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KISSMIKITTYPINK's blog: "Just Jokes"

created on 02/06/2009  |  http://fubar.com/just-jokes/b276172

CATHOLIC PARROTS lol

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a > problem. > > I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. > > 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. > > They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' > > 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. > > 'You know, he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two > male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the > cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to > pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that > phrase in no time. ' > > 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this might be the solution. ' > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's > house. > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were > inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, > she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. > > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: > 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' > > There was a stunned silence. > > Then, one male parrot looked over at the other one and said, > 'Put the beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered!
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