Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?"
Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the
things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into
urine.
And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"