Hung Chow calls into work and says "hey, I no come work today. I sick! I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, my legs and arms hurt. I no come work today!"
The boss says, "you know Hung Chow, I really need you to come to work today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that ok?"
Two hours later Hung Chow calls into work, "I try what you said and I feel great! Soon I be at work......You got nice house!"