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diogenes's blog: "SPLURTING GROT"

created on 02/07/2009  |  http://fubar.com/splurting-grot/b276316

Dickweedery

Why the hell do you enjoy this insipid site? What actually happens here apart from a veritable slew of nothing? The exceedingly obese "women" with names that are completely at odds with their physical aesthetic make me want to stab pandas. The ones that are mildly attractive think they're ethereally beautiful but, if I passed them in the street, I probably wouldn't look twice at them... unless they were naked, which none of them ever are--this WAS the point of this whole site back when it started: NUDITY FOR THE BLOKES TO JERK THE GHERKIN TO. Yet these repressed cunts don't even have nude pics. WTF? Go back to myspace and suck Tom's cybercock. Is this now a social networking site? If so, leave the fucking pretense that you want to talk to someone just so you can "level up". What sort of inadequte fecal matter considers a high level on a website something to be proud of. Look at your friends list you maladjusted cumrags. How many of those 234009 friends to you actually talk to? Oh, 3 or 4 you say? GOOD JOB. Then the rest aren't exactly "friends" then, are they? I mean, by deifition, you're a flister and a wannabe someone on a website in which being popular depends on nothing more than your ability to hoodwink gullible, susceptible to being called "babe" cunts into thinking you're worth the time to speak to. You're not. And you're pretty much the equivalent of cyber-prostate cancer. What are you here for? You couldn't even answer that question unless you were truthful and said: "I'm here because having a high rank makes me feel like someone special. I know I'm not. I know I'm socially inept and a nobody, but here, I feel like I'm worth something." PROTIP: You're not worth anything out there and you're not worth anything in here. Feed yourself to carnivorous animals. At least then you'd be contributing to the betterment of something.
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