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All I need for Christmas is...
Cherry Bomb blings!
Pretty sure it's going to take quite a few to get the achievement needed for me to level.
Maybe Santa will read this blog and I will have cherry bomb blings a plenty :P
well what do you know...
I have gas! Knot just the friendly little foo-foo kind...knot even the slip right up the crack of your ass kind...butt no...it's the painful til you squeeze it through all your guts and almost kill yourself kind. Yes I know...you didn't want to know this.
And yes, it was very tricky of me to lure you here with my cute little pink text. You probably thought it would be another adventure in sex toy inventions. Sorry. *giggles* excuse me I farted again!
Sadly I am a little too nervous to sleep. My body isn't having much fun at 4:30am. Maybe you could get me a massage to help work out these bubbles of toxic odor so I may sleep a little bit.
:D thanks for checking in on me!!
You know when you say "oh fuck me!" haha well I think I have taken that literally. I have these thoughts all the time about different things I could do to get off. I know some of you may not be interested in this and thats cool, but I am fascinated by being creative. I am not like anyone else in this world. I am myself. My own little perversion. hahaha! We may be similar in some ways but thats about as close as it gets.
The latest kick I am on is finding fun ways to use my exercise equipment. So far two of the four have been more than interesting. I am a bit tender in my shoulders today but it will be worth it ;) The details are not really essential for this blog so I will keep them to myself. But suffice it to say I will be finding as many ways to use these fangled contraptions as I can. This is how I spend my time out of bed and off from work. :P
I am sure I can't patent anything so its purely personal research at this point. I'd like to thank the inventer of the dildo, suction cup, silk robe ties, web cams, and exercise equipment for making this all possible.
Happy Humpday!!!!
There are many things I share on here...some in very not interesting places. I love being able to see who pays attention to what I do. I try to keep my eyes open to what you do and sometimes if I havent seen anything I go in search of whatever might be new in your world.
Now maji I know you will come here and read this and I love you for that! I am not attacking ;) just merely pointing out I know who does and doesnt come around hahaha!
I have complete strangers showing up to see stuff that some of the people on my list might like to see as well. But I am not going to link everyone to it. I know I am asking for your time and attention, LOL I admit freely I want both!
ok now I have put off work long enough so I must get going. check out the stash it may not be there long :P
Due to a serious amount of petty psychotic behavior...my page has been set to friends only as well as my shoutbox. no one can randomly come rate me or talk to me. Just so one person isn't allowed to play his stupid game.
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1079916&albumid=0&i=1302344592
Don't worry..his words aren't what gets to me. It's the number of times I have to block a different profile to keep him away from me.
Last time he had a hard on for this crap he included my top friends. I hope he didn't do this again.
so there's my 3rd blog in 24 hours hahaha coffee time :)
I am changing some aspects of my profile again. privacy and such as well as placement. I know I have said it before, but the family list is rather long and I am no longer paying for a membership so I cannot change it. That is unless I remove enough people to do so. The thing is I actually love my friends haha! So I don't want to hurt feelings but I wonder if some would even notice they aren't on it any longer. Easily I can remove a few who never sign in anymore, but there are others that do on a daily basis that don't seem to make their way to visit. That road goes both ways ;) and well we know that!
So just know I will be basing it on who actually needs to be given a place with a number and the rest are still very dear friends I care about.
two blogs in one night amazing..and I did change the other blog to family only ;) incase you tried to click it and got an error message. sorry ;)
I am going to be deleting my photos from the knotty album. For those of you that frequent them...and i know who you are haha...take whatever ones you want to keep for your personal whatever. I need to make room for more important things to me.
*hugs*
tried to upload some pics from today...but it wont work..so...i'll try again tomorrow.
Purple-ish for mutie's benefit :P
So I had a moment of unsolicited kindness...most of you know I am sort of generous when I am in the mood for it.
Andy™ is on the cute side..and I love a man who isn't afraid to beg haha!! jk :P So I gave him the 11's and know I will get some extra points out of the deal. I don't do much on here anymore, but when I do I like to have the fu-monies to give gifts if I choose to. Or buy Robert from all the ladies ;)
So please don't ask me if I sell them..this makes me giggle but insults me. I am not really the best point whore around nor am I seeking to earn enough fubucks to pay for a spotlight. My friends already helped me get to godfather ;) Thats more than enough for my silly ass!
Have a wonderful night all of fu :P
