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Signature Evil Plot
Background info: I own a Q36 space modulator Signature Evil Scheme: I plan to overtake all the marble companies of the world, kidnap all their marbles, load up the Q36, modulate to the Earth's outer atmosphere and release all the marbles. It will rain marbles, then no one will be able to walk because of all the marbles on the ground and I will sit back and laugh at how silly everyone looks. I will render the world powerless to help themselves... mmwwwaaaahhhaaahhh!!! I shall be called MARBLE MAYHEM!!! this part you have to read really fast: *this signature evil scheme is patented. It is a federal offence to utilize the ideas herein for any purpose. Ideas are subject to change, void where prohibited, and if I'm gonna keep using the word 'modulate' I really need to look it up. And that's what it's all about *clap, clap*

Barack Obama Fro President!
YES, we do need a new direction....That's the only truthful thing W. Jr. has said. The Lies that led our great country into this unlawful/unjust occupation of a soverign nation should cease ASAP!W e could send some of the troops from Iraq into Afghanistan where they're needed & that was a just war. Mr. Bin Ladin is still out there...... I repeat," None of the 9/11 highjackers were Iraqi!" He sends more troops & is antagonizing IRAN now! Vote the crooks & their WAR out now.... luv, Big Steve

It Will Happen For Everyone.
REASONS I KNOW IM GETTING OLDER: 1. I now require naps...this is just a recent thing. 2. I can no longer tell how old a woman is most of the time...AND THEY DONT WANT YOU TO ASK 3. As far as music goes...I have lost touch cuz I dont like fag EMO or Rap or Screamo...kids today. 4. I bought a BROWN leather jacket, not black but BROWN....trust me its a sign. 5. Some kid at the bar in Mexico asked me if I remembered the 80's...Uhh... I lied and said no 6. I have a wrinkle on the corner of my eye that doesnt go away for like 10 secs. if I squint. 7. The freshmen when I was a senior in high school are all drinking age now. 8. I feel stupid in a "band" shirt. 9. I have known a couple people for 20 years, Ive known a bunch for 10-15 years. 10. When High School kids walk into my store, I now assume they are going to steal.... WHAT HAVE I BECOME???????????????????????????????????????

L.i.g.
uh its like 6 pm. So like I guess those lucid dreams are not to be fooled with. Big deal you get to control some of what happens in your dreams.I mean, is that going to change reality?Noooo. I mean ok like I went to bed early last night. I had a very long dream right before waking up and then I got up, was up for about an hour and then I got soo groggy I fell asleep on the couch and 5 hours and a few dreams later i wake up again. Feeling so groggy that I could probably go back to sleep. Like all that sleep did nothing for me. All those dreams I had are almost instantly forgotten as soon as I wake up too.Its kind of defeating itself because I dont want my dreams taking over my reality.I dont want to be asleep for umpteen + hours because I was so very busy running around in a dream all night...and day. Or maybe my body just felt it needed that much rest and the dreams are a perk of the process. So anyways the ex thing has like calmed down.She had to go to court today , and I couldnt help

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
Body: New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have

Alone
you did not listen you did not dare you didnt love me n u didnt care cus if u did u wouldnt go ud stay with us n watch us grow but god has taken u into his dome hes taken ya pain hes taken u home this is not the end this is not the start im just in limbo till the day we join our hearts e

Who Likes New People? Well Im One
hello my most recent activity is this ct gig. i guess ill put it as my new near future, future. id like to meet new people on here so let me know if your interested. i travel so call me the wanderer. i rome around and around. in the vehicle...so lets get the sex drugs and rock N' roll on the road

Dedication To My Dream Man
Pay attention Fellas, take notes, do what you gotta do- These are the Magik Words that will grant you access to the Golden Palace: (He's watching her throught the teleoscope, she is obilivious) "Crush" Crazy, how it feels tonight Crazy, how you make it all alright Love Crush me With the things you do, and I'll do for you anything too Oh, sitting, smoking, feeling high And in this moment it feels so right Lovely Lady, I'm at your feet Oh God I want you so badly And I wonder this, could tomorrow be so wonderous as you there sleeping? Let's go drive till morning comes And watch the sunrise, We'll drink some wine till we get drunk Crazy I'm thinking, just knowing that the world is round and here I'm dancing on the ground, never right side up or upside down And is this real or am I dreaming? Lovely Lady, let me drink you please I won't spill a drop no, I promise you And I wonder this spell you cast on me Each moment the more I love you Crush me It's crazy, I'm th

Superman's Night Out
Superman's Night Out Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach. "Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie and fly away before she knows what happened." So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light. Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?" The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell"

Developments.
It is one thing to live as though One's dreams never were: another entirely to realise they are yet of the potential to lift One into a new Life. Yet, effectively, that is indeed what has recently happened. For privacy reasons I'll not name here the [girls] responsible, suffice it to say that if they read this they'll both know and understand the reference and the conversations that led to it. Having said the which: it behooves Me to Thank them, for yet again contributing to the font of knowledge I've been acquiring. Each [girl] has added, often with unconscious grace, an element of perception which in its' turn aids My own, and shows Me there is yet more to Learn. So Be It. Life, like Love, is and should never be static : that is nothing more than the inevitable prolongation of slow death, and accordingly a thing to be avoided as undesirable. How then, to employ the tools Life hands us? Th

Personality Disorder Test
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Second Brain.
Yesterday talking to my friend, haha, I was thinking about the little nuisance that dwells in your stomach commonly known as "butterflies". Well so questioning why I had them I decided to research it, since I do that quite often. Anyways, I’ve found that this man named Greshon believes that we have a smaller brain connected to our main frame brain, or our "big brain" as he referred to it. It also said that the reason we get butterflies is because our brain recognizes something is wrong and sends it to our small brain, then from there as a reaction of anxiety our stomach creates a feeling of fluttering. Our smaller brain doesn’t need the big brain to function however. It can work alone and carries out menial tasks. Idk I thought it was interesting , I want to read more about it&&&such.

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Work = Suck
Work sucks!!! Absolutley everthing that could possibly go wrong today has... I hope at least the rest of the night is really slow, that way, I can sit and hang out exclusivly on CT! I can dream right...

Cancer Sucks Ass!
My mom has terminal cancer, and it sucks ass. It's a damned sorry thing to see your own mother go from being able to do for herself to being frustratingly helpless in such a short period of time. Example: she picked up my niece from kindergarten on her last day of school before the Christmas holiday, but the cancer spread to her spine and she was unable to walk when my niece returned to school after New Years. It was a grand total of less than two weeks. Her spirits remain high, but my own have taken a beating. Its hard to watch a woman who busted her ass to raise me and my sister as a single mom be felled so quickly by cancer. In a way, she had it coming, as cruel as it is to say that. My mom smoked for most of her life, and had a very hard time quitting despite the encouragement of my sister and me. She tried and tried to quit, but she never could quite kick the habit. And now she's paying for it with her life. She's not dead yet, but she's slowly dying a pain

We As People...
We as a people need to see what life is and what it has to offer. No longer should we constrain ourselves to the chains of the "normal" socological ideal that doesn't even exist and furthermore isn't even truly followed. Jobs, homes, small-talk, they are all just tools used by man to seem stable and "normal." Without them we would seem "odd." And what's wrong with odd? Odd is okay so long as happiness is linked. "normal" is a painful burden that creates nothing but strife and sorrow. To roam through life pretending to enjoy the pain. No one can say that they arn't frustrated with following the stream of stupid ideals of the financial strains of society. Money is the root of evil and the social currency, not just for goods, but for acceptance. To be "cool" requires money, to be "normal" requires money, to be stable requires money, to be taken seriously requires money. There are no new philosopers, it's all money, without money to pay for college and a home, and a car, no one will ever t

Just Wanted To Say
Just Wanted To Say A phone rings in a Motel room as two people try to sleep. A little voice says Daddy when our you and Mommy coming home to me;because I miss you both and I love you both with all my heart, the father with tears in his eyes turns to his wife and says back into the phonne we love you to baby. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson Copyright ©2007 Charles LaMark Nelson

Laugh Love Cry!
¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾ As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾

2 All The Ladies Out There!!!
Hey Pretty Lady... THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty .

A Tribute
Gone now, but never forgotten Forever in our dreams Every day the sun shines for you Every day the roads are dry. The straights go on forever, The bends are as you dream. There are no more pains There are no more worries. You will be there at every party, You will take part in every race, You will stand ther on the podium. You will race with the stars, You will ride upon Gods pillion, And if Angels ride on Harleys, Then You will surely travel far. On Earth you were my friend, And now you are a star. So glide on Heavens Highway And lead the train up front. One day you will be waiting And together we will ride Once more again as friends The whiteline side by side. Randall Phillip Voils Cousin Rest In Peace

Words Women Use ..*pay Very Close Attention*
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your

Blonde Convention;-)
... 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave

More Useless Facts
Actress Jayne Mansfield accidentally exhaled her breast out of her dress during the telecast of the Academy Awards in 1957. Adjusting for inflation, Cleopatra, 1963, is the most expensive movie ever made to date (mid-1999). Its budget of $44 million is equivalent to 270 million 1999 dollars. After six months at the off-Broadway New York Shakespeare Festival Theater, Hair opened at the Biltmore Theater in New York, in 1968. It was the first rock-musical to play on the Great White Way. Although identified with Scotland, bagpipes are actually a very ancient instrument, introduced into the British Isles by the Romans. As of 1996, Hee Haw holds the record for the longest running weekly first-run syndicated show in the history of television. It spanned over 4 decades, from the late '60s to the early '90s, airing every Saturday night at 7:00. Because of TV censorship, actress Mariette Hartley was not allowed to show her belly button on Gene Roddenberry's STAR TREK [episode #78

Youv'e The Taste
Couldnt wait to write this down,I've been trying to log in here but unfortunatlly they've been doing some upgrading for server,And hereby i find myself thankfull to all the wonderfull people here on CherryTap ,working hard to give us acces to meet friends and enemies here. TO THE MEMBER STAFF OF CherryTap THANK YOU... GOD BLESS YOU ... ...You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will

There's The Same Hotel
There's the same hotel, and we can go there now We can go there now if you want to Through the doors of that rented room Yeah, we stumbled through It was only hours It seemd such a short while We had no time to cry Or sit and wonder why We had so many things started to say We had to get through We tried the cinema Within half an hour We had to go find someplace else More. . . you know We tried a drinking bar It gets so very hot And when the cab ride ahead seems too long We go fuck in the bathroom We can't afford the time to sit and cry Or to wonder why We've got so many things started to say We had to get through Through the doors of that rented room Yeah, we stumbled through We had so many things started to say We had to get through We can't afford the time to sit and cry Or to wonder why We've got so many things started to say We had to get through We haven't got the time for telling lies Or to even try There's o

Cant U C
I LUV YOU CANT YOU SEE,..WHY DO YOU LIE?..YOU TELL ME THEY DONT MATTER THEN YOU GO TO THEIR PAGE WRITING BEAUTIFUL WORDS,SAYING THESE SAME THINGS.DONT YOU KNOW AT NIGHT,YOU ARE MY PILLOW,...DONT YOU REALIZE MY HEART IS YOURS,...YOU GO DAYS WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,THIS TEARS ME APART CAUSE SOMEHOW,SOMEWHERE,INSIDE I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL...BUT IM NOT!!,..IM JUST,ANOTHER GIRL WHO LUVS,....OR DID....

Wrestling
This is my first blog...I think I am going to just write about wrestling.. I wandered into a website the other day and was reading posts, from ppl who are so wrapped up into something that is there for entertainment, that it has consumed their lives....for those ppl GET A LIFE...of course some of it is real...a majority of it is fake...but you don't have to live your life around it..you are not going to go and kick their asses like ou say...quite the contrary, the would probably stomp you into the ground...they are pros, this is why you huddle around your TV and watch them and worship them.

January 26, 2007: Retro Shopping
To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it. Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

I Need Feedback....
Hey Cherry Gals and Guys, I think I have Cherrytagz back up and going after my nightmare of a week. I might write about it later but anyways I think I am back on track! If you guys could take a look and let me know if everything seems ok. I know I lost some art and I wont be able to get it back. If you submitted art to me please please resend if you still have it. If something on your profile isnt working please send me a msg also and I will recreate or find the missing art. I am sooooo sorry but it was best for the future. Thanks for your support and understanding. Vlad www.cherrytagz.com

About Me And My Family
This blog is going to tell you a little about me and my life...I am do to this site I joined it when my husband sent me a invite.I am not use to this site lol. But on too a little about me and my life.... I am a 34 year old female I live in Toledo,Ohio with my husband for 15 years come March 6,2007. I have three wonderful children Timmy is 14 1/2 years old Kevin is 13 1/2 years old & Courtney is 12 1/2 years old .My children live with my MIL because we fell on some hard times and rather them go in foster home or be adopted out we felt it was in their best interest.But just because they live with my MIL does not mean I ababad mother or not a mother. They know I am mom and I love them very much and I do support my children. I work as a direct care giver for the MRDD which is a most rewarding career I have ever had. I also help my family and friends and I babysit from time-to time.I love to spend time withmy family,friends.I have been going to Weight Watchers sense January 3rd to loose

The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

A Blonde's Year In Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-aid.... wrong instructions ....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition .....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911

Two Old Timers
Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally didn't show up, Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Wally! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???" Wally replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???" "Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the c

Ever Wonder
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when the

Wake Up Call
for those of you who are lucky to have my cell/house number, think before u say i'm not wanting to talk to you, because i am, i've had one good friend come back n talk to me, the other one wont forgive me, which i dont blame him, i wouldent forgive me for what i did, but i'm tryin here, i'm tryin to get people to see i'm not that bad, i'm trying to make everyone happy but myself, which i dont mind at all, but sometimes i just need to make myself better in all ways. I understand that yall wanna talk to me, just take into account, ur not the only one with my numbers. i will talk to you ok. i cant drop who i'm talking to just to talk to u. please understand i'm only one person that can only do so much at one givin time dont think i'm tryin to be a b*tch, i'm not trying to be, i'm just making it known i do have a busy life now days. soo please relaxe, I do love each n everyone of u.

3 Tags For The Taking
Ok I have now 3 tags you can have if you like.. Just click on the pic and copy or rip them when the new window opens (repost of original by 'Fireman 7' on '2007-01-26 13:59:41') (repost of original by '~*~Amity Kay ~*~' on '2007-01-26 14:05:33

Comment Contest!!please Help!!!
i AM IN A RACE FOR A MONTH LONG BLAST!! PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND COMMENT BOMB ME!!!! YOU WILL FIND MY PIC ON Semi Charmed Kinda Life!@ CherryTAP LOOK FOR THE CONTES FOLDER IN HER PICS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

If U Know A Soldier
They sleep on cots made for just one Sometimes even with their boots on They awake long before the sun And work very hard to stay strong Strong for themselves Strong for their families Strong for the country they serve Strong for the flag that waves above They work and train In the heat, cold, and rain They sweat, they swear Sometimes wondering why they are there In the distance they hear gun fire And watch the hawks fly over They pray for their brothers Their loved ones and themselves And yet they go on Doing their job Determined to make proud The ones that have passed on They fight for justice They serve for freedom They cry for the fallen And celebrate the day These are our soldiers Proud and strong Serving flag and country Away and at home For the job they do We need to give our support So they know they are loved From the depths of our hearts ~~ I write this for every soldier - past, present, future -

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Year's "best Comeback" Line(you'll Love This One!!)
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is i

Drinking And Sleeping In The Nude Don't Mix
I was asked over to my girlfriend's brother's house one night for a few drinks and a little meet the family thing. Of course a few drinks turned into many drinks and him and I were up until nearly 4 o'clock loaded. I can barely remember going to bed. A few hours later I got up to the bathroom in the buff, because that's how I sleep, forgetting where I was. I made it to the bathroom OK but on the way back I took the same route to my bedroom I'd take in my house and walked in on my girlfriend's brother and his girlfriend. I closed the door as quick as I could and tried to figure out who were the strange people in my bed. I went back to the bathroom to get my bearings and tried it again and again I walked into their room. Now I started to panic, here I was with not a stitch of clothes on in nearly total darkness and I had no idea where I was. So I started feeling my way around the walls and found a doorknob and opened it. That was a closet. Then I found another doorknob, opened it up and

New Windshield Wipers
new windshield wipers Hey, I got a new set of Wiper Blades on my car. I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that I actually like to watch working. Call me crazy, but lately I have been driving around non-stop with them on. I've even been pulled over and the cop asked to go for a ride so he could watch them work. They were outrageously expensive, but safety is my main concern and like I said, they work great. See attached pic : )

Welcome Back Online
G'day Just like to say welcome back online. Let's hope the repaires to the site have improved. Wishing you all a great weekend, have fun, enjoy whatever you are doing & stay safe. Look forward to catching up with you all again real soon. Kindest Regards Grant.

Heart Compass
Some quick Ideas to lead to a non-startling conclusion; The heart is no compass, my friend, only a love-pumped balloon to let flutter from the window while you get where you are going. The heart is an organ, kinda juicy and ugly. It sure ain't shaped like a store bought Valentine, maybe one I cut as a kid, though. The heart is an idea of my soul. It resides close to the place where I feel the deepest pain and highest delight emotionally. I make some choices because they are the best choices for my ideals, my soul, my sense of "right". The heart, in that vein, can be a compass at times. But I think it's broken or a little off-kilter because it doesn't always work out right. Maybe I should jiggle it, or charge it up. It's already been kicked a few times, and that didn't work. Oh well. The heart may not be a compass, or perfect, or always right, but I am glad to carry it with me. It's alright to admit I would not live without it.

Where Do You Go?
Where do you go love and what do you do when seconds become hours and my heart aches for you What am I missing that fails to ensure your sweetest affection and my hearts only cure And what is the price that my heart has to pay to know what it's like to be with you each day How do I tell you so that you understand how much that I need you as Im putty in your hand For when I am with you you set my soul free to live and to love such a sweet fantasy But a moment without you is but lifetimes in hell and to spare me this fate my own soul would I sell I speak with my heart So sincerely I beg you as im falling apart My body so aches love and my heart screams in pain My spirit is frozen solid and im going insane Is all that I ask for and know that I need to great an obligation then tell me I plead For as each precious moment I spend empty and so alone I loose years of my life That I can never atone God knows that I love you for I sure

Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) > >Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and > >after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > >"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time > >I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. > > I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless > >I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > >I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing > >when I want with my old buddies, and don't you > >give me a hard time about it. > >Those are my rules. Any comments?" > > >His new bride said: > >"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex > >here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." > >(DARN SHE'S GOOD!) > > ************************************************ > > Marriage (Part II)> > > Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding >anniversary! > > The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >that reads, 'Here L

* Becoming The Lotus *
Becoming the Lotus From the Papyrus of Ani As if I'd slept a thousand years underwater I wake into a new season. I am the blue lotus rising. I am the cup of dreams and memory opening--I, the thousand-petaled flower. At dawn the sun rises naked and new as a babe; I open myself and am entered by light. This is the joy, the slow awakening into fire as one by one the petals open, as the fingers that held tight the secret unfurl. I let go of the past and release the fragrance of flowers. I open and light descends, fills me and passes through, each thin blue petal reflected perfectly in clear water. I am that lotus filled with light reflected in the world. I float content within myself, one flower with a thousand petals, one life lived a thousand years without haste, one universe sparking a thousand stars, one god alive in a thousand people. If you stood on a summer's morning on the bank under a brillant sky, you would see the thousand petals and say that together they mak

One Of These Days
One morning I'll wake up in your arms I'll sit with you While we drink our coffee And wait for the children to wake Enjoying the conversation We can say without words. One afternoon I'll pick up the phone And hear your voice A little pick-me-up To a long day The baby walked today I tell a proud father Just a few more hours Before you can see him yourself. One evening You come through the door Tired but happy You kiss me Then our daughter Then our son Before going to change Dinner's almost ready But you help anyways Together, just as always Working side by side One night We close her door softly Bath, water, bedtime story Now she's fast asleep These are the moments I cherish Cuddled on the couch Watching the news Or a show What's on doesn't matter Later that night I'll fall asleep To the sound of your gentle breathing And the warmth of your body Next to mine A smile on my face A slice of heaven in my heart One of these days...

Words.
-shakes head- Words can suck my nuts. When everything goes right, it's words that fail me, and then everything goes wrong. And It doesn't help, that all it looks like is that I'm backpedaling... When that's not it at all. -sighs- Meanings get misconstrued... Makes you wish you could transplant someone into your brain to understand what you mean, what you're saying... -clenches fist a sec, then releases it- -takes a deep breath... opens mouth to speak...- -nothing, closes mouth and just sighs- Fucked up without even knowing. Meaning sentiment, and coming across as "Asshole" Ironies. It's all related back to ironies. -shakes head- No wonder...

Don't Make These Mistakes.
The following are my own. Number 1, part 1. When your SO brings home a bottle of love lube that warms when it gets wet, pay attention during the aftermath. If you hear him say he's going to go wash it off, NOW is the time to remember that it warms when wet, not when you hear the blood curdling scream from the bathroom. Part 2. If you didn't pay attention and you hear said scream, DO NOT begin to laugh hysterically. This action will pretty much guarantee that you are cut off for a week or so. Number 2, part 1. Do not place a bunch of tea lights on a dinner plate thinking that it will be romantic but at the same time give you enough light to play like you usually do with the lights on. Wax melts and the closer the candles are to each other, the bigger the flame. Part 2. Try to rember that melted wax acts much the same way as melted grease when on fire. Do not throw water on said flaming candles. You now have a flare up that will scorch the ceiling, not to mention spl

Back On Course
Okay I've found a way of avoiding distractions from Siobhan, it's by getting someone to do sound engineering for me, so I don't have to worry about distractions during the process... I get all my work done alone and all gets happy. Normally I wouldn't let something like this get in the way but for whatever reason Shiv has managed to send my head into a spin. She thawed my heart a little, how can I be grimm anymore? Damnit! Been playing around with some riffs that I'm hoping to use in a song soon, my next work provided I can write a drum track for it, and writing original drum tracks when I know naff all about drumming can be a pain quite often. Still, minimalism and power, leave all the technical stuff for the synths to take care of, that's my outlook at the moment, it's how I wrote songs before, it's how I'll continue now. Finally, been playing around with the idea of a second project in a different style of metal, this Raw, Melodic, Avant Garde and Symphonic Black Metal hybrid

Promises!
I'm going to throw this out to the CT Universe! I am a fanatical promise keeper! If I say, " i promise", it is equal to am absolute statement! if I promise to do a silly thing, I promised so...! There is a verse in the Bible that states, "Keep a promise EVEN if it ruins you!" So, I'm wondering, How do YOU view the subject of promises?

Theres No Point
There's No Point There is no point in me There is no point in you So fuck you Like you fucked me I have played I know the ground You're just not you No point In me In you No point in the world So fuck you Like you fucked me I didn't think But than was that my problem You didn't think because you didn't know There is no point in me There is no point in you So fuck you Like you fucked me They have no more Thanks to you ~ME~

Tell Me What You Think!
SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE! I am not about to break the chain on this one! This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. >>> > > >>> > >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of >>>suffering >>>dermatitis, >>> > >skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the >>>pores and >>>makes >>> > >your skin glow. >>> > > >>> > >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during >>>that >>>romantic >>> > >dinner. >>> > > >>> > >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It >>>stretches and >>>tones >>> > >up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable >>>than >>>swimming >>> > >20 laps,

Interested???
Just thought maybe someone might be interested in this juice I drink. I started taking Mona Vie after my friend gave me a bottle to try because it worked so well for her, who also has Fibromylagia. Well, I found out she was right. I noticed the difference in my sleep right away and after a couple of days my energy increased also, my achiness is also getting better. I even had a bottle shipped to my daughter's house in California for my trip out there. (I didn't want to be without it). My digestive system is even much better. If you are interested in learning more about this juice, please go to my website below and check it out. *****This is not just for people with Fibro... You can take it if you just need a little boost of energy or need a little help sleeping.****** http://www.mymonavie.com/laurabenuzzi Thank you so much! Laura

*******secret Universal Code*******
1/26/2007 Dear readers: I got quite a lot of requests lately demanding more information about the missing part of the "Secret". Once more I want to make sure that I DO endorse, support and even promote this fabulous movie and all its wise participants. I went through far too many dramatic experiences in my life not understanding or using the Law of Attraction wisely and I must point out the reality of creating our own future. It is important to acknowledge this fact as soon as possible and exercise an unyielding continuous spiritual cleansing. Every word coming out of our mouths have roots in our subconscious and those words are alive - they actually carry life force in them. Allowing these words to override reason by mean of fears will ultimately lead to disaster. "Acts of God" can be reversed, providing one assumes the responsibility to raise his consciousness and ascend to God himself. We are the children of the universe and we are growing towards the true reality of being

The Longest Goodbye
His voice no longer cuts me like a knife. No longer the familiar sinking feeling in my stomach. He asked about you. Wishing nothing but the best for us. I heard about his failing love. No longer the aching to be his. No more tugging at my heart. No tears will be shed for him tonight. She is hurting you darling. I can no longer put my life on hold to rescue you. This time I must refuse you. She is slowly hacking at your heart. Ripping your soul to shreds. I am not turning my back on you. I’ve just moved on. I have no choice, I can’t look back.

Diss Track Too Some Kid Who Made Fun Of My Sister In The Hospital
people love ta see sick get sick but too me he was born outta a infected clit so efective that he's sick ha i just had too put a chorus i'll have u beat down wit no remorse its a super power force that contains more game than u offcourse so remember that ur punches are weak heres the needle u should be put too sleep ur format is differnt but thats oh kay ur genitles will never get laid you ur self should sell out cause no doubt ur cd's wouldnt even sell off a self dont pout people love ta see sick get sick but too me he was born outta a infected clit so be efective that he's sick ur just another sick kid who gets beat bitch go find another niche cause rappin aint ya thing so ur new at audio in the studio people dont wanna hear ya faggot ass on the radio its unusual that i'll piss on ur grave at ur funeral its too basic that u ge the bird flu cause i heard that its quite the blues that u should quite LAGIT at tryin ta be sick its rough that u pause o

Come On Now You Know You Want To
Fire My Words To all my friends, family and fans I need your help. Im in my first bombing contest and need all of you to please go rate me and comment bomb me please. I promise I will return the favor and a lot of you already know I love to help my friends out when I can so please come and help me out this time and I wont forget it. Bites and Kisses Fire My Words Fire My Words The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me (Original 12" Mix)Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com

1st Story I Wrote After A Long Absence Of Not Writing Lol
She sits on the edge of the bed nervous with anticipation. Blindfolded, naked, unable to see what is going on, only hearing, feeling, tasting. Turning her head as she hears the door open, she hears his footsteps as he crosses the room. She reaches out to touch him, but he steps out of her reach, taunting her with a laugh. "No, not yet, in time", He says. "When?" She asks. He replies "Patience, my sweet, patience". He tells her to lay back on the bed, she does so, obeying his every command, helplessly she does his bidding. She feels something glidling lightly over her body. Tickling her inner thighs, sliding over her belly and softly carressing the nipples of her ample breasts. A feather?, she thinks. No, it can't be. What is that fragrant smell? "A rose?" she asks, as he carresses her face with the object. "Yes", He replies. He runs his finger tips across her stomache, she shivers at the trace of heat he leaves across her flesh. She reaches out to touch him, he sternly tells h

Very Vivid Fantasy
Biting my bottom lip I looked up to meet your invigorating gaze. You noticed, as you slid your fingers across my face allowing them to drape down my side, and rest on my hip. I sighed, feeling your hand caress and gently squeeze my bottom, and a shy moan escaped from within as you pinched my nipple though the thin blouse. You leaned in allowing your lips to brush mine. The tease sent chills through my skin as I slipped my tongue through the small opening between your lips. Slightly stunned by my advance, you met my kiss with an insatiable ferocity as our tongues mingled in a fit of lust. You pulled away looking down at me intently and unbuttoned my shirt exposing a pair of perfectly round breasts, nestled closely in a lacy bra. Reaching further, you unfastened my jeans, allowing them to fall to the ground. Your hand moved swiftly, pushing aside the wet lining of my panties as you slid your finger through my eager slit. I could feel my knees beginning to weaken as the tingling sensation

Party!!!!
hey you i can't wait for tonite i am going to get so fuckin wasted i cant help myself finally i get away from my mom and have some fun. i'm goning to rupert to meg's birthday party. she kewl cuzz she's down with the clown. i got her some bath stuff, a haloween candle, and a hachet. well g2g. TOY

Dreams
i keep getting asked what my dreams are in life what i want what i wish for. The question always struck me as kinda funny you see i dont realy want alot more then i have. There are a few things id change. Abit more money not alot just enough to make life confortable you know where you dont have to constantly worry where the money is gonna come from to pay the bills. Mabey once inawile a little left over for the extras.next i guesse would be a home of my own. i dont want anything big a small cabin just big enough for me and my family out in the middle of nowhere mabey with a small swimming hole anda tireswing for the kids to grow up with. a partner in life someone whod respect my thoughts and oppions a man that can understand that i dont have to agree with everything you say and think to accept your right to the oppion. someone to share laughter with and small confortable silences. someone who belives in honesty as much as i do someone will love me despite my imperfections someone i ca

Another Vivid Fantasy
He wrapped his arms around my body. both of his hands sliding down to cup my ass cheeks as he lifted me so I could wrap my legs around his body. His arms crept up my back, and pulled me tightly against him. " He knew exactly how to fuck me, and I knew exactly how to fuck him. Once inside the door, he slammed it shut, and laid me to the floor, and quickly began to throw off his shirt, as I quickly took my shirt off. He grinned when he saw that I was without a bra on. He moaned as he took a nipple in his mouth. I let myself get lost in the sensations he was giving to my nipple. I was about to slide a hand down my shorts, but his hand pinned my hand to the floor. "Oh, you're getting it rough today, so keep your hand away" he ordered as his mouth pressed up against mine. His tongue quickly stroked mine, with force. I could feel my pussygetting wetter each time his tongue stroked mine. I wanted more. Reaching around his body, I pulled him closer against me, his hot flesh agai

I Woke Up And This Is What Was On My Paper...
figure this out The reluctance portrayed by the open public To watch this display of bloodbath and pain is known through the land as ill advised judgement and not to be confused with a man deemed insane it is not conscious thought hat opens our eyes but lack of frustration that bombards our brains its highly unlikely life awaits in the skies but till i find out ill dance in th rain The valley of kings is designs sure death not told is the truth all men wish they knew by now time winds low through this test his alternate ego laughs as its split into two The neuroticism held with virtuous tone has been duplicated by the rage it controls its done to prevent men from being alone and to stop the dungeon from eating our souls The willfullness of injustice is what i seek hearing voices scream from within my throat forced towards a future labeled sorry and bleek never understanding a sound that i wrote All times throughout instill within craziness divided amongs

Are You Brainwashed?
You know that you've been brainwashed by corporate owned media IF YOU ... ... believe the 5 corporations who own almost all of the media in the U.S. are liberal. ... believe $300 billion of U.S. tax money, allocated for the war and reconstruction in Iraq is actually going to Iraq . ... are unaware Iraq had 650 million barrels of oil in reserve just before the war in Iraq . ... are unaware at least $8.8 billion is known to be missing in Iraqi oil revenue from the period the U.S. was in control of Iraq . ... are unaware 198 million in Iraqi dollars is missing from the Iraq treasury from the period the U.S. was in control of Iraq . ... are unaware that war is exceptionally profitable for a small number of investors. ... believe Halliburton's no-bid contracts have nothing to do with former CEO, now Vice President Dick Cheney. ... are unaware that the Iraq war is the biggest case of war profiteering in human history. ... belie

Me!!!
so im in a giveaway.. and im workin towards a 3 day blast. 15000 comments is what i need... can i get some love???? there is no time limit no need to kill off yer comments lol! just stop by and throw some to it when ya can! xoxox xoxo

Resteraunt Encounter
When she entered the front door she could see that a lot of people were waiting in line to get a table, so she gave her name to the hostess, and went into the bar to kill the half hour wait for her table. Taking the end stool, she ordered a screw driver and watched the college football game on the TV in back of the bar. Sipping her drink and casually watching the screen, she barely noticed when a man tapped her on the arm and asked her if anyone was using the empty seat next to her. Shaking her head no, she said, "Go ahead and sit down, no one's using it." Looking back at the game, she didn't pay much attention when the man sat down and ordered his drink. It was only when he asked her, "Who's winning," that she paid him any notice. "Uh, UCLA I think," she answered, turning her head to look at him, "I'm really not paying much attention, I'm just waiting for my table in the restaurant side and it's going to be a good half hour yet." "Say," he offered, "if you're eating alone, why not joi

Curious About The Single-ness?
yeah since EVERYONE has been asking, i guess ill just tell everyone here. me and evan have been broken up for a bout 3 and a half weeks now. at first i just thought it was one of the little ones when we get right back together but i was wrong. he has been telling me that he just doesnt want a relationship and that we fight too much, and i guess we do. but we were going to try to fix it. at one point he gave us the title "dating" but we got into another fight about it so he said we can just be friends. basically i was devestated. yeah everyone tells me he is a nerd and i could do a million times better. but i dont care, i honestly love him more than anything, even after all the shit we have been through. then just yesterday he told me he has missed me terribly and is considering us getting back together so we can fix things. tonight he is taking me out for a "suprise" lol and in case youre wondering, i have been hanging out with that nick guy as well..but he totally creeped me o

Sorry Bout That.....
Hey, i appologize for not being on so much lately and neglecting my rating and commenting on all my friends, fans and Family...(been a lil busy with the squirt...he's been a little fussy) But none the less I will do what I can! LoVe YaS aLL , :) Kitty

Wal Mart
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WAL-MART A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't; the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice."

P-ssy Vs.beer
pussy vs. beer PUSSY VS. BEER 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a ta

Wtf Again
More Sept. 11 emergency calls released NEW YORK - The tapes of 19 emergency calls from Sept. 11 _ including one from an office safety director _ were released Friday as part of a lawsuit filed by The New York Times and some victims' families. The latest calls were to police operators and some later transferred to the Fire Department. City officials said eight World Trade Center victims made 11 of the calls. The complete recordings were sent to their families, who could later decide to make the caller's side public. In recent years, the city has released hours of emergency calls that were made amid the chaos of the terrorist attacks. In March, officials issued transcripts of 130 calls from people trapped in the towers, including only the voices of operators and other public employees. In August, more than 1,600 previously undisclosed emergency calls were released. And a year earlier, thousands of pages of emergency workers' oral histories and radio transmissions were m

Fuck This Shit
sorry that I showed concern for someone else...I'm not miserable...nor am I anywhere near unhappy...i have a wonderful bf who adores me now...there's no lies...no cheating...no sneaking around...no betrayal...however in the words of Sarah McLaughlin..."I'll leave you with your misery a friend who won't betray..."...however I'll leave you in your tower...where I hope you rot alone and despairing...I won't be looking at your page anymore...have fun in your own personal hell :) Have a terrible lonely life!!

It's So Stupid, It's Funny!
People's perception and attitudes can be so fucked up! Oh, yea, a fat woman is totally disgusting for posting pics on the internet that are at all suggestive or show any part of her body. But it's perfectly acceptable to have women in postage stamp bikinis and thongs plastered across billboards along the freeway, or downtown on Main Street. Nevermind all over the internet! Nothing wrong with men salivating over thin women! That's normal! But if they're doing it over fat women, they have a fetish! Bullshit! Bigots! Ignorant, self-hating, fat phobic bigots!

Hey Ya'll
ITS FRIDAY! WOO HOO! I have been here watching all this drama on CT today and we all know who the players are...its hard for me to envision that these people are actually full grown adults. Perhaps we should have a subdivision for those that have not matured past the kindergarden age and call it.... kindergardentap....cuz some of these peeps sure need to grow up! Thats my thought for the day....still at the library...wishing i had a pc but for now this is fine...Hope you all have a stupendous weekend... Love you much!

Hate Mail Friday!
This morning I got a nasty message from some fat chick saying I was disgusting because of the pics I've posted on MySpace (same as the SFW ones I've posted here). Here's my response to her, after I shot back an initial "Fuck off bitch!", checked out her profile, blogs and pics, and gave it some thought: I spent some time checking out your profile and blog. Girl, you're a mess. My initial reaction to your hateful behavior wasn't because I actually care what you think. I don't. But being confronted with an attack, particularly a passive-aggressive one where the subject line implies a friendly greeting, then inside is a hateful, vitriolic rant, triggers stuff that has nothing to do with the current situation. That's a normal response to being attacked by unwarranted negative criticism. I like to try and figure people out, though, and it didn't take long to get your number. You say I'm disgusting and it's not because I'm fat. So have you sent similar hate mail to thin wom

Thank God Its Friday
man this week has went so slow.... monday took for ever and as everyone knows wednesday was really rough hehehe thursday i was really tired from being online talking to some friends so last night i stayed home and slept and still feel like ive been hit by a truck... but it is friday so i will meet the girls for some drinks after work... go home take a shower crawl in bed ... get up early for some more work tomorrow and a day filled with basketball... so by saturday night ill be dead tired again hehehe... thats alright i think my next day off is like 7 years from now hehehe hey everyone have a great weekend and drink a few for me and get some great sex!!!!

About The Night Darrell Abbott Was Killed
This was written the day after Darrell was killed. Ive had alot of people ask me about him and what happened. So here it is. Thanks Cody Dimebag Darrell Abbott, guitarist for metal pioneers Pantera and his more recent project, Damageplan, was shot dead last night in Columbus, Ohio at a Damageplan concert when a gunman wearing a hockey jersey and hooded sweatshirt rushed the stage at the Alrosa Villa nightclub just after 10 p.m. and opened fire on the band and the crowd of approximately 250 spectators. Apparently many people initially thought the gunman was part of the act. Three other people were gunned down, though some reports put that number as high as five, before the gunman was tackled by a security guard and killed by Police Officer James D. Niggemeyer. Two other victims have been identified as Nathan Bray and Erin Halk, both audience members. It has also been reported on NBC TV that a second member of Damageplan was killed, but his name has not yet been released. A witnes

Diary
HER DIARY : Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to

Interesting Story
After pulling into a parking space, he turna and kisses her full on the mouth, causing her pussy to throb. Looking her in the eye, he said, "Let's go upstairs!" She nods and the two walked arm in arm up the stairs. Once inside the apartment, tries to pull off his jeans. "Let me see your cock, please," she implores, as he playfully keeps her from getting to it. Pulling her close, he asks, "Would you do anything to have my cock?" "Yes, yes, anything," she begs, "just let me have it, please!!!" Letting her go, she is right at his groin, pulling it out to her eager mouth. But only this time, he doesnt want to cum in her mouth, he wants her pussy! He leads her into the bedroom, where he orders her to strip as he lays back on the bed watching as she strips off her clothes. Seeing the big erect cock on his stomach, she leans down and tries to put itin her mouth, but he pushes her away and laughs, "So you want some of it," as he takes it in his hand and gives it a few quick jerks She reaches

Human Papillomavirus Vaccine
If you can prevent your daughters from developing one of the leading cancer killer of women, would you? Some states are adding the HPV vaccine as a required inoculation for girls before entering the 6th grade. This has outrages many communities and religious groups. California, for example, is in the process of passing a bill to mandate it for girls entering the 6th grade. Why is it so controversial? HPV is a sexually transmitted virus. Parents, abstinence advocates and religious groups argue that the vaccine will cause a false sense of security for young girls into becoming sexually active. Facts about HPV... The Human Papillomavirus is the leading cause of Cervical Cancer. 80% of women will come in contact with a strain of this virus before the age of 50. 10,000 new infections are documented in the US, of those 3,700 are in the precancerous state. HPV usually is undetected and clears up on its own. In some cases women may develop either genital warts or cervical cance

United States Redneck Special Forces
USRSF Subject: United States Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

My 'first Contest I Entered Bulletin' >>done By A Friend For Me
Ok all family, friends and fans its time to lend a hand. Our favorite guy has decided to enter a comment bombing contest and really needs everyone's support. As most of you know he is a wonderful friend and is always willing to help out everyone when in need, so now he needs all of us to pitch in and really help him out in this contest. Lets all show him how much we appreciate all he does and most of all his friendship. Rate his pic and comment bomb as much as you can. The contest winner is the first to reach 16000 comments so lets get in there and Fire My WordsFire My WordsFire My Words Rick James - Give It To Me BabyMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com HEY CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME BY COY AND PASTING THIS IN A BULLETIN, ITS THE EXACT STUFF ABOVE

Fall Upon
To let eyes fall upon me, to not abandon me seems to be whats best for me. I don't know who you are, but your looking at me as if the world depended on me, so I'll try. I'm not the perfect person, and I've looked for love, I don't know where to find it, or where it'll find me.I'm falling, and this confuses me. If I found that person they'd share the same words as me.

Dreams
I dreamed a dream of you and me. Where no evil could touch us. Where love was overflowing. I felt at peace and loved and then "he" moved and I woke up. I wanted to cry. Where did my dream go to? WHy couldn't I have stayed asleep just so I could feel the love. I felt despiar overwhelm me as i got out of bed to ready myself for the day. I was goign ot help some women start college. I had to put on a happy face. Every song on the radio reminded me of lost love and what I miss. What I have with my husband is not love. I stay because I cannot afford any where else. Oh when can I leave this awful place and start living again?

Cool New Biker Bar Opened
Come to a nice friendly bar, built for bikers, by bikers.. GREAT tunes, Cold drinks, EXCELLENT people! We are looking for reliable, fun loving, good people for bartending and moderators positions. Please contact Sissy or Cowboy.

Just Venting
after over a month of silence he finnaly speacks a whole month to heal to not miss him as much to finnaly stop feeling that i need him. then out of the blue he sends me a message. of all things hes imed me to yell at me over my new user pic. Once again what i look like is a problem for him. there doesnt seem to be anything about me thats good enough for him. im to stupid im to honest im to nice im to bitchy when im not nice im to trusting the list seems to go on forever. so i tell him if youve just imed to pick a fight pls go bother whatever girl your working on now. he claims there is noone ....i know better hes been smoozing natalie she let slip he may be moveing in with her soon. i hope for her sake hes grown up a bit or shell go thru the same garbage he put her thu before. the month of silence seems to have made it easyer to see him for who he realy is i know now hesa jerk and hes toxic for me....so why do i still yearn for him why do i still wish to close my eyes and belive the li

I Want Your Eyes (read! Participate!)
Yes, you read that correctly - you see, I have taken so many pictures of mine, Kell and Azalea's eyes that I decided to give them their own gallery, but I decided that since I like eyes so much that I want other peoples' eyes, too! So.. send me a picture of your eye, with your permission to use it and your contact information that you want used with it and I will post it into my photo gallery over on GJ where this project is beginning. I know this sounds odd, but I am odd and I do not care if I don't even know you! If you read this and are interested in joining the project just leave a comment here, or e-mail me at Tifa.Rinoa@gmail.com with "GJ Gallery Eye!" as the title. Anyway, thanks for your participation should you decide to help out! Here is the gallery - Eyes Photo Gallery

Rh's Ladies Best Back Tattoo Contest Now Open
TheRH ( Ladies Back Tattoo Contest- Now Open/ Sexy Pierced Ladies Contest- Taking Entri@ CherryTAP RH's Ladies Best Back Tattoo Contest Votes are added nightly at 10 PM CST Mandy-33 Stephanie-98 Poetic Eyes-36 The One & Only-22 lucy K.O.T (AMC)-1990 Fallen Angel 2 Rising Devil-357 Browneyes-475 Amber-31 *Coming Undone*-124 mrsusdrill-2550 Winner will be determined by both comments and ratings. Contestants can vote. Starts Friday the 26th at 10:00 PM CST Ends Friday the 2nd 10:00 PM CST There will be a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner. All gifts will be a total of cherry bucks. 1st place- 10,000 2nd place- 5,000 3rd place- 1,000 RH

No Sex Since 1957
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1957, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1957

Plz Need Help With King Contest Over At 12:05 Am Tonite
~ Plz I Need Help With King ~ I need help with king in his contest the cat moved up to 3850 comments and contest over tonite at 12:05am and he will make me wait the 5 mins so i need help with king to make sure we don't lose the contest thanks so much for ur help so far! maria click on pic to comment bomb to those that do help me win this drinks are on me...lol

Keith Urban-stupid Boy Lyrics
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you feel alive Yeah, yeah

Cold...this Burning Sleep
Looking down upon the world, I find that I lose myself in fantasy as realities gravity of moments immobilizes my ability to dream. You'd think the opposite to be true, but they rarely are... I'm feeling dizzy and light-headed from thoughts upon thoughts and the encumbrances of many lifetimes without enough death to compensate for the weight of the unadulterated wretchedness of existence. The air is thin, and my blood is a watery eye; crying, and sweating and freezing from the inside-out. Hollowness is home, planting its seedlings within' my soul, and as these vines continue to grow; I'm consumed by an unshakable cold. If it wasn't for such a pristine loneliness, I wouldn't be able to account for my own subsistence. There is nothing but silence in every crevice of my heart; withered under the spell of an unexplained farewell. The voices are of angels, but why do they scream…Beautiful and frightening, like life from the start to the demons at the end. They await me with m

I Wish You Love
I WISH YOU LOVE!!! A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.

Ha Ha Must Read!!!
Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Sean, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty s

Love You Not!!!
LOVE YOU NOT! WHEN ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE.THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER SCREW.SLEEPING WITH YOU FEELS SO RIGHT. BUT DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM SO LOUD AT NIGHT.VIRGINS ARE THE MOST FUN OF ALL CAUSE THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN IF YOUR BIG OR SMALL.

Ni**a Hold On To Yo Fried Chicken Bitch (ahahah I Am A Pimp)
i get the strangest convos on messanger (and yes he is a real black gangster) breakurfuckingface: thanks man i feel honored gangsta_fo_life: yo a pimp dog kno wut i am sayin? breakurfuckingface: lol for real gangsta_fo_life: shiet hoed up breakurfuckingface: k gangsta_fo_life: ya ther nigga breakurfuckingface: yes i am here gangsta_fo_life: yo nigga hold on to yo fried chicken bitch... ill be white back breakurfuckingface: holy shit gangsta_fo_life: aight

Wow
Wow, that is the only word that comes to my mind at this moment. In the last two weeks I have found out wonderful news from friends and family. 1. A close friend and his girlfriend are expecting! 2. A set of friends have announced they are getting married! 3. And my youngest brother called me and was like oh yeah I got married!! My mind is just going { wow }. Ofcourse, as it goes with my youngest brother I have found out before our mother did lol. Anyhow, yeah just had to post this.

Soul Ache
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Some Collect Stamps , I Collect Pretty
Lookin 4 some hotties to rip their pics , JUST DIDNT WANNA DO IT IN A STALKER FASHION....LOL , SO IF UR OK WITH IT , msg me and let me know if ur interested in bein in my collection...luv-amy

September 11th Families Launch National Media Campaign
Take Back the Memorial is sending you this message on behalf of The Save the 9/11 Memorial Foundation: Please sign the Save the 9/11 Memorial Petition: http://www.savethe911memorial.com/petition.html September 11th Families Launch National Media Campaign FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - CONTACT: Edith Lutnick (212) 294-7852 January 24, 2007 September 11th Families Kick-off National Campaign Appealing to the American People to Urge Change at Ground Zero Memorial New York, N.Y., January 24, 2007 - Family members of relatives lost in the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 representing major 9/11 family organizations held a press conference today in New York City and unveiled a national media campaign asking the American people to help them “Save the 9/11 Memorial” at Ground Zero. Family leaders object to current plans that will list most of the names of 2,979 people who perished in the attacks of 2001 and 1993 without reference to age, affiliation, location and, in the case of

The Importance Of Observing Details
The Importance of Observing Details A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: "This bottle contains a sample for analysis. Its often possible by tasting it to determine the disease from which the patient suffers." He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into his mouth. He continued speaking: "Now I am going to pass the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did. Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and diagnose the case." The bottle made its way from row to row, each student gingerly poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a frown. Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students by saying: "Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean

Started Out Ggggggrrrrrr And Ended Ok Lol
OH DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today so totally sucks!! Its only 9:30 and I am ready to just leave. I hate being in this fucking place. I warned everyone that I am not doin good today and the stupid bitch starts in on me. FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! I will fucking leave and go home if this shit keeps up. I am depressed and I am having some health issues right now. I am goin to the dr next friday and hopefully we can get all of this stuff taken care of. I need to talk to someone and see if they can help me deal with all this shit. I have someone that I talk to now but he isnt always gonna be able to talk just cause I am having a bad day. I mean he has a life also and problems of his own. Miss Jessica was being a pain in the ass last night. She woke up at like 2 am and Michelle and I both tryed to calm her and we couldnt. Tim came out and tryed to calm her and wasnt able to. He finally took her in his room and let her sleep in his bed with him and she calmed down and went to sleep. I hate the n

Zodiac Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

“we Are The Court Fools
“We are the court fools, who must ridicule the ideas and suppositions put before us. By our pranks, we force people to challenge their assumptions, and look at things in another way. By our pranks, we reopen the minds of others to another view of reality. By our pranks, we make people think."

What To Do With My Life?
Today at Vocational Rehab I found out the results of my career testing. I scored above average on verbal and writen communications. My spelling and grammar was awesome which, blew my mind too! lol I showed an average aptitude for science, and my math and problem solving skills were below average. LOL, so anyway there goes my archeology dream! I was like if I knew how to solve problems I wouldn't be going to a therapist now would I? A possible career path I'm looking at is court reporting. First because of my commication aptitude and listening skills but I'd be lying if I said that the average yearly income for a court reporter is like $61,830....woohooo!, didn't interest me. LOL...Yep, sign me up! Well, it seems like a lot of money to me. Folks when you live on about 9,000 a year for a few years, you start to get greedy. So that's the latest news from Shhhland. Oh yeah, I was seriously disappointed, I went to get my tongue pierced the other day but the guy wouldn

My Proverb
i see many people counting stars, i know cuz i have once. the thing is its not about the individual stars. yea every star is unique and wonderful, but its bigger than that, it takes more stars to make a constillation, its about the whole sky. in case you havent gotten the message dont stop to look at one star look at the all, the big picture is greater than the little ones

This Says It All!
This says it all! After hearing that the state of Florida changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered, this is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our

Fuck U Bitch!!!
i know just about everyone has someone in their family who is cracked out or just plain stupid... well i have a sister who is BOTH She is just an idiot and a theif.. started out takin 6 dollars and all my christmas gift cards.. but we never said nothin bout that.. well now shes trippin stealin my parents money like a bitch... i have no respect for her... none... the tab is at almost a thousand dollars.. SHES gonna get stopped this time and hopefully learn her mistakes... she has two great kids... and doesnt know how to take care of them im just glad she lives an hour away GOD she pisses me off... im done with her and dont ever want to see heer again.. but im sure i will have to... damn drug adict crack head is what she is... but ok enough of my ranting!!!

The Law Is The Law
THE LAW IS THE LAW This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American Publics' best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot Post His Commandments in

Sometimes
HAHAH SOO IM NOT INTO WORKING TODAY - LOL I THINK IVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET MORE TODAY THAN ACTULLY DOING MY WORK!!! LOL Sometimes I walk without seeing Sometimes I see without knowing, Sometimes I live without learning And sometimes I learn without showing. And sometimes I pay no attention To what lies on the road ahead, And sometimes I just rush in Where the angels fear to tread. Sometimes I listen real well To words that my soul speaks, And sometimes I dont hear reason When my heart is feeling weak. Sometimes when it rains I see the sound that it makes, And sometimes it floods my heart Because of my mistakes. And sometimes when it snows I hear it's gentle sound, As it falls like silent thunder Everywhere upon the ground. And sometimes when I see you I think I'm really seeing me, Because sometimes life's not really All it would seem to be. Sometimes instead it's all gone Sort of topsy turvey, And sometimes right or wrong Is not as

Daddy's Empty Chair
DADDY'S EMPTY CHAIR A man's daughter had asked the local minister To come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, He found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me, he said. 'No, who are you?" said the father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, Not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." I abandoned any attempt at prayer," The old man continued, " Until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer is just

White People
White People Someone else besides me finally said it. how many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans. Some pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White

The Broken Lawnmower
The Broken Lawnmower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband....

I'm A Bad American
Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalists, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations, which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!! QUOTE I'm a Bad American . . . this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary with a bad comb over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might. I think I'm doing better than the homeless. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have th

Laugh !
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y

Just When You Think Its Curtains
For a while I have been looking for someone to help me with the site, who i could chat to as we go and do a few minor changes and a couple of days ago I had given up on the idea of finding anyone. Anyway a few days ago I decided to do a blast just for fun anyway it seems to have done me a lot more good than I thought. Dave sent me a shout and we began chatting and since we met he has helped change the look and feel of the site and other stuff as well, all I can say is thank fuck for him, as I am not normally one for gushing but I cannot gush enough how great Dave is, yes it's official, the sun shines out of his arse, he can walk on water and is such a nice dude. I give you Dave, he who can do no wrong. Atypical Geek@ CherryTAP

When You're In Love With A Woman.
When you're in love with a woman. Take her under the moonlight sky, Tell her how you feel, Or the moment just passes you by, Like a ship in the night, without a sound, without a sy. The moment may never come back, Just rember you can't turn back the clock, and you'll be sorry you did not take that moment. Don't be sorry, Tell her how you feel, Make her feel as if she could take on the world, And in return she'll give you, all she has to give. She won't hold back, She won't turn around. She will give you all that she has to give. That's more than you can ever hope for.

Two Stories In One! Opium And 10 Billion More For Afghanistan!
Please Rate This Blog. TWO STORIES IN ONE! OPIUM AND 10 BILLION MORE FOR AFGHANISTAN! Well, this doesn't happen too often, a DOUBLE BLASTER NEWS ARTICLE! FIRST: have ya got an EXTRA 10.6 BILLION for Afghanistan? Sure, during the Bush feel-good, back-slappin', hero-worshipin' SOTU Address he told us how GRRRREAT!!! the economy and the federal spending was..."CUT IT IN HALF IN A FEW YEARS!" but a few years, that NEVER seems to come. Few days later, 'Can we please have another 10,600,000,000 American tax dollars for the never ending fight in Afghanistan"???? SECOND: remember that little problem the Taliban took care of, OPIUM PRODUCTION??? Well shame on US! It isn't just back, it is back WITH A VENGEANCE! LAST YEAR they had an ALL TIME RECORD CROP, THIS year looks to be even BETTER! In fact, they last year they produced MORE OPIUM THAN ALL THE ADDICTS IN THE WORLD USE IN ONE YEAR! THIS year it will be more. So where do you suppose people have the resources to buy up

That I Would Be Good
"That I Would Be Good" ~Alanis Morissette that i would be good even if i did nothing that i would be good even if i got the thumbs down that i would be good if i got and stayed sick that i would be good even if i gained ten pounds that i would be fine even if i went bankrupt that i would be good if i lost my hair and my youth that i would be great if i was no longer queen that i would be grand if i was not all knowing that i would be loved even when i numb myself that i would be good even when i'm overwhelmed that i would be loved even when i was fuming that i would be good even if i was clingy that i would be good even if i lost sanity that i would be good whether with or without you

College Bound - Part 3
Part 3 Sarah could only watch, helplessly, as the girls marched toward her. In their hands were several leather straps, rolls of duct tape, and a frightening array of objects that Sarah did not recognize. She mewled into the gag, begging for release, as their hands fell upon her. The girls cut way the cable ties that bound Sarah’s legs and torso. They removed the tape that secured her wrists and elbows. She struggled to free herself from their grip, but she was no match for the three of them. The girls forced Sarah onto the bench, sliding her down so that her upper body rested on it. They positioned her so that her crotch was at the very end of the bench. She lay on her back staring up at them. Amy and Christine straddled her, their weight making it impossible for Sarah to rise. Tina and Rebecca slid under the bench. Rebecca forced Sarah’s arms together, folding them so that the tips of her fingers touched the opposite elbow. Sarah heard the sound of the tape being

This Is What I Have To Do...
Forget his name Forget his face Forget his Kiss his warm embrace Forget the love you once knew Remember he has someone new Forget him when they play ya'lls song Remember when you cryed all night long Forget how close you once were Remember he has chosen her Forget how you memorized his walk Forget the way he used to talk Forget the things he used to say Remember he has gone away Forget his laugh forget his grin Forget those dimples on his chin Forget the way he held you tight Remember he is with her tonight Forget the time that went to fast Forget the love that moved, it's past Forget he said he'd LEAVE YOU NEVER Remember he is gone FOREVER

Scary Moments
Yesterday didn't start out the way I was hoping. But ended pretty good I think. Okay yesterday was the Emerson Drive concert in Green Bay. I left my house to get Jenny. My car was running fine. I was excited to see Jenny. I got into Omro and I get lost. I took the wrong turn. so i called her and she got me to her house. Of course I feel like a dumbass but it happens. So we are talking. Heading up to Appleton to have lunch. I get on the on ramp in Oshksoh and my car wasn't going up to speed. I kept trying to get it to go. It makes a loud popping noise and I had to pull over. I was on Butte Des More bridge in Oshkosh the worst bridge to have a car die on it. I called Brian and told him that my car died and I told him where I was. While we waited for him, my car started smoking. Jenny and I didn't think anything of it so we stayed inside. It started smoking more and we rolled down the windows. The smoke got really bad and Jenny was like I think we should get out of the car.. I'm like goo

Eyes
Yes, you read that correctly - you see, I have taken so many pictures of mine, Kell and Azalea's eyes that I decided to give them their own gallery, but I decided that since I like eyes so much that I want other peoples' eyes, too! So.. send me a picture of your eye, with your permission to use it and your contact information that you want used with it and I will post it into my photo gallery over on GJ where this project is beginning. I know this sounds odd, but I am odd and I do not care if I don't even know you! If you read this and are interested in joining the project just leave a comment here, or e-mail me at Tifa.Rinoa@gmail.com with "GJ Gallery Eye!" as the title. Anyway, thanks for your participation should you decide to help out! Here is the gallery - Eyes Photo Gallery

Thank The Goddess!!
It is about f**king time!! I was going through withdrawl, even with work this morning. I hope BJ doesn't need to do that again for awhile!! Louie, my baby cat, is home and looking confused - the usual status for a newly neutered male cat! The other two cats are very happy. Salem kept on catterwauling, calling for the obnoxious little teenaged cat! But all is well now - I hope! The cat family has been reunited! I am told there will be a great cool down over the weekend - lows near 0 and highs in the single digits. Yep, it's winter in Wisconsin! For now, the sun is shining and the snow is melting! Hope everyone survived going cold turkey this morning without the TAP! I almost didn't make it, lol! Hope everyone is having a great day now. Much love and hugs to all! Blessings all around! And thank you, BJ, for getting us back up and running!

Just End Of Week Stuff
So,to all those mystery people who read this It's another weekend. I'm not sure what all i'll do with it. Probably best just to do a bunch of reading and homework and stuff. I have 3 tests next week. I also have drill in slc on the 3rd. It will be nice because I won't have to be around everyone else in my company. They will be in ogden. It sux to have to go all the way out to saltlake, but it may be worth it to not have to deal with so many people. It's been another busy week filled with appointments, and throwing up, and being hostile and all that fun stuff. No school today, so it's filled with appointments instead. I do have lots of Jack Daniels though, since it was my birthday last week, and I have been too sick to drink much of it. Feel free to bring bye some coke or something if you want some. ( LOL, not like anyone ever stops by when invited to in my blogs anyway. But hey, maybe one day I'll be surprised. ) I can't find my favorite game. It's kinda driving

Wanna Know What Ii Really Need In A Lover?♥
WanNa knOw whaT ii reaLLy NEED in a LOVER? Someone to take care of me. Someone who ii feel safe with while im in their arms. My security. My comfort. Someone to watch out for me and my best interest. Someone to encourage me to succeed in life. Be my supporter. My #1 Fan. I need a guy who tells me the complete and brutal truth. I long for honesty. No bullshit, just the truth. T-R-U-S-T. A guy who can come out WITH me, let me have my fun while he has his, and know im going home with him. No worries, just me & him. Together. Someone fun. A guy who loves to LAUGH with me and AT me. Someone to be myself with. A guy who loves me for me. Not just what you see in pictures... A guy who loves me without all the makeup, clothes, & glam. Just siimple ole' me. A guy who can appreciate my strength. Someone who U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D-S. A guy who will listen to me.. even when im venting about something that doesnt matter in the whole scheme of things. Just listen. A guy who stands up for himsel

Rodeo Sex
Rodeo sex Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I like the rodeo position the best. "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" The first said, "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds."

"7 Kinds Of Sex"
"7 kinds of sex" Recent research shows that there are"7 kinds of sex" The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in th

The Ambition Of America's Lady Macbeth
Hillary Clinton’s shameless political reconstructive surgery You can measure the scale of an American president’s troubles by the number of skutniks he deploys during his State of the Union address. Every year during his big set-piece speech to Congress, the president will digress from the main thrust of his remarks to offer fulsome praise to some member of the audience in the gallery. This person will have been carefully selected in advance by the president’s speechwriters as an exemplar of some virtue and placed there for the purpose. The television producers will have been alerted in advance so that at the right moment, as the president talks about the heroics of this American Everyman, he or she can rise self-consciously and receive the praise of a grateful nation. This now obligatory part of a constitutional ritual is called a skutnik after the name of the first person so honoured. One January evening in 1982, Lenny Skutnik, a government employee, dived into the freezing

Fox Guarding The Henhouse?
Is anybody surprised that Congress is passing new ethics rules that leave plenty of wiggle room? Probably not. Even the most ethically upright slouch a bit when allowed to write their own rules. Ethics reform would be a good job for an independent, bipartisan committee of average citizens. Members of Congress should not be deciding how many trips to the cookie jar a member of Congress gets to make.

What Is Wiccan & What Is Not Wiccan Ways
Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe,Wiccan is a very peaceful,harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wiccan is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day.It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face.Wiccan is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow.It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild.It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence.When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady,we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls.To be a Witch is to be a healer, a teacher, a seeker, a give

Pictures
hello all to my friends....some of my pictures were missing, so i deleted the one i didnt want you all to have.....i just kept my lord....so u all can lk at him... just wonder who tk my pictures......but lk at it this way god will get you one day....................thanks for listening..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Law's An Ass
Well, it certainly is if you happen to be in the UK at the moment. If you aren't from the UK you might not have heard. The eminently incompetent politician (I know, that describes all of them) and British Home Secretary, John Reed MP, sent out a memo to all judges to tell them about the chronic overcrowding in the decrepit prisons and asking them to only sentence those who have committed serious violent crime or persistent criminals to jail time. Now that memo in itself raised plenty of comment in journalistic circles but what happened over the last two days has, hopefully, made the Home Secretary realise what a complete muppet he is. First a case featuring a man accused of downloading and having possession of child pornography; he was given a suspended sentence. Then today yet another paedophile was released, this time on bail. Now since the first man was only in court for downloading the filth, he may have gotten that sentence anyway, maybe. However in the second instance the jud

By All Means... Marry!
Not meant to discourage Jack and Jenna!! I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? -Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She

A Lesson In Politics
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the distribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult cour

Free Coinz For You And Your Friends!
Finally, we’re giving you credit for sharing your Meez! And by credit, I mean Coinzzz… All you gotta do is share Meez.com with your friends so that they can make a Meez, too! Make easy Meez money in 2 ways:INVITE YOUR FRIENDS using our new invitation! Just type in their e-mail addresses. And don't worry, you can invite up to 50 people, so you can always come back to invite more. #1 Meez user who invites the most friends gets 50 COINZ!4 Runners-Up each get 25 COINZ45 Additional Winners each get 10 COINZREFER NEW PEEPS by telling people about Meez. You don't need to know e-mail addresses for this one, just have them type in your user name when they register your Meez. Send out a bulletin or put it in your IM profile. Be sure they spell your name correctly, because this gets them Coinz, too!Referer gets 5 COINZNew Meez gets 5 COINZ - Nice starting gift, eh?See? Now everyone can be a winner! If you're more interested in the rules, take a look here.BTW... I was made in the 80s.

Pilot Checklist
________________________________________ After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode pro

~~ Doggie Contest Winners Are......~~
~~ Doggie Contest Winners Are......~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Man's Ring and Dozen Roses with 2302 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins Men's Bracelet And Dozen Roses with 808 comments 3rd Place is...... Wins Root Beer and Dozen Roses with 653 comments I want to thank everyone in the contest. Was A Good contest! thanks maria

6 Weird Things About Me
This is suppose to continue down the friends chain so take a stab at it! I am suppose to name 6 weird things about me. I am not sure if they are suppose to be things no one knows or not. I am pretty much an open book though, so there isnt much that you guys wont already know. You know how weird I am.. Thats why you love me! lol Ok, so here it goes... 1. I like pickles and peanut butter. Yes together and no I am not pregnant. Yeah I know Im weird, thats the point of this blog, remember? 2. I am good acquaintences with the girl my ex left me for. She actually just so happens to be one of my friends here on MySpace. This would be Daniels daddy that I am referring to. Dont ask why, it works. I think mostly for our children we have (or that is on the way) by him. 3. The one thing that instantly makes me happy no matter what mood I am in, is when I get mail. It doesnt matter if it is junk or a bill or a letter, I LOVE getting mail. It is the highlight of my day, to eithe

Destined Feet
He saw his destiny unfold, he would give anything to find the one he was ment to hold. But another part of him, would keep going with his plan, to be what he was, then only more and more as he grew like roots in sand. His head spun him around,more and more, he could let go and land crushed on the floor. He could hold on, and go further next time then he could before. Its all rushing in his mind. To do what he claimed was part of his destiny, or give it up and raise the next of kin, he couldn't see. He lacked clarity, it could never let him be, but he wanted both, maybe he could shift this destiny. He still walks up and down downtown streets, some nights, contemplates if the choices he made were right,or did she slip past his feet?

Missing What Matters Most
You know, the saying "You dont know what you've got until its gone"? It is so true. It is funny how having someone in your life everyday becomes a normal routine, then one day they are gone... and your whole world turns upside down. 15 years ago, my father was murdered. You would think that 15 years later, my life would have gotten back on track and as close to normal as possible, but it isnt. Mothers day was a good day, aside from getting a flat tire on my way home from my moms. The weirdest part of the day was when the sudden pain of not having my dad around hit me... HARD. I passed by NE 28th street where he is burried, and it hit me like brick wall. Normally when I pass by, I wave at him and say "hi". I did that as normal, only tears immediately overwhelmed my eyes. I wanted to call my mom and cancel and go sit by his grave, but I had promised my mom to spend the day with her, and I knew that I would end up sitting with him for hours. So I kept on driving. By the time I

Heres To You, Whoever You Are
Heres to you What I wouldn't give just to touch you, to see you, To place sweet kisses all over your face. Seeing your smile makes a new memory that I could never erase. Lying in my bed wishing you were here, So I could hold you while you run your fingers through my hair. I feel like Goldilocks because your arms are "just right", When you sweep me up in them and squeeze real tight. You make me smile and you make me cry, This rollercoaster we're on is a thrilling ride. You get my heart pumping, such a great rush, You offer sex in public places and all I can do is blush. "Not here" I reply in an embarrassed tone, But baby you just wait until I get you alone. I started to write this about my K-Swiss shoes, But you popped in my mind making me choose To write about how I feel everyday, To remind you I'll be by your side, come what may.

About Me
All right every one, This is not phylisophical or anything this one is about me.If you are a ct friend and you talk to me often then most of this you already know. If you havnt got to know me drop a line get to know me i am not that bad of a guy. I am not on here for popularity,I am here for friends to talk to. I have had a real hard year and i do believe in friends and my military family out there you all know who ytou are. I guees what i am saying is i have 537 friends and only a handful talk to me so hey drop me a line and i will respond ok.

Veinte Y Cinco
I dont know why, but it hit me the other day while Im riding the city bus.....I will be 25 on my next birthday... 25!!!!!!!! Im soo not ok about this! Im freakin out! That is a quarter of a century!! I seriously almost had a panic attack. My friends wil be too, or alreayd are, so why doesnt it seem like a big deal to them? Why doesnt it seem like a big deal to me that they are that old? Some are older!! So why the panicking about me being 25? I'll get to the bottome of this, but for now Im just going to kinda hide in my shell and take it all in. Oh no.. Do I look 25? No please no....... i wanna stay young and happy forever... 25...grrrr.

History/herstory
HISTORY/HERSTORY Sharon: What is wrong with Michael? He seems to be in such a bad mood today. All day long, he's been really quiet and moping around. I first noticed this behavior during the football game on TV. Usually he's all pumped up and excited, but today, he just kinda sat there with a sad glare. After football, he played the video game. Usually that cheers him up, but today he looked even more sad and upset. I wish he would express his feelings more. Is it me? Could I have offended him in some way today? I wish I knew. I tried to cheer him up. I cooked dinner, ran his bath water and then we made love. He was rougher than usual, and he kept his eyes closed the whole time. I am sure that whatever is bothering him, he is probably angry at me. I will leave him alone and ask him about it in the morning. Michael (yea,thats me): UGGGHHH!!! The Steelers lost yesterday, plus I got my ass handed to me in SOCOM 3!!! Well, at least I got some pussy last night, but for some reason, S

Symbol Of Life
Symbol Of Life It was my senior year in high school. We both had BINFOP 6th period with Mrs. Bearden. I sat at one desk near the center of the classroom, she sat about two seats to my right and one back if I remember it right. Neither of us really had a lot of friends in school so we both kinda sat quietly and waited for the school year to pass, waiting for life to begin. I spent most of my time in school drawing comics and showing them to whomever had the desire to see them. When my dark sense began to take over, it was directly reflected in the comics I wrote. Over the course of a few months, it went from politically incorrect, somewhat crude humor to a flat out bloodbath on paper. The last set of comics, Batman 187 (later changed to Captain187) was inspired when I saw the cover of a Batman comic. The Batman character was very dark and almost evil looking. Of course, Batman was known for incapacitating the bad guys without ever actually killing anyone. My idea was to create a

Deadman's Voice
Deadman's Voice Once again, the Grim Reaper visits my blog space with yet another story of death. This time, the story takes place in 2001, in a city they like to call Funky Town. I've kept this one to myself for quite some time, because I feel partly responsible for the fact that justice may never be served. Perhaps, writing about it here will be the first step towards making things right. It all started one night after work (Pizza Hut, at the time.) Me, a friend and a couple of girls went out to Fast Freddy's. We had a few beers, played a few rounds of pool and at the end of the night, the girl I was out there with, Andrea, started really making a push for my attention. I only had a couple of beers that night, but she seemed really concerned about me driving home safely. I had already peeped the game and saw that this chick was just trying to take me home, so I went ahead and played drunk and got her to follow me to my house. YOU KNOW what happened next...haha! Anyways, aft

Natalie's Diary
Natalie's Diary Monday, February 16, 2004: Dear Diary, It's been another one of those Mondays. Somehow after partying all weekend, I made it to work on time this morning, and actually had a pretty good day. Tommy, my wonderful boyfriend, wants me to go to the movies with him tonight. I think I might hang out with my best friend Tonya instead. Tonya always tells me how beautiful I am. She says that Tommy doesn't deserve me and I can do much better. I kinda believe her, but Tommy has been great and he totally loves me. Maybe tonight, I'll go to the movies with him. Friday, February 20, 2004: Dear Diary, Just got in from work today. Tonya has been telling me about tonight's party all week. I got some new clothes just for tonight. I feel kinda bad about Tommy though. After standing him up on Monday, and not wanting to do anything with him tonight, he's probably pissed at me. Oh well, I will see him after the weekend. Tonya says this is gonna be the hottest party of the

Till Death Do Us Part
Till Death Do Us Part I arrived at the location at about 12:25pm. For once, I wasn't late getting somewhere. Steve and David got there about 10 minutes before I did and had already found seats. I saw Jay and his family up at the front row, and, on the stage was Paula, his wife...the star of today's show. An attractive woman at the age of 49, she had fallen victim to a liver disease about 7 months ago. Today, she is no longer sick, however, she is also no longer living. This was her day. I had never had the pleasure to meet her, but I knew enough about Jay to get a glimpse of what kind of person she must have been. As the service progressed, my attention began to focus more and more on Jay. Although it was Paula's funeral, it was he, and the remaining family that we were there for. Jay was always a happy, cheerful guy. So happy in fact, when I first started working there, I actually thought he was gay. It's kinda sad that a man cannot be cheerful and friendly without his manhood

~ Tribute Ink Contest Winners Are...... ~
~ Tribute Ink Contest Winners are...... ~ 1st Place...... Wins Diamond Ring And Dozen Roses with 2200 comments 2nd Place...... Wins Diamond Earrings And A Dozen Roses with 1800 comments 3rd Place...... Wins Root Bear And Dozen Roses with 472 comments I want to thank everyone who was in the contest was a good one and close with amounts of comments! Thanks Maria

Newiest Friends
Thanks, for the rates an love...Hope to do the same in re-turn soon however right now the sight is SUPER slow an I can't do a damn thing, please give me sometime.. Thanks for your understanding!!!

Baby Sitting Adventures
sorry i haven't been on tap in a while just took me a while to get rid of dial up (URGGHH) WELL tonight i start baby sitting again so no more going out for me LOL. just thought i would blog a bit and let ya'll know i'm still alive LOL

Back Onlline
For those of you on my list on Cherrytap plz read it is really important that you do so.. For the last of couple of days I have or had no mouse to get on the computer at all.. I was highly pissed off and everything else.. A little after one am in the morning I came in here to the computer and get on it.. Next thing I know the mouse was not working at all.. I threw a damn fit about it.. It was my cousin autumn who brook it and it got me pissed off.. So I am so sorry that I did not get to you all at all.. You have to understand about my problems in the house of what is going on.. Yes I did missed an very important in event so I had to missed that and I was highly fucking pissed off of what happen.. It will not happen again.. If it does I will bitch non stop to get my damn way.. So Forgive me not answering you all.. It has been default if that is how you spell.. So I hope you all have a really good day.. Virgo24

My Slave Postions
1. Standing Slave stands upright, eyes cast down, legs spread, hands in the neck. Especially when the slave confesses her misdeeds. 2. Bend over Bent over, legs straight and spread, hands at ankles; Backside faces master for inspection. 3. Doggy stile On hand and knees, head bent down, legs spread; If Master wishes the slave has to move like this too. 4. Awaiting Slave kneels upright, legs apart, hands in the small of the back, eyes cast down. Awaiting her Master or when being ordered to be silent. 5. Resting Slave sitting on her heels, legs apart, hands in her back grabbing each other elbow, eyes cast down. Resting when being unattended. 6. Crouching Slave kneels, legs apart, chest resting on thighs, hands in the small of back, head down; Awaiting the punishment. 7. Obedience Slave lies front down, forehead pressed to the floor, arms apart, legs apart. Sign of total obedience. 8. Presentation Slave lies on her back, hands in hollows of knees,

My Rules To Follow As A Slave
The following 128 rules are written in the context of a M/s (Master/slave) relationship, but could be used by those in a D/s (Dominant/submissive) relationship, and provide a good project for those submissive/slave males to adapt them towards their relationship with their Dominatrix/Mistress, respectively (double meaning intended). Some notes for the female to take into consideration when using these rules and participating in a Master/slave relationship (or any part of the BDSM world out there): 1. The Master/slave relationship is a complex one requiring a serious commitment to honest and open communication, and the practice of learned responsibilities for the care and protection of each person's well being, psychological, physical, sexual, social, and emotional health. you can protect both you and your Master's participation through the use of selected safe words (like 'yellow' and 'red') and gestures (such as tight hand holds, wiggling of a limb, or opening of a hand).

Kid Contest Updated.....
~ Kid Contest Updates ~ 1st Kid...... with 47 comments 2nd Kid...... with 178 comments 3rd Kid...... with 12 comments 4th Kid...... with 3 comments 5th Kid...... with 1839 comments 6th Kid...... with 1945 comments 7th Kid...... with 6 comments 8th Kid...... with 148 comments 9th Kid...... with 1 comment 10th Kid...... with 1 comment So Far so good! remember u can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

I Found Out......lol
Yesterday I found out one of my crushes...lol..Finally after all this bull (CRAP) an posting asking who they were, I'm a little amazed on the person in which has the crush on me..Tee Hee...Just wish I could find out the rest an who they are...lol...It's all good though just happy with what I've gotten so far....

This Is A Contract, What I Want
I, (slave's name), hereinafter referred to as "girl", agree to submit to The RebelGent, hereinafter referred to as "Master". The girl understands that her submission is voluntary and includes sexual submission, bondage and discipline subject to the terms and conditions set forth in this contract. The following are the rights of the girl: Rights A. The girl has the right to expect her Master to love, cherish and safeguard her well-being during the period of this contract. B. The girl has the right to privacy. She will not be required to exhibit her submissiveness unless she has given full and knowledgeable consent to her Master. Her family, friends, business associates and anyone else that she chooses will not be made aware of this contract or its contents. The girl reserves the right to decide who may be made aware of this contract or her submission to her Master. C. The girl has the right to expect her Master to be knowledge

Teenager Contest Updated
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 9110 comments 2nd Place...... with 4074 comments 3rd Place...... with 49 comments 4th Place...... with 42 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

You Know Your Old When...
While CT was down, I was downloading some music. Some present day, and some that I grew up on.. Now you know your old when you ask a friend if they know the name of a song and they say who??? lmaooo Those songs like.. Little bitty pretty one by bobby darin.. referred to the song as "a great beboppin song" and he was like "how old ARE you?" lmaoo Or that old favorite by Blue Suede Hooked on a Feeling, more commonly referred to as "the dancing baby" song.. of which his response was "dancing baby?" lmao Ok, so as we age we try to hold on to those instances of our youth that keep us young at heart. And we do this with all our mite because like many (and I am one of them) we dont grow old gracefully. We try and stay "hip" for our kids only to find out that hip is out, and being "dope" is in.. like wtf lmaoo Im not sure if being referred to something that is illegal is "hip" or "cool" but I often go with the flow. I was laughing the other day at the clothes styles that in

O All My Friends Can You Please Read This And Repost It, Thank You So Much!!! (repost)
o all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-23 19:12:06 I am trying to get a yacht in Incredible Hulks pimpin gift giveaway, but I need 40,000 comments for it!:( I need all the help you can give me and there is no time limit to get it so you can do some everyday to help me and I will always return the favor!! Just click the pic below and it will send you right to the pic that I have entered! (repost of original by 'Incredible Hulk- - Please Fan Me Too!!!' on '2007-01-23 19:01:51') (repost of original by '~~~~PEYTONLICIOUS~~~' on '2007-01-23 19:10:28')

Bikers Contest Updates Got 3 So Far....
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! 1st Biker is...... 2nd Biker is...... 3rd Biker is...... Comments + Rates = total Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic and rate it also! click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Temperamental Bitch
You Have a Choleric Temperament You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

My Needs
Submissives are more in tune w/ what their Masters' needs are .. but, we have needs too.. and I will begin this w/ giving my view of what a submissive needs.. When I am asked what I need as a submissive, I always use the same phrase, because I feel it wraps it up pretty well: "I need a Master that will *love* my submission" There are two kinds of love as far as I'm concerned, conditional and unconditional.. We need to always be loved unconditionally in our everyday lives and tasks w/ our Masters.. We need to know that if we burn dinner or let a red shirt end up in the white wash that he will still love us.. those things are not a part of our submission, that is just life in general.. most of use, are very capable of running our own lives, and wish to do so w/out fear of discipline for minor life mistakes.. to me, that is unconditional love, "I will love you even though you can't make spaghetti sauce the way my mother did." But, the second kind of love, conditional love.. that is

This Is A Bdsm Astrological Love Guide
emini Women: (May 21 to June 20) Often the aggressor; She is never embarrassed by her behavior because she never adheres to any standards except her own. Her main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. She is a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. She wants to talk to the guy after she tumbles with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries Favorite gadget: the vibrator. Gemini Men: (May 21 to June 20) He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaki

Slaves Prayer
Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know His needs. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power to make His life complete, as He makes mine.

Submissives Rights
I have the right... ...to set limits, and expect them to be respected. ...to adjust these limits at any time, with notice to you. ...to expect you to push them, to force me to create new limits & boundaries. ...to expect you to be concerned about time we spend apart, but I expect you to understand that I am a person, separate from you, and thusly having problems and situations in my life that I will not need your help with. ...I have the right to expect you will respect me for my independence and not criticize me for it. ...to ask you for help, should I need it. ...to be trusted, providing I have earned it. ...to expect you to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. ...to ask things of you, and have you listen to my requests. ...to ask for your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. ...to ask you to contribute as much to this relationship as I do. As long as my requests are submitted respectfully, I expect you to consider the

& It Hasnt Rained Today....
thank god. all that moopy weather was getting to me. i sent my phone to get fixed this morning....it stopped letting me make calls. i guess ive thrown the damn thing one too many times. ech. theres $30 i could have used for a taxi when i go to san diego. oh well. nothing can be done about it...i need my phone. i might die without it, lol. i feel bad for sean....remember how i asked you guys to vote for what kind of card to send him for valentine's day? well i ended up getting like 34 votes for one that sings & 2 for a normal one....::sorry sean you shall get the singing one::....so i guess the singing one wins. i almost feel bad for him...almost. ok well i have to get going. my phone should be ready by now. i have to get going guys...i have a late class today...yay for me. lol. well if anything it gives me a chance to get my errands done. oh & in case gina is reading this ::or anyone else for that matter:: coffee sounds fun. i have a few dollars left over from my sta

I'm Bored!
If You're Looking For Someone To Talk To, If Your Mom Is Looking For Someone To Talk To, If Your Best Friend From When You Were 5 Is Looking For Someone To Talk To, Write To Me Or Send Them My Way! I Want To Hear From You Guys, I Want To Make Some Actual Friends Here! What Do You Say? Anyone Interested? I Know There Has To Be At Least One Friendly Person Out There! Hope To Hear From All Of You Really Soon!

My Ex
Ok I'm not normally one to bitch but I have to get this out in the open and to see if I get any feed back. So please be brutally honest here. I just got back from Iraq in Nov. and was served with divorce papers while over there. 2 months to be exact before coming home. Thats not why I'm bitching here. So here is the thing I was told today that its none of my business who are in my childrens' life. What is she thinking here. I don't bring any of my lady friends or any one like that around them do to the fact of having respect for her and the kids. I am trying to reconnect with my children after being gone for 15 months so in my eyes I think she should have enough respect for me and the children not to be bringing other men into their lives just yet. For christ sakes I don't care who she is dating or what have you don't get me wrong there but its only been 3 months. And her choice in her friends is very questionable right now considering one is a meth head and the other has a record of

Tanya, Classical Musician
Well, as those of you who have read my profile know, I am a classically trained musician. These days, I primarily study voice (although I still consider piano my primary instrument), and last November I gave a joint recital with a couple friends. I have at long last gotten around to converting and cutting that recital into pieces, and I've posted five of them in my stash. Thanks to Pierrot~Lunaire for a very helpful link. So, if you are interested, check these out. I'd advise those of you who aren't really into classical music stick to the two Broadway numbers, and if you get adventurous, the Previn trio (which is lovely). The Menotti is only for the adventurous! Andre Previn's Vocalise for piano, soprano, and cello (with my sister Holly) Richard Strauss' Ruhe, meine Seele "Once Upon a Dream" from Jekyll & Hyde "Do You Love Me" from Fiddler on the Roof (with Ken) From Five Songs, two songs by Gian-Carlo Menotti Next time I'm home, I'll get my bro-in-law to con

Lill Johnny Has A Story To Tell
Subject: Johnny Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, â€œMommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... at this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

Going To Nepal
Hey Cherrys Im going to Kathmandu, Nepal very soon!! I am wondering if anyone of you have ever been there.....If you have can you send me a message and tell me about your experiance there, I am really looking forward to this vacation of my life time, I am gonna see alot and I am very excited so If you have any info on Nepal from being there or if you know someone from Nepal, Have them send me a message and let me know what to expect, Anyways have a gr8 night!! TaTa JoJo

Allah Damned Oreo
Ok, I'm totally craveing an Oreo Which is odd Because Oreos make me puke But I'm craveing one Craveings suck I never have the things I crave around Blah Well, I was reading a book about *Astrology* And it turns out that Sagittarius Or however you spell it Isn't compatable with Virgo Which sucks Because I'm a Sag And my boyfriends a Virgo And since yesterday I totally believe in *Astrology* Because on Ruspar in the Morning Which is my all time fav radio show They give out *Astrology* Predictions There jokes of course and mine was fairly funny They said: Saggitarius, why do you always want to charge small amounts of money to your credit card? Then they gave examples of a person chareging 2 dollars for a cupcake on there card Refuseing to pay with cash Well I went to CVS And I had a cupon for 16 of stuff So I grabbed enough to crap that I hoped equalled 16 dollars Well I went and paid and the total came to 16.06 HaHa And I had to charge .06 cents to my

Im Not Racist But This Is True
My friend Sean sent me a bulletin on another site and here is what he had to say ---------------------------------------------- You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo","Bread", and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If w

Hummmmm... Wanna See Sexxxy ???
BOMBERS NEEDED !!! OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

Another Day..............
Every once in awhile you have one of those award winning days or weeks depending on how much life is enjoying making you miserable. It would seem that I have been life's little rag doll for sometime. Now normally I would throw my hands up in disgust and say a few colorful phrases before resorting back to my fairly shy self. But these past few weeks have been so bad that it has now become rather funny in a rather sick demented way. I am amazed at the human ability to crawl out of whatever hole life has tossed it into and ask for more. Anyway my rambling aside here is a small recap. There was a incident with my youngest daughter and neighborhood girl we had taken in last weekend. Alcohol seemed to play a big roll in the recklessness of these two causing one to be admited into the hospital and the other to be put into another placement. Now I am furious with the two of these girls for the obvious reasons as well as a few I cant bring myself to say at the moment. But in the end th

Update On Me
HELLO ALL MY GREAT FRIENDS, I AM STARTING TO FEEL BETTER. TY. I GOT MY RESULTS BACK. MY GALL BLADDER IS FINE SO IS MY PANCREAS AND SO IS MY LIVER. THANK GOD.THEY GAVE ME A SHOT OF ANTIBIOTICS IN MY BUTT AND TOOK SOME BLOOD. I AM TAKING TWO ANTIBIOTICS NOW. I HAVE TO CALL THE DOC TOMM. CUZ MY LEFT ARM KEEPS GOING NUMB. ITS REALLY BOTHERING ME. ITS FROM THE MEDS. TY FOR THE COMMENTS AND THE GIFTS AND PRAYERS WHILE I WAS OUT SICK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I WILL COMMENT AND DO SOME OTHER THINGS AS SOON AS THEY GET DONE WITH MAINTINECE ON THE SITE. BIG HUGS LOVES YALL

Dial Up Really Sucks!!!!
I just wanted to say that I'm on dial up through someone elses puter. It is REALLY slow so sorry if it takes awhile for me to reply to comments and things. Things should speed up once I have my own puter again. So, where's the party??? LOL I'm new here in Aberdeen and don't know anyone yet. So if you are from here send me a hi. I would love to have someone to go out and do things with. OK, back to the catching up. TTFN SMILE

You Women Are Fucked Up!!!
So I posses all the qualifications to attract girls that love the "bad boy with a heart of gold" kinda thing. But I can't get any love no matter what I do... I'm in a band opening for one of the hugest underground metal festivels world wide. In college, my friends are extremely well known, and work in a tattoo shop. But I can't get any attention at all from the oppisite sex........ Untill I start taking part in hurting them physicially to the point of drawing blood. I took part in a navel project that involved 4 surface piercings, alot of crying, and bleeding... Hmm... What's so damn wrong with liking a person based on personality!!! .... I'm sad, lonely, but above all.... confused.

My Thought On Drinkers
People get stupid when they drink and also think that they can get away with a lot of stuff but to tell the truth when it comes time for them to get what they deserve they will get it or they will get their payback. Why do people get drunk and also why do they think get drunk is cool or good? People act like mmorons and don't realize that people who are sober can be in a right mind and etc. I guess that people don't realize that when they are buzzing or drunk that they do thing that they know are wrong and also can get them in trouble. People think that drink is good but it's good when you know how much you can handle before becoming stupid or make an ass out of yourself.

No Damnit
NO GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE NOT SEEING ME NAKED...NOR DO I WANT TO CYBER WITH YOU... SOOO STOP ASKING ME THAT SHIT..IF U WANT TO SEE NAKED WOMEN THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN ON HERE THAT WILL ACCOMIDATE YOU..... READ MY FUCKEN PROFILE BEFORE YOU ASK ME INSTEAD OF WANTING THAT SHIT.....I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU JACK OFF OR YOU ARENT SEEING WHAT I HAVE BEHIND MY FOLDERS UNLESS I WANT YOU TO....NOW STOP ASKING THAT SHIT... Ok i feel better now....Continue with your browsing

~~illegal Immigration Problems?~~
GO MAXINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Maxine Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida . Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation: + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans + Put the Florida alligators in the moat. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

It Was One Man
Locked away in a secret virtue brought by the light of an evening sky. Once again not torn but together. Pieced gently in the grasp of one heart beat. A pulse that regained an even flow, and hindered to the drug of passion. It was one man that brought her down. It was one man that calmed a fierce bewildered fire that rampaged the earth in hatred. It was one man that conquered an ego and lifted a spirit above his shoulders. Hollow appearances are once again never kept and the eye of irony is shadowed in the will of a sane child. Bent over backwards in a brutal clothes line, thats how much love caught her off guard this time. Missing and hopin and trying to find her way, she will walk there if she has to. Even to just to collapse at the front door. It was one man that pierced the iron gates of a revengful door and threw aside the mat. It was one man that gently removed the thorns that held together a torn piece of heart. He held the disfunctioning organ in his hands and nursed

Fibromyalgia
What is Fibromyalgia? Fibromyalgia (FM) is a chronic pain illness characterized by widespread musculoskeletal aches, pain, and stiffness, soft tissue tenderness, general fatigue, and sleep disturbances. The most common sites of pain include the neck, back, shoulders, pelvic girdle, and hands, but any body part can be affected. Fibromyalgia patients experience a range of symptoms of varying intensities that wax and wane over time. Who is affected? It is estimated that approximately 5-7% of the U.S. population has FM. Although a higher percentage of women of all ages and races are affected, it does strike men and children. Because of its debilitating nature, fibromyalgia has a serious impact on patients' families, friends and employers, as well as society at large. What are the symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain: The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundari

Two Widows
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no,

Twisted Life
do you see there twisted eyes?and watch and laugh at normal life?do they smell the rain coming ,in there office cell? or feel the sun warm there face on a winters day,do you see all the colors of a setting sun,or set your ass on the couch for this evenings bad news and lies,to make you feel glad your trapped in your house safe.do you see everyone as someone who might hurt you?or know everybodys a pyscho killer ,but still wanna know why?and another thing,pets make good friends,but you fucked when ya need a ride to the airport.so if youve read this far and understand any of this ,god help you,and you may be twisted,write in tommy chong for president. goodnight and peace to all chip

Corporate Policy
Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing new clothes , we assume you are doing well financially And therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be schedul

So The Story Continues....
One of the many things I do is write .....erotica...poetry...etc.. so..I havent read this in a very loooong time. Show of hands (or comments as the case may be) should the bad man (and for you little yellow bus riders that would be me) post more? I honestly could give two squirts of piss but...as opinions are like assholes...give me yours. Mage look out below!! an exerpt... Yes little one....you remember now? The images, the thoughts....drowning your senses. The flood comes back to you now like a tempest. I can see your eyes shimmering at the very sound of my voice. Has it been so long? You shiver still.....Mmmmm....I see your soul doesnt forget that which you crave. Come little one......stand by me. Yes thats it......you flinch yet come as I beckon you.....good. Im pleased.....the time since you last stood before me is not so different than now....Yes little one I feel your pulse.....your very breath has paused at my touch. The memory is as fresh and burning as the first mom

I'm Back...
Well it's been a while huh? I could tell you about everything that has been going on these past few months, I could go on about how my "friends" were jerks, I could even go on about being the stay at home mom that I never thought for a million years I'd turn out to be. But I won't. I missed being on here and missed talking to everyone. So I'm back and bring on the luv. lol Ya'll have a great week!

Air Humor
airline humor . . . All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." 3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." 4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are on

Good Meds
ST. M O M M A' S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?" B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prio

New Contest Idea.
AIGHT HERE'S THE IDEA FOR MY CONTEST. YOU PEOPLE SEND ME PICS OF PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE ATTENTION WHORES. SAY ABOUT 20. THEN WE LET THEM COMMENT BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THEMSELVES, AND WHO EVER GETS THE MOST COMMENTS LOSES!!! PERSON WITH THE LEAST RATES AND COMMENTS WINS. FIGURE I'LL OVER LIKE A 2 WEEK BLAST TO WHO EVER WINS, OR LIKE 15000 IN ALCOHOL FROM THE CHERRY SHOP. WHAT DO YOU THINK? PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND TWEAKED.

I Have Been On Here For 5 Straight Hours!
I was just referred to this last night and I am officially addicted. Its so much better than myspace and I dont know why. Maybe its the whole point system thing. I want MORE! SO I went on a stash uploading frenzy and there are a billion vids I posted you should go look. its almost 2 am here and I really need sleep. I will try. And most likely not succeed.

21 Lines To Make You Smile
21 lines to make you smile 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 7.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 8.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 9.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 10.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 11.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 12. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 13.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 14.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 15. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 16.. Procrastinate Now! 17.. I

Valentine For The Future
will you be my valintine in the future, will you so kind, will you talk to me, will you get to know me, there are good days, there are bad days, tommorow is for the future, yesturday was in the past, i would pick you as a valentine, would you pic me?

Copt And Paste For Some Fun
01*I _____Karla 02*Karla is _____. 03*If I were alone in a room with Karla I would _____. 04*I think Karla should _____. 05*Karla needs _____. 06*I want to _____ Karla. 07*Someday Karla will _____. 08*Karla _____ 09*Without Karla___. 10*My memories of Karla are ____. 11*Karla can be _____. 12*The worst thing about Karla is _____. 13*The best thing about Karla is _____. 14*I am _____ with Karla. 15*One thing about Karla is _____. 16*Karla should go and _____. 17*Karla_____ me. 18*_________Karla. 19*Who would_____Karla was.

Aha! One A.m. Again....this Could Get Interesting...hmmm..
What to do? What to do? I'm sitting here pondering theories of the universe and I think I would like a couple of things clarified for me because I'm just not understanding. #1: Why is it we do the things we do? When do we lose the hope of being or doing something better; or just plain ol' trying in general? We all seem to putter around in a bleak fog that hazes and clouds our minds until we basically get unto a repetative cycle and we don't even have to think anymore. Why? I'm to blame for it too. I catch myself now and again just meandering through, like a lazy crooked river, just trying to find something to spark that little bit of life again. Do we get this way as we get older or is it just what happens when you give up? When you forget all the things you wanted to be or do? Do we just settle into something that's easier and more conforming to the society we've created? #2: What is it that makes us all shun the outside world and not bother with interacting with our fellow man?

Friends?
just found out who stole my credit cards. I thought iwas someone at work. turns out it was a good friend of mine I've been hanging with for a while now. Came over and stole my shit from my own home. It sucks to find out that you can't really trust anyone...not even a good friend. damn...feel kinda shitty right now

Happy?
wow today started off really shitty and somehow has ended up being very good. well in some ways. first of all we did screw up on my income taxes so i am getting it all back instead of owing money thank god :) two i ended up working tho i havent slept in now over 30 hours (i needed the money to make rent) and then well this is good and bad but dean was pissed off when i saw him tonight because of how the week has been with out me working. he almost quit it was so bad with my not working before him (dustin and joe don't do crap) dean is already packing meaning i will most likely be taking over midnights soon meaning more money, a normal sleeping schedule ect. and another brighter note i got to work for a few hours with felicity which was nice because i like working with her, well i just like hanging out with her in general. i was wide awake and almost hyper at work because i got there and was overwelmed. kim does jack shit so i had to put away groceries stock the cooler tons of stuff

Poetry
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Dragon Species Are You
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics) Ultimate Elemental DragonYou are the true ultimate dragon. You have the powers of all the other elemental dragons. You control everything and have interests in every part. for example the fire dragon loves things to do with fire whereas you like fire, water, lightning etc etc. You are considered dragon royalty.(NOTE: THIS DRAGON WAS HAND DRAWN BY ME)Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

What Acouple Miltary Guys Thought Today
its funny how slips away Category: Life just want to share with my friends who may interested in a experience i had today .....this ..am.. i had to go to lax to pick some family friends .......while waiting i seen a army guy sitting by himself ..........with thoses bifg duffle bags you always see..........lol........being a vet my self from many years ago..........i knew what its like ........he was 31 years of age been in the army for 11 years ..just on his way home from afgan..........[3rd tour ] so i walk over and said how are you doing .......he told me great .so i asked what he thought about whats going on in america and he said .............that he and most of the others he knew serving now, were very upset [mad] with the press state side for not telling about all the good stuff that happens daily ........i asked him about what he thought about the presdents new rules of engagement ...........he believes it will let us when .......i shared with him .that i came home afte

Heading Up North
Tip up town is happening up north this weekend We are taking the snowmobiles up and race...There are soo many things there to do..Polar Bear Dip..My friends want to do that..But its like gonna be 10 degrees and they want to jump in the freaking water HELL NO aint happening at all...I just love the races and this year its gonna be good..Since there are 12 of us heading up there...And all have snowmobiles...So thats it for my plns this weekend...Gonna go play in the snow and kick ass in races...Check out the things its soo cool.. http://www.inmetrodetroit.com/Outdoors/Snowmobiling/tipuptown.htm

I Smell A Pirate Wedding! Drinks All 'round!
Without naming names, in order to protect the guilty, there's a Pirate wedding about to take place between two lovely people on CT and NO IT IS NOT ME...however, I am the Captain, and therefore I am empowered to perform a "marriage ceremony....right HERE on this deck....RIGHT....NOW!(Shades of Jack Sparrow, but I just get carried away.) Anyhow, I was HONORED to be asked to be the bearer of "The Big Question", so I sent the young (and very pretty) lady a black rose, with the following absurdly awful poem. Hey! It was all I could come up with on such short notice! This rose comes to you from the Pirates of the Retrib-U tion. I am it's Captain and BLANK is one of my "crew". He told us how much he loves you.... and so this rose is black, just like the flag he wears, and true like the scars he bears, His love shines like the steel of his blade, in hopes that a life together you will have made, by being ONE and no longer TWO! So to you, the very lucky lady, and

The Weather Out Side
to day I came home from work and it was nasty out there. all you could do was stay in the only lane that was clear, because of all the snow here in syrcause new york. so if you are driving any place please be carful because it is bad out there. thanks for stoping to read this and please be safe and happy. love to all my friends and family on CT. PEACE

Tag For All
I am offering this tag to everyone here in CT... Please do not ask for your name to be put on it...That would take up to much time.. Go Rip it or copy it so you can use it for comment.. I will have more soon and some for the guys too.

The Rose (love Song)
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed Some say love it is a razer that leaves your soul to blead Some say love it is a hunger an endless aching need I say love it is a flower and you it's only seed It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance It's the dream afraid of wakingthat never takes the chance It's the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give and the soul afraid of dyingthat never learns to live When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winterfar beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose

I Hate It.....seriously I Do.
Can i not be in this over sized Dawsons Creek Re-Run now? I am really very done with it. For those of you who dont have the privilage of knowing I am the Pacey of the story. the total screw up everyone loves to pick on and beat down on 3 quarters of the time. And that last quarter it's just jokes and non-stop lines out of a book from a story that never ends. With the woman who has been my Joey for god knows how long and will always remain my Joey and i love her so very much. The girl who was of to be Jenn has been also in and out of my life tho now more i hate her for how she's distroyed my life. Dawson Played by my best friend Scott who has always been the better of us two. Always just alittle luckier in life then me but yet we have competed in life for almost everything. Now he is the one married and he is the one with the family he has started and i'm sitting here still playing in this part that life has drafted me in, and for only the gods know why kept me in. I d

Hey Babez
BOMBERS NEEDED !!! OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

B1
zfrog4...search for me and you will find... "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -- Mohandas Gandhi RAMBO AMADEUS - Plastik fantastik .. .........................................apoem....... driver .................. allah's uber dire straights it has creepy sideways figure eights the zombie steers the ticking bomb no radio, yet knobs all twirling his superlicious eyes on fire as a brickhouse hits innocent floating bodies now become the tiger ......................................................fin “Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” Albert Einstein the anatomy of war(mars-vs- man) the art (twenty years ago) and below is the photo i pulled offa someones blogs .... today ... august 06 ...... eek

3 Weeks To Go!
I can't believe it's only 3 more weeks til Zoey will be here. Possibly sooner. I know we are ready to meet her and hold her! I am ready for this morning sickness to end for sure. 36 weeks is just way too long to be sick every day! We keep imagining what she will look like and it makes us anxious to have her. But I am not anxious for the labor pain! I guess before we know it, it will be all over and we will have our little girl in our arms soon enough!! I have been on bedrest since 12/6, so I haven't been on much, since the computer is up on the 3rd floor and walking steps is a no-no! Thank goodness I have JB, he is the best hubby anyone could ask for! He had taken care of me like I could have never expected! Thank you baby! I love you! Heading to bed like a good girl! Have a good night!

Please Help Me Keep Spreading The Word!
I am in a giveaway for a 7 day blast. there is no time limit and I know its a lot to ask but I need to get to 65,000 comments...I am up to 1150 so far and I just started this afternoon. please stop by and leave even just 1 comment and PLEASE repost this so everyone sees it. This blast is to further spread the support to survivors of pregnancy and infant loss. PLEASE find it in your heart to help me by clicking the pic below and leaving some comments. THANK YOU!!

Inner Circle
I have an Inner Circle, where many are not allowed to tread. I now invite you, to join me there, as we spin a common thread of truth. With that common thread we will weave around a willow branch of bending faith and then adorn it with bright beautiful feathers of a true friendship that will be amazing to behold. It will be a constant reminder to us of a friendship of strength we will forever hold. (GegiCluck20072501)

Please Help! This Is Really Important To Me! Update**
I am in a giveaway for a 7 day blast. there is no time limit and I know its a lot to ask but I need to get to 30,000 comments...I am up to 1150 so far and I just started this afternoon. please stop by and leave even just 1 comment and PLEASE repost this so everyone sees it. This blast is to further spread the support to survivors of pregnancy and infant loss. PLEASE find it in your heart to help me and click the pic below to leave some comments.

Please Copy, Paste And Comment..could Be Fun!!
01*I _____Karla 02*Karla is _____. 03*If I were alone in a room with Karla I would _____. 04*I think Karla should _____. 05*Karla needs _____. 06*I want to _____ Karla. 07*Someday Karla will _____. 08*Karla _____ 09*Without Karla___. 10*My memories of Karla are ____. 11*Karla can be _____. 12*The worst thing about Karla is _____. 13*The best thing about Karla is _____. 14*I am _____ with Karla. 15*One thing about Karla is _____. 16*Karla should go and _____. 17*Karla_____ me. 18*_________Karla.

Cards
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

Mmmmmm...fresh Meat..show Some Love
OK friends and fans again i call on u to show some tru cherry tappin love. Here's some more fresh meat.. Show him how much better it is here then myspace! Rate him, fan him, friend him, comment him, just show some love. Thanx y'all!! sideburnz@ CherryTAP

~credit Card & Cell Phone Camera Scams~
Subject: Be sure to read Scene 3." Quite interesting. SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmm, "He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that h e did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.

What Time Of The Day I Am.....
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

Nasty Aids Eaters
I think they broke apart my mind Yeah they just wanted to see what was inside They wanted to know if fairy tales were true Or if they were poorly constructed lies, told to pass the time And I told him I was trying to write a catchy pop song About failure and hate and sodomy I don’t think he believed me. But I looked him dead in the eye. And pinky promised. I told my 8 year old sister I was a raging alcoholic And she told me that god didn’t like me anymore And then she cried for me. For my fury, for my weakness. And I sat at my computer for 6 hours waiting on him to IM me. Just. Staring. And when he finally did he said “Dood. I am sooo messed up” And right there, my heart broke. I wanted better for him. And staying up till 5 am only feels right with Dyllon When we’re watching Thumbalina And imagining that tiny, tiny girl trying to fuck that thumb. That had us rolling for like a half hour.

How To Give A Sensual Massage
If your special lady has had a rough day or you just want to do something nice for her, treat her to a sensual massage. Set the mood by dimming the room's lights and lighting a few candles, scented if you have them. Don't overdo it. You only need a few. Turn on soft soothing music. Instrumental is usually best because it has no words for your partner to focus on and comes in a variety of calming renditions. Make sure the room is warm since your lover will be naked and uncovered during the massage. You'll need oil of some type because your hands will glide across her skin much easier with lubrication. Any kind of massage oil, or even baby oil will work. Before you get started, keep in mind that you are doing this as something special for your lover. Though there will be genital stimulation included, don't take that to mean that sex is a given once the massage ends. This is all for her pleasure. Begin by having your lover lie on her stomach on the surface you have chosen, which wil

Getting To Play Santa
I just got home. It's a little after 9pm PST, and I'm hard pressed to think of more than 5 days I've worked this long in the last 4.5 years in this business. I think it's one of the best work days I've ever had. Like many companies, mine gives out a yearly bonus. Sadly for us upper management schmucks, we don't get paid out in December, we have to wait until February. So here it is, late January and we finally found out today what the bottom line is. My boss is absolutely fabulous and I love her to death, but sadly she's a little dingy and I didn't get the call to head down to her office (in a different city) until 5:45pm. Of course I was happy to go and sit in traffic for the good news, and certainly I was happy to find out how much richer I'd be in a few weeks. But the best part of the whole day was giving the news to my employee. I called him on my way over to his house to see if he wanted me to come invade his space and deliver the news, or if he just wanted to wait unt

Bored Now
Name: Hey Boss, laura, Rusti, Mommy, PITA Birthday: 12-07-196* Birthplace:Enumclaw, WA =Now= Current mood: Tired, frustrated Current music: None, shit, i should turn some on Current taste: Diet DP Current hair: Long, red, clipped up Current clothes: Betty Boop socks and penguin jammie pants Current annoyance: people Current smell: garlic Current thing I ought to be doin: Probably sleeping. Current windows open: Cherry Tap, Outlook and Myspace Current desktop picture: random from 3000 pictures Current favorite band: too many of em. Current book: none Current cd in stereo: Don't listen to cds Current crush: ~~~~~~ Current favorite celeb: Current hate: umm.. i don't hate =Do I= Smoke: yes Do drugs: no Have sex: Occasionally Give oral sex: ~~~~~~ Receive oral sex: ~~~~~ Have a dream that keeps coming back: yeah Remember your first love: yes i do Read the newspaper: sometimes Have any gay or lesbian friends: Of course. Believe it's possible to remain

Venting To The World
for all of u who dont know im i am kays one and only her future husband. the last few days kays been getting alot of messages from former and new friends sayin she doesnt belong with me or u can do better them him. this bull shit needs to stop shes happy im happy. for the fact that im am her first white boy should have nothing to do with it i treat her like a princess i have treated her better then and BLACK MAN ever has. so tuff shit shes mine get over it we will be married in march. i dont appreciate all the FUCKIN disrespect that i have been gettin from all u jelouse haters. the the few who say u should come over to me bc my dicks bigger. i am the only one to get her off and shes been with bigger so fuck off. im happy and shes happy. jut bc u think u love her and wanna be with her u all are two lil two late. and for the few who want phone sex that shit dont fly shes not in to that. and when a girl says NO i dont do that it means NO!!!!!....... ok im

Days Like Today
It's days like these that i wish i had my family it's days like these where the rain just falls i can feel my tears falling to the wind carried on the brease with days like these Its years like these that make me young to old And put my back to promises made. Days like these i just want to go. to take my world so filled with hope To a better place you see to where the pain will not be. in lives like these where every moment counts and i add up all the things i can live without. When the last thing is blessing in my life is not seeing your face. I can live with days like these with blessings like this. For every day without that reminder of you is a blessing , with days like these. But yet i cry , because i am sad because i think of ever offer i gave up. because i could not live without your face. but the song that sings inside my body my hands barely hold up my head. My heart so barely hanging by a thread. but i'm hanging , by that threa

Native American Indian Traditional Code Of Ethics
1. Each morning upon rising, and each evening before sleeping, give thanks for the life within you and for all life, for the good things the Creator has given you and for the opportunity to grow a little more each day. Consider your thoughts and actions of the past day and seek for the courage and strengthto be a better person. Seek for the things that will benefit others (everyone). 2. Respect. Respect means "To feel or show honor or esteem for someone or something; to consider the well being of, or to treat someone or somethin with deference or courtesy". Showing respect is a basic law of life. a. Treat every person from the tiniest child to the oldest elder with respect at all times. b. Special respect should be given to Elders, Parents, Teachers, and Community Leaders. c. No person should be made to feel "put down" by you; avoid hurting other hearts as you would avoid a deadly poison. d. Touch nothing that belongs to someone else (especia

Whores Lair
Whores Lair Domination under one Masochism is your game Sadist I give you the blame Tonight we tame. Lay your body down upon me Scratch your fingers down my back Let me moan out your name Drag you down into the whores lair Wrap your fingers around my neck squeeze into my flesh darkness seeps into my eyes Letting out another sigh Push into me Pump out of me Choke me now As the bloody tears fall from my eyes the blood spews between my swollen lips Fading out fast with a gasping breath wrap your fingers around my neck Lay your body down on me Take this blade and seep into my skin Let me scream out your name Drag you down into the whores lair Wrap your fingers around my neck squeeze into my flesh darkness seeps into my eyes letting out another sigh push into me pump out of me choke me now As the bloody tears fall from my eyes the blood spews between my swollen lips fading out fast with a gasping breath wrap your fingers around my ne

Wtf Is Wrong With Amber?
Ok so some of you are wondering where I've been and why I havent been my normally attentive friend. I promise I am not mad at any of you, and I still love all of you. (some more than others)I've just had some really bizarre drama recently in my life. Long story short, my best friend is with my ex (my daughters father) and they have decided they want my first born. Call me Naive, but I totally did not see this coming. I expect stupidity to this degree from him, hes always been a special kinda stupid, but from her? It's unreal. I don't care that they are doing each other, he wasnt really that good anyway, so no loss there, but my kid?? I dont think so! Now, I know all my rights, and I know I can kick his ass, but it doesnt make the process any less scary, nor does it make the reality that I wasted 12 years on a friendship on a (insert really nasty cuss words here) for nothing, any less hurtful, so if I seem to be in my own little world..I dont hate you. I might even let you in if you a

George Carlins Solution To The Gas Shortage
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Prob

Today And Tomorrow
Today Today i told you how i felt and today you broke my heart Today i put my soul out to see and you decided to put it out to hang insted. Today i told you the truth and you gave me lines from a page of a book i've heard read again and again. No more lines I will not have them I will not hear excuses I will not hear i am sorry again. Sorry does not cut it anymore Sorry is something someone says when they hit your sore toe. Not when you rip out their heart. Today , i was honest with you Today you see was my last day No more days now, now i'm gone to never see again. No more days. No more days like todays. Never Today Always tomorrow Because tomorrow is a far farther away from you.

Worst Day Of My Life Part 2!
I forgot to add these...ok this will show you how much i love nsync. This is currently my bedroom... and this is part of my ceiling in my bedroom... This is over 780 POSTERS!!!!! I LOVE NSYNC! AND I CANT SEE ONE MEMBER FROM THEM AND HES ONLY 45 MINUTES AWAY AHHh!!!!

Pregnant @ 17
If any of you have any advice for me it would be much appreciated, i know advice from a networking site....whats a girl to do? if you have any advice please feel more than free to leave me a comment, thanks!

Totally Me!
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

~~some Good Things In Life~~
Author and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry." *************************************************** Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted." "What does it mean to be adopted?", asked another child. "It means", said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her

~~breaking New....................................
Subject: Happy Former president Clinton , Senator Clinton, Senator Kerry, Obama Rama, fat bitch Rosie Fukin' O'Donnel, and Bawa Wawa were flying on Air Force One. Bill looked at Hillary , chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Senator Kerry added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of ya'll asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Worst Day Of My Life!
Ok so as some of you know, Im madly in love with nsync, and i have been since 4th grade. Well im sooooo in love with a guy named JC from there. well he came to Rochester NY today!!! Thats only like 45 minutes from my house!!! I was crying cause i was so happy and my friend was going to take me and everything! Last minute...she called saying "she didnt feel like it" Omg ....since 4th flippen grade it was my biggest dream to meet him..and he came sooo close.......but nooooooooooooo GAHHH I HATE THIS!

My Eyes
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Passion67%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes58%Eyes full of Pain58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Knightskitty Needs Help
Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney failure he will be needing a live donor....Please help me by reposting to all your friends..I just dont know what to do or how to go about all this so I am asking Jesus to please guide my fingers and to pleas

What Kind Of S&m Person Are You?
You scored as Dominator. You are a dominator! You love to be the one in control. Having that extra edge in a relationship gives you the excitement that you desire. You have the charisma and the talent to be a Master to your slavE.Dominator94%Submissive81%Violent75%Playful63%What kind of S&M person are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Now I Seen Everything
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/25/ny.condom.ap/index.html New York to tout official city condom NEW YORK (AP) -- Available soon: an official New York City condom. Mayor Michael Bloomberg's administration wants to reduce rates of sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS, and part of the strategy is the aggressive promotion of free condoms. Officials say more people will use them if they have jazzy packaging. One idea is a subway theme, with maps on the wrappers. "Brands work, and people use branded items more than they use nonbranded items, whether it's a cola or a medicine even," Health Commissioner Thomas Frieden said. New York hands out 1.5 million free condoms each month, or about 18 million a year. Hundreds of organizations get free condoms from the city and distribute them at health clinics, bars, restaurants, nail salons, nightclubs and even prisons. Widespread free distribution started after Frieden became health commissioner in 2002 and found that the city's

Big Woman
Ok one thing I want to know is why I find men that only want skinny woman, I hate it, its not that im fat, Im not, I have a chubby belly yes But Im a big figured woman and I hate it when you find a woman that is like a size 2 and faults shit in your face I hate it so much, for once in my life i would love to find a man, and yes i said a man not a boy that can handle all this woman, i want to be happy for a change, I tell you what with the guy that I have been with they have never ever complained about anything of mine and i am a freak I like it anyway I can get it, LOL, but I do say this if you want to know more about me just ask because i will tell you and If you arent interested thats your fault not mine because i'm being totaly honest, LOL, but holla at ya gurl, LATER

Friends Test
2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) where do i work: (3 Point) what am i afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do i have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do i have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) whats my favorite color: (3 Points) name something i hate: (4 Points) name a talent i have: (4 Points) whats my phone number: (4 Points) what kind of sneakers do i wear: (4 Points) do i have any pets: (2 Points) Who am i dating/likeing right now: (5 Points) how long have i been dating them: (5 points) ho

My Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Love Is To Me
I wrote this blog on myspace and felt the need to transfer it over since I'm never on anymore... So this is what love means to me Love is.... When someone automatically puts jelly on your peanut butter sammich and you don't have to even ask... They remeber your favorite movie after 2 years. Specially the one you had make up sex to after your first fight. You kick your dog off the bed just so they're happy...and their happiness makes me you fell good, even if your dog is cuddly. When they do your dishes, even if they didn't dirty them. Love is when they remember your favorite perfume...and will drive across a city for it. It's kisses on the back first thing in the morning It's givng your boyfriend ball love after he's just fucked you.... It's when you order food that he/she likes, cause you know after they've eaten their own food...9x's out of 10 they're going to want yours.... It's when they eat your ass...for more then just 2 mintues.... It's wanti

Stir Crazy!
I've been stuck at home for so long that its finally getting to me. Its always the sames things everyday, and I need a change....IN ANYTHING! What to do, what to do? I really just need a vacation. Just a weekend away from the rat race of everyday. I'm always helping out my mother-in-law selling plates and making sure her daughter and my daughter don't fight. My boyfriends out all day and I can't take it anymore. It gets so drab and dull to do the same things over and over! I'm sure you all know what I mean. Sorry for the ranting, but my God, I just need to get it all out!

The Embraces
The attack embraces me Harvested by hunger For the golden rule. Arms made of paper sails Reaching across the land To be impressed upon nations. Carrying convincing promises Of better things to come While dislocating people from their lands. Alienation from our civilization Shifting to destruction Of who we are. They call me heathen And hide my language They steal my pipe. They give me poison And tear down my teepee They give me laws. They give me a Queen To be my mother A king to be a father. Blankets whiskey and twine With paper money And signed promises. They preach benevolence Waving presents That make me blind. They hide behind paper walls Do not respect their own Constitution. Subtle changes away From the eyes of the world Hiding behind their paper walls. They use her name To take a nation To the brink of destruction. They want my land My soul and existence They want my brothers. Who wander the forest To exploit

How Will You Die??
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear67%Bomb60%Accident53%Gunshot53%Suicide47%Natural Causes33%Stabbed33%Eaten27%Cut Throat13%Suffocated7%Poison

Random Me
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Single or Taken: Married Happy about that: Undecided Eye Color: Green Shoe size: 7.5-9.5 Height: 5'6" What are you wearing right now? Betty Boop socks and penguin jammie pants Can you make a dollar in change right now? yes Best place to go for a date? Why do you have to go somewhere? Kind of pants: jeans Number: 3182006 Animal: Siberian Tiger Drink(non alcoholic): Diet Dr. Pepper Sport: Bedroom Month: December Juice: orange juice Favorite cartoon character: Taz HAVE YOU EVER Bungee Jumped?: First, id have to go up high, and fuck that noise, second, id have to fall.. Why in the fuck would i intentionally fall from a great height.. I don't have a death wish Made you

A Poem I Wrote A While Back
Heart Of Stone here i sit all alone; wondering why oh why must i go on; with tears running down my cheeks; for all the pain in my heart; which has been there for many weeks; feels like its tearing me apart but i know life will go on; as i know i must too; with each heartache a piece of me dies never to return as the heart heals anew;the cracks remain my heart will never be the same and before everything is through i say what else am i to do because my heart of gold; will soon turn to stone; never to love again afraid of letting go; going back to where its been; for fear that one more crack in this heart of stone will cause it to never mend

What Has Overcome Me
"WHAT HAS OVERCOME ME" There is a great deal of depression that has overtaken my soul, It floods deep within, into every inch that makes me whole. I wonder and worry of thoughts throughout the day, What is to come, to my dismay. As a flood of tears pour out of me in all my expressions, more and more comes, more and more depression. I assure myself everything is ok! But who am I fooling? Then I burst into a spirit of rage. I have questions, and there are answers. But I'm afraid and much too weak, When I try to explain, I hear I'm hearing wrong and need to be meek. But this is how I feel, there's no wrong or right, But as I battle with myself, I always lose the fight. I feel intimidated sometimes by others, But as I said "This is how I feel" The pain in me is very real. I lose control, my thought go wild, and hear I am acting like a child. If only you knew what I thought, If only you knew what I fought. I need my thoughts held captive. Oh Baby, assure

The Unatainable
I was in the shower tonight and thats when I happen to do my best thinking. As I felt the hot water soak into my hair I started thinking about why people insist on wanting the unatainable person. I'm not talking about movie stars or models. I'm talking about the person you know, the person that you actually talk to, the person that is probably your friend. I'm talking about the person you sit across from and have lunch with and in the back of your mind your actually admiring them. You sit there and you admire them. Their smile, their smell, their personality, and the rest of their features. Their lame jokes make you laugh, and you don't mind. What sucks about all of this is you know them. You've seen the worst sides of them, and you know that for everyone else they are atainable, but to you, you can't touch them. The only thing you can do is let them invade your dreams and your senses. Why do we insist on doing this to ourselves. We know it's never going to ha

One Day...
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear93%Eaten80%Cut Throat73%Suffocated73%Suicide60%Gunshot60%Bomb53%Disease53%Accident53%Stabbed47%Poison

700 Sundays
I just finished reading 700 Sundays by Billy Crystal. Yes the actor. It's the story of his childhood and growing up. Billy lost his father at age 15, I lost mine at age 24. Billy has an extreme love for baseball as do I so I've always had a connection with him one could say. His book is excellent!! It's a fast easy read, and it will make you smile, laugh, cry, and most important laugh some more. (Yes I'm man enough to admit I cried, the chapter where he loses his dad was very tough to read) He took the title from approximatly the number of Sundays he got to spend with his father, because that was the important day of the week for them. I highly recommend reading this if you have the slightest interest. That's it just wanted to jot those thoughts down. -Mark

Bikers Contest ....need Bikers
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Step In Line
Step in line… follow… be herd, not be heard. Pacify and nullify the opposing voices. To be liberal is to follow insanity. To be conservative is to follow vanity. Where is the God of men? Where, the men have killed gods with their sin. Why are the proud allowed to be loud? The meek are afraid and under a shroud. Step in line… follow… be herd, not be heard. Ostracize and disenfranchise the non-affiliated. To be the partisan is to see without eyes. To be the anarchist is to speak without words. Where is the faith of men? Where, the men believe the lies from their kin. Why do so many that speak about freedom? Spent the least of the effort to achieve them. Step in line… follow… be herd, not be heard. ... -ed

Got 1st Family Come On Familys This Will Be Fun!
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Random Bullshit
If men had breasts, would they be self contained? I mean, come on-it's the first thing noticed. And- if you show enough cleavage- they can't tell you the color of your eyes. Yep. I asked. Is Jared Leto sexy or what? Come on... fess up ladies... how many of you (like me) watched 'My So Called Life' and just couldn't WAIT for her to 'get him??? And... how many (like me) asked themselves why they didn't have guys that looked like that in THEIR high school? And, now he's a rock star. Come ladies!!!!! Just think on it a moment! Now, I'm totally straight... just the way it is, but how many of you ladies, even the straight ones- would 'do' some female? Just curious. I mean, I have two I'd do. Maybe three, have to have the other one take me out to dinner. Hmmm... enough for so far... Surely there are plenty typos...

Its Called Rainbow
ITS CALLED RAINBOW...... If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue..... If i could build a mountain You could call your very own.. A place to find serenity A place to be alone... If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea.. But all theses things i'm finding Are impossible for me... I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But Let me be....What i know best.. A friend that's always there......

Hell Ya Motha F*cka
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher100%Goth50%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Emo20%Prepy20%Skater10%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Sucking
well well well itunes radio is going no where tonight its sucking so bad that i wanna throw it in the trash can on other note i have a small headache and i lovely tummy virus that i wanna get rid of now one more thing go burn your friends for me please lol

My Kissing Technique Is Perfect!
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

F*cked
You scored as really f***ed up!!. Way to go your REALLY F***ED UP!! I recommend getting some counsiling before you hurt someone really f***ed up!!50%normal31%kinda f***ed up25%How F***ed up are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Credible Scientists Researchers And Government Officials On Ufo's!! Recent Special - Must See And Spread Like Herpies
Many Credible scientists and ex government people on UFOs this is one youre going to want to save - it has MANY great scientists and researchers as well as ex government people with high ranks and classifications RE: ufo smoking gun ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dalibor Date: Jan 25, 2007 6:28 PM http://www.guba.com/f/root.swf?video_url=http://free.guba.com/uploaditem/3000029475/flash.flv&isEmbeddedPlayer=true the link is for a better player with forward and rewind options - bigger screen also.

The Key
I hold the key I hold the key to your heart and soul I turn the key and we become whole Shared love that last beyond this life Bring together two to share joys and strife Coming to the challenge of all that may be I hold the key and in time we will both see That though it is mine to open your heart It is love that we share no matter how far apart That binds us together and makes us both one Love as it should be till all time is done By R. Thomas Dinsmore

You Think You Know...
...but you dont, so just keep your trap shut/ dont need your shit,and you just dont make the cut/ your not the kind of people we fuck with/ so back the fuck up and suck on this fat dick/ I try to play nice, and not hurt your feelings/ but Im sick of your bullshit, hearing your voice even leaves me reeling/ and I cant keep playing this game you enjoy/ back the fuck off and go find someone else to be your toy/ Im not the whipping boy, or the scape goat/ I will leave a crimson river flowing from your throat/ cuz Im thru with all this confusion/ dont need your lies, its just an illusion/ and its not worht my time, my talent or my heart/ you've got being a loser down to an art/ and I want no part of your hatred and idiocracy/ and I'll say what the fuck I want, this is A FUCKING DEMOCRACY/ and you make me sick worse than the flu/ I'd kill myself if for a moment I was you/ so back the fuck off and be glad Im letting you walk away/ take your life, and your bullshit, Im done, nothing more to s

How F***ed Up Are You?
You scored as really f***ed up!!. Way to go your REALLY F***ED UP!! I recommend getting some counsiling before you hurt someone really f***ed up!!81%kinda f***ed up38%normal31%How F***ed up are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Go Me
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.Unipolar Depression83%Borderline Personality Disorder33%Schizophrenia33%Antisocial Personality Disorder17%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder0%Eating Disorders0%Which mental disorder do you have?created with QuizFarm.com

I Am Back Home After A Long Absence!!
I am home after a long absence. i got down to western ky and got bit by a brown recluse spider and had to stay and have surger, they cut about 5" long and 4" deep out of my thigh, it sucks, let me tell you, so you had better watch out for those spiders, they can be very cruel!!!! But yes i am back home again!!

I Have A Dirty Mind :d
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Which Mental Disorder Do You Have?
You scored as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have ASPD! You know that blatantly disregarding social norms and the rights of others isn't just illegal; it's FUN. Jail time? Eh, look at Gary Gilmore... was he really that bad of a guy?Antisocial Personality Disorder83%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder75%Unipolar Depression67%Schizophrenia58%Borderline Personality Disorder42%Eating Disorders0%Which mental disorder do you have?created with QuizFarm.com

Cleaning The Toilet
Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

A Faithful Cherry Needs Our Help - Urgently...
To all my friends and Family: This is a subject that is very close to my heart. Some of you know why and some of you dont. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Help Spread the word on this. I would consider it a personal favor. Knightskitty's message: Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work

Mate Math
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must lov

Mi Familia
Its a good thing I love my family. Right now I have a full house again. Recently, my sister Jen had to move in due to having a baby. Her and her husband to be needed the extra money so they can save up and get a place of their own. It's cool since their kid is adorable and fun (see my pics if you'd like). Second, my other sister Michelle is getting sepeated from her husband, so naturally I offered to stay here with me. This is good because her husband was a no good, crack smoking, alchoilic, piece of shit, trailer trash! And finally, my dad moved in for the next month. He is getting a knee operation and needs the help. No problem! But it is a mad house now! I love them, glad they're all here, but can't wait til they leave too.

Friends And Family
well spending time with friends is the best thing i only have a few real friends in life that i can trust and i would help out when needed exspecially my god sons parents and my step parents as well and they all support me in the things i do and helping me when i am in a rough spot and push me to the things that i need to do and that is why im going to be having 2 jobs very soon. thanks for my step mom she is the greatest mom ever and she is always their for me when i need to talk. that i need to talk about what is on my chest or things that happen.. she the best thing my life beside my little god son damian which he comes 2nd in my life and soon he will be turning 1 yrs old and i cant wait for that to happen well thats about it until next time

Of No Use Whatsoever
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick

I Feel So Unloved :(
Only one person has a crush on me *cries* i don't think anyone loves me *whimpers* Now you all should have a crush on me....why you ask? cuz well i'm cute...and silly and witty and i've got the hottest lil eyes around this part of town! *gives you the sad puppy dog eyes* Now go crush on me!! hehe muahz! Sue

How Ironic My Fav Drink Lol
You scored as vodka. you are vodka. very strong but a def fave amongst the young and old, (and the hardcore alcoholics) you are versitile and can be taken straight up or mixed. daiquaries100%vodka100%midori88%bourbon83%champagne83%whiskey79%absinthe71%wine54%rum54%beer38%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com

New
EYES OF AN ANGEL Entranced by an angels eyes of blue Held captive before I even knew That the soul was a match to mine A match made by god in the divine Fitting in place like two puzzle pieces And with her eyes my fear she releases And makes me surrender to her alone we have been one long before we had known That our soul is shared and we were meant to be Made to be together through out all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore

My New Friends On Ct
hey i would first like to say thanks to those of you who have left me comments i accepted a few of you as a friend i had dial up when i set up my new ct acct and i couldnt load anything on here i couldnt even comment back to ya all but i have dsl now so it's on now talk to everyone soon and sorry for the wait for me to answer you comments cant wait to meet all that i can everyone stay safe

My Birthday Thingy!
Your Birthdate: March 18 For you, love is a feeling that lingers for really long time - even after a relationship is totally over. In fact, you still make have strong feelings for the first person you fell in love with. You usually are reluctant to end relationships. And sometimes you're the last to know that things are ending! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 9th, 18th, and 27th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Fighting
You scored as Youd come out squeaky Clean. Youd come out squeaky Clean75%Youd get Ur Ass Kicked!50%Some Cuts, Sum Bruises but overall okay50%Hospitalized42%How would you get beaten up?created with QuizFarm.com

Kinky
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage100%Whips83%Blind Folds50%Blood42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Im The Sexy Lips Winner
THANKS SOOOOO MUCH GUYS FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT IN THE SEXY LIPS CONTEST.. I WON YOU CAN SEE MY TROPHY ON MY MAIN PAGE IN THE COMMENT IT IS COOL :-)... THANKS AGAINNN BIG KISSESSS I ALSO GOT A DIAMOND RING GIFT FOR WINNING :-)!! MUCH LOVE TO ALL

Wow!!!
I met this guy his name is well lets just call him R.....Well its crazy because one day i was talking to my really good friend named Nancy.. I was here on Cherry tap and I saw this guy that lived not to far....Well come to find out it her cuzin.....Well I think he is just soooo sexy....hehe...He is just omg words cant decribe what he looks like or how he made me feel when i saw his picture...i know its wierd....Well she wanted me to stop over after i got off work and what do you effing know...He was there, wow i looked like shit cause i had just gotten off work...I ran home and washed my hair and got dressed....I fell crazy he just sent tingles to my tummy...hehe...well thats all i shall reveal for now.....:P ~Dayna~

How Would You Get Beaten Up?
You scored as Youd come out squeaky Clean. Youd come out squeaky Clean75%Some Cuts, Sum Bruises but overall okay58%Hospitalized25%Youd get Ur Ass Kicked!17%How would you get beaten up?created with QuizFarm.com

Secrets
Thrown me down shove me against a wall sqeeze my tits suck my nipples go down on me use ur fingers to open wide lick me out pull my flaps slide ur dick on me wrap ur legs around me go up and down move it all around kiss me i scratch ur back while ur riding me and lick ur face ooooh it feels good go down on me again ooh i cant get enough of it ill cum and youll lick it you can't get enough of it eat me lick me fuck me suck me ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you wait till i have my way with you!!! When will you fuck me? God I am waiting for you so long now Want you to fuck me so badly with passion That passion you felt formerly so much Why can`t you fuck me why can`t you do To feel you in me I love more than my life All could be so great for us both if you could do Can`t wait any longer to hear you Oh god what happened to us I need it can`t think the right things When will it end and we can already do Fucking me crazy and making me cum How

Nothin
You scored as Werewolve. You are a werewolve! You never get cold and all your scars and bruises heal when you transform! You don't have to wait till the full moon to change. You can do it any night! You are the only force capable of killing a vampire and you positivly despise them! Werewolves aren't all mean! There are some werewolves that can control themselves! Like Lupin form Harry Potter! You are the twin of a gray or red wolve except for your venomous yellow or red eyes!Werewolve94%Vampire69%Devil63%Dragon56%Fairy50%Mermaid19%What Mythological Creature are you?(Cool pictures!)created with QuizFarm.com

Welcome To My Back Yard.
Ericka rolling down the hill. It should be a book or movie cover. You can see the splash where the rock she threw hit the water. What's over there? "You think they're cuddly, but I think they're sinister..." Ducks don't like Ericka. A meadow, two garden areas, two lemon trees, an orange tree, redwoods, eucalyptus, a swing set, a rope swing, four paths to the creek, a bench with creek view, tables and chairs, blackberry bushes, nighshade, a meditation maze, stone pathways, windsocks and chimes, wildflowers, bay trees... it's like paradise.

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Blind Folds83%Bondage75%Whips50%Blood25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Let Life Work Its Magic
Let life work its magic What lesson is this moment meant to teach you? What new insight, what new wisdom is here right now for you to discover? Look at where you are and how you've come to be at this point. Observe all that is happening in your world. Dive into your deepest feelings. Explore and consider the frustrations, the joys, the pains and the pleasures. All of it is seeking to tell you something. And the message is surely filled with rich meaning. Every little detail joins with all the others in a dance of profound proportions. Lovingly watch the motion, listen to the music, and take note of how it makes you feel. This very moment brings with it the power to change you for the better. Look, listen, feel, experience and let life work its beautiful magic on you. -- Ralph Marston

Icy
water falls and ice forms layer upon layer stifling, choking keeping me from feeling a frigid survival panic resides coiling amongst my insides a cold existence finding niches within the dark recesses of my being suffocation sets in as the ice builds causing pause icicle restriction stripping me of all resolve denying me peace limbs heavy with pressure breaking me down tears would be wasted at this point frozen upon my cheeks mocking me for the need to release the pressure storming inside always deliberately frozen

This Is Too True! *le Sigh*
Your Birthdate: February 17 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month.What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Sexual Nature
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent75%Exciting50%Hot50%Wet50%Awkward25%Soft25%Sweet0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Fairy????
You scored as Fairy. You are a fairy. You have wings as soft as lace and the ability to fly. Your wings are similar to a butterflys and like snowflakes no 2 fairys wings are alike. You are the shyest creature on the planet around humans, but when you seek comfort you always find it in animals and the forest. You are the purest creature ever and are often mistaken for lightning bugs at night! You can only be seen by people who believe in fairys and can be brought back to life when an animal gives their life to you. Fairy94%Vampire75%Dragon69%Devil69%Werewolve56%Mermaid0%What Mythological Creature are you?(Cool pictures!)created with QuizFarm.com