do?
I text them back to come inside instead
Whats your favorite thing to do in the summer time?
Road trips
Do you get jealous of your friends when their taken and your single?
Im not allowed to be in a relationship, all my friends are possessive about who I spend time with, even some of my married friends
What are you looking forward to?
Not a whole lot, its harder to get disappointed that way
You just won 100 mil. What do you buy first?
Im kicking Donald Trump in the taint, just because
When was the last time you were scared?
I honestly dont remember
Do you like Vanilla Coke?
eh
Do you tan easily?
pretty much
Do you think kittens are cute?
not really
Rent a movie or go see one in theaters?
theater.
What month were you born in?
May
What emotion have you been feeling the most lately?
Mostly gassy
Does anyone know every little detail about you?
95% of me
Do you kiss when your single?
When am I not ever single?
Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Do I look like an Iraqi journalist?
Do you shut down your computer when you leave, or just leave it on?
Shut it down
How long was the last shower you took?
about 8mins
What is your middle name?
Id tell you, but then Id have to kill you
Who do you go to for advice the most?
I dont ask for advice
Last text message was from?
Brittanie
Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
Not anymore
Were you single last Summer?
Depends who you ask... but IM saying yes
Do you straighten your hair before bed?
and I would do that because...
Which one of your cousins is closest to you?
I dont even know my cousins
When did you last go tanning?
Last time I was out
Have you ever given up on anyone?
It took long enough, but I did it
would you ever get a tattoo?
Its a lil late for "woulds"
Do you crack your knuckles?
Yup
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Pffft... I woke up to 3texts telling me how cute I am
Are you sober?
of corpse
Love really is a beautiful thing right?
Love, is a joke
Would you rather have long or short hair?
long
Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
7
Does anyone call you babe?
Just about everyone I know
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Depends what Im listening to... cant really blast Sinatra
My contract with AT&T is up, and chances are my phone will be shut off sometime before this weekend as I will NOT be resigning with them. Im gonna try to get a cheapie throw away phone til I find another provider to go with, so just so you know you may not be able to get a hold of me in case you try.
And Ill most likely have a new number as well, so...
Yesterday I went to the doctors. And I tell him "Doc, I think something is wrong with me" he asks whats going on, and I tell him "All weekend long Ive been singing "Whats new pussycat?" he nods his head and asks if that was all. I say "No, Ive also been singing "She's a lady, and Ill never fall in love again" Ive been singing them ALL weekend long, its driving me nuts. The doc looks at me and says "It sounds like you have a slight case of TJS. And of course I dont know medical talk, so I asked what that was, he says its "Tom Jones Syndrome" I asked if it was common.
The doc said "Its not unusual"
So Ive been saving up for a new camera, since my last one mysteriously vanished. I went looking at some the other day, (Why is there a touchscreen camera? most people HATE seeing finger prints on their screen...) found one I liked and figured Id go back and get it Sunday. Thursday comes, and the side of my jaw is hurting, I figured it was a toothache since bad teeth run in my family (yaaaay genetics!)
Well Friday, I wake up and my jaw feels 30lbs heavier. I look in the mirror and my face is swollen, I cant figure out why... I didnt eat anything unusual, or get stung by anything... nothing is coming to mind. Saturday its starting to hurt... BAD. Throbbing, sensitive to the air, I couldnt keep my mouth closed all the way because it hurt that bad... My friend's dad looked at it (hes a nurse) and told me I had an absest. SCORE!
They couldnt drain it because it was so infected... Im on meds for it, my face is still HUGE (no I wont show you :P) but its slowly going down now.
Im pissed because the camera was on sale, ($120 off) and I had this happen to me, that seems to be my luck...
Today on the bus, on the way to work this guy is sitting across from me and he is just starring at me. Finally he says "I know you from somewhere" So I say to him, I dont think so, Im pretty good at remembering people. And again he just says "No, I know you" So I say, I have a twin brother, maybe you know him, to which he again says "No, its you I know... I know you from somewhere" So I try ignoring him but he just kept going on "I know I know you" "Did you go to Curie" (he had an easy ten yrs on me, I wouldnt have been in school with him)
So when I finally got tired of hearing him blab on about all his "I know you from somewheres" I turned around and looked at him and said "Do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He got off at the next stop
My dad isnt a very emotional guy. When our grandmother (his mom) passed away I dont even ever remember seeing him cry a single tear.
I dont remember us doing anything with him while growing up. It was always with my mom. When we finished school, there was no hug or even a handshake or him saying "Im proud of you" just a kinda... nod that he does when he sees something he likes. All I ever remember seeing him do was kiss my mom on the cheek when he came home, so effection wasnt a big thing from him either.
I was talking to my mom today and she had said that last night, my dad had a few more in him than usual and was talking, which he never does. He said he's a lil upset that we (the boys) dont bother with him. And at first I was like, "what the hell, we come in, say hi, BS for a bit then go out with my mom somewhere" But she meant actually DO something with him. But what the hell can we do with him? He doesnt go to movie theatres, when we ask if he wants to get a bite to eat with us, its "I dont eat chinese food" or "Im not eating no fuckin tacos" He wont go out to the forest preserves with us if we take my mom. Ive asked him to come to Horror Cons with me, no, I even asked to hit a ball game but his excuse was "I know you dont like sports"...
So what do you do with a grown man that you share no interests with but are looking to spend time with?
