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Tag Teamed
I got got twice - so decided to get this outta the way before I got got again Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1) I have a degree in Forensic Science from MSU and was trained in the nuclear power field by the USN - I use neither one of these in my current job 2)Wet food touching my hands makes me nauseous. (Like when you was dishes in the sink and something is still on the plates ) 3)I can't stand the sound of balloons squeaking - chalkboard scrapping and many other annoying noises don't bug me...that one makes me want to scream. 4)I can't watch a movie beginning to end without doing something else at the same time. 5) I tend to cry when overwhelme

Although
Although I will always love you And remember all the times we had. You're a sorry little bastard. And you hurt me really bad Although you may think it's funny And only time will tell Cuz paybacks are a bitch And I hope you burn in hell! Although you were a decent lover, That I will admit; When it comes to being a man Fuck you bitch, you ain't shit! By: Rosalinda Solis

That Extra Mile
I cannot ease your aching heart Nor take the pain away But let me take your pain away And walk with you today I will listen when you need to talk I will wipe away your tears I will share your worries when they come I will help you face your fears I am here and I will stand by you Each hill you have to climb So take my hand, lets face the world and live one day at a time You are not alone, for I am still here I will go that extra mile And when your grief is easier I will help you learn to smile By: Rosalinda Solis

Opinion
I dream, I wish, I live, I believe in fantasy Reality is an evil land where we are disliked for Blasphemy on society because we are different. We are cast out and belittled for our differences and opinions. Who has it all figured out? Who is the perfect one? The powerful one who makes all the stipulations? Who make all the rules we have to follow? Who doesn't feel they have to make any revisions? Equality, compassion, understanding. love with purity of heart are only a few qualities humans should have been born with more of. People are mean and judgmental, why bother trying to impress anyone? If humans and stopped judging, they might find a best friend or a lover. Don't misunderstand me, I love people. It is a joy to be around them, but there are so many that just would not give me the time of day and everything they say is a myth. People judge by what they see not buy what they know. It is only "Human nature" after all to fear what is unknown. We should not have

Rules To Love By:
Take me don't break me. Forgive me don't forget me. Have me instead of want me. Trust me and I will protect you. Play with me don't cage me. Have patience with me not a lecture for me. Confide in me don't hide from me. Pray with me not for me. Marry me don't carry me. Change with me not for me. Shine with me not for me. Want my compassion not my body. Feed me don't deny me. Tie me up don't tie me down. Please me don't tease me. Look at me don't lust for me. Be tolerant not judgmental. Adore me don't ignore me. Love me and I love you forever. Give me your heart and I will give you mine forever. Cut me and I bleed forever. Love me in your heart not in your mind. Dance with me and I will sing you a song. Yearn for me and I will burn for you. Travel with me don't run away from me. Obey me don't betray me. Defend me don't blame me. Fight for me not with me. Have passion for me not desire for my gifts. Keep me and I will cherish you f

Tears Of Blood
Tears fall from the flooded banks of my heart; my eyes overflow. They flow freely like waterfalls with no end. I break with each tear. They flow like blood trickling down a hurting thumb. Stung by a long pointy thorn from a beautiful crimson rose. A tear is like blood from the depths of my heart, my soul. It trickles down and falls unnoticed. No one can really know the depth of my pain, so deep within. I close my eyes, he's there, I open my eyes, a tear falls, and he's there; an ever constant flow of tears, a constant circle of agonizing pain. Once so proud and happy now left bitter and untouched, so cold. Loneliness, like wide open spaces, can devour your life. Destined to disappear, you fall. Feeling alone is the agony of defeat. When left alone, in the dark, you can see no one. Not even your own silhouette. A dark room, swallowed whole with no comfort. Left to die with no one around for miles. No one to hear your tears. No one can hear you scream his na

Auto 11 Auction
ARMY MEDIC AUTO 11's AUCTION!! CLICK BANNER ABOVE OR BELOW TO COME BID ON THE A-11's!!! 72hr. Deadline. Maybe Extended Watch For Details!! Brought To You By The Tantra Fantasies Family!! (repost of original by 'Dawn:FuStalker:Tantra Fantasies Owner~The Pegasus Project~' on '2009-02-21 14:46:38')

So, Lets Talk Shall We...
I'm not the greatest person in the world but I'm pretty damn good. I raise my son on my own and and have little help from my family. I give what I can to others and I treat most people with respect when they earn it. So tell me, why is it that hard to make it in life? Why has almost everything in the world gone to shit? I've tried this whole dating thing again and it seems like more guys just want sex. Nothing else, no relationship other than sex. It kills me that most guys have made a relationship out of sex. My ex did that, it was more sexual than anything. Hardly any conversation unless we were fighting, little holding hands or cuddling. Thing that girls cherish, it's the little things that count to us. Don't make us feel like a peice of ass just because you want , make us feel like more than that.

Now This Is Revenge... Wow!!
True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his Hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Wedding Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring. Got this from this mumm http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=522709

"friendship"
a friend is someone who will always be there for the good and bad times a friend is someone who you can talk too anytime, anywhere, night or day a friend is someone who you can always trust with your secrets and your fantasies a friend is someone who will borrow their shoulder during the pain and misery of life and death a friend is someone who is just like you who i hold dear in my life always and forever **dedicated to my best friend John Kubly who is now diseased** by. shana 98'

"mother.. Listen"
listen to me for what i have to say might make you cry for now is the time for us to grow up and say hello or goodbye you and i have been at sorts for some time now maybe just maybe we'll become to an understanding if we only knew how friendship to me is more valuable in life than being enemies dont get me wrong, i dont want to become a friend wanna be tomorrow is another day for you and i hopefully today we wont be saying goodbye *dedicated to my mom* by shana 98'

The Mystery Of My Ranking
So this is my first blog post. I haven't quite decided what I want this to be about, but to start it off, I thought I would mention the fact that somehow, I'm ranked #852 today! Which is exciting, of course, but also slightly mystifying. Maybe this might not seem wierd to anyone else, but looking at the people I'm ranked around, it's hard to figure out. I'm the only one who doesn't have a VIP for one, haha. The person ranked under me has ten times as many fans, and lots more bling and stuff. So... why am I ranked up there? I can't figure it out, and it's bothering me, haha. If anyone has any ideas on the Great Ranking Mystery, let me know!

Help My Friend Big Momma And Ill Fu Pay Ya
SEE BELOW OF COURSE IF MORE THAN 1,000 MORE FU $$ PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN DONE. THANKS!!!!! 1,000= 100,000 fu bucks 500 = 50,000 fu bucks 250 = 25,000 fu bucks 125 = 13,000 fu bucks 75 = 7,000 fu bucks 50 = 5,000 fu bucks 25 = 2,500 fu bucks 12 = 1,250 FU BUCKS 6 = 700 fu bucks

Tagged, D'oh!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a twin brother (looks a lot like me). I must be the evil one, though cos he's a priest. 2. I once broke my back in a car accident. I was in the Air Force at the time and I had a 3-day drive to report to a new posting in Nova Scotia. I was distracted by a bee that was crawling around on my leg and I took the car flying through a barrier and over an embankment...never even hit the brakes. I did a flip and three or four rolls (aerobatics display). Parts of the car were still hanging from the crash barrier. I spent the next six weeks flat on my back in a military hospital with hot and cold running nurses. Now

"daddy"
you have given me life you have given me love you have taught me respect you have taught me courage you have taught me to be myself you have taught me how to love you have taught me to never forget the ones i love for you are always and forever my father ..dedicated to my father.. by shana 98'

" A Tear "
it comes everyday, anywhere it falls down my cheek but i never loose it for it comes all the time any shape or size i cant see you where did you go help me see the light clear away what is in my way you ask what it is well think of me and maybe you will see what i mean for it is a tear a tear for you by. shana 94'

"your Picture"
I look at it everyday but its not the same as lookin at you I talk to it but not to you It looks at me while you look away You run away from me while it stays with me What is it that I speak of just look in the mirror and there you have it for it is a face but not a real face but a picture of a face which belongs to you by. shana 94'

Auto 11s/cherry Bomb Auction(ended)
AUCTION WILL RUN FROM 2/28/09 TIL 3/06/09. RULES ARE SIMPLE. MIN BID IS 500K. HIGHEST BIDDER WINS. WINNING BIDDER HAS 24 HOURS TO PAY. IF THE WINNING BIDDER FAILS TO PAY WITHIN ALLOTTED TIME FRAME AUTO WILL GO TO SECOND HIGHEST BIDDER. LAST BUT NOT LEAST NO DRAMA!!! WITH THAT SAID GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING. ****NOTE: i HAVE DECIDED TO ALLOW THE WINNING BIDDER TO CHOOSE BETWEEN AN AUTO 11 OR CHERRY BOMB.****

To Damn Funny
SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw yo

A Vampire's Tale
Okay, usually I do not post links to anything unelss it is mine, however I ran across this amazing series of poetry called "Departure" on The Starlite Cafe website. (http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/) The series is amazing. Although kinda slow in the begining, it rises to the depths of my passions and brought me to heights of literary ecstasy that I have never before know. My god, the series has left me full of lust and desire for more. Please allow the music to load for your reading pleasure as it enhances the effect of the written script. In Dreams: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91084629.html With the Power of His Mind: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91084947.html It Was She: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91085167.html Mist Enfolds Storm: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91085489.html Almas Perdidas A La Música: http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/105/poem_91086866.html Metaformoza: http://www.thesta

Dj Rachy
COME CHECK OUT DJ RACHY AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Country
COME CHECK OUT DJ COUNTRY AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Mini Bio On Jensen Ackles
Birth Name: Jensen Ross Ackles Date Of Birth: 1st March, 1978 Place Of Birth: Dallas, Texas, USA Height: 6'1'' (1.85mm) Mini Biography: Jensen Ackles was born in Dallas, Texas to Roger Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Shaffer. After modeling as a young child, he began to concentrate on a acting career in 1996 upon his graduation from Lloyd V. Berkner High School in Richardson, Texas. In 1997 he received a role on the NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives as Eric Brady, for which he won a 1998 Soap Opera Digest Award for Best Male Newcomer. After leaving Days in 2000, Ackles went to Vancouver, joining the cast of the James Cameron television series Dark Angel. His first appearance on the show was in 2001 as Max's (played by Jessica Alba) disturbed brother Ben/X5-493. After Ben died, Ackles returned to the series in the second season as Ben's clone, Alec/X5-494, who eventually teamed up with Max and stayed until the show's demise in 2002. In 2003, he made several guest appearances a

He Needs Someone To Talk To :)
ACCEPT DENY supertrucker529a Online (Online) 2009-02-21 05:32:24 Hello, I am Cliff from Gwinn, Mi. I grew up in Marquette etc i would be interested in chatting with you to get to know more about you. I just turned 40, I am Divorced and my youngest kid has just moved out to Texas so i have no kids at home anymore. Oh i could go on but i would hate to bore you rite away. Well have a great day and i really look forward in hearing back from you. I don't get on this site much but you can contact me at supertrucker529a@yahoo.com or if you really have the guts call me at 906-346-9512. I mite be the shy one then. LOL Talk with you soon, I hope! Cliff

Hope I Win
Okay, I'm a mediocre gambler. Some of the time I play a good game. Others, I'm just a donk like the rest of them. I'm going to go to the Boat with very little in my pocket, I'll tell you how it went.

My New Baby
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I HAD MY BABY. BRIANNA GRACE WAS BORN FEBURARY 17TH @12:45P.M. SHE WEIGHED 7LBS 60Z AND WAS 19.25 INCHES LONG. WE ARE BOTH DOING FINE BUT I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW WITH BOTH MY BABIES SO I'LL BE ON WHEN I CAN!

Fu-cleavage Of The Year Award
i must be short on caffeine today because i'm not feeling at all creative. but i saw this one scrolling by, and i couldn't let her get away. she was just too good a candidate for my fu-horror blog. what is the genetic story behind those dark little eyes and those huge, floppy pectorals? one can only speculate...

Narcissism
(THIS IS FOR YOUR INFORMATION ONLY, I DIDN'T WRITE IT OR APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE IT)...Food for thought. Samuel Vaknin, Ph.D. Dr. Vaknin has written extensively about narcissism. Dr. Vaknin States" I must confess I was impressed by Sen.Barack Obama from the first time I saw him. At first I was excited to see a black candidate. He looked youthful, spoke well, appeared to be confident - a wholesome presidential package. I was put off soon, not just because of his shallowness but also because there was an air of haughtiness in his demeanor that was unsettling. His posture and his body language were louder than his empty words. Obama's speeches are unlike any political speech we have heard in American history. Never a politician in this land had such quasi "religious" impact on so many people. The fact that Obama is a total incognito with zero accomplishment, makes this inexplicable infatuation alarming. Obama is not an ordinary man. He is

Beautiful Mess
Youve got the best of both worlds Youre the kind of girl who can take down a man, And lift him back up again You are strong but youre needy, Humble but youre greedy Based on your body language, your shoddy cursive Ive been reading Youre style is quite selective though your mind is rather reckless Well I guess it just suggests that this is just what happiness is Hey, what a beautiful mess this is Its like picking up trash in dresses Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you write Kind of turn themselves into knives And don't mind my nerve you can call it fiction But I like being submerged in your contradictions dear Cause here we are, here we are Although you are biased I love your advice Your comebacks theyre quick and probably have to do with your insecurities Theres no shame in being crazy, depending on how you take these Words that paraphrasing this relationship were staging And its a beautiful mess, yes it is Its like, we are p

Saturdays Autos
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NOW IN ORDER BY WHOSE RUNS OUT SOONEST, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WHEN I HAVE THEM, HEY IT'S MY BLOG! LOL A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, I DON'T DO AUTO PILOT.

Tagged...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have A.D.D. Big time. I'm constantly squirming. My friends hate it and try relentlessly to get me to sit still for more then 1.5 minutes or stop throwing random thoughts at them. lol 2. . I almost got run over by a plane once. Yes I said plane. 3. When I'm really tired, I rub my earlobe. I have no idea why, I just do. It's a huge hint I need sleep badly. 4. I hate when people pronounce my first name incorrectly. It causes me to twitch uncontrollably and would rather use one of my middle names then hear people call me Jeannie, Jeanette or some shit. Annoys the tits off me, I swear it... 5. If I sleep more th

Leaving The Drama & Fubar! Wants My Fubucks?
Yes I am leaving although it took me forever to get to that damn level, I apologize to all, but the drama here is just not for me. Instead of a place to make friends usually you get drama, This will be the second time i have left, and the last time, for I will not be coming back... The friends that I have made, I will miss you dearly, and hope that your life's are exactly what you dreamed and wished for, or at least are on the the course for your dreams to come true. I will never find a greater friend than those that I made on here, you are all the best, and I hope we can stay in touch, if you ever want to just say "whats up" or chitchat, get me on yahoo (roncoger@yahoo.com) Now that I have said all that I dont have much but like 100000.00 in fubucks, I dont want them to go to waste and just disappear, so I would like to give them out. Just post to this blog, and you will get a share.... May God be with you all... Sincerely, Ron

Lame Ass Excuse To Break Up
CLAIRE's lame-ass excuse to break up: "I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane" 'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend and Boyfriend apps are pretty stupid, they ask general questions and no one actually tailors the thing to ask what they honestly care about. So I'm creating my own to save me trouble, since most girls I've been meeting are just too bland and boring to date. Basics. Name: Do you have a nick name?: What is it and how'd you end up with it?: Age: Weight: Height: Things that matter more. Tell me something you're driven to do. Tell me a funny story about yourself. What's your favorite thing to talk about? What's your least favorite thing to talk about? What's an activity you enjoy doing? And tell me something interesting about yourself. Sexy sexy How many people have you had sex with? If you're not boring I'll think about it. Make sure you answer honestly, otherwise I'll eventually find out.

Tagged 10 Randon Things
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird things, random facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "Tag, you're it!", and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Get mistaken for my older brother since High School. 2. Viewed as the oldest sibling (Probably from the grey hair....lol) 3. Casted 3 seperate occasions for 3 seperate sporting events. 4. Not good on crutches after a couple beers. 5. Kelp bonged beers while pacific salmon fishing. 6. Played Pebble Beach (Poorly by the way) 7. Co creator of the cocktail Captian Jack while playing PGA West. (Another poor score) 8. Took a wrong turn to the men's washroom in the Bellagio....(curious why there were just stalls and no urinals) 9. Witnessed Pres. Busch Sr. & Jeb putt out at a FLa. golf course. (Again why was t

Sunset Test
You Crave a Purposeful Life Your dream is to live a life where you make a difference. You want to effect people. You don't need to be the one who changes the world, but you would like to change a few lives. You want to be generous and warm-hearted toward others. Life is hard enough as is. You believe life is mostly about how you treat other people. What kind of person you are matters. The Sunset Test

Tag Your It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10 random crap things about me. 1. Love anything to do w/computers cell phones etc.... 2. I cycle 21miles a day no matter what the weathers like 3. Like watching stargate 4. hate back stabbers & cheats 5. like making ppl happy 6. love spending my hard earnd cash 7. love my sleep 8. I get on better with females than guys 9. I give blood 10.life's for living and i like to grab every opportunity i can. Im sending this to ~ ♥ ~NINEMMRUGER~ ♥Owner of Brain Perkins~ ♥ ~WANT TO O@ fubar ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Owned by SCARABUS - LORD OF THE

Which Oscar Would I Win
You Would Win Best Costume Design You are imaginative, artistic, and very unique. You are a natural designer. You can picture entire movies in your head. You are incredibly visual. As long as you can remember, you've always had a flare for fashion. You like to experiment with looks. You like dressing up in costumes and outfits. And not just for Halloween! What Would You Win an Oscar For?

Minority Specific Stimulus
There is one very specific agenda that could be declared a no holds barred SUCCESS, if the spirits are willing, the flesh is able, and President Obama and the descending chain of demand of politicians make it so - actions to promote an increase in the minority bone marrow donor list. I know that there is a very real issue with finding the best match of bone marrow for a child that comes from a minority background when particular illnesses strike. I know this because the realm of fifth column enemies, those that reside deep within the blood and bone of an innocent baby as cancer cells, is part of the reality of my family. One day we were celebrating the sight of my daughter taking her Walk of Achievement to collect her college degree earned with honors, She held her six month old baby boy, Harper, while her four year old daughter smiled next to her with her mother’s mortar board hat tilted precariously on her head. How precarious life - and all the expectations of one who works h

Cookie Quiz
You Are Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs You are creative and artistic. When you think, you tend to think big. You go for the drama. You love excitement and passion... even if it gets you in trouble. You are intense and a little self centered. You can be quite full of yourself (but not without reason). You tend to be very indulgent. If you feel like having something, you go ahead and treat yourself. What Girl Scout Cookie Are You?

Untitled
so close yet so far you know who you are I've only known you for a little while but it seems like forever could it be where so much alike? or just a dream come true? you seem too good to be true a dream that seems like it'll never come around but i know in time it will i feel so close to you..... i thought of so many ways to end this poem now but just couldn't think of one i wish this poem could last forever but i can't write that long so goodnight to you and see you soon

Wicked Poetry On Amazon!
Hey, my poetic books on Amazon.Com are entitled: 1.) Werewolf Slut 2.) About Britney Spears and male genitalia--an anthropological treatise 3.) Sean Hannity's theocracy; plus, Virgin Mary LIVES! Check out these luscious rhymes spawned to entertain your soul on Amazon.Com under the fine name Mark David King. Too, coming soon: Barack Obama, Do Cyborgs Dream Of Robotic Sheep? An American Poem Sincerely, Mark

Words...
funny how words don't mean much here... and to a "word arstist" as i have been proclaimed... that is just a sad thing... real peaople have real hearts and real minds, not just real pics! i am animal enough to do the oooh yeah at the hot women on here, but real enough to know that few of them realy want anything to with a guy like me. i just think some are missing an entire universe when they don't even bother to read... i know somethings are not worth reading... i now... but how do you find the treasures if you don't look? how do you know the words won't turn you on so much your world gets new colors? how o you know they won't let you see a place you never thought could exist? read what shows up, if just once they change you... it is worth it!

Sucky - No, Not Like That You Perv ;)
I have stuff going on with my eyes right now. I went to my eye dr. and couldn't focus on any of the lines on the chart. I'm on an antibiotic drop for my eyes so they can start focusing again. And about 4 or 5 years ago it was brought up that I might need a cornea transplant due to scarring on my cornea that I got about 5 or 6 years ago. And the doctor confirmed that I need it still. (He tried to make it better with a really strong steroid first before going the surgery route.) I did a little research on a cornea transplant. It is an outpatient surgery but has a year recovery. It might be a while before I get it though because of insurance and crap. IAnd I can put it off which is good cuz I saw the vid on how the do it and ewwww gross. You get 16 stitches in your eye. Ouch! If I'm not on as much in the next couple of days it's cuz I'm letting my eyes rest. And if I didn't catch all the typos, I apologize, like I said it's hard to focus on small words, etc... I'm still cool to d

I'm The Girl . . .
I'm the girl who will put my head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like; I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss. I'm the

Dragonphyre Needs Only 500k To Oracle
HERE IS AN AWESOME YOUNG LADY WHO KNOWS WHAT BEING A FRIEND IS ALL ABOUT! AND SHE DOES RETURN ALL THE LOVE SHE RECEIVES, AS WELL!! LET'S GET HER TO ORACLE!!! ♥Dragonphyre♥@ fubar

Funky Town!
Let’s go to Funkytown! Dusty is having an all 80’s Auto 11’s weekend! She is trying to get closer to Prophet. Rate some pics, listen to some “blasts from the past”, and then private message her for a custom tag (if you’d like one). (No SB's please)

Tagged - 10 Random Things!
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird things, random facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "Tag, you're it!", and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the same person that tagged you. 1. I am legally blind in my left eye. Have been since birth but no one noticed until I started running into walls as a toddler. 2. I'm a twin and to this day my BROTHER and I still get asked if we're identical! 3. I was bit by a blind dog when I was 11 years old still have the scar on my leg to prove it. 4. I was in the ARMY for two whole weeks when I was 19 years old. 5. I'm half Mexican, my mother is from Chihuahua, Mexico and I speak fluent Spanish (especially with enough Tequila in me). 6. I once dated a guy named Michael Yockey, had I married him my name would have been (drum roll please) Terri Yockey. 7. I was

Dragonphyre Is Almost An Oracle!!! Plz Help!!
HERE IS AN AWESOME YOUNG LADY WHO KNOWS WHAT BEING A FRIEND IS ALL ABOUT! AND SHE DOES RETURN ALL THE LOVE SHE RECEIVES, AS WELL!! LET'S GET HER TO ORACLE!!! ♥Dragonphyre♥@ fubar

I Can't Bring Myself To Hate Her
Somebody directed me to a newspaper article in his/her local press, but I got the URL through shout, and the story identifier was parsed incorrectly, so I wound up on another story a couple orders of magnitude away. Short version: Newspaper story link screwed in shout, so I'm looking at the wrong story. But the story was about a public official involved in corruption revolving around a trip to Russia. What made me laugh was the advertising the "smart page content generator" placed on the page with the newspaper story. I'll try to paste it in here below: It seemed to me to say (in a carnival barker's voice), "Now, you, too can involve yourself in Russian corruption, just like your public officials! Click here now! Girls! Live Girls!" If this were a mumm, I could ask you to tell me whether I'm wrong, but I've decided not to parse hairs. That's been done for me. So, this seemed like a Horseman's story, since the horseman is probably acquainted with

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ok...first blog... question to all of fubar: doesn't everyone hate/ strongly dilike FAKE people on here? i mean really are they that ashamed of who they are? To go and find pictures of models or random people on yahoo or google and post them as themselves? It's stupid...if you don't have any intention but to fool people and make them think "yeah this person really looks like this"...." blah blah blah" ..."wow this person looks pretty damn good" etc. WITH FAKE PICTURES...yall should go the hell elsewhere... shows everyone what type of person you really are. thanks to all who comment or read....just thought i should ask.

Love
I love the way we cuddle. i love the way we kiss. I love your sense of humor and the way you make me laugh. I love it when you look at me with those beautiful eyes and the way you touch my face. i love it when you call me those sweet little names. And I love it when you slap my ass. I love it when you call me on the phone. But the thing I love most of all is just being with you. NMG 7-31-03

Friends.
You guys rule. I have mad love for my friends on here. You guys are the greatest. I finally made disciple after a year and all because my friends rule. i you guys! Thank you bunches! and Pete and Vixey... you know how i feel about you guys

Heartache
Heartache is not knowing how you truly feel. Not knowing how I should deal with it. not knowing if I will ever meet someone. heartache is not knowing what to do without you. you are the only person that I think about. i try to think about other stuff, but I always go back to thinking about you. You are the last thing I think about at night and the first thing I think about in the morning. You are the only person that i have this strong of feelings for. You are the only person that has made me cry just by thinking about you. Heartache is not knowing if you have the same feelings for me as I have for you. heartache is not knowing if we will ever have a future together. NMG 7-30-03

You All Might Want To Check Back On This One
No Drama Queens Please@ fubar I think this guy needs to be blocked i'm waiting for his reply if he calls me a cunt then yep he'll be the same looser in yet another profile trying to get us chicks of fubar on cam to get freaky deaky and unless its earning my ass 2.99 a minute im not doing jack. well if jacks hot i might do him but that's only if hes hot.. Ill get back to the blog in a few.. You all may want to check back.. if this is the same guy as im thinking hes a real ass and very abusive to woman.. he loves to call chicks that turn him down cunts.. omg hes such trash.. Check back and ill let you know.. ok hes not responding to me now. so i can not say for sure if this is the same guy.. but there is a guy that's starts the shout conversation with .. I have a question for you ok... that's how he always starts then he says do you have yahoo or msn and if you say no. omg all hell breaks loose.. Ill keep this here for a bit longer just in case.. My reply was what let me guess

Survey 3
Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name: Hangover In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence? Nope...sniff sniff sniff...lol... What were you doing at ten last night? Watchin the tele an talkin shit....lol.. What was the last thing you drank? Water Who was the last person you hugged? I don't remember..... Did you have a dream last night? Maybe... How many piercings do you have? Currently 3 previously 5 If you could have something right now, what would it be? A sexy woman...lol....oh this asked something...hmmmmm....a new job..lol.. Have you ever had a panic attack? Naw Have your parents ever smoked pot? Nope...lol... Want someone back in your life? Hell the fuck no!!

Long Distance Relationships
So Far So far away you live from me It’s a hard thing for others to see So far away I long to talk to you everyday Your voice I have yet to hear But still I hold you very dear Unlike other girls you don’t live nearby In order for us to be together one of us would have to fly My liking of you and your liking of me The thought of you coming has me running around with glee The distance between us is vast and wide All the separates us is a plane ride We talk almost everyday Until it’s time to hit the hay Talking is grand but seeing you would be oh so much better So far away are you and I But that won’t stop us for you see I like you and you like me Soon we will be together You will see That distance can’t stop me from seeing you.

Not Leaving Yet
WELL. MOST OF YOU KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY TO SOTHERN CALIF ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON TO START MY DRIVER ORIENTATION ON MONDAY WITH WERNER ENTERPRISES. BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR OVER A MONTH NOW...GAVE MY EMPLOYER NOTICE AN THURSDAY WAS MY LAST DAY THERE...LEFT ON REALLY GOOD TERMS TOO..HAD MY PLANE TICKET TO ONTERIO CA. DID SOME SHOPPING FOR THINGS I WOULD NEED FOR THE TRIP AND AT LEAST 2 WEEKS ON THE ROAD BEFORE GETTING HOME. HAD IT ALL PLANNED RIGHT TO THE TEE. SO I GET A CALL THURSDAY FROM MY RECRUITER AND HE TELLS ME DUE TO THE LACK OF TRAINERS IN THE AREA THE ORIENTATION HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR NEXT WEEK...DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY WILL RESCHEDULE.. NOW WERE TALKING ABOUT A TOP 5 (IN THE COUNTRY) COMPANY AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW SOONER THIS WAS COMMING????? I WAS FLOORED...NOW I HAVE NO JOB,,,,A USELESS PLANE TICKET AND WAS JUST BASICLY PISSED OFF AT THE WORLD. SO ME BEING THE WAY I AM I WAS ON THE PHONE AT ONCE TALKING TO OTHER COMPANIES WHO HAVE SHOWN INTEREST. I WILL HAVE ANOTHER PLA

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am reserved until I get to know someone 2. I have decided Metallica is not music & kids agree 3.I am in a hotel in Cincinnati as I write this 4.I AM A BIG KID AT HEART 5.I A AMUSED AT ALL THE WOMEN WHO THINK THEY ARE SO FRICKING BAD ON fUBAR..*GIGGLES* 6. I AM FLUENT IN TYPONESE 7.I HAVE WRECKED MORE CARS THAN YOU HAVE DRIVEN 8.THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE 9.LAWS PROMOTE LAWLESSNESS 10. WELL TIMED TEASING, INNUENDO,INSINUATION,DOUBLE ENTENDRE' AND SUBTLE HINTS ARE THE CRUX OF SEDUCTION

A Second 10
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. The first 10 took me a very long time to write... I live a near hermit's existence and dicussing the real me is tough. Anyhow a fu-friend said I should reveal more about myself. I thought long and hard and decided the first 10 were hard but it was cathartic so pretending i've been tagged again here's 10 more and I shan't be tagging anyone for these. 1.) I got cold-cocked by George Carlin in the Amsterdam Cafe in NYC back '83 or '84 2.) I've gotten drunk with 3 famous people, Natalie Merchant, Tracy Chapman and Frank Miller not at the same time and yes sitting at a bar drinking and gabbing, Natalie Merchant's a bitch and in the '80s Frank Miller's cigs of choice were Marlboro. 3.) Even though i had become a father 2 years before, in '87 a went to europe and euro trashed it for 6 mos. came home penniless. 4.) I won my first creative e

You're All Secretly Point Whores...
And you know its true :p XeeePoooo has her Auto 11's on. She's really far from leveling, but with some help Im sure we can knock that number down a bit and at least get her a lil closer. She has less than 200pix up so it wouldnt take all day to do, plus she's a pretty good person and friend, so help her out if you can, please? :D XEEEPOOOO~KnOcKeR of HeAdS~@ fubar Spanks!

Pink/blue Pistols
> crack a bottle - eminem PINK & BLUE PISTOLS AUCTION !!! come JOIN NOW !!!! Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 50k to enter 2. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 3. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 4. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 5. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! Please send a list of your offers in separate PM from the entry fee. 6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS MIDNIGHT THURSDAY FEBRUARY 26TH...AUCTION WILL START SATURDAY FEB 28TH AND END SATURDAY MARCH 7TH AUCTION/BULLETIN BROUGHT TO U BY: VAs FyNeSt~HEAD GREETER @Club Flava

This Is Funny
See what you miss if you don’t attend church regularly…. They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters -- misspellings, bad sentence construction or choice of words all make for fun reading. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." -------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------------------------- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. -------------------------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -----------------

No Pic.
I can understand where dolphinattack is coming from when she says that it's hard for people to be your friend and to act like one. I didn't post a picture of myself because I wanted to see how many true friends I could get without one. My thoughts were very correct!!!!!! Nobody wants to be a true friend without a real photo of yourself. So I will be deleting my account here and moving on to where the "REAL" friends are. I am just sorry that people still judge another by their appearance and not by what comes from within. I feel like it's your loss for not getting to know me for the person that I really am.

It's All About The P.r., Baby.
I made a mistake today. More like a lapse of good judgement. Today, for a moment, I thought about entering into an intelligent debate on a long-term problem in America and much of the world. Then I remembered I was on FUBAR and realized this wasn't the place or the audience for such interaction. One of the things that amuse me regarding this site are those that complain because they didn't make the top ranked list, or dislike those that are ranked at the top. This site cleverly markets itself as the worlds first on-line bar. They even convinced Howard Stern to give them a shout-out on his show. I applaude them for this, despite my opinion of Mr Stern and his radio career. Fubar's marketing of this site is very well done. They designed something harmless for a target audience to enjoy and viola, Fubar! What's better than buying drinks, talking to people and not wakeing up next to a naked ugly person the next morning while your head feels like it was hit by a falling building.

Why???
MySpace Music Playlist at MixPod.com February 15, 2008 at around 2 am my brother John as most of you know was in a tragent car accident and died on impact. Because of a drunk driver and my brother's decision to get in a vehicle with him it ended his life. I'm not sure how to deal with any of this. I wake up every morning tired wore out wondering whose next to go in my life. I try not to think that way but thats all that goes thru my head. I'm not sure how to handle this. A little over a year ago I lost a friend Tina and thought wow no one has ever died so close to me before. But then it happend...My own brother...gone. I thought losing Tina was bad it still is and the worst part Michael pointed out to me was exactly a year and one month later to the day I lost my brother. Is this some sick cozmic joke? Is God having fun with this?? It makes me sick just thinking about it. I dont understand anything anymore. Life doesn't make any sense people dont make sense nothing jus

2/21/2009
We would just like to make the announcement that Carrie has decided to leave the Dangerous Curves. Her final decision to leave is being kept within a circle of trust that every girl in the group has, not just as a member but as former members as well. We will not be discussing anything in the past unless it is seem fit by all founders to defend ourselves as a group. Cherie, Paula, and I will continue to monitor the page and the scheduled events and in no way will this resignation effect the group. As many of you know, and some have no knowledge at all, this group was formed from all former leaders of the 2nd Alarm Hotties. When leaving the hotties, one thing was solely decided upon by all founders... The many rules and controlling of the members status, behaviors, or pics were not needed nor wanted. Every members personality is respected and as your founders, we refuse to compromise this decision for anyone and no one is above this statement. The auction is coming along s

Domestic Abuse
I GOT FLOWERS TODAY we had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me, I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today, i got flowers today , It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day, Last night he threw me in to the mall and started to choke me , It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over , I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today, I got flowers today ,and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day, last night he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times, If i leave him what will i do? How will i take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid him and scared to leave, But i know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today, i got flowers today,Today was a very special day, IT WAS THE DAY OF MY FUNERAL! IF YOU ARE AGAINST DOMESTIC ABUSE, PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERYONE, NOT JUS

Tag! You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I love to watch sports and actually understand them 2: I like guys with sexy feet 3: I don't like short stubby fingers on a guy 4: In about a year I'm going to be a empty nester and not looking forward to it. 5: I'm always stressing about something 6: This year I've learned to forgive myself and others. 7: I wish I was a better cook 8: I'd love to have a sauna in my house 9: I love getting pedicures 10: I'm going to get Skiman for doing this to me lol 1:Rico 2: Roob 3: Jem 4: Luke 5: Tony

Anything Else? Lol Nutcases All Of You!
so i threw the status message up of: gimme something to blog about - i dare you... we ended up with: "barney"... um really? big purple dinosaur... sings and scares little kids, can we move on? "birth control is a woman's responsibility" - wow... apparently this was from a guy. here's a newsflash, takes a sperm and an egg to make a kid... if you have the sperm it's JUST as much your responsibility. granted you don't have to be the pregnant one if you're the guy, but you do have a responsibility to take care of birth control if you don't want to pay for a kid for the rest of your life. really, guys, think about this - box of condoms or diapers, food, schooling (and this is ALL assuming you've both been tested and negative for std's, which i'm guessing most of you that think this way are not)... just buy the damn rubbers and move on. and "i put your picture on a box of nails and tried to have my way with it" "proly [sic] a good thing the box rejected me" ... i love you guys, tha

Bling Action Open
Bid Bid Bid HeartsOfLove IS HOLDING A BLING AUCTION BEGINNING 2PM FUTIME ENDING FEB 28TH 8PM FUTIME. THE FOLLOWING BLINGS ARE BEING AUCTIONED: Red Diamond Red Rose CupCake Hippo Red FuJuice Tiger Devil Heart HURRY TO HER PAGE AND PLACE YOUR BIDS!!! ♥ღHeart§OfLoveღ♥

Taking A Break
So here's the thing - I've not been about much the past couple of weeks, cos I've been sick (I ended up getting signed off work by the doc, so you know, I'm not faking... ) Thing is, this Wednesday is the start of Lent, so I'm not going to be around at all for teh next six weeks, as per my annual plan that involves me cutting a bunch of shit out of my life, mainly food stuff, but also social networking and stuff, so I can clear my head and recharge my batteries. So I'm going to pop in the next couple of days, but then I actually will be gone for a couple of months. But I'm not 'Going' going, I will be back and shit. Remember, I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit fuicide.

Stupids
I am super aggravated this morning for some reason. I am tired of annoying people everywhere, including Fubar. People are either assholes, or stupids, or pretentious fucks on here (just like the RL!). Its getting harder and harder to meet someone new who is NOT full of shit. Perhaps I should just stop responding to annoying conversations...wait, I already have

Jokes
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again ------------------------------------------------- Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, w

Cynde Has Auto-11s!
~Cynde~Member of Rate Spankers has AUTO 11s!!! She is a really good friend and is never shy about returning the rates. ~Cynde~Member of Rate Spankers-~Owned by Hep 7.5~@ fubar Brought to you by..... cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar and RedZ28@ fubar

Tag Ur It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10 random crap things about me. 1. Love anything to do w/computers cell phones etc.... 2. I stop smoking 13 yrs ago 3. light of my life is my grandson 4. I lovel 2 to when I got the $$ 5. soaps mmmm all my children, one life to live, general hosp. 6. lessons as a child to teenager I learned how to play violin and the guitar 7. i love to take pics (behind cam not in front) 8. I hate ppl who lie or steal or cheat 9. I luv haven a cup of hot choc w/marshmallows on a snowy winter night 10. I luv horror movies Im sending this to Brian Perkins Indefinite Owner of "NINEMMRUGER" Owner of ~Dreamgirl

This Is Why You Should Never Stay At A Holiday Inn.
Believe it or not but I'm not one to really complain about things in real life. I generally just "suck it up" and go about my business. I think that things could be worse. But now...I'm complaining/bitching/venting..what the fuck ever you want to call it. I decide that I'm going to stay in a Holiday Inn this weekend, because I generally just stay at Motel 6. I wanted something different and I knew I wouldn't have a way to get food and this hotel has room service. I'm told they have no smoking rooms with a single bed, so I had to take a room with two beds. No biggie. I'm suppose to have a view and get breakfast. Apparently this is a "suite". I don't know. I'll say that this is the worst hotel I've stayed in, in my whole life. I've stayed in plenty. Now before you gutter minded friends of mine go there..I was in show choir in high school and would have to go to competitions every weekend and we had to stay in hotels. What makes this one so bad? Well, I'm about to tell you. Fi

A Tale Of 2 Relationships...
Actually it's a tale of 2 songs describing 2 relationships (an old and a new) by one band off of the same album. Let it be known that Rock and Roll is not dead and that Mike Ness is a master wordsmith. Of course if you're not into him or Social D that's not really any of my concern now is it? The Old 'Ball and Chain' by Social Distortion Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears And look at the mess I'm in A broken nose and a broken heart An empty bottle of gin Well I sit and I pray In my broken down Chevrolet While I'm singin' to myself There's got to be another way Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well I'm lonely and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain Take away, take away Never to return again Take away, take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well I've searched and I've searched To find the perfect life A brand new car and a brand new suit I even got me a little wife But wherever I have gone I was sure to find

People
Have you ever noticed that you never know how you will be treated till you try to get to know people. I try my best to move up in the ranks being a new guy here. I do not disrespect any one. I would not try to take someone away from someone else. I am just trying to make friends. I know that I have tried to make fans and friends from a lot of women here. I am no player. I have maybe at most 3 people out of the list of people that have accepted my fan or friends request, that actually talk to me. And Kudos and hugs to you. I have those same people bought me drinks and gifts, which I have returned the favor to. Kudos to you again! Now I might just be spouting off at the mouth, but this is reality. Whether it is me or someone else on here, I know I am not alone. So to my true friends.....Hugs and love back at you. Those who really do not care... I am so sorry. Maybe you should show some kindness where kindness is due. This is a tough world to try to fit in and no one makes it easy for us.

Words Of Wisdom I've Lived By Most Of My Adult Life...
These words have helped define me for a long time. Someone has challenged them of late and I'm OK with that, but that doesn't mean they can't help somebody else through the tough times. 'Rude and Reckless' by The Slackers I asked my father for some advice, He answered quickly, he didn't think twice. He said a thinkin' man don't do too much, Know what you're doing and do as you must. And learn to be rude and reckless, Don't make a fuss. You have to be rude and reckless, Do as you must. You have to be hard and callous In your heart and your hands. Learn to be rude and reckless, It'd make you a man. I said now Papa, I'm just a boy. I want to get groovy, I want to bring joy. He said that's well and good for the son of a richer man, But that ain't you now sonny, please understand. You have to be rude and reckless, It'd make you a man. You have to be rude and reckless, Don't misunderstand. Women will try to run you, And when they're done You'll be a nice yo

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The Beauty Of My Pain!!
The Beauty of my Pain Pain is never wanted Never embraced It's pushed away and buried in the darkest place Smothered in fake smiles And drowned out in counterfeit Laughter Lonely, pain remains hidden Shy, it only shows it's face when Alone Blind, it never see's where it's going THE miserable LifE oF PAIN I seen you pain, and I looked past your exterior to see your inner beauty, the beauty of you, My Pain. Pains never wanted Never embraced Pushed away and buried in the darkest place But I couldn't hide you, you always rode the ends of my sleeve, for the world to see Pain! I never could hind you On lookers couldn't understand why I whore you so proudly They couldn't grasp your true formalities, or understand the impurities that your flames burnt away But through the tears, and unknown fears I saw you Pushing through your sharp piercing exterior I saw you Your beauty was informative, showing the cuts than I need to become the precious jewel of me,The scares u left

Funny
Funny the situations become When you cant cry no more When the pain get so unbearable You cant feel no more Laughter comes When you cant take No more See the humor in the pain To survive another day In this jaded world Crazy How life can be so unbearable Needing a light to shine Tired of the rain The storm When will sunshine come Funny how life is more pain Than joy Will we ever have complete Control Funny That each day We keep waking up With nothing to live for With more dark days a head Of us Funny How god can see the bigger picture And we continued to be blind fold Funny How Funny That life Is painfully hysterical

Fade
New beginning That don’t include you Saying goodbye I tell myself I don’t need you You’re an anchor Holding me down I cant move I cant grow So its time For me to let You go Our love Is killing my very soul New beginning That don’t include you I shall miss you But just like You face That feeling will fade soon

Frank Kern's Mass Control
Frank Kern's Mass ControlMass Control Has Sold Out. But the good news is Frank Kern is opening the doors again today for 10 minutes. So if you missed out yesterday now is your chance to grab a spot.Frank Kern is the mastermind behind some of the biggest launches in Internet History, for those of you who have not heard of Frank Kern keep reading..."Check This Out" this is no joke, Frank Kern's Mass Control System has brought in 958,000 per hour on some of his campaigns.Anyway… Here’s my thoughts on Frank Kern and his new marketing system…First of all Im not gonna go on about how Mass Control is going to make you a ton of money. I dont know you or your circumstances…. but what I can say is ive been marketing online for nearly 5 years and Frank Kern is one of the very few marketers who I truly respect. When I heard the rumors about this system 6-7 months ago I was pretty excited to see what exactly it what.The reason is this surfer guy has achieved it all when it comes to marketing online

Lady
Come on baby I ll be you lady If you want To be loved Long long long Time I am the woman You been dreaming Of ………….. Come on baby I am not crazy Once you have my love You want Ever crave Another lady I be The one You want forever I am the lady You’ll be thinking About all the time Many ladies Will come around Claim there love Is so much better Than mine But you’ll be So addicted To my love You want even Want to sample Any other dish Cause you know Their just snacks They cant fill you up Come home to me I am the 1st 2nd and 3rd Course, plus a workout Plan that keeps you In shape Come on baby You know I am your lady No other Can touch This baby I am Everything Plus So much more My love Can cure the soul I am can be your Lady Them other girl Be acting shady You know Where home is So Come on baby Cause you know I am Your lady Come on Come on Baaaaaabyyyyyyy

Survey 2
1) Favorite object in your room? my xbox 360....lol... 2) Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Yea occassionally when I used to hit the bars and clubs hard 10 yrs ago or when i was partyin T THE BEACH HARD AROUND THE SAME TIME.... 3) Do you own guns? LOL..I own several guns and want more... 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No 6) What do you think when you hear hot dogs? a weiner dog with a bun on it....Tracy protect Wes...lol... 7) Favorite song? Nat King Cole's Unfogetable and Mona Lisa 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water... 9) Can you do pushups? Yep... 10) Can you do a chin up? Yep... and at 228lbs thats a good thing...lol... 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my St. Judes bracelet that has Strong engraved on it.... 12) Your pet peeves? lol...if I start naming em off I'd neva stop.. 13) Ever been in a car wreck? Yep.. 14) Do you like to work on your Birthday? I generally al

Take It
Lets Take it there Lets go nice And slow No need To rush I have all day long Lets turn off the phones Lets forget All our problems Lets just get lost In each other Lets just get lost In the sheets I’ll be all the food You need all day long Trust Me baby You’ll be more Than satisfied I will Make You legs weak You might not be able To walk for weeks When I am done I am so in love With you I will please every Inch of you Lets Take it there Lets go Nice And slow Maybe we can speed it up Faster faster Go go go Right There Ooooooooooooh Lets just get lost In each other Lost in the moment I ‘ll have you saying Make me feel good I just want you Lets turn off the phones Get away from everyone I am the only food I am the only food You need Let just Take it there

Monday
Monday The perspiration in the clouds The vibration in a sound A truth in a new love that's found.. A turning substance that's been unwound A feeling deep as dirt hidden under a concreted ground A love so royal it needs a crown A turned head to a familiar sound A drop of water that breaks it way through even glass to reach a sacred love that's finally been found! The excitement in my bones makes my knee's weak I fumble, I lean The chill in my spine, freezes my mind causing my train of thought to spin Out of control, I fantasize! My hips in his hands, he holds, the arch of my knee's began to fold The width in my legs began to expand The light in my sight is hard to withstand Our arms reach high, finding each others hands we entangle our fingers Unsaid words linger With only glances we reveal deep, lustful, inner secrets Now caught, I quickly realize There no stopping the sacred touch of his hand's romance All the l

From An Alpha Male
Dom & Sub The candlelight flickered, casting shadows on the walls. Luther Vandross was crooning softly in the background. I come out from the kitchen holding two wine glasses, and my shirt is unbuttoned. Your fingers start to tremble, itching to explore my chest, but you take the wine glass instead. We sink down onto the plush leather couch, hip to hip. I lean over to whisper in your ear. You feel my breath teasing your earlobe, sending chills down your spine. Ooh you can feel your juices begin to flow between your legs. Enough! You carefully place your glass on the table and then I tell you to take mine. I dip two fingers into your glass and run it across your full lips, dipping inside to your tongue, and then back out again. I repeat it several times until I can feel your breath becoming labored. I then tell you to stand in front of me. Sliding the thin straps of your dress on your shoulders, you expose your firm breasts. With a small wiggle the dress falls to the floor, leav

Midnight Skies
Let the purple sprinkled with sparkles evade your mind, lose yourself in the deep and beyond, midnight skies, allow a blanket of shooting thoughts warm your inner being and embrace the true beauty of your eye’s seeing.... Walking down an empty street, side walk lit with one, white,light, the lonely sound of my own foot steps, slow and steady clings of my heals hypnotized me, and the rain of my tears creates a rhythm of fears as the wind works hard to embrace my pain, it quickly grows tired and settles for my hair, To my jacket pockets my hands formally retreat in a way of defeat, chills fight to touch my spine,my breath releases a mist slowed by the essence of heat and time .... A street sign hits the corners of my visions eye, Lonely Lane, it reads, My lips, unhappy at the irony, forms a sarcastic cry, A tear escapes from the grasp of my face, time catches it and slows it journeys’ steady pace,I watch her glassy form as she slowly falls, hitting breaking p

High
I am Floating I am soaring The music is playing Oh so loudly I am dancing I am floating Off of the The beat The rhythm Of our hearts I am feeling Good Feeling loved Adored By you Come Take me Away baby I am so addicted So drunk Off your Love I need it I want it Got to have my fix Right now For I lose My sanity There no gravity When you are Around I am so In love I am feel Like I am dreaming I just want to sleep Forever Cause ending this Beautiful moment Would be a sin My heart couldn’t Endure such cruelty

Wise
I am wiser Than I use to be Hell of a lot Stronger Than a few years Ago I have endure Some painful things I am a fighter I will make it I walk With glass in my feet There is no stopping me Death could even Cripple me I meant to live I meant to love I have to much Talent So much greatness That needs to be seen I have fought I have survived Many situation So many times I am super women I can do some amazing things I am spiritually the most Beautiful human You have ever seen I ll do almost anything For you if I love you I am made To last Long long long Time The devil is a Mother f-ing liar I shall rise higher I shall reach the top Hell I’ll go above it

Stop
My heart has stopped I can cant feel a damn thing Anymore Just the other day I was riding on rainbows Just the other day The weather for love Was sunny and clear Now rain clouds And lighting Have arrived I am so confused didn’t think I would feel Like this again My heart is in a tug a war Game Who shall When thy heart Maybe I ‘ll be the victor And leave Them both alone Cause no one can Love me Like me I Just want to be adore Loved Fought for Is that too Much to ask for Oh well Here we go With the same old song Sing this sh** All day long I sound like a broken Record I am about To take a bow And leave The crowd

Auto 11's
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Has Auto 11's!!!!!!!!!!! With 1900 pictures you can't go wrong in rating her. She designs pictures herself and is great at what she does. My great friend Swampfoxsports gave me another Auto 11, he is such a great guy and a good friend please go by and rate his page too: swampfoxsports@ fubar This is my second Auto 11 from my great friend, I made it to Discipline, and want to go further so come and give me all the rate you can spare. ~~~~~Pirate Queen~~~@ fubar

Please Check It Out And Become Famouse With Us
Just a little Company that produces Music Videos and Makes remixes. Also this is a great place to meet the Singer/songwriters you Love Most. Like P!nk, Sugerland, Emerson Drive just to name a few. So come By and don't be shy. If your a song writer or singer then please send us some samples of your work. If you Just want to have a Funny video made to your Lyrics then Hit us up also. myspace.com/channel_19_tv Dameeon Rage Productions

Stole This From Sherry
nice...... You Are FAIL You love the internet, but it sometimes gets on your nerves. How can so much of humanity be so stupid? Wait, you don't even want to know. While there are some good aspects to being online, you can't help but notice there's so much fail. You liked the internet so much more in the good old days... before all the idiots found out about it! What Internet Slang Are You?

Control
People under Estimate me Thinking all I am Is all they see I laugh Quietly To myself Cause the don’t know couldn’t even Comprehend The beauty The style The wit Inside of me I am a apart Of something bigger Than you’ll ever be I am over confident In the woman I am I tried of being humble I am about to shine Brighter than the stars The sun Make your eyes blind So you can finally see I am Under Estimated Everyday By people Who think They know me Its such a same They put me in a box Try to lock me up I cant be chained down I am not apart of the Majority I march to my own song I hear a different beat I dare to be different Start a new revolutions Go against society I am tried Of the bull s….. I shall not conform Take my life You’ll have too If you want me To become a zombie A puppet That you can control

I Am A Real Jerk And I Dont Care Who Knows It
well today i really hurt someone i really love more then anything and i dont know what to do about it i am such a freaking jerk so here i sit at the libaray and yes in fucking tears and i dont care who knows it but the reason for this is i have been talking to people in the yahoo chatrooms and i had 5 or 6 people on my list but i really made her feel like she wasnt good enof for me and i had no right to do that so she told me to leave and i did and alli want to do is run to her and hold her to tight in my arms and tell her how sorry i am but i dont even think she wants me around at this point and if i was going to cheat on her why the fuck would i of marryed her i mean we have been together for about 2 years and we have a wonderful child together and i love them both so much!!! i sent her a number of e mails and messages on here and she wont reply to me so i dont know what else to do i said i am even willing to goto talk to someone us both together to fix our problems in our marrage i

Legg Salute Week Blingbux Winners
The Winners Are….. Chiina_Whiite The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 3 MIL Fubux. 1.5 MIL ~ǝɐuǝɐu~ 750k Pî§Çè§1971 375k ♥HisSweetObsession♥ The 6 Winners of 150k FuBux Random Daily Drawing are: DAY 1 SherryMH™ aka HOT NANA SuperStarrPrincess justachickinpa DAY 2 PoeticAngelPrincess @@CUDDLEZ GREETER

Fubar Peeves
It really irks me when people on here get into packs. I believe a cliquish behavior and a personality is a sign of a lower intellect, since the lower the organism is in biology, the more dependent it is. That, and it is just stupid, imho. I hate being in groups in RL or online. Its draining, creates drama, and doesnt really create relationships between people. But maybe thats just me being a loser. I never go to parties or mingle with people. Bah!

Oxi-clean
I bought some Oxi-Clean yesterday & I was just doing some laundry, when I thought about writing this blog. I'm curious if anyone uses this stuff & if it works. I've done 2 loads with it & I don't see a difference. I was going to mention how I've only done colored washes & I just started a white load, but that sounded super racist to me. Seriously though, is this stuff better than bleach?

Blue Eyed Brat Wants To Be In The Spotlight.
BlueEyedBrat's Spotlight Auction BlueEyedBrat's friends are having a spotlight fundraiser to help her get the spotlight. We have salute's up for auction and I have 600 11's up for auction and some bling. If you like to auction off anything please shout or pm me. :) If you like to donate fubucks to her send them to her here BlueEyedBrat Thank You! Here are the sexy fu friends of BlueEyedBrat's that is auction off a salute to help her out! :) BlueEyedBrat is auction off a SFW/NSFW Salute Click the pik's below to bid on some Bling! Winner's pick which bling they like to have!

Redneck Pick Ups
1. Beauty is only a light switch away. 2. My love for you is like diahrrea I just can't keep it in. 3. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock. 4. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin we can sleep till afternoon. 5. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special. 6. Is that a mirror in yer pants? Cux I could sure see myself in em.

Help Blue Eyed Brat Spotlight!
BlueEyedBrat's Spotlight Auction BlueEyedBrat's friends are having a spotlight fundraiser to help her get the spotlight. We have salute's up for auction and I have 600 11's up for auction and some bling. If you like to auction off anything please shout or pm me. :) If you like to donate fubucks to her send them to her here BlueEyedBrat Thank You! Here are the sexy fu friends of BlueEyedBrat's that is auction off a salute to help her out! :) BlueEyedBrat is auction off a SFW/NSFW Salute Click the pik's below to bid on some Bling! Winner's pick which bling they like to have!

Survey 1
Grossest thing youve seen in a bathroom? ANYTIME YOU GO IN A PORTA POTTY..(I second what Katrina said...lol..) Is there a place on your body you cant stand to be hit? My ears.... Do you consider your family dysfunctional? My folks are crazy, some relatives are crazy too, and the others are cool....so there's a blend...lol... Do you hate people who act like everything is fine when its not? No, I act this way at times and I don't hate myself.... Do you get nervous during interviews? Not really.... Ever had a body piercing ripped out? Thankfully no....when I had my nipple rings i did get them caught on things.. Ever cook/mix up your own concoction and it actually be good? hell yea Chef H is in da House!!... Can you sew/croshae/knit? I can sew, I don't know about the other 2....lol.. Are you a heart breaker? Nope, my relationships don't last long enuff for hearts to get broken....lol.. Do you have a common middle name? Lee, s

Doh, I Got Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ten odd things about me….. 1. I LOVE the water and own nine boats, kayaks, and floats 2. I am originally from Oregon 3. I spell the alphabet with my tongue every time 4. I shave 3 times a week 5. I enjoy my research in reproductive physiology and I got just the experiment for you 6. I am working on making a goat version of the incredible hulk\ 7. I actually enjoy yard work 8. I would rather make a great meal than pay to go out, especially Italian 9. My parents are homeless…. But cruising on a boat around Central America and the Caribbean 10. I love rum You’re Tagged Suckers……. Iris T

Black Joker Wrote Me This How Sweet
I lie awake here in the dark, Listening to my baby’s heart beat, And as I feel my baby’s breath, I began to grow weak. I look at her sleep and thank the lord that Each night that I am the one that holds Her tightly and here by his side, I want her desperately

Poem
I lie awake here in the dark, Listening to my baby’s heart beat, And as I feel my baby’s breath, I began to grow weak. I look at him sleep and thank the lord that Each night that I am the one that holds Him tightly and here by his side, I want him desperately.

Taking Chance
http://www.hbo.com/films/takingchance/video/video.html In April 2004, Lieutenant Colonel Michael Strobl, USMC, came across the name of 19-year-old Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, a young Marine who had been killed by hostile fire in Al Anbar Province, Iraq. Strobl, a Desert Storm veteran with 17 years of military service, requested that he be assigned for military escort duty to accompany Chance's remains to his family in Dubois, Wyo. Witnessing the spontaneous outpouring of support and respect for the fallen Marine - from the groundskeepers he passed along the road to the cargo handlers at the airport - Strobl was moved to capture the experience in his personal journal. His first-person account, which began as an official trip report, gives an insight into the military's policy of providing a uniformed escort for all casualties. The story became an Internet phenomenon when it was widely circulated throughout the military community and eventually reached the mainstream media.

Let's Get This Done.
SBG Ecuadorian Goddess is a little under 1 million points to Godmomma! Please help this bad girl her reach that goal! * Ecuadorian Goddess * Stop by and rate Ecuadorian Goddess' pictures and see what an awesome gal she is! Ecuadorian Goddess has ONLY 425 pictures! You can rate all her pictures in under ONE happy hour! Check out Ecuadorian Goddess and give her some fu-lovin! All love will be returned! This pimpout brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ

Poem
My Lil Angel I look outside my window and watch the rain pour down and I listen to the thunder clap as I feel the world go around I wonder beyond the sun and dream past the shining stars and as the moon disappear, she becomes the wind and it draws my tears. I fade and into glory hoping she's happy for I love that lil angel so dearly.

~ Jojo ~
SBG Ecuadorian Goddess is a little over 1 million points to Godmomma! Please help this bad girl her reach that goal! * Ecuadorian Goddess * Stop by and rate Ecuadorian Goddess' pictures and see what an awesome gal she is! Ecuadorian Goddess has ONLY 425 pictures! You can rate all her pictures in under ONE happy hour! Check out Ecuadorian Goddess and give her some fu-lovin! All love will be returned! This pimpout brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ

Recipe For A Military Wife.
Recipe: for a Military Wife 1 ½ cups of Patience 2 tablespoons of Elbow Grease 1 Pound of Courage 1 ¼ cups of Tolerance Dash of Adventure. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices. Baste with a lot of good memories and friendship. Bake for twenty years or longer until done. Serve with pride!

Love A Witch
I'M IN AN AUCTION THAT IS BEING RUN BY THE WONDERFUL MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Im Hers-Just Your Average Military Woman/IOwnSexyMexicanChica PLS COME CHECK OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING AND MAKE A BID...WHILE YOU'RE AT THE AUCTION, PLS R/F/A HER SHE IS A GREAT PERSON & FRIEND...WHILE CHECKING OUT THE OTHER PPL IN THE AUCTION, PLS RATE THEM WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANK YOU AND PLS REPOST THIS... THIS BULLY WAS MADE BY & BORROWED FROM THE BEAUTIFUL ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar PLS SHOW HER LOVE TOO...SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND!!!

Cold Ashes And Dead Dreams
I clutched at the cold ashes of my dead dream just dust in the wind. stardust scattered on the breeze tears wash the stain away, but the memory remains. as the stardust dream, simply fades away...

===steve=== 682k To Be Prophet
This sexy fu below has got Autos running and has 10 hours left on them and he has 682k Points to go to Be Prophet and he wants you to spank him real hard! So come and help me spank him to Prophet! ===Steve=== ENFORCER@DDR SHADOW LEVELER) Bully Brought 2 You With Love By:♥SinfulBrat♥RLW2 BigDaddy + Owned By Sayhey2008

Flirty, Factual, Or Fearless...
You Are Factual You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts. You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions. If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options. People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice. Are You Flirtatious, Fearless, Factual, or Friendly?

Frank Kern Mass Control Give Away
Frank Kern Mass Control Give AwayThere will be many reviews of Frank Kern's Mass Control popping up in the coming weeks. It's very important that you read UNBIASED Reviews of the Mass Control Course when you are thinking about purchasing it.Some people will lie to you the consumer to try and get you to purchase the product through them. Some reviews are genuinely good quality informational materials, and some are filled with salesy hype just to try and get you to buy.That is what Frank Kern's Mass Control is all about. Using things like video, audio, podcasts, and other mediums to CONNECT with prospective buyers, as a friend First and a salesman Never.People, by nature hate salesman. They could care less if you have the next biggest thing if they don't know you, or what you are about. And good luck going in cold, because todays consumers are more savvy than ever when it comes to sniffing out a sales pitch.Frank Kern's "30 Days to Mass Control Millions" shows you HOW to get these skepti

It Is Said
that god never gives you more than you can carry at times like this I think he sees me as hercules and Im really not as I await the last few hours I relive so much of the past and I sned out all I can all my love all my remaining strength to that someone and no matter how hard she pushes Im right here holding a candle of hope to light the darkness right here an anchor to hold on to in this time of turmoil never waivering constant steadfast loyal not only to her heart but to my own just a little more strength to bear her burden my door is open and my heart pure my thoughts only of her well being not for my gain but to keep somehting in the world worthy of admiration worthy of exsistance

My Deepest Apologies
I would like to take this time and write this blog to apologize to everyone that i have ever hurt, lied to and pissed off. My sincerest apologizes. i know a lot of the time i can be selfish and narrow minded. I admit i jump the gun quite often and this is not a good thing. So in order for me to keep the friends i have and once had i need to be more open minded and less judgmental. I don't expect the friends i once had to come running back, but to just let them know that i am sorry for the wrong i said and did and hope for their forgiveness. Thank you for taking the time in reading this.

Anyone Want To?
I just activated my Auto-11s, and I need a spiffy bulletin. I'd make one for myself, but no one ever reads them, lol. Let's make it interesting, make me one and I'll either bling you or give you FuBucks. What do ya say???? EDIT:Thanks Misterfeet for pointing out my mistake, lol.

Erase My Mind Plz...
So lately i have been seeing alot of kids in many different situations. Makes me wonder what goes on in peoples minds sometimes. Recently i transported a child one of three that had been abused she wss only maybe 2 months old or so. Seriously such a young innocent child abused at such a age wtf is wrong with people hell abuse shouldnt happen ever i have worked with cps before and seen some case studies were it was more stupid parents not abuse. but this child had beat marks and was on a vent etc etc... Sometimes now when i close my eyes i wish i could erase shit like this from my mind..... Sorry peeps had to share a lil part of my life in a serious manner for once. This is only the tip of the mountain to some things that stick with me daily. As a society things really do need to change. Not for economy but for the way we treat other, family, friends, people we dont know. I always figured i had tough skin but this is starting to get to me just a lil... ............Pretty sure mo

Please Eveyone Read And Take Care Of Yours I Did
Check your Driver's License I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too .. Believe me they will thank you for it. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Pursue Your Dreams And You'll Attain Them.
Your Daily Motivation – Pursue your dreams and you'll attain them. Saturday February 21, 2009 PURSUE YOUR DREAMS AND YOU'LL ATTAIN THEM. When you're sure you're on the right road to success you don't have to plan your journey too far ahead. Don't burden yourself with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar your progress. You don't need to know all your answers in advance. Just have a clear idea of the goal you want to reach. You can only take one step at a time. If you can muster up the courage to begin, you'll find the courage to succeed. It's the job you never start that always takes the longest to finish. Eighty percent of success is in showing up. Copyright 2009 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the rest of your organs. You should do what you can to pro

Dumbass Of The Day February 21 2009
Im usually pretty lucky with not having many dumbasses but this newbie chick takes the cake so far for 2009. She can't spell for shit and can't even spell her own name. She really pissed me off sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. What is it with people trying to tell others how to think or act? Her Fu-mail to me =============================================== === 'boobalious' wrote the following at '2009-02-21 05:35:28'.. > > why do you have to bag on everybodies mumms when their speakin the fuckin truth about what their mumms are about. for god sake this is supposed to be an adult site for adults not fuckin people who wanna act like their in high school My Reply =============================================== How about you mind your own fucking business you fucking nosey cunt. You are a newbie and have no fucking clue what you are talking about. You cant even spell Boobalicious and you wanna tell me how to reply to mumms?! Fuck off.

Which Way...
Sometimes I wonder where life is headed... which way will it be, which way will I choose... Will it be an uphill ride, slow and steady, just right and smooth... Or will it be a downward spiral, fast and rugged... which way will it be, which way will I choose... Will I find someone who suits me, with the same passions, the same zest... Or will he be so different, so unique, so unknown... which way will it be, which way will I choose. One day I may know, One day I may not... Which way... Which way I'll wonder not...

Moving On
Walking down a winding road, not sure which way to turn. the wind screeching by my ear as I feel its breathe on my face, I hear a thump and look around not knowing where it’s from, what is that sound where am I... should I turn back around? I don’t know where I’m headed I continue to walk, the wind is dying down as the sun is fading behind the clouds; the thumping is getting louder, I hear it over and over, the further I go the closer it seems; and the moon begins to rise in the now dark sky, with every step I take the darker it becomes. I stumble but do not fall, and I hear it again, its fainter now its slowing down, or is it just me... I can no longer see, I don’t know where I’m headed and as I take my next step; I feeling as though someone is watching me,reaching out, grabbing at me, yet I am all alone, or am I? the branches scratch as I stumble, and I hear it again; just a thump then another... Its too late to turn back I have gotten this far; I need to

From Dark To Light
As the stars shine in the clear night sky, as the moon gives off it’s pale white light, as the wind whispers through the trees, I think of you and fall to my knees. I know that one day we will meet again, I know in my heart that this is not the end. I know that one day I will get to hold you near, as you whisper those words of love in my ear. Some may say I am crazy to wait, some may say that it’s too late. Some may say that love is blind, but I know my love will last for all time. As I stand to my feet; I see the dark turn to light, as the bright morning rays erase the dark night. As I watch I know I am no longer alone, For there you are taking me home.

The Twin Soul
Like the sun shinning all around Like the rain pouring upon the ground Like the wind blowing through the air, I look in my heart and see it there. You are the light by which I shine You are the air for the breathes that are mine You are the rain that helps me grow and I want you to know with every moment that we share I look in my heart and see it there. you are the one who makes me whole, you are the twin to my soul.

Endless Love
Turning tumbling stumbling falling fast into the endless void. Talking yelling screaming shouting though it sounds like a whisper in my head. Yearning wanting helplessly hoping that this is not the end. Timeless patience walking blindly fast into the endless void

What Words Do Not Have The Power To Say
Every time I see you my heart skips a beat It starts to race and I feel lightheaded. I want to run to you, throw my arms around you and pull you tight against me. I want to feel your arms around me as I gaze into your eyes And gently kiss your lips so you can hear what words do not have the power to say. Every time your lips touch mine I feel butterflies, They are flying around throughout my body. The warmth of your lips seeps into my soul, and I never want to let go. I want my lips to dance with yours, lingering there forever, speaking to you what words do not have the power to say. Every time I am in your arms I feel safe I know nothing can ever hurt me with you near. There is such comfort, such security, that I never want you to leave. I want to feel your power surround me, to wrap around me, holding me tight, telling me what words do not have the power to say.

Lifes Awakenings
Staring out at the dark night sky, as I float along this star lit path gently swaying with each ripple the trees leave behind. Feeling the steady stream strong yet silent as I float along this star lit path hoping that I can be just the same never waiver never strain Unshakable unstoppable fierce and gentle as I float along this star lit path cloaked in the mystery of the night knowing that it could never be that way knowing that I would never stay the same knowing that I have changed become more yet less become stronger yet weaker as I float along this star lit path knowing that this is not the end its only the beginning I am only awakening to the magic of the night, of the beauty all around me, of all of life's endeavors as I float along this star lit path at peace for once within me.

Pointsupdate
Please everybody leave a comment with your current points to go and show some love! ~*~cutemommy82~*~ I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! love u baby@ fubar $$$$-MYSTA BIGZZZ-$$$$$-PU$$YCAT PIMP-$$$$@ fubar YOU AINT KNOW~ALA'S MOST WANTED~@ fubar Mr.&Mrs.Sykes °°fu owned by puddy°°@ fubar PaPa_D@ fubar ~Miss Dee~ a.k.a. TROUBLE@ fubar ~xenobies_world greeter @ Crops & Cuffs ~@ fubar ~LiPz~aka~HiPz~@ fubar ~~sPyDa~~@ fubar **DJ Navy ** ♥ Fu-Engaged to xoxoflirt ♥**Member of the Level Pounders**@ fubar ZION N MORRISON..aka DJ MOGZY'00'JOINTZ@ fubar

Mass Control Give Away Download
Mass Control Give Away DownloadThere will be more blog posts touching on the Mass Control techniques in more detail, but for now, I will leave you with one relationship building tip.Often we forget that when someone surfs the net, he's in a different frame of mind as compared to going to a shopping mall, watching TV or listening to radio. Even when he's on the net, his frame of mind is determined by the medium he's using at the moment.For example, if someone is using a search engine, he's usually in the frame of mind to get an answer to a question or to purchase something specific. Blog readers are usually looking for information or to be entertained.Let's be serious, there's plenty of people making dump truckloads of money on the Internet and they cannot teach anything worth a damn. Frank takes the most complex concepts and makes them simple -- and that is an incredible skill.And because he is such a great teacher...I bend over backwards when I hear his name mentioned anywhere to list

Random Weirdness
D'OH I got tagged by HockeyBratt. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I work for Citadel Communications as a radio announcer, producer & engineer. 2 I love camping (real camping, outdoors in a tent) 3 I have a beagle/boston terrier mix named Boggle 4 I am easily grossed out by bad oral hygiene 5 I love the show The Office 6 I miss Austin 7 I use to live in Malibu, CA 8 I HATE lima beans 9 I am a hopeless romantic 10 I was the lead singer for a western swing band for several years.

This Is Hilarious
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and Withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5

Material: A Flamenco And Etude Opus 2
The flamenco, for the most part is completed...the etude is coming good...I have been wanting to record a little of the flamenco and put it up as a preview...upon completing both, I may have enough for a pre-demo...

Now Is The Time
"Now Is The Time" Now is the time For me to step into your mind, listen up Cause now is the time For me to stand and be the one Second to none And time for you To stand and be The man that I am The man Now is the time What are you waiting for Now is the time For me to step into the light, step it up Cause now is the time Now is my time Now is our time Now is the time For me to stand up for the right And I'm ready and willing to fight For the master plan of the man With the jam has the upper hand Here I am Now is the time What are you waiting for Now is the time Now is the time For me to rise above the crowd And I'm doing it loud and proud For the master plan I begin With the jam here I am Now is the time

Bastard
"Bastard" Backed out to save yourself But again left out again Bailed for the whole to see Now you better watch out for me Bastard Bastard you hear what I said When we find your ass you're dead You're dead Bastard And there ain't no fuckin way That you're leaving here alive today Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget it No fucking way Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget about it Your gonna pay Backed out to save yourself Like a bitch talked shit again You sold out your old friends and me For a new found enemy Bastard Bastard you hear what I said When we find your ass your dead Your dead Bastard And there ain't no fuckin way That you're leaving here alive today Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget it No fucking way Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget about it Your gonna pay Hello you're goin down Hello you're goin down Who is this I

Had Enough
"Had Enough" Milk it for all it's worth. Make sure you get there first. The apple of your eye. The rotten core inside. We are all prisoners. Things couldn't get much worse. I've had it up to here, you know your end is near. You had to have it all, Well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard, You will get what you deserve. When all is said and done, I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you've become. Intoxicated eyes, no longer live that life. You should have learned by now, I'll burn this whole world down. I need some peace of mind, no fear of what's behind. You think you've won this fight, you've only lost your mind. You had to have it all, Well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard, You will get what you deserve. When all is said and done, I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you've become. Hold me down (I will live again) Pull me out (I will break it in) Hold me down (better in the end)

Waking The Demon
"Waking the Demon" Helpless! My eyes are bleeding from the fear that's inside! You sealed your demise when you Took what was mine Don't try to stop me from avenging this world! No voice to be heard Waking the demon! Where'd you run to? Walking in shadows! Watch the blood flow! There's not much longer, so don't try and hide, Your body's weakening, walk to the light! Those painful times so alone, so ashamed! I'm not coming back, there's nothing to gain! Caution! There's just no limit to the boundaries you push! I've warned you but still you just fuck with my mind! There's no escape from this rage that I feel! Nothing is real! Breathe for me! Don't wake me from this slumber! Stay with me! Possession taking over! Whoa! Tread! Waking the Demon!

Enter The Cage
"Enter The Cage" Silently pacing, all fear erased here, it's time to face it, cold sweats profusely, crowd chanting loudly, one goal pursuing, one thought consuming. Now you're stepping inside where you can't be afraid No excuse will suffice, deadly, quick and precise, trained for this moment, no one else could can own it, keep all eyes on me, one goal pursuing, one thought consuming Now you're stepping inside where you can't be afraid, it's a matter of pride when you enter the cage, Put your heart on the line it determines your fate, it's a matter of pride when you enter the cage Inside this octagon, eight sided nightmare just begun Warriors modern battleground, can't let him get me down No nois just quiet now, one goal of pursuing, one thought consuming Now you're stepping inside where you can't be afraid, it's a matter of pride when you enter the cage, Put your heart on the line it determines your fate, it's a matter of pride when you enter the cage When you

Immortal
"Immortal" Let's fight We're face to face Loyalty is what I need to see from you You're insecure I can see the fear that breeds in your heart Where will you run? [x2] Where will you hide? [x2] I see the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal Immortal Immortal Immortal I need the rush There's nowhere you could hide before you die Why won't you face me? I can see the fear that's in your eyes Where will you run? [x2] Where will you hide? [x2] I see the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm immortal I

The Thing I Hate
"The Thing I Hate (P.O.M.F.)" Lost in a world of doubt and insecurity Nothing that you hold sacred, nothing you believe Your life is a contradiction While you thrive on manipulation I fight to just hold on to what I believe I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you You've treated me like I'm a worthless piece of shit You think you're in control but you make me sick I want to watch you suffer The way that you've made me suffer I want to fuck up everything you've ever loved I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you

The Game
Time to play the Game Time to play the Game Time to play... THE GAME! It's all about The Game, before life can rest... Your failure is my success... It's all about control... will you make it? I WILL DELIVER THE PAIN YOU CAN'T TAKE IT! I'm in control, I Am Your Pain... After this you won't be the same... This is My Time, I make the rules. YOU MESS WITH THIS AND YOU DIE LIKE A FOOL! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! Time to play the Game! I am the debt that can't be paid... You're going down in flames... This is the time I cannot lose. LIVE OR DIE YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE! It's all about me, I am The One... Soon you'll see there's nowhere to run... I am the threat that is so real. THROUGH THE BLOOD AND THE SWEAT, THE PAIN YOU WILL FEEL! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! (Pain!) Here comes the pain! Nowhere t

Step Up
"Step Up" 1, 2, 3 - Go! Broken, Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me. I'm never gonna stop, I'm never gonna drop, Ain't no different than it was before. So take some good advice, You better stop and think twice, Before you take your first step, Out that door. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down. You had your chance to walk away. Live to see another day. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). You're gonna get knocked down... Aaaaah... Suffering, Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna fuckin' do. I'm never gonna stop, I'm never gonna drop, Ain't no different than it was before. So take some good advice, You better stop and think twice, Befor

Enemy
"Enemy" Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it's not to be Look at all the snide ass - actin like a wise ass I'll fuck up your face and you'll never look back So when you fall to the ground And finally get back to reality And no one at all is around So tell me how does it feel to be the enemy? Step up to me - Step up to me Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be Look at your face - look at your name It's funny you’re a loser with only yourself to blame Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs You wanna be like me cause it's real So you steal on your way to fame Never gonna be - never gonna see Your name in lights - you can always dream what ‘cha could've been Clean up my shit - you look like a dick Step to unemployment - step Step! Step up to me – step up You’re the enemy!

Violence Fetish
"Violence Fetish" Bring the violence It's significant To the life If you've ever known anyone Bring the violence It's significant To the life Can you feel it? How do you sleep When you live with your lies Out of your mouth Up from your mind That kind of thinking Starts a chain reaction You are a timebomb ticking away You need to release What you're feeling inside Let out the beast That you're trying to hide Step right up and be a part of the action Get your game face on Because it's time to play You're pushing and fighting your way You're ripping it up How do you live without playing the game Sit on the side and expect to keep sane Step right up and be a part of the action Come get a piece of it before it's too late Take a look around You can't deny what you see Were living in a violent society Well my brother let me show you a better way So get your game face on because it's time to play You're pushing and fighting your way you're ripping it up

This Moment
"This Moment" You will remember this moment As you dig into me And from your smile now It seems as if you liked it You'd better cherish this moment As you dig into me You'll never get another chance At this I won't stand another minute Of your questioning me You hear me, bitch, stop The interrogations over I can't handle the feeling Of your pestering me How would you like To meet my favorite fist No you can't renege I love to see you beg Dream this moment as you run away You will only separate me from All I believe this moment In brutality You're the one who kept on pushing Till I made you bleed It seems your pride has been stolen Since you stood up to me I'll tell you now you know I think I Really like it So learn a lesson from someone Who will never repeat the many Tragic mistakes of his past I hope you savor this moment As you're still on your feet So keep it quiet now I think you're gonna like it Words have consequences when They're

Parasite
"Parasite" You've got nowhere to hide, and all bullshit aside You've committed a terrible crime You've stepped over the line and you'd better be running for your life Fucked over again, I even called you a friend A mistake I won't be repeating I just don't understand how you can even continue to deny You know why (You don't remember why) Don't you pretend that you don't know why (You fucking parasite) Because you're living through association that has been getting you high You sell your soul for just a taste of my life Now what a surprise, to discover the lies You'll be telling again in no time You just don't realize they'll come back and be fucking up your life In trouble again, I just don't understand This whole pattern that keeps repeating You know you'll do it again and admit you can step into the light You know why (You don't remember why) Don't you pretend that you don't know why (You fucking parasite) Because you're living through association that

Glass Shatters
"Glass Shatters" Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. I'm breaking the limit inside you, stop begging someone to hide you. I'm breaking the limit inside you, stop begging someone to to hide you. I'm breaking the limit inside you, stop begging someone to to hide you. I'm breaking the limit inside you, don't run away, bring it on straight to me! Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. Step up! Cause you're the next one in line fo

Run
"Run" Run and hide again I want to wait this time Don't wonder why you can't clear this final sin You know this story was over before it began This is a battle you're not going to win Welcome the end I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction You're never gonna witness another day A lonely lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know how long I've waited for your destruction I'm telling you, you just can't get away A whole lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know You better run! Ask me why again, nowhere to go this time Revenge will be mine again Say good bye, my friend Don't run away this time and die like a man There is no escape from my plan Welcome the end I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction You're never going to witness another day A lonely lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function You really don't know how long I've

Hell
"Hell" Rrwoooaaaw! Ahh, Ahhh Burning now I bring you Hell! Ahh, Ahhh Oh, burning now I bring you Hell! Read me tonight, when the warnings said leave a shudder upon you Running from all that you feared in your life Soul of the night, when the sun mislead paint a horror upon you Marking the moment, displaying in my ghost of a life! And I can't get round the way you left me out in the open To leave me to die! So how can I, forget the way you lead me through the path into Heaven To leave me behind! Now I can't stay behind Save me, from wreaking my vengeance Upon you, to killing more than I can tell Burning now I bring you Hell! Free me tonight, as the animal kings breathe their terror upon you Caught in the moment, engaging in my Bloodlust tonight, now I can't control my venom's flow Get back from me demon, or be exorcised! All my emotion and all my integrity All that you've taken from me All my emotion and all my integrity All that you've taken

Sunday Clothes
SUNDAY CLOTHES A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. 'Hello,' said the little boy 'Hi,' replied the little girl. 'Where are you going?' asked the little boy. 'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home,' answered the little girl. 'I'm also on my way home from church. Which church do you go to?' asked the little boy. 'I go to the Baptist church back down the road,' replied the little girl. 'What about you? ' 'I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill,' replied the little boy. They discover that they are both going the same way, so they decided that they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded the road, so there was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet. 'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me alive

This Are Frickin Hilarious! Notes Parents Actually Sent Into Schools To Excuse Their Kids
Here is a popular forward on supposedly real sick notes from parents to teachers. Some spelling mistakes have been corrected to improve readability. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please excuse Amanda for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear school: please excuse John being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Lol
Fourth Marriage A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice ?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into ou

The Middle Wife
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students.. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-an d-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Da

Gentle Thoughts For Today--
Gentle Thoughts for Today-- Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement . He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in tro

Ben Stien's Confessions On Christian Religion In The Public Sphere
Ben Stein's Confession--- on Christian Religion in the Public Sphere Ben Stein is always worth listening to, even when one strongly disagrees with him. The following is a column of his from CBS Morning News Commentary, ---- My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejewelled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a Church it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards awa

What A Load
Falling in love may one of the greatest feelings ever. There is an actual chemical process that happens to a person who is falling in love. All of the senses have a greater intensity. Colors seem brighter, sounds more resonant and smells more powerful when you are in love. When you are with your lover there is no greater feeling in the world, and when you're not you spend all your time thinking of each other. Falling in love is truly an awesome feeling. Only until you have your heart ripped out....funny how things work out.

A Moon In Its Glow
he stood in the night's cold air... beyond his reach the silvery glow of a moon so beautiful and full and alone. the shadows raced around him...offering nothing but regret... for he had through his foolish ways cast himself adrift and the love that had anchored them was lost. dark sky so bleak...my solitude so intense i feel the pangs of my death...to have tasted of love as never before...i leave you with nothing... inside me and inside you lie the shards of a love... despair....torment...and empty, this vessel...

~for A Special Friend~
We first met with a glance Introduced through people known Friendship we took by chance Circumstances of life were shown You are untouchable yet, fully desired I wrote you my thoughts once before Unfortuneatly our time together quickly expired Not wanting to score but, something more Now I sit alone asking myself "what if" Even with realization of no returned interest To me you felt like heaven's gift I felt like to you I was just a jest Always nervous around you I was Your beauty and honesty got to me Due to natuural attraction laws I don't believe you truly did see Time with you, I could never get enough Wishes of different feelings to be So I look away and act tough Knowing friendship is all that I will see...

Me & You
I came to unwind This house of beauty divine Though none will be mine Friendships I do find Leaving my hopes behind Losing dreams in time On my back I do lie Looking to the sky Never wondering why Giving up before I try Not because I'm high I'm just to shy Look in my eyes of blue See the pains I once knew Life unwanted; True Seeking love from few I ask of you To me; You'll be who A lover of sorts Or another cohort Sex I do not sport Love is my castle fort My temper is not short Even when my heart is hurt So keep in mind What I look to find Not just beauty divine Yet someone to call mine As I lay here and unwind Tell me you'll be mine in time...

Life's Ease
Into a dim horizon I dissappear No thoughts of what to fear Pride dies with each stride Sadness settles with every tear cried Unable to hold on anymore Perceptions of being no more I push against destined fate Boxing my mind into a crate To who holds the key I plead "will you set me free" Happiness you will then serve Valor given to who it is deserved I ask again with a please Give me life's ease For it I would owe you it all 'Till the day of my last fall Bearing my soul only to you Our love will forever be true

Legal Help
Ok so in late January 2008, In Kitty Hawk NC I purchased a car from an employee of mine. (For your pleasure I will give some details lol) We made a verbal agreement that I would pay him $150.00 every 2 weeks until the total balance of $1000.00 was paid off. It was a 1996 Dodge Neon 4 door. I paid a total of $300.00 for the car, in 1 month. Now, every week or so I would drive this vehicle to Norfolk Va (about 100 miles) and only to and from work any other time (2 miles) so in the one month that I had already paid for the car I put only about 650 Miles on it. During on of my trips to VA, the cars engine literally "blew-up"....according to the mechanics.... (4) that reviewed the car afterward, I apparently threw a rod and that broke off a piece of the head, of which flung into the fan, breaking off 3 blades, of which sliced a gash in the radiator. I was told by the seller that there had been a new radiator put in, and a new starter. In addition to that I personally n

Truly Excellent Batman And Robin Quotes From Batman The Tv Series (1960s)
This had me just rolling with laughter. I saw this on franjie's posterous and just had to repost. What a bygone age it was on television when you could get away with totally awesome campy lines like this! Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!" Batman: "Easily." Robin: "Easily." Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin." Robin: "Thank you." Batman: "You're welcome." Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?" Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!" Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure." Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman." Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into." Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman." Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin." Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?" Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin." Batman: "The green button wi

Good-bye!
The things you say, the things you do. The way you made me feel Were they true? How should I know. You've said things I thought to be true But the things that I read say other. You had my heart, you tore it out, you broke it in two. So I take a line from you, and don't bother

Things From A Guys Point Of View
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one's watching.

Lyrics That Speak
These are just some things that I have been hearing in the music that I been listening to. So do what you want, listen to the playlist, they just make you think.....so......have fun!! Johnny Cash - HURT What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt Avril Lavigne - I'm With You I'm looking for a place searching for a face is anybody here i know cause nothings going right and everythigns a mess and no one likes to be alone Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you I'm with you Gary Jules - Mad World I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When peop

Stupid Peoples Guide To Life
Found something I thought you folks would enjoy... this is a stupid person's guide to life. Oh and if you need to use this information to help improve your life or make it safer... I feel for you... MORON!! Now please read on, and I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!! By the way This was written by a dude named Samuel Stoddard. Don't eat rocks. Don't take naps in the road. Don't stoke fires with your fingers. Don't throw a brick straight up. Don't breathe car exhaust. If you ever meet the President, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it suddenly out of your coat pocket. For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist. Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them. Don't stargaze with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and use metal fishing rods as pointers. The stuff on the bottom of your shoe is not for internal consumption. If you need to get somewhere, and a freight train heading in the direction you're traveling just happens to

Starlight
Has anyone had to put a pet down because it got to old? I have owned my dog Star since she was 6 month's old. I had gotten her for my daughter when she was only 3 years old. Now my daughter is almost 18. Star is like a child to me and like sister to my daughter. She had both her back legs broken before we got her from the shelter in Maine. That's why star was there. Star has been thru a lot with us just like a member of the family. I may sound all girly but I don't care. I have watched star grow from being a long 6 month old puppy to a 14 year old human years. Through moves, drives, trips, other pets, deaths and relationships. Her hearing is almost gone, her legs are getting worse, she has always had problems with her legs since the first owner abused her. She is part akita and part malmute, one blue eye and the other half blue ,half brown. She is still a pretty and a smartass. I know I need to put her down cause, I feel she is in pain. It's hard for her to get around. Every night I ge

Just A Week
Until my birthday- the 27th. So far, my plans are to MAYBE go to the Margaret and the Nuclear So-And-So's with george, go out to lunch with Brad, my aunt, and my mom, and then saturday jeremy's takin' me and george out to B-Dubs. then, i gots a game saturday night. It should be interesting. Also, They had a cheesegrater for FEET at cvs. WTF? that thing looks dangerous.

My First Auto 11's
Please leave me a Private Message if you want to receive Fubucks for rates, Fubucks paid for HH rates! please leave the name or number of the folder in the message. Thank you all for your help to my friends my family and my new friends!! Thanks so much!!

O6
Once again I make an appearance on this site and theres really nothing on my page from any of mah peeps. What the hell you guys???? No love for Jams Well my 21st birthday is just around the corner.. hopefully something will happen on this site on my next venture on FuBar. I miss CherryTAP and all the fun we all used to have. Why'd the site ever change? I personally think it didnt need any change really. Well Jams is getting sleepy so I think I'mma go pass out now..... Till next time! And I want comments peoples, plz. xo. Jams

Desert Rain
With broken heart and banished life we wait for drops of rain to cry. This is the desert , parched terrarin. Lord , purify what will not die. Our sin has moved our souls from self. We wait for drops of rain to cry in drifts of sand that shift our stance and stall all will to try. The desert is an arid place that waits for drops of rain to cry. Lord , here w seek your swollen face, the gaze that stayed when we denied. The desert holds your chosen race that tasted manna from the sky. the rain that falls is living Grace. Lord Jesus , purify! by Rita A . Flansburg

When I First!
When i first saw you... I was afraid to meet you... When I first met you... I was afraid to kiss you... When I first kissed you... I was afraid to love you... But now that I love you... I'm afraid to lose you...

An Eye Injury That Would Scare Anyone!
The injury to the NBA Pro Basketball Suns Forward Amare Stoudemire is not a good one for the simple fact of that matter is, partially detached or totally detached retina’s take time to recover, the reason why I say this is, back in 1999, I was dianosed with a detached retina, had to go thru surgery to attach the retina again and it was not fun at all because I had to take four different sets of eye drops, one of them was a steroid and what makes this even scarier is the fact that I am physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy, I am totally blind in my left eye & totally deaf in my left ear and have been since birth so therefore when I was diagnosed with a detached retina wasn’t fun in fact, I cried big time and was scared for my well being because I thought if they don’t repair this detached retina and reattach it, I was gonna be totally blind here! Not a pretty picture at all. Now after 1999, I had a detached retina in the same eye two more times here so I have been thru hell and back

A Strong Woman....
A STRONG WOMAN is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. She is not afraid to be afraid. A STRONG WOMAN is both soft and powerful. She takes compliments to heart and treats herself like the queen that she is. A STRONG WOMAN is equally visionary and decisive. She is able to hope when things look hopeless. She is both practical and spiritual. A STRONG WOMAN in her essence is a gift to all the world. Thinking of you because you're a woman who shows what it takes to be one.

Friendship Vs. Love
Friendship is a quit walk in the park with the one you trust,Love is when you are the only two around. Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care,Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart. Friendship is being close even when you are far apart, Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near. Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best, Love is when bring them the very best. Friendship occupies your mind,Love occupies your soul. Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need,Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side. Friendship is a warm smile in the winter,Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart. Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares, A tender laugh, which opens your heart, A single touch that melts away your fears, A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven, A voice tha

Well Life For Me Now 02/20/09
well i am 14 weeks pregnant with twins. lucky me!. i have no clue how i am gonna do it but it will get done. um lets see got a new apartment, still going to college, um thats about it. love ya'll

True Words
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her

Sex Games
play with self than touch hand play with self and touch hand than lean on shoudler lean on shoudler and pet legs until it open press on her head than touch my self in the vignal touch right nipple massage than rub hair than tap on the bra for they can come off play with tits than play with the nipples than touch the pantie rub hair again!

514x0r Tagged Me!
( I guess that mean I have to do it, even if it IS for NO REASON :|) Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I prefer cats to dogs. I know, BIG surprise. 2. Sometimes when I exercise on the elliptical machine, my feet go numb and I have to stop, loosen my shoes, and start up again...which has to be done in about 15 seconds so the machine doesn't reset the time and calorie count. 3. I have a really annoying co worker who refers to himself in computer terminology. For example, when he effs up paper work, he tells me his brain "had a glitch in it" or some such crap. I find it rather annoying. 4. I named my favorite vibrator "Big Blue." 5. I named my va-j

Confessions Of A Help Desk Worker...
Yes, I do think you are stupid you don't have to tell me. No, you shouldn't be allowed to have a job if your that stupid. Yes, it is your fault. You did do something stupid and now I have to fix it. I didn't do this to you. I didn't pull a wand from my ass and give you a virus. Yes, you got the virus trying to get to sites your not supposed to be on anyways. No I can't see your password. But I can change it, connect remotely to your machine, log on with your account and implicate you in fraudulent activity. And the only thing you'll know is that tomorrow you'll need to get your password reset. I'm paid to fix your work computer. If you want help with that piece of shit computer you have at home go to best buy or PAY ME. Yes I notice when fixing your email that all you do all day is forward messages that are forwarded to you from all your friends, family and someone named hotbidickinU. When everything goes to hell you don't have to call, everyone else al

What Every Girl Wants
every girls dream Current mood: flirty 1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes 6. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 9. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better 10. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it 13. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance 14. A guy who is loyal 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. 17. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against 18. A guy that will never judge

Tagged
I got tagged by: ((President of the B-list)) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 44yrs old and I dont have any children...(no I'm not gay) 2. I've never been to the ocean 3. I was married for almost 2 yrs...only because the divorce took almost 4 months.......lol 4. I love to make other people laugh, if I can make someone laugh or smile then I feel that I have a accomplished something 5. I read for pleasure, mostly fiction, I read at least a book a week. 6. I write poetry...some good some sux.... 7. I can fix most anything. From cars to computers. 8. I used to fight a lot when I was growing up..I was the smallest kid on the block 9. I've worked in f

To Tell The Truth
well to tell the truth i made this to show off all my dragon images since i will never have a vip and i only get 10 more pic's per lvl you may never see all of my dragon pic's so i am useing a slider from myspace to show them all off on fubar since this is the only way i can show them off a few of them are in my dragon folder but not all of them so enjoy seeing my dragon pic's

New Wave Sweeping The Net - Watch This Video!
I'm not kidding! It's called Chat To Text and it allows you to get text messages from your friends on Facebook, Bebo, and soon MySpace (they're working on a MySpace one now). You just put this little widget on your profile page and your friends can send you a text message, and you can reply from your cell phone. You don't need any fancy cell phone, any cell phone that can text will work. It's kind of like Instant Messaging through text messaging through your Facebook/Bebo/MySpace page. Anyway, check it out for yourself: http://www.chattotext.com/amember/go.php?r=8350&i=l0 As you'll see in the video, the best part is that you can make some serious cash just by spreading the word...like I am right now! Let me know what you think - I'm excited!

Murder At Wal-mart Must Read!!!
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proc

Who Do You Think You Are?
This is nothing but a popularity contest!! Mind you, I've received my fair share of 10's & 11's up to this point( THANK YOU LADIES!)Still, how is it that this site was created to bring people together,(that and make the creators more than fu bucks)yet so many go unheard or even acknowledged? How many of you have left comments, ratings, gifts etc. and never heard back from the people you blessed?How cheap do you feel when these same people campaign for fandom or high ratings only to not even have your site paid a visit to after you did what they asked thinking you'd get some love in return? And worse,how do you feel when a newbee does it? That's like a rookie coming on to a team and telling an experiencd player to get out of HIS seat!The least they could do was give props for the attention or to be really honest, thank you for the attention then tell you to save your shit because you're NOT their thing!If they were THAT special, wouldn't they be doing this to people in the real world in

My Spiritual Power
UNKNOWN for some reason you have felt very distant from everyone else and you try to follow your own path. throughout the years you have seen a lot of freaky shit and sometimes it overcomes you and you get stuck in the rabbit hole trying to figure out what it is. All you know is that humans aren't the only ones out there and there is something about yourself that is still a mystery

White Rose
In the storm Stands the white rose tumultuous waves of destruction abound her Yet tall is the white rose strong in the face Of the sensed doom around her And she does not bow down Pure is the white rose In the compost earth growing eternal strength in the nights that so hurt I see not the white rose She is so far away But I long to protect her But only the words can I say So I send her my words And my poets heart To help her when there is hope to see her through Be Strong little flower Your heart will guide true And as long as you want I will always talk to you

My Gift To You
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

Love On The Internet
Love On The Internet Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternall

Please Come Vote For My New Friend..
She is in a contest and giving away salutes and such to the highest bidder here is the link to her pic... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2506304&i=3555160771&albumid=1517819 Here is the link to her profile... http://fubar.com/user/1405761 Go drop some love on her she's a total sweetheart!!!!

Loose My Grip!
I loose my grip on reality on each day that passes by; I haven't a clue where I'm headed oh how this pain makes me cry My world is changing so quickly and I'm loosing everything in sight; Why can't things go back to how it used to be so that everything would be alright Why do we have to loose the ones we love it's just not fair, it's just not right; Oh why God do you take them can't you see, I'm filled with fright The days come and go but the pain, it stays forever; It never really leaves your soul when you know, you'll no longer be together Your heart, it's ripped wide open and even though you try to hide; It will break and bleed continuously and feel as though it will never subside I can take this pain no longer oh how it's killing me inside; What suffering we have to go through when the ones we love, have died 7TRUE.COM

Kindred Is Less Than 100k To Go...
She's always helped me out when I needed it in the past and now she could use a little help. Thank you and have a great night. ❤ ★ KINDЯΣD~Ñï©k¥'§ Fµ~W¡Fê ☆@ fubar

The Dummy
In that forgotten part of town Where wasted hopes and dreams abound, A wrinkled man with life near end, In hopes to have at least one friend, Fashioned bits of wood and things And made a dummy run by strings. He sat alone for hours on end, Conversing with his only friend And found delight within the fact That he controlled it's every act. He told it how he never had A chance, since all his luck was bad Although he'd tried so to succeed - The dummy nodded and agreed. And how his journeys in romance Had never given him a chance, And wasn't it a crying shame That he was always held to blame When everyone knew, oh so well, That life is but a living Hell, Controlled by lust and power and greed? The dummy nodded and agreed. With patience that would rival saints, That dummy sat through all complaints And, with each little expert tug, He'd droop his head or bow or shrug And give some comfort to the man Who held his lifelines in his hand And helped to fill a lo

Walk With Me
Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled And when the path comes to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within

Brokenhearted
The brokenhearted float along the driftless sea,wandering the endless depths of a painful,sometimes non-exist life. We get lost in our own minds,lost in the pain and suffering, lost in the simplicity of love,and the ones we wish we could call our own.I float amoung the dead,the lifeless,the unloving,and heartbroken,trying to find my way back to the one who I truely wish I could call my own.I watch as he loves another,as he kisses anothers lips,holds anothers hand and gives his heart away.

Have Sex With My Poetry
have sex with my words be inside my insides like I am in yours be thrusting but trust me I wont be an easy fit it will be long lasting but after words you will come back for more like a neat freak who can't get a stain out his shirt so don't be suprised if i am ready, have sex with me be as you were a virgin at best but don't be so like white rose be more like you have tiger emotions so you can have sex with my poetry.

Hate To Love , Love To Hate
From the first time i ever set my eyes upon you And forever more I have despised you. Hated the way you talk The way you move The way you live so easily. From the first time you set your eyes upon me You haven't taken them off With the confusion in your eyes And the question burning inside That you ask so frequently 'Why do you hate me so? ' The answer to the question is You keep me up all night You make my heart beat in overdrive I shake at your touch, And can't stop gazing into your eyes And I loathe the way you make me feel I deny the fact that i love you I can't bear the feeling I know it will only end in hurt So i'll keep hating you To escape the pain That follows the love. Maybe, i'll have to die alone Maybe, i'll never do what love tells be to do Maybe, one day i'll actually love (When pigs fly)

Go Ahead And Be A$$holes
This is just for fun to see if I could do it. If you want, go ahead and repost this and see if you can answer all the following questions using only one word responses: Where is your cell phone? Charging. Your significant other? Away. Your hair? Down. Your mother? Unknown. Your father? Ditto. Your favorite thing? Conversation. Your dream last night? Unwell. Your favorite drink? Coke. Your dream/goal? Equilibrium. What room are you in? Study. Your hobby? Things. Your fear? Puking. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home. Where were you last night? Bed. Something that you aren't? Finished. Muffins? Blueberry. Wish list item? Time. Last thing you did? Typed. TV? House. Your pets? Ferrets. Friends? Loved. Your life? Erratic. Your mood? Sick. Missing someone? Terribly. Drinking? Nothing. Smoking? Nope. Your car? Cobalt. Something you're not wearing? Necklace. Your favorite store? Krogers. Your favorite colour? Purple. When is the last time you cried? Yeste

Because You’re Beautiful
Because you’re Beautiful This poem’s addressed To you Because you’re beautiful No matter what You do Because you’re beautiful The sun rises Every day Because you’re beautiful The mist shrouds a Dreamy day Because you’re beautiful A blossom blooms and holds Its scent Because you’re beautiful Songs sung in your heart Are meant Because you’re beautiful Reflections shine And glint Because you’re beautiful Poems are written Heaven sent Because you are beautiful This is all that this Poem’s said Just in case you may have Any doubt This poem's heaven sent To tell you You are beautiful And that is what this poem Is about.

I Am Darkness I Am Sin
I am darkness, I am sin, I am where, The fun begins. So walk with me, Take my hand, Let me show you around, This sorrow land. Don't be afraid, I know it all too well, For once you get used to it, You will also have a sad tale to tell. So come on, Don't be afraid, There's not a minute to loose, We must join this sorrow parade. Take your place, You will fit in just fine, Stay with me, And you will be mine. We can do everything together, I will always be by your side, You don't have to show your face, You can always hide. I will still love you, As long as you do me proud, Just slit your wrists, I promise you're allowed. I will help you get the blade, I will help you kick the chair, Just call on me, And I will always be there. I am darkness, I am sin, I am your beginning, I am your end.

Chapter 1 Part 2
Devin heads straight to the kitchen to quench his ungodly thirst. Finding his sacred red fluid in the thermos that keeps his necessary beverage at a cool 61 degrees, he sips eloquently like hes at a tasting. Closing his eyes in a state of near orgasm like expression, swallows and licks his lips. Devins eyes flicker like a candle in the wind and the rings around the outer color of his eyes darken to almost midnight blue. One solitary sigh escapes his lungs and ends just as quickly as it began. Firing up his laptop perched on the breakfast bar counter, he signs in to check on an email from Micheal, his protege'. Typically vampires dont associate with Vampires whom were turned by another covenant, but Micheal is a Harvard Grad who went home with the wrong woman one new years in new york. Micheal has a business degree and has been a vampire for only 4 years, immature for vampires, but Devin needed a wall street mind to help with finances. Devin found the email he was waiting on. D

I Apparently Look Famous
I went out to the diner next to my hotel just now and the waitress thought I was Nick Stahl ... I've heard a lot of "you look like," but that was a new one, and the first time someone ever actually thought I was someone else. Now I'm gonna have a complex about it.

Tag Team?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I smoke. I hate it. I want to quit. But, when I try, I cry, yell, and eat a lot. 2. I must rub my feet together systematically every night before I can fall asleep. I am finding this is quite common. 3. I am a member if the internet scrabble club. 4. I like old things. Old books. Old jewelry. Old cars. Old styles. I DON'T like MOST old people though. I think they smell funny, and eat weird. 5. I LOVE jeans like most women love shoes, I mean I like shoes, don't get me wrong...But, I usually have at least 25 pairs of jeans at any given moment. I don't weigh myself. I can tell when I am packing on pounds by w

Hospital Update
Chelsea had her surgery tonight, and is doing just great. She had to wait all day long without eating anything because she wasn't an emergency case and they finally took her in after 7. It wasn't long and she was done, the surgeon said it went perfectly. He said the stone was never going to move on its own so it was a good thing they did surgery. He said they were able to go in and grab it without any trouble at all, they got it whole and didn't have to do anything else. They'll analyze the stone but he said it's likely just from her not drinking enough water, which is what we'd figured. So all's good with her, she'll be home tomorrow. They took my friend off the oxygen today because she didn't need it anymore, but she's still in the enhanced care unit. She may be in the hospital for a couple more weeks even, but at least she's healing and getting stronger. She was a bit feistier today so I think she's starting to feel better. Once we get Chelsea home tomorrow I'm heading o

Bumed Thought I Was Gona Race
The car was on the trailer ready to go was headed out the door and dad calls and says he dosent want to go tonight we will take it tomarrow night he is my mecanic my good luck charm and my best friend so wi will race the chalenger tomarrow lets hope for a 9sec or less qtr mile!!!

Socks, The Clintons' White House Cat, Dies
BALTIMORE – Socks, the White House cat during the Clinton administration who waged war on Buddy the pup, has died. He was around 18. Socks had lived with Bill Clinton's secretary, Betty Currie, in Hollywood, Md., since the Clintons left the White House in early 2001. Currie confirmed Socks' death Friday evening and said she was "heartbroken." She did not give details, referring calls to the Clinton Foundation office. The foundation released a statement from the Clintons: "Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years." Socks had reached his late teens — an advanced age for a cat — when reports surfaced in late 2008 that he had cancer and Currie had ruled out invasive efforts to prolong his life. "It's not a happy prognosis," presidential historian Barry

Our Lips
Our lips touched The sparks flew The lights in the sky They glow for me and you With each candle light dinner Each rose and candy too Every poorly written poem These things I do with you All too often my words get lost And sometimes I forget To say how much I love you With each moment since we met

I Got Tagged By Mb...on Teh Ass
Ok, 10 things.... 1. I always have to smell the drinking glass before I put something in it. 2. I can't stand crunchy things in my soft things. Like my mom makes a jello salad and puts nuts or something in it...*shudders*. 3. I have for some reason become increasingly obsessed with my ass over the last year. 4. My boys are 12 and 16 and they both love me enough to kiss me in front of their friends. 5. I have had the same best friend for over 22 years. 6. I have to brush my teeth at least 4 times a day or I freak out. 7. I continually smell my hair to make sure it smells nice. (gawd im a freak) 8. All my cat's names end in Y 9. I love a clean house and like to clean but hate to pick up. 10. I worry at night that I will be alone forever and ever. no passing on to others...lol

Surgery Update.
Well I had the surgery today. It went well. There was no complications. I don't know all the details on it because I haven't got to talk to my doctor yet. When he talked to Rusty after my surgery when I was still knocked out, he said that there was more Polyps than just the one. But once again, I wont know exactly what it is or how it went until I talk to the doc. I want to thank you all for prayin for me and thinkin of me! I love ya'll

Our Brother Our Friend Rip Jesse We Will Miss You
TO JESSE FINE AKA OUR DARK PRINCE WRITTEN: 2/20/09 FROM YOUR FAMILY: DARKNESS FALLS WE ARE HERE TODAY TO REJOICE IN THE LIFE OF OUR BROTHER AND FRIEND JESSE FINE AKA DARK PRINCE. IN THE WORLD THAT WE ALL MET EACH OTHER IS A WORLD OF ESCAPING THE REALITY OF OUR LIVES. IT IS A FUBAR WORLD WHERE WE HAVE MET FRIENDS, LOVED ONES, AND FAMILY AND IN THIS PLACE IS WHERE WE WERE INTRODUCED TO JESSE. JESSE WAS A GREAT AND LOVING FRIEND TO ALL THAT KNEW HIM. HE WAS FUNNY BUT LET SINCERE TO EVERY ONES FEELINGS. WE ARE HERE TO NITE TO BRING HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOGETHER TO REMEMBER HIM IN A PLACE THAT WE 1ST MET HIM WHICH IS HIS HOME OF DARKNESS FALLS. JESSE HOWEVER HAD OTHER LOUNGE HOMES. HE WAS A ENFORCER TO THESE WHICH INCLUDED THE 1ST DARKNESS FALLS, VAMPIRES REALM, VORTEX RADIO, REALM OF DARKNESS, FANGTASIA, NOSFERATUS HAVEN AND HE HAS FULLY CIRCLED BACK TO THE BEGINNING. WHICH IS DARKNESS FALLS WHERE TO NITE WE CELEBRATE HIS LIFE AND BRING HIM HOME TO REST IN PEACE. WITH FRIENDS AND

Jeff Gordon Fires Entire Pit Crew
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers. The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery. The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gord

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) If my daughter is havin a rough day, I take her to the pet store to play with pupies... It always cheers her up! 2.) I've had sex in the hospital while being a patient as well as returned the favor when 'they' were a patient. 3.) I got skillz in the kitchen, can cook pot roasts, enchiladas, ribs, fried chicken, hams & turkeys, best potatoe salad ever, and bake just as good as any Betty FuKing Crocker, lol... 4.) I have 6 piercings, 2 unmentionables.. 5.) I'm the only girl out of 4 brothers 6.) I'm a born & raised Oregonian 7.) I graduated HS a year early, in 1995, from an alternative high school called Arts & Communications

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names 1. alls fair in fighting 2. big girls dont tell 3. blame it on the rain 4.love my mommy dearest 5.spank and tell 6.you could have won an oscar for that performance slip n sliding 7.skydiving without a net 8.the wars over pesce n love 9.ideas come in groups 10.i won the lotto how many friends do i have piedaddy nick norcalcrazyWB bd4ever nascarsucksballs

Long Day
lot of work and struggles mainly involving family but my the dreamscape was effective today at least if i got the animals right ah well sheesh pain shooting through my knuckles oh well the time spent here relieves me alot but i think i am gonna have to do some research and a lil more training in energy wise areas oh well in time

Damn Postal
ok...I was tagged again by Postal...damn her! 1. I love rollercoasters! It is my all time fav ride! 2. I still hate spiders. 3. I have arthritis in my wrists, fingers, knees, ankles & back. 4. I make a mean daquiri 5. My fav alcoholic beverage is called a Happy Place. 6.I have a drink named after me at Daisy's bar. 7.I love to grow flowers & plants. 8.I spend entirely tooo much time on here. 9.I love my fu-friends. They make me laugh. There are several I would like to meet. 10.I just made some pb cookies. Anyone want some?

Tagged By The Saintly One
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. When I make a sandwich, Im kind of particular about how everything is arranged. And when Im done, I always pat it several times before I eat it, always have, probably always will. I guess Im bonding with it, lol, I dunno. 2. I was a professional musician for years, yet I have not accumulated the first tattoo, and only one piercing. 3. Im an ocean baby. I have never lived more than an hour from the shore. I need its energy. I get withdrawal when I am away from water for long. 4. I tend to withdraw from people that are overly guarded or too mysterious. I try to tell myself they have their reasons, but most often I just s

19 Ways To Fire Up Romance (for Guys And Girls)
FOR HIM... 1. Love is a great seducer for your partner, and there will be no shortage of romance in your relationship. 2. Compliment the physical beauty of your partner, use word pictures to communicate awe of your partner's beauty. 3. Be wise and sensitive, not comparing your partner to other women but to something else of beauty and worth. 4. Choose a romantic environment, there are other places besides the bedroom to romance your partner. 5. Develop a sensitivity of how you request your partner's romantic attention, the right approach can be seductive to her; a crude or crass approach sickening to her. 6. Acknowledge her nonsexual attributes to kindle her romantic desire for you, begin with the light of her body, the eyes. 7. Speak to her in provocative but not perverted romantic language as you attempt to ignite passion. 8. Acknowledge over and over again that she's yours, this tells her "I'm the only one for him." 9. Let your partner know she has captured your heart, and

Romance Is Dead
I am writing this because I need to express something that bothers me. I am a romantic and I have found that women today just don't want that anymore. I believe in becoming friends with someone before becoming romanticly involed with them. But Due to that I have also learned that once you become friends with them they don't want to lose that friendship with you. Dose that mean that I am old fassion? I guese so. All people want out of life today is a quick role on the floor with a $100 o the night stand and then complain to the guys like me and their friend that they wish they could find someone that knows how to treat them right. I will proble be condemed for writing this blog but I can't help feeling the way I do. If you can provr that romance is not dead in the world today I hope that you will. If not please don't even bother commenting on this

Dagnabit Only Cause His Snatch Is Cute...is Why I Even Bother!
I've been tagged again... damn you dave ok... 10 random facts about me and no I'm not tagging 5 other people!!! THIS MADNESS MUST END! 1. My feet hurt, bad I need a hot man in a tu~tu to rub them for me! 2. My hair stayed wet all day, I hope I don't catch another cold. 3. I kick ass at my job 4. My family loves me so much I feel like I'm going to suffocate 5. I believe in God and the Goddess..go figure 6. Gum in your hair or in a plants soil..sucks major monkey sweaty balls. 7. I love my fufriends...I've met several people here that open my eyes and help me not be so selfish. 8. My children mean the world to me...I've had to fight for both of them several times...and I dig it. 9. My bday is in 9 days 10. My new toy is still in the box, but two computers are fixed *dances* ~The end. mr kitty man!!!

Rip Grams
OK FOR ALL THAT DOSE NOT KNOW AS OF MONDAY AT 8:50 AM WASHINGTON STATE TIME I LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME SHE WAS LIKE A MOM 2 ME MY GRANDMOTHER SHE WAS 62 GOIN TO BE 63 ON THE 25TH OF THIS MONTH IT WAS A TOUGH ROAD THAT LED UP TO THIS POINT BUT WE ALL NEW IT WOULD GET HERE IT WAS ONE OF THE HARDIST THINGS THAT I HAD TO DO SHE DIED HERE AT HOME AND IS BEAIN CREMATED SHE PASSED AWAY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AND SURROUNDED BY THOUSE WHO SHE TOUCHED WITH HER KIDNESS AND WHO LOVED HER DEARLY SHE MAY HAVE PASSED AWAY BUT SHE IS NOT TOTTALY GONE AND SHE IS NOT FORGOTTEN SHE WILL ALWAYS BE PART OF OUR LIFES. I KNOW SHE WAS SAD BEACUSE SHE DID NOT GET TO MEET MY HUBBY AND BE PART OF OUR WEDDING BUT I KNOW SHE WILL BE THERE IN SPIRET SHE HAS TOUCHED MY LIFE LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE SHE MAD ME WHO I AM TODAY AND I KNOW SHE IS VERY PROUD OF ME THAT I AM STARTING A LIFE WITH SOMEONE AND GETTIN MARRIED THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTED TO SEE BEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY WELL GRAMS I AM DOIN NOT JUST FOR YOU BUT F

For Fun. Taken From Stephy.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sherry H. 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) Marie Clay 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; Charles Edward 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) HolSh 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Cat 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) Marie Lexington 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The Pink Margarita 8.FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) Shnd 9.ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) None Emerald 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) Toby Wells 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Sheizzle 12.GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Calico 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, favorite candy) Warm Vanilla Su

Work
So I was told about this job downtown that drives elderly people to wherever they want to go. I figured what the hell I'll see what it's about. I went there and waited almost 2hrs for an interview and after finally getting called in the guy hired me on the spot. Although it is still a driving and delivery job (so to speak) I do not have to use my own car, I don't have to pay for the gas, and it pay double what I was making at my old job. As an added bouns I will get 40+ hrs a wk instead of the 20 I was getting. I will be able to have a house by the end of summer! F*ck Yea!

As Ordered By Mattym
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Stephany Lamb 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) Gene Elliot 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; father's dad) Kenneth Albert 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) LamSt 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Pink Horse 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) Marie Riverton 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The Pink Raspberry Kamikaze 8.FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) Stmb 9.ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) Dory Seventh 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) Gret Humboldt 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Steizzle 12.GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Dory 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, fav

Lost
Lost scared and on my own. How am I supposed to feel about this. Lost in the world. No one to help me guide my way threw it. Lost in an idea I once had. Long since gone now you moved on. Lost in the memories we made. Still your gone you moved on. Lost in my mind thinking........... Of how much I miss you. Lost in a sea of emotions. Nothing left of them feelings you once had for me no you let them go your gone been gone for so long and you moved on. Lost in all the lovely things you said to me. Wondering how much of it was true. Lost.....................God I wanna scream. I'm pulling my hair out. Cutting my self to bleed seeing if I can feel you leave my heart my mind. Going crazy slowly and there no where left to go. Dirty with the ideas and filth of the earth around me. I care not to move on with my life. Who care let me die here. Dead and Gone. Passed on. Life ever after. Here I stand alone where are you still alive I Hope. Here I stand alone staring wonderi

Relationships : (
You think things are going ok and then you find out that things are not as you hoped.So you keep trying and you find out something else that makes you doubt everything.Do I keep hoping or put an end to it before I really get hurt even more then I am right now?I am tired of trying and the constant doubt.So I am ready to give up on everyone and everything.There is no reason to go on : (

My Niece
So lately tons of my family have gotten hooked on Facebook. I admit I like it cause I've reconnected with a lot of friends. On there I've also got my one brother and his wife as well as 4 of my nieces. Plus there's 3 of my cousins on there and an uncle. It's kind of funny to send the gifts around and stuff. Tonight I went to comment to my one niece and something caught my eye. I saw a comment she had left for my other niece. Alyssa had gone to a school dance weeks ago and had pictures posted from it. Samantha left a comment about how beautiful she looked and how much she loved her hair and wished her hair was like Alyssa's. From there is where things took a turn a bit. Alyssa commented back about how she wished she was as skinny as Samantha and her sister Briana (Bri is Alyssa's sister and my youngest niece). Now mind you Alyssa isn't a fat girl. She's barely what I would call thick but she's a very beautiful young lady and no I'm not just saying that cause she's my niece

Socks, The Clintons' White House Cat, Dies
Socks, the Clintons' White House cat, dies By KASEY JONES Associated Press Writer BALTIMORE (AP) -- Socks, the White House cat during the Clinton administration who waged war on Buddy the pup, has died. He was around 18. Socks had lived with Bill Clinton's secretary, Betty Currie, in Hollywood, Md., since the Clintons left the White House in early 2001. Currie confirmed Socks' death Friday evening and said she was "heartbroken." She did not give details, referring calls to the Clinton Foundation office. The foundation released a statement from the Clintons: "Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years." Socks had reached his late teens - an advanced age for a cat - when reports surfaced in late 2008 that he had cancer and Currie had ruled out inva

Dosed
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dosed I got dosed by you and Closer than most to you and What am I supposed to do Take it away I never had it anyway Take it away and everything will be okay In you a star is born and You cut a perfect form and Someone forever warm Lay on lay on lay on lay on Lay on lay on lay on lay on Way upon the mountain where she died All I ever wanted was your life Deep inside the canyon I cant hide All I ever wanted was your life Show love with no remorse and Climb on to your seahorse and This ride is right on corse This is the way I wanted it to be with you This is the way that I knew that it would be with you Lay on lay on lay on lay on Lay on lay on lay on lay on Way upon the mountain where she died All I ever wanted was your life Deep inside the canyon I cant hide All I ever wanted was your life I got dosed by you and Closer than most to you and What am I supposed to do Take it away I never had it anyway Take it away and everything will

Help Help They Each Need Just One Rate.. Plz Rate Them Each For Us
PLZ HELP THEY ARE BOTH FALLING BEHIND. ALL THEY NEED ARE RATES.. IF YOU ALL COULD PLZ TAKE A SECOND TO RATE EACH ONE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.. THANK YOU

I Am Finally Happy!
I am very happy that I found someone that always puts a simle on face tells me that I beauilful everyday..I am very comfortable when I am around him and I am always smiling when I think of him..He is in my dreams and on my mind 24/7.. Well enough about me... When I talk to people I always tell them that they will find that one person that will put a smile on there face and tell them "I love you" that type of person that can make you laugh when you are sad or when you made at them they know how to make you laugh as well. I am very happy that I ment that specail someone that is in my life. I always tell them that they are out there and they will come to you or you will come to them and make you life worth living again.And you just have to have faith. And I tell them that Don't worry so much they are out there when you least expect it they will be standing right there in your face and you may not know it at first but that one person that you see or meat you may not know at frist they

Auto 11,s On Tonight Go And Level Up!
imikimi - Customize Your World! Please Click on this pic and rate away-thank you:)A few heavy raters will get blinged! imikimi - Customize Your World! (repost of original by ' JoAnna{{Llama Levelers Co-Founder}}-{Club Far}-{{Shadow Leveler}}' on '2009-02-20 16:35:44')

Sometimes Our Children Are Our Teacher
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. We must do something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor. So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a for

My Paintbrush...
I keep my paint brush with me Wherever I may go, In case I need to cover up So the real me doesn't show. I'm so afraid to show you me, Afraid of what you'll do - that You might laugh or say mean things. I'm afraid I might lose you. I'd like to remove all my paint coats To show you the real, true me, But I want you to try and understand, I need you to accept what you see. So if you'll be patient and close your eyes, I'll strip off all my coats real slow. Please understand how much it hurts To let the real me show. Now my coats are all stripped off. I feel naked, bare and cold, And if you still love me with all that you see, You are my friend, pure as gold. I need to save my paint brush, though, And hold it in my hand, I want to keep it handy In case someone doesn't understand. So please protect me, my dear friend And thanks for loving me true, But please let me keep my paint brush with me Until I love me, too.

The Connection
People have told me, " Don't take the internet seriously. They have told me, "Those people aren't REAL. They have told me a lot about the internet. I have heard story after story of heartache. I have witnessed pain, sorrow and intense love. I have seen peoples hearts printed out for the world to see, in hopes it will touch someone. One of the most important things I have seen though, I'm not sure I could put into words. It's a CONNECTION. It's hard to imagine unless you've been there. When people get together, over the miles... state to state and country to country, and they connect. REALLY CONNECT!! It is amazing. Absolutely amazing. I'm not talking about the "man to woman" connection. I'm talking about the "friend to friend." I'm talking about some people you have met, that instantly you KNEW were going to be important in your life. The ones you laugh with, kid with, cry with, hurt for when they are hurting. They make you worry. They make you cr

Homes For Homeless Veterans
Former addict gives homeless veterans a second chance Go To This Link To Watch The Video... http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/19/heroes.roy.foster/index.html#cnnSTCVideo PALM BEACH, Florida (CNN) -- Following a faint trail through a dense patch of woods in Florida's Palm Beach County, Roy Foster is a man on a mission. Roy Foster's facility, Stand Down House, has helped about 900 male veterans since 2000. Roy Foster's facility, Stand Down House, has helped about 900 male veterans since 2000. Click to view previous image 1 of 2 Click to view next image Foster, 53, is searching for homeless veterans -- and he knows where to look. Whether in a vacant lot behind a supermarket or a small clearing off the highway, homeless vets aren't that hard to find: One in three homeless adults has served in the military, and more than 150,000 veterans nationwide are homeless on any given night, according to the Veterans Administration. Working with the sheriff's homeless outreach unit,

Urban Exploration
So I have joined an Urban Explorer group on meetup. They go and explore Chicago, its abandoned buildings, historical monuments, etc. Right up my alley. I really hope it wont be a fiasko, like the Ghost Hunting group full of kooks.

Tag Thinger
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I climb mountains, alot 2 I would rather sleep in my hammock than my bed 3 I have 0 tattoos and 0 piercings and I don't particularly want any. 4 I am a socialist 5 I don't like dumb people 6 I can't swim but I kayak with the best of em. 7 I love horror movies 8 I can't eat nuts 9 I'd always rather be hiking 10 I am a real live employed photographer I am tagging: Mia Wallace doppelgänger whoever else, I don't care

Tagged Again By Sweetnsassy
I think all my bad habits will be out if this tagged thing continues LOL Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I stayed in Brisbane, Australia for 4 years. 2 I never use a tampon before 3 I have no earring holes.I'm scared 4 I played volleyball in high school.Pretty good at it. 5 I'm a klutz 6 I can dozed off while talking to someone on the phone 7 Not a breakfast person. 8 I love milk choc over dark choc 9 I have a very short pinky. 10 I like tea over coffee

If You Havent Been To The Blue Moon Come Join Us We Are A Drame Free Lounge
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Once Bitten Fully Seduced
Welcome to the Cobra's hole! New to this site so trying to meet a few Cobraettes and fellow Cobras. I would love to chat so hit me up and maybe we can meet up for a drink and some refreshments.

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I really am 43 years old 2. I love chocolate in the middle of the night. 3. I'm a masochist I love some pain THUS the reason i have so many tattoos and piercings 4. Am planning on getting 3 more piercings and another tattoo in July 5. When I get up in the morning I have a cup of coffee and a smoke 6. I love SEX and have a very high libido and generally its the men that can't keep up with me. 7. YES i really do smoke weed. 8. Yes i am married and play around (with permission) 9. I'm a swinger and bi-sexual 10. I'm a grandmother of a 4year old. I AM TAGGING... ANGIE, PARKER20, LORENZO, JOHN, SEXXYBEAST, 20

Communication Style
Seen as how Mel isn't around (I don't think) and I'm bored, here's one of these. You Communicate Honestly You don't mince words. You are to the point and all about the facts. However, you are charming enough to tell people the truth yet still not offend them. It's likely that you have a hilarious, no holds barred sense of humor. And you sure tell an entertaining story! You're also quite open. People can ask you anything, and you don't shy away from controversial conversation topics. What Kind of Communicator Are You?

Heartache
It's hard describing a heartache cause it's a one of a kind thing Serious injury and a whole lot of endless pain If it was a storm, I'ld compare it to a hurricane, ohh it's even got a name.... If it was a drink, it would be a strong one If it was a sad song, it would be a long one If it was a color, it would be deep deep blue But if we're talkin' about a heartache, it would be you...

Auto 11s And 7 Pm Fu Time Hh On My Birthday Feb. 20th!
Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗÅΖ€£€¥€D §Ø£DÏ€® Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ

This Woman Is A Liar And A Cheat
IF THIS WOMAN OFFERS TO BUY YOU AN AUTO FOR FU BUCKS DON'T BELIEVE HER, SHE WILL NOT DO IT, SHE GOT ME FOR 5 MILLION, SHE CAME TO MY PAGE ASKING TO BUY ME ONE,, I SENT THE FU BUCKS AND SHE WOULD NOT COME ACROSS WITH HER PART, THEN SHE WILL NOT ANSWER NONE OF MY SHOUTS OR MESSAGES ~Ms~Lois~Lane~AKA~D@wgs~Guardian~Angel~@ fubar

Please Help
Hi everyone! For those who take the time to read this - thank you. Every year for the last 2 years I have walked the MS walk and attempt to get donations. I know money is tight every where. The walk this year is extra special for me because I am walking with my son. This is the first time he has wanted to be involved with my fund raising. Last year was a tough one for me and my family. I had 2 episodes of MS and he was there by my side being my little nurse some nights helping me with my IV making sure my meds went ok. I guess he is growing up on me. I have to say some where inside a little bit of my heart broke because he has to see me when I get "bad" and I can't do what I normally do. He puts up with my mood swings with the steroids when I go on them and I know it is tough for him to see me that way. I am walking because I was diagnosed with MS. This is very important to me and personal. This disease has changed my life a lot. Can't really say it is necessarily for the worse beca

Romeo And Juliet
ok people lets ask the age old question, do u ever wish you had an awesome love like romeo and juliet but without the death in the end? even those hard core people would probably say if they had the chance to love like that they would. i wish i could love and be loved like that. i thought there for awhile i was, but the sad thing about romeo and juliet was they had the same problem then as couples face now a days; lack of communication. did you ever stop to think instead of the love they shared so deeply for each other that they would die by their own hands to walk together in the afterlife, that if there was a little communication there we would be dreaming of rugged men and fair maidens that Shakespeare wrote about? that is why most couples who get married end up in a heap of trouble, lack of communication. so why couldnt my ex come to me sooner and say, honey you know this has been on my mind for a couple days and i would really like to talk to you about it, instead he let it

Whats The Crack Jack
OK so can any one please tell me just what is the crack here today? Accuse me of being absent minded, blonde, dumb, whatever you wanna call me because it really does not fuss me. A lot of you know me from my previous accounts on here so are used to my rants about anything and everything but please do feel free to make comments where you feel appropriate. We can always discuss your comments in private message or shout if required. I have been back here since Tuesday I think and in the four days I have been here I have levelled to almost level 15. This has been done through bulk rating (sometimes to my daily limit) on friends that have auto's. A couple of my friends on my friends list have rated my stuff and I have returned the love. Now to make this full Claire Furey rant style - why is it when I rate pictures or stash or blogs, the recipient does not see fit to return the love. After all I have helped them but is it now a case of all for one and one for all on here? Ple

Relationships
I am trying to rehash all my relationships (one nighters NOT inculded) Insteresting... #1 I was 13, he was 12, summer camp. He tried to see my boobs once, and I rolled my shirt up, so he could almost see them. Then I freaked out, and was like UHM,NO! The next day I showed by 13 yo bewbs to some other dude in a camp, and my bf saw it. He stood on a balcony and said he was gonna kill himself. I said that he won't die, just bust his bones, and I wouldnt recommend it. I told him it wasn't workin out, and he started cryin in the bathroom. Men...12 yo ones... #2 at 13. Summer fling in a village that we had outside of Moscow. We only saw each other in the summers, I dont think phones were invented there yet. We made out, and that was a first time I've seen a hard on in RL. I was like WHOA! What happened?? We all slept in the same bed-me, him, my friend and her "man". She fucked him at 13, right next to me. Had a kid when she was 16, go figure. I was smarter. #3 I was 1

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http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=728200&albumid=1520673&i=1802571662&idx=0 please comment on my contest pic 2 or 3 times while there please i am trying to get a 3 day blats or bling credits or 1 day blast. thank you all for helping me

Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Hooked on SEX works for me!! Cant help it..I just love sex, and make it rough cuz i go crazy for that 2. I hate people who lie straight to my face and act like it aint nothing. When actually i wanna hit a bitch for lying to me! 3. Plan on gettin my clit and my nipples peirced soon. Have alot of holes so far, i might as well add 3 more. 4. I miss my dad and my grandmom alot. wish there was sum kind machine to bring back. 5. I know im a lady but when i gotta burp imma burp.. when i gotta fart imma fart... ok well maybe not fart in public lol. But i'll be nice about it and say excuse me. 6. Im hooked on Tunafish and 1 dice

All For You
Finally I figured out, But it took a long long time Now there's a turnabout, Maybe cause I'm tryin' There's been times, I'm so confused Down my road, will it lead to you? Just can't turn and walk away It's hard to say what it is I see in you Wonder if I'll always be with you Words can't say it, I can't do Enough to prove, it's all for you And I'd thought I seen it all, Cause it's been a long long time Oh bothered that we'll trip and fall, Wonderin' if I'm alive There's been times, I'm so confused Down my road, will it lead to you? I just can't turn, you walk away Its hard to say what it is I see in you Wonder if I'll always be with you Words can't say, and I can't do Enough to prove it's all for you Rain comes pourin' down, Fallin' from blue skies Words give out a sound, comin' from your eyes Finally I figured out, But it took a long long time Oh now there's a turnabout, Maybe cause I'm tryin' There's been times, I'm

Help Me My Fu Friends!
~Bratt~ needs Just 1 rate,so come on and leave 1 rate!!!!Please rate this photo for her. thanx=) vvvvvvvvvvv RATE THIS PIC VVVVVVVVV ^^^^^^^^^^^^ RATE THIS PIC^^^^^^^^^ (repost of original by '¢¾~BRATT~¢¾Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa' on '2009-02-19 20:49:12') (repost of original by 'BIGDADDY4LIFE AKA BIG PIMPIN VMV-- ~Bratts~FuDaddy OWNED BY Sabriel ~Barefoot Goddess' on '2009-02-20 11:02:32') (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa' on '2009-02-20 13:37:03')

Kiss
Kiss my lips softly, whisper in my ear. Magic words I long to hear. I love you so I need you more I want your love Hold my hand gently Head on my shoulder Love as solid as boulders I love you to hold I need you to care I want you to be

I Am Looking To Trade Some Fubucks For A Month Vip
LOOKING TO TRADE FUBUCKS FOR A MONTH VIC I WILL PAY THE WHAT EVER YOU MIGHT HAS FOR....PLEASE GET AT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MAKING THE TRADE THANKS HUGS PINK

The Bitter Aftertaste
The bitter aftertaste you always wonder why after all this time I am so angry at you. I loved you and you gave me away for what you longed for I could not provide. I was drawn to you like gravity our bodies, souls entwined in some sick twisted love hate relationship. With each moment I see your face, hear your voice I long to blind and deafen myself to ease my inner pain. Instead I reach out and lash at the source, you. So I don't taste bitter aftertaste of how I will never forget you, never stop loving you, stop desiring you next to me, to feel our bodies in a passionate embrace. It breaks my heart each time I see you in their little eyes and so with the bitter aftertaste I lash out at you.

For You
Close your eyes, take a deep breath Can you feel my body close? My fingers caressing you My lips kissing every inch of you My soul entwined in yours My heart beating in time with yours Close your eyes, touch my body Can you feel my love for you? The passion in my eyes The caring in my touch The softness of my love Close your eyes, take my soul Can you feel me near? The warmth of my being The protection of my love The loyalty of my heart Close your eyes, take my hand. This is all for you.

Beauty
I walk by you in the bright day sun your shiny hair aglow on the run. The glistening streams of light from your skin The soft velvet touch of you upon my skin. I start to cry a tear rolls down my face, I am too shy to show you my place. It is standing there next to you, holding your hand, I long to do. So everytime you see me stare, I hope you know, how much I care. If only I told you, I could be there.

Rainy Season
There it is The phone is ringing The rainy season has begun The tears begin to flow With no explanation at all I keep hoping you don’t call But, there it is again The phone is ringing Bringing on the pain Your voice on the line The broken heart is about to begin Bringing on the rainy season The tears begin to flow I don’t want to cry anymore Make the rain stop Make the phone stop ringing Make my mind stop thinking about you Make my dreams stop returning to you You’re so real inside my mind The words you say The love we share The embrace we have is so real My body warms with each touch As if your still here So, please if you ever loved me Stop making my phone ring.

Bring Me Into You
With each glowing smile Each wisp of your hair Each laugh and giggle You bring me into you With each touch of your fingers Each rub against my arm Each giggle at my stupid jokes You bring me into you With each embrace late at night Each sensual touch Each deep embrace You bring me into you With each giggle of our children Each smile on their face Each loving hug embraced You bring me into you With each day we grow a little older Each loving gesture Each heartfelt embrace You bring me into you With each time you touch my life Each word you make me smile Each time you listen You bring me into you With each moment you bring me peace You bring me into you.

My Lighthouse
Sometimes my life is dark, empty, and foreboding Like a ship in the night out at sea But you are there for me You are the tower of strength that I rely on. Sometimes I'm sad and alone Like the captain at the wheel, wanting to be home But you are there for me You shine your bright light for me to reach out to Sometimes I'm confused, not sure what to do Like the seaman who looses his way in the fog But you are there for me Your voice tells me the right direction. Sometimes life is as rough as the uncaring sea It causes panic, frustration, and despair But you are there for me A quiet entity on the edge of a rugged cliff. You are my beacon, my lighthouse.

Ladies Love Countryboys
(This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there.) Now, she grew up in the city in a little subdivision, Her daddy wore a tie, momma never fried a chicken, Ballet, Straight A’s, most likely to succeed. They bought her a car after graduation. Sent her down south for some higher education. Put her on the fast track to a law degree. Now she’s comin home to visit holdin' the hand Of a wild-eyed boy with a farmer’s tan. And she's ridin' in the middle of his pickup truck, Blarin' Charlie Daniels yellin', “Turn it up!” They raised her up a lady but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid, Ladies love country boys. (You know its true.) Yeah, you know mommas and daddies want better fortheir daughters. Hope they’ll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer. An' their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty. They never understand why their princess falls For some camouflage britches and a southern-boy drawl. Or why she’s ridin' in the middle of a pickup truck, [ F

Feelin Love
You make me feel like a sticky pistil Leaning into her stamen. You make me feel like Mr. Sunshine himself. You make me feel like splendor in the grass where we're rolling Damn skippy baby you make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs. You make me feel love You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny You make me feel like I want to be dumb blonde In a centerfold, the girl next door. And I would open the door and I'd be all wet With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt That I'm wearing and you would open the door And tie me up to the bed. You make me feel love Lover I don't know who I am. Am I Barry White - am I Isis? Lover I'm laced with your unconscious, I will be your Desdemona

Rock Me Baby
Rock me baby, rock me all night long Rock me baby, honey, rock me all night long I want you to rock me baby, Like my back ain't got no bones Roll me baby, like you roll a wagon wheel I want you to roll me baby, like you roll a wagon wheel Want you to roll me baby, You don't know how it makes me feel Rock me baby, honey, rock me slow Yeah, rock me pretty baby, baby rock me slow Want you to rock me baby, Till i want no more

Here Without You
A hundred days had made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lights had made me colder and I don’t think I can look at this the same But all the miles had separate They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight it’s only you and me The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight girl it’s only you and me Everything I know, and anywhere I go it gets hard but it won’t take away my love And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done it get hard b

Landing In London
I woke up today in London As the plane was touching down And all I could think about was monday And maybe I'll be back around If this keeps me away much longer I don't know what I will do You've got to understand it's a hard life That I'm going through And when the night falls in around me I don't think I'll make it through I'll use your light to guide the way Cause all I think about is you Well L.A is getting kinda crazy And New York is getting kinda cold I keep my head from getting lazy I just can't wait to get back home And all these days I spend away I'll make up for this I swear I need your love to hold me up When it's all too much to bear And when the night falls in around me I don't think I'll make it through I'll use your light to guide the way Cause all I think about is you And all these days I spend away I'll make up for this I swear I need your love to hold me up When it'

Shes My Kind Of Rain
She's my kind of rain Like love in a drunken sky She's confetti falling Down all night She sits quietly there Black water in a jar Says, Baby why are you Trembling like you are So I wait And I try I confess like a child She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's the sun set shadows She's like Rembrandt's light She's the history that's made at night She's my lost companion She's my dreaming tree Together in this brief eternity Summer days, winter snows She's all things to behold She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain So I wait And I try I confess all my crimes She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's my kind of rain Oh, rain on

Whos Your Daddy
Here you come knockin on my door baby Tell me what you got on your mind I guess those college boys all went home for the summertime And youre lookin right, lookin good, lookin like a woman should So why is it so hard to find A place to lay your pretty little head down once in a while You run on a little tough luck baby Dont you sweat it Everything is waiting inside for you You know I got it Come and get it Whos your daddy, whos your baby? Whos your buddy, whos your friend? And whos the one guy that you come runnin to When your lovelife starts tumblin? I got the money if you got the honey Lets cut a deal lets make a plan Whos your daddy, whos your baby? Whos your buddy, whos your man? You mightve run on a little tough luck baby Dont you sweat it Everything is waiting inside for you You know I got it So come and get it Whos your daddy, whos your baby? Whos your buddy, whos your man?

Our Song
I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel The other on my heart I look around, turn the radio down He says baby is something wrong? I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song And he says... [Chorus:] Our song is the slamming screen door, Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window When we're on the phone and you talk real slow Cause it's late and your mama don't know Our song is the way you laugh The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have" And when I got home ... before I said amen Asking God if he could play it again I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day Had gone all wrong and been trampled on And lost and thrown away Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed I almost didn't notice all the roses And the note that said... [Repeat Chorus] I've heard every album, listened to the radio Waited for something to come al

Waitin On A Woman
Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been Waitin' on a woman When I picked her up for our first date I told her I'd be there at eight And she came down the stairs at eight-thirty She said I'm sorry that I took so long Didn't like a thing that I tried on But let me tell you son she sure looked pretty Yeah she'll take her time but I don't mind Waitin' on a woman He said the wedding took a year to plan You talk about an anxious man, I was nervous Waitin' on a woman And then he nudged my arm like old men do And said, I'll say this about the honeymoon, it was worth it Waitin' on a woman And I don't guess we've been anywhere blondie gurl: She hasn't made us late I swear Sometimes she does it just 'cause she can do it Boy it's just a fact of life It'll be the same with your young wife Might as well go on and get used to i

Dirty Girl
our wheels churning up a fresh green pasture, throwing mud pies everywhere. I'm beside you yellin faster faster, wind whippin through my tangled hair and you know, you know, there's nothin like it in the world. when your out there underneath the sun and I'm a dirty girl, i like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls.... and when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day, you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl CHORUS: dirty girl You'll be workin on that El Camino, bustin knuckles with a monkey wrench, i'll come sneakin up and whisper real low what you really needs a 3/16ths, and you know that there's nothin like it in the world, when were underneath the hood and i'm a dirty girl..... I like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls..... or when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl CHORUS:dirty girl and

Take Me There
There's a place in your heart where nobody's been. Take me there. Things nobody knows, not even your friends. Take me there. Tell me about your momma, your daddy, your home town, show me around. I wanna see it all, don't leave anything out. [Chorus:] I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna know the girl behind that pretty stare. Take me there. [Verse 2:] Your first real kiss, your first ture love, you were scared. Show me where. You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. Take me there. I wanna roll down mainstreet and backroads like you did when you were a kid. What makes you who you are, tell me what your story is. [Chorus 2x:] I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna

She Thinks My Tractors Sexy
Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate, lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up the throutle and stur a little dust Just look at her face she isn't fooling me She thinks my tractors sexy, It really turns her on She's always staring at me, while I'm chugging along She likes the way it's pulling, while we are tilling up her land She's even kinda crazy about my farmers tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractors sexy We are riding back and forth, until we run out of light Take it to the barn, put it up for the night Climb up to the loft, sit and talk with the radio on She said she has a dream, and I ask what it is She wants a little farm, and a yard full of kids And one more teeny weenny ride, before I take her home She thinks my tractors sexy, It really turns her on She's always staring at me, while I'm chugging a

Myself
So untouched, no one there Alone, none are here Unloved and unwanted I wander the land of the forgotten People see through me as if I’m not there They run into me, and wonders “Was something here?” I come and go, as I please No one knows that I exist but me I walk from place to place, making no sound Wishing that I would be found Darkness hides me, light shines around me The pain is there and lets me be The blade is sharp and skin is not pure Red stains the skin, as the world goes blurry with a tear There is the pain, joyous and pure The light fades and the pain goes away The day ends and starts anew The new day, new start, new thought Does the pain come to release me again today? Or Is there someone there that sees me?

Walk Softly On This Heart Of Mine
You say your sorry once again, dear You want me to take you back once more You say you need a helping hand, dear Well, that's what you told me once before Chorus: Walk softly on this heart of mine, love Don't treat it mean and so unkind Let it rest in peace and quiet, love Walk softly on this heart of mine Walk on I know someday you'll find a new love I'll feel your heart has turned to stone But please, let me down real easy Cause loneliness moves in as you move on Chorus Walk softly on this heart of mine Walk softly on this heart of mine Walk softly on this heart of mine

The Gambler
On a warm summers evening, on a train bound for nowhere I met up with a gambler, we were both too tired to sleep So we took turns at staring out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us and he began to speak He said, son I've made a life out of reading people's faces And knowing what the cards were, by the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice So I handed him my bottle, and he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression Said, if you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right Chorus: You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away and know when to run You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done

Fap Fight!!!!
so ANONYMOUS(Goatse) and I got in a battle of fap... Cuz my current status.. Fap fap fappin on heaven's doooowahhhh.. READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP: ->Anonymous: Fapsta Luego!!! Anonymous: Thank Yo1...lmao...hey, we gotta bail for a minute, fgs almost home...runnin her daughter to her dads, lol Anonymous: awesome, thats absolutely FAPTASTIC!.... ->Anonymous: awww im always so fappy to see you! Anonymous: I CAUGHT The Fap, last night...F.A.P....Fellatio Aggravated Penis ->Anonymous: I am Fapasaurus Rex Anonymous: I made a transformer, and named him Fapatron. Hes pretty awesome ->Anonymous: I am Fapster of the FUniverse! Anonymous: I Am The FAP Commander! ->Anonymous: I"m a fapoholic ->Anonymous: I am a masterfapper Anonymous: "And then there was a fapping, as if someone gently whacking, whacking at my chamber door" ->Anonymous: ew Anonymous: Ill battle yuo for...wait, nm, thatd be weird..For fapping rights? ->Anonymous: and the raven came a fappin

Making Memories Of Us
I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you a promise If there's life after this I'm gonna be there to meet you with a warm, wet kiss And I'm gonna love you like

To Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I would offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met No doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry, I'd go blind for you I'd go crawling down the aisle for you There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do To make you feel my love The storms are raging on a rolling sea Down the highway of regret The winds of change are blowing wild and free But you ain't seen nothing like me yet There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you happy, make your dreams come true To make you feel my love

A Womans Love
I have felt it And I have held it I have known A woman's love I have tasted And I have wasted A woman's love And I know I'll never understand All the little things that make It grand A woman's love And I know I'll never come Face to face With any thing that takes the Place Of a woman's love Well I have kiss it Tried to resist it I have missed A woman's love And I have hated Taken for granted A woman's love Well I have needed And I have pleaded And I have lost A woman's love And I have worshipped And I have cursed it A woman's love Well I adore it Thank god for it A woman's love

You Are It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Procrastinate Now 2.All men are idiots And I married their king. 3.In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take. 4.Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now. 5.Where there's a will... I want to be in it. 6.EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. 7.Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. 8.I wear the brains in the family. 9.No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway! 10.I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot. okies you peeps get to do this to 1. Mz.JaXx 2. westcoastkay 3. .•°♥°•.Bright Eyed Angel.•°

Tag, You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1> I have a shocking secret for every birthday you have celebrated 2> I can not only spell Natchitoches, Tchoupatoulas and Atchafalaya, but I can prounounce them 3> What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?? I don't know and I don't care 4> It bothers Me that what doctors do is called "practice" 5> I have passed more than 150 kidney stones in My life, including right now as I write this 6> Bourbon whiskey is My poison, Special Reserve Wild Turkey, in particular 7> I am still trying to figure out how your house can burn up AS it burns down 8> Why in the Hell do I have to press "1" for English? 9> I once caused

Please Help Me To Godmother(godfather Fubar Style)
AND THIS AUTO WAS PROVIDED BY THE VERY BEAUTIFUL IM UR'S 4EVER..PLZ....SHOW THIS 2nd ALARM HOTTIE SOME MAD FU-LOVE TOO!!!! SHE ALSO HAS AUTO 11'S GOIN!!!! IM UR'S 4EVER! 2ND ALARM HOTTIES!!!!!!!@ fubar

Tagged By Metal Sandy And Yotd
Both fine ladies tagged me at the same time this evening. I always wanted to be tagged by two women at once... But I digress! On to the game.... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was class clown and best dressed in high school. 2. I've done stand up comedy. 3. I've sang professionally. 4. My longest drive on a golf course measured 327 via a GPS. But my lowest score was 75. 5. My IQ ranges between 136-140 depending on the test. 6. I have not watched network TV for about 10 years now because it's crap! IF I couldn't write better than their writers I'd f'in kill myself! 7. I suffer from SAD and as a consequence I sometimes act like I a

Tag Teamed By Loper And Country.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I want so bad to be called for jury duty. 2. The song Blue Moon, no matter how many times I hear it, usually makes me cry. 3. I can hold a spider in my hand but if a bee or wasp gets anywhere near me I just about piss my pants in fear. 4. I detest grooming my eyebrows. 5. I'm very attracted to men with bald heads. 6. I hate talking on the phone. 7. I stutter sometimes when I get really nervous. 8. I don't want to be married but yet am scared to die alone. 9. I am terrified of driving, especially at night. 10. I am sometimes embarrassed by how many shoes/handbags I own. Reverend Kevin Ja

What Is Life?
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset... Blackfoot proverb

Shuffle
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? 7 Things HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? This Is How It Goes Down WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Shakin' Hands (lmao) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Home WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Half Alive WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Hero/Heroine WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Me, You, And My Medication WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Not On Your Love WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Broken Man WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Up Against The Wall WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Maybe WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? She Can't Save Him WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Bleeding Love WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT

Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am obsessed with PURPLE 2. I have three cats; Buddy (fat, black cat), Hiss (big, orange tabby) & Banner (long hair black cat with gray mane, he's a foster kitty) 3. My kitchen is decorated with probably over 100 watermelons 4. I won TWO lap tops in September 2008 (gave the 2nd one to my ex-bf who is still a good friend) 5. I am kicking this cancer! slowly but surely. 6. I am a pack rat/clutter bug/whatever you want to call it -- I have lots of junk that i won't part with. 7. I have about 15 cabbage patch kids. 8. I collect old, wooden Fisher Price toys (anyone got any they want to give away) 9. I am amazed at th

Please Rate These
EACH OF THESE 3 FRIENDS NEED JUST 1 RATE PLEASE. IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND TO CLICK ON EACH PIC AND RATE 10 OR 11 FOR THEM AND I'D SUPER APPRECIATE IT!! WINNERS OF EACH CONTEST THESE PEOPLE ARE IN WILL GET AN AUTO 11 SO HELP OUT WON'T YOU? WHAT'S A RATE?? THANKS!!

Holy Fuck...tagged. O_o
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have dreams about zombies on a regular basis. I have yet to ask a therapist about this because I'm a cheap ass. 2. The only real friends I have are online, my job is essentially a very social one, but again is online and yet I have poor social skills in the real world and not trying to improve them really. 3. I can only smoke a cigarette with my left hand. To do it with the right makes me feel odd and kills the joy of even smoking one. 4. I drink soda & energy drinks more than I drink water or juice. 5. When I'm old, fucked up, and sagging I want to be an art teacher for 1st graders. 6. I've almost broken m

Mikes Visit
so im a bit sad right now for one i got so use to having mike here!! well he was here from the 11 to the 17, god we had so much fun!!! so on Wednesday me and Kevin drove down to Los Banos to pick him up and the drive back was great, we got home and Kev had to take his tower to best buy so after he was done me and Mike tuck a walk around the mall and then we decied to go see underworld 3 (and that was a great movie and you all most go see it) so after the movie was done i had Niki Laura and Andrew come up and we kicked it the mall for sometime then we went to A&J's and that was a good time Kev came with and we played pooled, Mike got the chance to meet my friends that i love to hang out with and well they all like him and he like my friends also!!! (so im really happy about that) sadly we (me Niki and Laura) got in a fight cause Laura and Andrew were fighting and well Niki didn't want them to take her home so Niki came home with us that night on Thursday we tuck Niki home and that

I Waz Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I will never stop smoking weed...thatz a fact 2.) I used to be that kid that bite his nailz all the time,but now let grow way to long sometimez......old habit I broke 3.) When I waz in middle school my neighborhood friendz called me Eddie Murphy'z real son cuz I looked like him and had the same first name.I did run wit it and alot of the white kidz actually bought into the lie.......what a shame bacc then 4.) I have a widow'z peek that I dont show cuz my hair iz usually cut off all the damn time......fact fact 5.) My mom when I waz younger,used to cut my hair all the time and give me partz and designz.I be at school and get offerz f