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Here Lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names 1. My favorite color is YELLOW! 2. Yes my boobs are real. Been big chested my whole life lol. 3. I sleep in a wife beater and panties every night! 4. My longest relationship was 12 years!! oh GOD 5. I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS BUT SINCE THIS IS A RANDOM BLOG I HAD TO SWITCH IT UP. 6. I have long ass fucking hair, blue eyes, and freckles for all you non 20 20 people lol. 7. I love being a MOTHER! 8. My favorite number is 6. 9. I love to sleep on the outside but...for my Marko I'll make an exception! I love you! 10. I love to kiss and cuddle most of all but...( lets not forget tossing salad) lmfaoooooooooooooo Marko Deejay Dryan Long Legz Kozmo

Tagged By Kc
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an aversion to touching raw meat...I can't touch it without latex...*shrug* 2. I speak Italian..whole family is Italian...so it was kinda normal I guess 3.I am double jointed in my hands 4.Music appeases me..I relate closely to it and it is always playing..I feel disjointed without it. 5. I think snakes are cuddly...no jokin..I have had them since I was 18 and find them to be wonderful and low maintenance companions. 6. I am a fidgety person...i can't sit still..I am always fidgeting or multitasking. 7.I will be relocating this summer 8. I am a soccer mom..I don't exactly fit in with the other

Tag
let's see, 10 random things about me. 1. I work hard, and I have worked hard my whole life. No one has ever handed my anything. 2. I enjoy classic cars. I really enjoy finding cars that have character, that have reached the point where they can't be restored, and just poking around trying to find some history. 3. Music- if it has a beat and good lyrics, I will listen to it. There isn't much I can't stand. 4. I can't stand liars. I have had some of the best lies told to me by some of the best liars out there, so don't think you can step up. 5. I live my life by my rules. I am not broken, don't think you have to try to fix me. 6. Drugs. I don't use them. I have enough problems. 7. Cats & dogs. I have two cats that I absolutely love. I'd have a dog, but I am gone 14 hours a day, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. 8. NSFW. I am. I am neither political, or correct, either. It just doesn't exist in my world. 9. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't bother.

Hello
Hello I am a Master in the bdsm life style who is looking to meet a female 21-43 that knows what bdsm life style is about and who is a slave and knows what it means to be a slave in the bdsm life style. If you are looking to play games rather it's on here or in person then you need to look else where thank you.

Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by i'mkindofabigdeal) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) i smoke 2)i got a dorky smile 3)i love fruit loops 4) i drive a semi 5)i like sunshine 6) i adore my friends 7) i am very Apologetic 8) i love rebuilding old cars 9) i am not very creative 10) i am hines 57 sauce a mixture of many heritages

Honesty Is A Release
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was mauled by a doberman pincher at age 4 and had to have plastic surgery to reconstruct my face 2. I allow people to hurt me. I can see it coming a mile away and still lay down on the tracks as the train barrels towards me 3. I have never been mad love to in the rain and i crave it badly 4. Beauty is all perception, never have i considered myself beautiful even though i have been told so repeatedly 5. Love is difficult for me...I often find people that i connect with on a very deep level, but exposing myself to love seems unbearable 6. I'm a details person and love to study others. I will notice things abo

Tagged!!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm addicted to coffee.. seriously.. atleast 2 gallons a day. 2. I have a weird kinda stalkerish obsession with Mike Alstott. LMFAO ... True! 3. I hate doing these kinda things cause i'm a complete bitch. 4. I have three fucking amazing kids... not weird just about me. 5. I love love love love love Linkin Park. I know.. 6. I'm borderline EMO!!! So don't fucking make me cry. 7. I use the work FUCK alot! My new years resolution every year is to stop that. 8. I have a ferret named James.. he's cool as shit. 9. I'm a natural blonde **** GIGGLES**** 10.I secretly want to having video sex wi

The Call By Michael Anthony
All I wanted to hear was his voice again.I didn't care what he said. I just wanted to know if he was safe. It had been a week since I'd heard from him, and our last conversation had been less than promising. We had talked about everything for about five minutes and we hung up. My thoughts were running into each other. I just wanted some form of contact. I was so worried. The phone rang. "Hello?" "Hello this is Vorizen East, and we would like to talk to you about a..." I did not want to hear it. "Fuck off!", I hung up. I normally did not blow up on the phone. But I didn't want to hear it. It was not who I was hoping for. Why won't he call me back? I had called him 3 days before, got no answer and left a message. The last three days had been horrible, filled with worry, depression and doubt. I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't sleep and felt sick. The phone rang again. "Hello," "Hey how's it goin? Long time no hear from.", i

The Break Up By Michael Anthony
"Don't give up on me," As I said this, I knew it wasn't what I deserved. Not after everything I had put him through. "I love you." "I love you too," he said looking down at me, drawing his hand near my face. I could hear the rain as it fell onto the roof trailing its way past the window. Any other time I would've been at peace. Not now. His hand gently brushed up against the whiskers on my chin, then my cheek. He had been looking into my eye's listening to everything I had told him. But now he was facing the floor. His eye's closed. He pulled my head to his. "But I can't keep doing this. I can't keep being pushed away. I can't keep being hurt. I can't do it any more. You need help and you won't do anything to get it and you won't let me help you." "I know and I'll get it. I'll do whatever you want me to! Just please don't leave! I can't bare to be abandoned again. Not by you." Tears started to well in both our eyes. We were holding each other now still standing by the window.

Fals Predictions
Global warming predictions that did not come true. • British meteorologists reported that Scientists at the University of Oxford in England predicted that the buildup of greenhouse gases would help make 2007 the hottest year on record. This did not happen 2007 was actually cooler than any year since 200. they are now saying that there will be no warming for the next 15 years. They called this” A speed bump for Global Warming. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060801-heat-waves.html http://www.dailytech.com/Researchers+Global+Warming+Halts+Until+2020/article11672.htm • When Hurricane Katrina flooded New Orleans in 2005, it was supposed to be a harbinger of the stormier world predicted by some climate modelers. When the next two hurricane seasons were fairly calm — by some measures, the 2007 season in the Northern Hemisphere was the calmest in three decades http://news.mongabay.com/2006/0804-col_state.html • The Oceans will heat up

Tagged (by Ninja)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was almost killed twice by mafia when I was 15 for throwin a party a bosses' house in the woods(thought it was abandoned, didnt realized cameras were all over) 2. I am extremely shy if I like someone. To the point of bein unable to make eye contact and walking away. 3. My accent comes and goes 4. My main passion in life is travel-I do it even when I'm broke. 17 countries and counting... 5. I am very non-materialistic, and have extremely low maintenance and standards of living (growin up in Russia made me pretty non-picky). Most of my $$ goes on traveling. 6. I am both vain and extremely humble. Depends

Tagged Again!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I did this one before and here's that link for those of you who want to see: http://fubar.com/blog/186863 Now, because I was told it was cheating if I didn't do it again - here it goes: 1. I drink unsweetened tea - it's my favorite that way. . . . I got out of the habit of drinking it sweetened a few years ago, and I just prefer it that way now. Hot or cold and many different varieties of the hot kind. Peppermint tea is my fav hot tea. 2. I love to learn, I hate school - conforming has never been my thing in that regard.... so college is really hard for me. 3. Boundless enthusiasm - if you can tell me what that

My New About Me Section
is it too much? IF THIS PISSES YOU OFF IM GLAD BECAUSE THAT JUST MEANS YOU WONT FIT IN WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS AND I DONT WANT YOU AROUND THEN............... FIRST OF ALL HAVE A SALUTE OR I WONT TALK TO YOU....I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IF YOUR TITS ARE HANGING OUT OR YOU ARE DOING OTHER SLUTTY STUFF THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR TITS BECAUSE THATS WHY YOU WANT TO ADD ME SO YOU CAN GET POINTS AND LET PEOPLE SEE THEM OTHERWISE JUST BE YOURSELF...I DONT LIKE WHORES AND JUST BECAUSE I AM A GUY DOESNT MEAN I WANNA SEE YOU NAKED....YES I HAVE KOK PIX...NO YOU CANT SEE THEM...YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT RIGHT...I WILL NOT ADD YOU JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE POINTS...I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU SEND A BLANK REQUEST....THAT INCLUDES JUST SENDING A SMILEY FACE ALSO...I WANNA KNOW WHY I SHOULD ADD YOU AND IF I BELIEVE ITS A GOOD ENOUGH REASON THEN I WILL...DO NOT SEND MORE THAN 1 REQUEST BECAUSE IF I DENIED THE FIRST ONE IT WAS FOR A REASON..

I Have Been Gone
I have been gone cause my old computer finally decided that life was not worth the fuss anymore. She slowly went into heaven and I was upset but happy cause my mom and dad bought me a new computer. So I am back like an asthma attack!!!

Dumb Fux
this is a s/b convo I had with a chick named Stemy Hot Mistress.... it starts at the bottom and finishes at the top ->stemyhotmi...: oh, actually I just figured you misspelled STEAMY at first but thanks for clearing that up stemyhotmi...: lol I like stems but I don' have the legs ->stemyhotmi...: do you like stems or have stem like legs? stemyhotmi...: its just a name that is all ->stemyhotmi...: what does "Stemy" in your name mean?

I've Been Tagged By Kc And Deacon
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. If I like a song, I will replay it continuous for the whole day 2. I don't drink coffee in the morning 3. I keep my nails short, if it gets a bit long, I will feel uncomfortable 4. I love to eat 5. My name is Patrica and I have a 5 year old lil girl. 6. Favorite icecream is mint choc. 7. I never had an orgasm before. 8. I like to poop and talk on the phone. It helps to speed up the pooping business. 9. I don't have a driving license. 10.I have deleted a lot of photos from my camera.Always trying to find the best photo Moet Kins Dio Bratt Hammrrd

Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've moved 19 times between Georgia, Maine, Washington State, Arizona, North Carolina, Ohio, and Alabama. I will be moving again in 2010. 2. I have an identical twin sister. 3. I was recently given all of the details of a friend's murder...he was stabbed in the head, beaten with a baseball bat, and survived for two weeks on a ventilator in the hospital. I still haven't grasped the thought that he's dead. 4. I have an addiction to horse related items. 5. Under Armour turns me on. 6. The freak within me has yet to be released. I pity the first person that's a witness to it. 7. Any new music I like is played

Tag You Are It
Instructions......(I was tagged by Imkindofabigdeal) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am 75% Irish. 2. I dont give a damn. 3. I can roll my own joints. 4. I used to be a cheerleader for the girls volleyball team at my high school. 5. I have five beautiful boys. 6. I am a sucker for redheads. 7. My favorite color is green. 8. I attacked a cat when I was 14 with a can of WD40 and a lighter. 9. My dad gave me a half of a hit of acid at a Pink Floyd concert when I was 7. 10. I could eat pizza 24/7!!!!

They Always Ask Why Bbw
oral fixation: A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing something. May lead to overweightness, nail-biting and other habits, and excessive cock-gobbling. Bob: "Hey Rick, why do you like fat girls so much? Is it because there's more cushion for the pushin'?" Rick: "No." Bob: "Is it because you need to feel dominated by a larger woman and forced into a submissive role in bed?" Rick: "Hell naw." Bob: "Is it because they're like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them?" Rick: "Nope." Bob: "Well is it because of the huge ghetto ass and the tig ol' bitties?" Rick: "Well, um, not really." Bob: "Are you just a Tri Delt groupie, and they just happen to all be fat?" Rick: "No, but those Tri Delt girls go all out in the sack, let me tell you." Bob: "Is it because they're desperate, which makes them easier than first grade math class?" Rick: "You

Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by Bravo) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am Italian/Irish. 2. I am way too giving a person. 3. I can roll my stomach. 4. I used to Wrestle at my high school. 5. I have two beautiful boys. 6. I am a sucker for Lillies. 7. My favorite color is green. 8. I got attacked by a cat when I was 12. 9. I shot my first deer when I was 13, its ok it didnt die. 10. I could eat cereal 24/7!!!!

I Was Tagged By My Sister :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. love the color blue 2. i have a thing for flames and wings 3. i find tattoos to be extremely sexy 4. im scared of letting someone love me 5. i am a textaholic 6. telling me about the girls you have been with is a complete turn off and will make me step away faster than anything 7. if i ever tell you "I Love You" you better cherish it for as long as you can because i mean it 8. i wear my heart on my sleeves sometimes so it dont take much to discourage me from saying or doing something 9. when i am pissed i tend to keep to myself for long periods of time 10. i am me Ryan Kristina John CJ Johnson Mik

I've Been Tagged!!!
Instructions......(I was tagged by Hellz Angel) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spent 5 years in the navy. 2. I have 10 tattoos plotting on more. 3. I am a huge fan of Sookie Stackhouse and Anita Blake. 4. I love horror and the macabre 5. I got accepted to Motorcycle Mechanical Institute in Orlando,FL. 6. I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family. 7. I been to southern asia twice. 8. My Chinese zodiac sign is the monkey. 9. I am thinking about becoming a funeral director. 10. no tv and no beer make Boogeyman something something.

Eleven
My body matured Hard Fast and Strong It was different long before it should have been She just didn’t respond the same way she did before It/I was foreign I was eleven years young and Those nasty ill willed men could smell my new “gifts” And I reveled in this I used my new power to my advantage And thus continue to do so www.myspace.com/clubmix1996

Tag! You're It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love kettlekorn. 2. I was in a coma for 3 days when I was 12. 3. The only thing that can cheer me up at work are Lolz Cats. 4. My favorite Disney character is Ariel. 5. I cried when my parents sold a dining room table when I was 3. I was upset that they changed stuff on me. 6. I nickname everyone in RL a million things...My kids are still never quite sure what their real names are. 7. I cried for an hour after I saw Untamed Heart 8. I stole the pregnancy test when I thought I was preggo with my son. I was too mortified to buy a test at 18. 9. I'm addicted to sleeping medication. 10. Potato soup gives me gas.

Yep
A few days ago, I joined a work out joint called Curves. Been curious about it and so far I'm liking it. My legs are hella sore though...ha ha ha.. I changed my sleeping schedule on my days off so that I'll be working out there early in the mornings. Instead of sleeping in on my days off, I wake up at 8am, work out for at least 45-60 mins, do whatever else and maybe take a nap in the day. Just 3 days a week there. Not bad. Went out with Shirley, Rich's grandma, took her to her doctors appointment. Her heart rate is still kinda off but she's doing good. They have her carrying around some heart rate monitor for two days to get an idea how her heart rate goes. Will be returning back to the doctor on Monday....that's my birthday!! Yesterday, I went out with Kari for a bit. It's been a while since we've hung out. Grabbed some food at Wendy's, grabbed some coffee at Peets Coffee and Tea that I introduced her to a ways back, then we went to the tattoo parlor to set up a appointment for

The Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette heads off to the Bull ranch with their last $600.00 in her purse. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it ho

Auto 11's
NEXT WEEKEND I WILL BE RUNNING AUTO'S 2 DAYS IN A ROW TO TRY AND LEVEL UP TO ORACLE. WILL BE DOING RANDOM BLING AND BIG PIMPIN GIFTS TO HEAVY RATERS THAT WANT TO STOP BY AND NOT ONLY HELP ME LEVEL UP BUT TO HELP YOU LEVEL UP. PLUS FU'S IT WILL BE GIVING YOU FREE 11'S. SO DON'T FORGET TO STOP ON BY AND SHOW A KITTY SOME FU LUV NEXT WEEKEND. WILL KEEP YA FU'S UPDATED WHEN IT COMES CLOSER TO WHEN I ACTIVATE THEM

Fast Sex !
Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Dougie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had

10 Random Facts About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I think money used wisely is the most likely potential path to happiness (hence materialistic). 2. Despite the above, I'm an idealist. I have a strong sense of justice. 3. I have a cholesterol addiction. 4. My favourite colour is green. 5. I like old school 2D video games like Streetfighter 2, etc. 6. My favourite drink is Coke. 7. I have never drank alcohol and never intend to. 8. I would like to travel if I get the chance. 9. I know more bizarre trivia than most people I talk to. 10. Despite being on this site, I'm actually a graduate of one of the top universities in the world.

Cannibalism Of The Uglies
The other night I was up late playing Requiem, slaughtering hideous hordes of bloody monsters and I had a profound realism enter my mind. If the monsters were in fact cute and cuddly little animals, I'd not be sent to slaughter them, but instead to protect them. This realization came at the sake of the natural society in which we live, where we protect the cute animals and eat the ugly animals. Seems logical. Of course I couldn't stop there, and my sleep deprived mind slowly came to a new resolution on the basis of my realization. The resolution is simple, we as humans should eat ugly people. Now, this sounds crazy, but consider it a moment and you may find it's not so insane. The cannibalism of ugly people would not only solve population control, free up more jobs for the economy, and reduce stereotypes, but would also solve world hunger. I challenge you to come up with a viable reason why we should not eat ugly people. Please comment below with your reasoning, and pro

The Graveyard By Moonlight...
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I remember you HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? The smoke of her burning WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Love's intolerable Pain HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Xaoeteneto... Its greek, not 100% sure what it means WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Vredesbyrd WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? By myself WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Oh, Pretty woman :| oddly enough, Ive heard that from one or two of them WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Malice through the looking glass WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Black as the Devil Painteth WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hurt and Virtue WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Nobody Hears... oddly true WHAT

Run For President?
I tell you I've about had it with these career politicians! I am so fed up with them running our country into the ground I am considering running for president in 2012! I am a nobody but I raised 2 kids on 9 bucks an hour for many years with no help from anyone, how hard can it be to get rid of wasetful spending and useless programs and tighten up the budget? Now is the time to downsize government not expand! Protect our rights under the constitution, and make all bills amendments written into plain english so we the people can understand what they are trying to do with OUR money! So tell me what you think people? (I will be making this a mumm too)

No Foul Foul Allowed @ ~504~ !!
REST ASSURED... (THEORIGINAL)ROOSTER, (THELAST)ROOSTER, OR FORK, (whatever you choose to call him) HAS >NOTHING< TO DO WITH 504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~ [RëTüRN§] *N§FW* and NEVER WILL !! ~504~ is STRICKLY NO FOUL FOUL ALLOWED !! [RëTüRN§] !!! SO DON'T MISS OUT...

Ghey
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. im legally blind in 1 eye 2. ive been smoking since i was 13 3. i once fell in love with another girl while dating someone so i stopped talking to them both so i didnt have to choose 4. im terrified that i will get cancer and end up like my dad 5. i feel im a failure to a point as a parent 6. i dont think i will ever meet that one person 7. i can make predator noises with my uvula 8. i once stole $3000 from my parents 9. i was accepted to the art institute of seattle twice for their culinary arts program but turned it down both times to help my family 10. i once had the greatest girl anyone co

Our Economy
How Sad!! I heard this morning our economy has gotten so bad, that all the illegal aliens are headed back to Mexico. They feel financially they will be better off. The good news is that Mexico will once again have an Olympics swim team now that all their good swimmers are returning home.

Chaos Driven
chaos driven December brought me many concerns. January saw things settle some. February has exhausted me and it is not even over yet! Of course, the road trip is mostly likely to blame for that! Until Tuesday the 10th we were unsure if my daughter would be going to Oklahoma for school or not. It required her to be physically able and she had not been released from doctor's care until then. With the release (all but to drive...not yet) came the wake of chaos as I refused to plan for much of anything until knowing for sure. On the same day was the funeral of a loved one. I assisted with hosting the dinner following the funeral before going into work and still had made only a minimal of arrangements. Plans were to leave Sunday and return Tuesday. Thanks to the kindness of fellow employees shift switches were made and we were off and running finishing packing Saturday night and on the road Sunday. We arrived safely to grab some food and some sleep Sunday night before the blur

Letter From Management
Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much S

My Birthday Is In 5 Days
It's only 5 days till My Bday and I have No plans for the weekend or My birthday yet, This will be the first time in 3 years that Domina Shannon has not planned a trip to L.A. for My birthday, but that has to do with her frequent trips to Atlanta, and the economy more than anything. So what will happen between today and Monday? Since I don't have a clue, I am still accepting appointments at this point, but can't guarantee this for short notice/same day sessions. Anyways... not being able to see Me for My birthday is no excuse for not spoiling Me!!! I've been adding to My Amazon Wish List so you'll know just what I want and how to get it to Me... http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/3QH07DRB8JB0T

Alright 1 More
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Due to these blogs i have realized how closely I do actually know some people 2. I am very intellectual...don't let the pervy exterior fool you 3. I write some very intense stuff that I am too ashamed to share with others 4. I have a frankenbelly from extensive surgery and am contiplating getting bolts tatted over my scar 5. I spent most of my childhood homeless or in fostercare 6. Secrets are a huge turn on to me 7. I think turtles are cool because they are the only animal that can breathe out of their butt 8. I clean my toilets daily yay OCD 9. I am a minivan driving soccer mom that will crank Pante

Bwahhahaha Ejected!
So I ventured into my first lounge today..simply to do a social experiment..fuck who am I kiddin? I went to Dj Juggycuntcake's little lounge...and after some very stimulating (eyeroll) convo..proceeded to call her out. Many of her little juggalo friends even admitted that she lacks manners and well...may not have evolved yet. Still I was ejected from the lounge..twice..and then banned...should I plead my case and beg for forgiveness? Or wear it as a badge of honor?

Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by ღ~Sweet Addiction®: ~Beautifully Insane~ღ ! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was in a rodeo when i was 12. 2.when i was a kid i was champion pig catcher three years running. 3.i broke my right wrist at the age of 5 hanging upside down on the monkey bars at school. 4. i had sex for the first time at 18. yeah i lie about it sometimes to make the storey better lol 5.I went to a beauty school . i can cut and perm hair lol 6.I sometimes shave my chest. 7.i have a hard time doing math in my head. 8.I was a new wave punk in the 80's black hair and fingernails, lipstick. the whole works. 9.I clench my teeth all the time (bad

Todays Spotlight
Shes young. Shes beautiful and shes a really great person to know. Go show todays spotlight winner some love. Shes also running auto's ♥ÐJ ßla©kiçe27♥Exotic Angel / MISC. @ Exotic Dreams@ fubar

Tagged By Ninja!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Oh boy...lol Nearly ALL of my friends are women. Not for the reason you may think - I find them much more interesting to talk with than men. If I want the score...there's Sportscenter. How to change a serpentine belt? A manual. Enough said... 2. I will NOT eat fish or ketchup. Not even the finest cuts of fish. My mom is the BEST but she messed up by forcing us to eat the nastiest, cheapest fish sticks covered in ketchup. It's hardwired now...deal with it. Unless of course you like cleaning up puke. 3. I'm the most respectful perv you'll ever meet. LOL I'm just a very sensual, sexual person I guess. But hey...ya'll

Life
Life is very strange, just when you think things are going in one direction, they go in a total different direction. Life isn't about who wins or loses, it's about getting back up and trying again. I've learned a lot of hard lessons in life, and i'm still learning. what i'm trying to say is, happiness is not a present that someone holds in their hands waiting for us to take it. happiness is something we all posess, and can have if we just grasp it. I've spent much of my life struggling with that aspect, and have come to the conclusion that it is a very true statement *hugs* to all

T-shirt
Out of boredom and randomness RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Sometime Around Midnight HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Closer WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Let It Rock HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Fall For You WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Sweetest Goodbye WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Say All I Need WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hero Heroine WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Staggolee WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Put It On Ya WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Wobble WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Love Hurts WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Just Cant Get Enough WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Incomplete WHAT WILL YOU DAN

Naked Time
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am deeply religious 2. Im torn between my love of all things Mopar and my love of Toyota 3. I usually sleep with a stuffed pink pig named Pig that a girl gave me when i was 14. 4. I forgot Pig at my mom's house at christmas break and i havent slept well since. 5. Ive tried to kill myself 4 times so far 6. Last monday I got laid for the first time in 2 goddamn years 7. I am personally offended by the confederate flag 8. I usually put milk in my tea (learned that from the damn Brits) 9. I ALWAYS go commando 10. I actually cant stand the taste of alcohol and only drink for the effect/buzz 1.Slutf

Mystique
I love to watch the shadows When they're dancing on the wall From the candle's fragile flickering Summoning daemons from their hall They seem to be calling me To join them in their lair Some kind of secret palace Something's waiting for me there I close my eyes to darkness The monsters I will follow Into the lifeless deep here Beyond the devil's hollow Pain is wrenching in my throat As I force away a tear All these forces around me Create everything I fear There is a sense of power Hidden in this frightful place Essence of something greater Than I would wish to face I'm surrounded by the dampness A slight chill is in the air Cold breath upon my neck I turn but nothing's there The walls they seem to swell The crimson ceiling bowing down I hear the stirring echoes Nearly deafened by the sound Then, there it stands before me A spirit that has no soul No face to make resemblance But someone that I know The terror that has haunted me Is now i

Pains Recognition
Twisting, I wind in through the familiar……. Staring, so strangely Into oblivion Curious…… At this cost? What will be delivered……? If only those words would have meant just a little bit…. More….. .... Now in one breath, one conscious decision I left behind the doubt that hides beneath the burden But in those tears, she cried I could taste her confusion- Behind the bitter sweet taste of regret lies the illusion .... So dream of a place, as you drift away Anywhere at all, anywhere to escape Know now. What was done, for some it is hard to take But for her it truly meant Every god damn thing For her it took Everything….. Away .... Bitter sweet as she shared her thoughts of regret And how she feels like she has…. Nothing to live for, nothing at all left If only at those times, there would be no submission If only in this life, w

This Is Insanity
There is a price to pay For the mistakes you make To discover what you do It will always come back to you I couldn't see it before Hiding behind closed doors When you step outside yourself You wear the face of someone else Breaking your fall from grace Killing this empty space Like a thorn in your side It puts a dent in your pride No one believes you now It caught up with you somehow When the wind blew out your flame Your life would never be the same In the moment of madness Under your angry skies You are not what you feel For the shadows Darken the depths of your eyes No one Nothing is real This is insanity

Can We Recapture
In every heart there is regret But they soon repair and don't forget The deepest songs that life then fears Through the pain Through the years These are the thoughts that I conceal Though my eyes can't hide the way I feel There are no Angels at my side I am weak I am tired I am afraid of what I see When my world is safe What I dream I do not shed a single tear When I sleep You are here Can we recapture The life we knew??

..............
An unfortunate time In an awkward breath While replaying old decisions In the back of my head These precious little memories That I've tried to forget Have helped me realize that your weakness Is my best friend

Ok Lets Seee...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I could care less what people think of me 2. I find hope in being lost. 3. Ive been homeless for a year.. but its been fun. 4. Im afraid of climbing down a mountain after climbing up it. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. Because of past issues Some and i mean SOME men frighten me. 7. In Michigan im considered Mexican.. In NY im black.. go figure? 8. I find peace in disorganization.. but can also be a neat freak. 9. I dont gotta lie to kick it.. take it or leave it its me. 10. I love bagels! im tagging the following Jai Moet hollz cannibal Nicole

Little Dreamer
I posted this simply because Sherry didnt impose it on anyone, and it was based on chance so I wanted to see what it said. ================== RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Crawling Back HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? In dreams WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Got What You Need HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Classical Thump WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Til the End of Time WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Good to be Bad WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I'll Never Tell (LOL!) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Im Hurtin (wtf) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Dream Baby WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? A Show of Hands WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? The Deeper the Love WH

Poem Just Another Fubar Whore Lmfao..
Just another fubar whore by sexy sweet and I lol.. just another day to walk through the fubar door oh my my here is another one in traing a fubar whore walkin in and saying you are cute.. better watch out or she will give you the boot wow walking in a lounge to look around to see and low and behold the fu whore is free dont matter if you are man or woman .. all she wants is her auto 11 dont matter what gender she wants the bling but all the pervs only want to give her ding a ling dont forget the tickers and happy hours or fans she got she will get fu perved and spread her fu legs allot tittie shots for all to see.. but the beaver shots they aint free the pervs get a free ticked to see to ride the whore train playboy, hustler gots nothing on fu they are cheap and its there gain.. its fu lovin she needs.. its that fu drama train she feeds the drama drama drama ohhhhh myyyyy she wants to be fu famous spread her legs and fly its mike the hottie she wants to see .. but he

How To Identify A Turkish Guy With Others?
U r a beautiful girl? or no need to be beautiful, just make sure that u r sexy as hell, as erotic as possible, u will get some shit like these below examples from Turkish pigs wherever ur pics r ^^ I don't really believe that those Turks would have enough intelligence to appreciate cuteness. They're like damn cancer. No matter where I join in the internet those retarded Turks find me and start to send those stupid messages. Even when I joined some Caribbean community... mostly blacks in there so guess who sent me the first message in there? This dick... From turkish_pilot32m 16 Dec, 2008 hii how are ı am from ın turkey ı am working soldiar pilot ı am 32 ı am stil single my add. pilot31ant2005m@hotmail.com and my yahoo add. turkish_pilot32m@yahoo.com and my ddick 25 cm big and long and vascular hii baby They're either horny brainless idiots who can't say anything else than... benbrik sanoo (1:20): you have cam benbrik sanoo (1:21): you like sex

No Rest For The Wicked
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Fuck You HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? wanted dead or alive WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Know HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Lolo WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Revolution WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Blacken the Cursed Sun WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Honking Antelope (?) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? You Make Me Real WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Sweet Thing WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Dead and Bloated WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Vendetta WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I put a spell on you WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? California Love WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDI

Before He Cheats
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Santeria HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? waiting on the world to change WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Ohio is for lovers (wtf) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Stupid girl WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Stairway to heaven WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Nothing left to lose WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Welcome to the black Parade WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Lovefool (lmao) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? celebrity skin WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Why don't you get a job o_O WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Wake up call WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Living dead girl (lmao) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE

That's Right... I Have The Balls To Say It..
RELIGION is for the SIMPLE MINDED.... those that cannot grasp the concept of life in its entirety have relied upon imaginary friends to make themselves feel better about their stupidity. This is truth.... Argue it if you want, it will only expose further weakness. How does it feel to know you have based your entire life around a fucking comfort blanket? Just like a favorite childhood play thing. Too bad we can't put the nursery rhymes down and actually do something with ourselves.

Taggle
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have lived alone for more than half my life. 2. There are three words that for certain give me goose bumps in a great way. 3. I used to have a maid about 27 years ago until i started dating her. It just felt like marriage then. 4. I can't pop a wheelie to save my life. 5. As i've gotten older i've cut way back on red meat. 6. I haven't been on a date in almost a year and a half. 7. When i was 18 i took fiddle lessons. I was crap at it. 8. I have lived in a city of 100k plus for 15 years and know about ten people. 9. I haven't eaten or drank anything with caffeine in it in over 7 years. 10. I'm an excellent cook bu

I Was Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I get sick when i see dead fish. 2. I don't like cabinet doors left open. 3. I have been a hairdresser for 10 years 4. I have 6 cats. 2 more and i officially a cat lady..lol 5. I don't like romance movies. 6. the oldest guy i dated was 49, when i was 22. 7. Japanasee food is my favorite. 8. I can get drunk off of 3 beers. 9. I didn't meet my father till i was 31 years old. 10. I never lived out of the state of Ga. southernsweet99, Miss Thang, Who's your Daddy, Nicholas, ~kk~

To No One But Everyone
Whats the point in asking someone for thier opinion and then getting angry with them when they dont agree? If you dont want to hear what they have to say~~ DONT ASK!! I am fed up with people wanting my advice or view of something and when its not what they want to hear, they get mad at me. My responsibility to my friends isnt to kiss thier butts. Its to be honest with them. Stop trying to make me feel bad for being honest with you. You dont need me to justify your actions or opinions. Or do you? "Maybe if Eric says its ok to do it, then it must be ok to do so or say so." Stop using me as your morality meter. Are you that unsure of yourself and your opinions and beliefs that you need someone else to justify them for you? We arent going to always agree. But if you cant justify your actions or words on your own, then maybe you need to ask yourself why. When I agree, it's "Eric your so wise". Yet when I have a difference of opinion, all of the sudden I am the bad

Tag
Instructions......(I was tagged by Bravo and Jacqui dammit! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a freckle in side my left eye 2. I love peanut butter,jelly,mayo and ham sandwiches. 3. My right boob is bigger than my left..lol 4. I fell out the window into a rose bush when I was 2 yrs old. 5. I have never bowled 6. I was shot in the face with a bb gun and had to have the bb cut out. 7. I'm stoled a car when I was 15. 8. I lived in Mexico once. 9. I love Starbucks! 10. I love subtitled black and white films.

Shuffle
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I Want to Fuck You HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Good Directions WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Ms. New Booty (lmao) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? She Ain't Right WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? All She Wrote WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Monkey Wrench WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Where's the Love? (:/) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? When I'm Gone WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? I Hate Everything About You WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? When You're Gone WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? These Days WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? War Pigs WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? What Do Ya Think About Th

Fucking Matches
I leave on Monday to go back to Central America with J, my friend/lover/photographer/cook/travel partner extraordinaire. After a few days in Belize, we'll take a ferry to Honduras, where we'll stay on an island for the bulk of the trip. Then we'll travel across Guatemala, back to Belize, and (sadly) fly back to this wretched cold spot on the 11th of March. J is obsessed with whale sharks, hence the Honduras destination. I'm just obsessed with warm weather, sunshine, and nude snorkeling. But I admit I'm a bit intrigued about the possibility of swimming with these whale shark creatures. I called my grandmother the other day to wish her a happy 91st birthday and tell her about my upcoming trip. "Sugar, I don't think you should swim with whale sharks. They'll eat you." "No, grandma. They only eat plankton." "Sure, but if one accidentally swallows you, you probably won't get out." She might have a point, but I'm undeterred. What did Jonah do to get out of the whale

Pouring Rain
Pouring Rain Left like a child on the doorstep Of and abandoned home In the darkness of the night In this basket all alone The thunder clapping hard The gale unrelenting and violent A note pinned to my blanket Was a blank piece of parchment This is how I was left by you Like a thief in the night you disappeared Now my dreams are plagued By all of the worst I have feared You pursued what you wanted That pursuit led you far away Now I stare at the blank spot in my bed I have become a miserable pathetic display I long to feel your touch again That kiss that drenches my soul Feel your skin pressed to mine But this emptiness is taking it’s toll As I turn to cold hard stone Unable to bear all of this pain I can no longer see through the hopelessness As I am batter by The Pouring Rain

Ode To Haters..........................
SHALL I ATTEMPT TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE UR OFFENDED BY THESE EYES OR MAYBE ITS THE WAY I WALK WHEN I SWAY THESE HIPS THE MEN ALL TALK REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES AND MINE ARE SPECIAL NOT FROM THIS PLANET IM TALKING EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL GRIT YOUR TEETH, TALK YOUR TRASH I COULD CARE LESS, YOU CAN KISS MY A**

Meaning Behind My Tattoos
TIGER Tigers are associated with power, ferocity, passion and sensuality, beauty and speed, cruelty and wrath. The appearance of a tiger in a dream may signal that new power or passion may awaken within you. KOI The Koi as a symbol represents perseverance in the face of adversity and strength of character or purpose. The Carp can also represents wisdom, knowledge, longevity, and loyalty. In tattoo imagery, especially in combination with flowing water, the koi symbolizes courage, achievement, and overcoming life’s obstacles. THE LOTUS ‘God’s favourite flower’ – the lotus has earned such a reputation by appearing front and centre in religious myths around the world. Considered to be perfection in form, the lotus has been associated with many creation myths. With its radiating petals, the lotus connotes the ‘divine vulva’ that gave birth to the gods and goddesses of ancient religions. These deities are often depicted in the company of this pristine flower. It becam

St. Baldrick's 2009
Hey everyone, It's that time of year again, time to get Bald!! For those of you who have known me a couple of years, this is old hat, but for my new "friends," or for others who may be hearing of this for the first time, here goes. Every year, around St. Patrick's Day, I participate in an event called St. Baldrick's Day, wherein otherwise normal people shave their heads in an act of Solidarity with children who have cancer. The unique thing about this event is that ALL money raised goes to research of various kinds of CHILDHOOD cancer, and ONLY childhood cancer. This will be my eighth year participating in this event, making me (I believe) the only Shavee to lose his locks every year we have had an event in Pittsburgh, PA. So far, through the first 7 year, I have raised around $10,000, and would like to better me yearly average this year. You may ask why I do this, and so I will tell. Back in 1999, my little brother, Erich Andrew "Andy" Beck, was diagnosed with cancer,

Tag... Thanks Beauty & The Mess
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I paint when I am pissed off. And people actually want to buy those paintings 2. I love to cook and I am good at it, I love to experiment with food. 3. I play the cello, 4. I have been dancing since i was 2 5. I love a clean house and i am strick about it 6. I have been told that I have the biggest heart. I will give and give and give. And most of the time I get walked all over. 7. I have broken almost every bone in my body atleast once 8. I have dyslexia. So I dont like to read and I cant spell to save my life 9. I dont watch to much tv. But I will watch CSI 10. I thrive to be a good mom to my 2

To Every Guy . . .
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

My Hero
Dad We all have heroes One we wish we could be Mine is my dad He's a hero to me When He is scared He doesn't run and hide He stands up for what he believes Showing nothing but pride we share the same genes and suffer the same fate where he learned to love I learned to hate his courage is uncanny his fight is unreal I want to be like him I want to feel he has managed to turn bad into good I am trying to be like him I know that I could my hero is my dad he is the real McCoy I love him to death my hero named dad

Sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T

Its All Over (q And A)
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? its all over HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? my life WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? fear HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? breaking the habit WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? nothing else matters WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? lets go lol WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? that was just your life WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? violence fetish WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? boom WHAT IS 2 + 2? love is WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? h.b. headbuster WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? i cant sleep WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? on my own WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? from the inside WHAT WILL YOU DANCE

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! 1 A shrimp's heart is in its head. 2 The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 3 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 4 Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 5 If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 6 In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere. 7 A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 8 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 9 Most lipstick contains fish scales. 10 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 11 If you sneeze too hard,

Very Important And True
VIRUS WARNING!! There is a BAD virus going around fubar! DO NOT open ANY mail that has a YOUTUBE video in it! If you have already opened it, DO NOT click on it, just delete it! Even if it is from your #1 friend, DELETE it!! Once you get this virus, it will automatically start sending the video to everyone on your friends list! When you restart your PC, it will auto log you into fubar and start generating PMs to everyone! Please REPOST the hell out of this so that everyone will know!

Banned From Wal-mart...
BANNED FROM WAL-MART... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After one man retired, his wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women - she loved to browse. One day, the wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Smith, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Smith are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's

Tag, I'm It.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat more junkfood than any human should. 2. My foot bounces A LOT when I'm thinking. 3. I'm having a hard time with this because I'm multitasking like a bitch. 4. Favorite movies: Clockwork Orange, Phantom of the Opera, Juno. 5. I spend more time online than you'd believe. 6. I can type about 65 wpm. 7. I twitch a lot. 8. I say a lot of internet lingo in real life. (lulz, brb, etc.) 9. I have a horrid memory (For example, I was supposed to go to the library this morning to print out a W2 and totally forgot. 10. I've logged more hours in Vampirefreaks flashchat than most of the people than most people could hand

Time After Time ..interesting. Blame Cc
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Feel The Silence HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Sugar Pie Honey Bunch {LMAO} WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Lips Of An Angel HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? When You Touch Me WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Rockstar {LOL} WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? I Could Get Used To This WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Sweetest Sin. {LOL} WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Baby Love {haha} WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Devil In Disguise WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The One WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? He can't Quit Her {WTH?} WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Why WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Extraordinary

The End Of The Raven
The End of the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor, "There is nothing I like more." Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth - "Nevermore." While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I c

Im Tagged! I Was Tagged By Henny-rainbow Stomps)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love the old Hollywood. 2. I got married in Las Vegas 3. Im german and my middle name is HANS 4. I live with my cat Kelly and my dog Verdell 5. I love Sauerbraten, Knoedel and Salad 6. i love Jogging. I do at least 10 miles a day 7. my nickname is Ewer and i know in San Francisco there is a street named Ewer 8. I visited Hollywood because i read a Bob Woodward book. It was about John Belushi 9. I love Harleys and dont like driving cars 10. I like the music of Fritz Wunderlich and the paintings of Bob Ross Krissy, Pumpkin Seed, Filly,Cutie, Nae Nae

You Know You're Living In 2009 When......
You Know You're Living In 2009 When...... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laug

Cause Karma's Bitch Tagged My Ass.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order 1. I am a paranormal investigator for a group in the area I live and i volunteer at the local animal shelter. 2. I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order 3. I am German, Irish, Cherokee, and Israeli 4. I repair and restore old Jukeboxes 5. I am scared to let my guard down 6. I am anemic, my last tattoo I had to pay the guy extra to finish it, he wanted to stop half way through. 7. I am fascinated with how serial killers mind's work. 8. I collect old books, music instruments, Horror movie memorabilia and nutcrackers 9. My two fears in life are Clowns

Help Wanted Apply Within
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!" The man said,"You can't be serious. I could ne ver shoot my wife." The agent said,"Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, o

Finger Eleven - "paralyzer"
Finger Eleven - "PARALYZER" I hold on so nervously To me and my drink I wish it was cooling me But so far has not been good It's been shitty And I feel awkward as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing Since I thought of you and me Well I am imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place [Chorus] Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you I want to make you move Because you're standing still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you I hold out for one more drink Before I think I'm looking too desperately But so far has not been fun I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully Be closed in three weeks That will be cool with me Well, I'm still imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place [Chorus] x 3 You'll probably move right through me on my way to you You'll probably move right through me on my

Another Venting
Why is it a bad thing to remove the Illeagle aliens? They take jobs, fill schools, crowd citys, and bitch about their rights. As I see it, If it is Illeagle to be here....they have no rights, for they are not citizens. Throw them out....they dont have to go home, but they cant stay here. Go sheriff Joe!

Dreamy Friends
Dreams have their ways of incorporating themselves into daily life whether I like it or not. Sometimes it's a matter of hilarity, how stupid can I be. Other times it's more reflective. I have this friend who, no matter what I say, can turn a situation around into something positive. Dreary as it may seem, there are positive forces behind it. Kinda reminds me of what my mom used to say, 'the fates are always conspiring in your favor'. I suppose I should stop redefining my life and let it define itself, and fate will take me where I'm supposed to be. I shall stop worrying and believe. (still fighting on what to believe in but that's another blog). Just wanted to say thank you to my dearest love, you know who you are, for opening my mind. His words are powerful! Should anyone in this lifetime make a better friend, I'd be amazed!!!!

Leaving This S***hole Site....
Over the past few months I started coming to a conclusion that this site has become more of a problem than a solution of my boredom!! I use to enjoy rating people and doing it often mainly to help them as I helped myself very little. Most of those people would never give the same respect back, such is life. Cause if they are the beggars and users on this site I can only imagine how they are in real life!! As to me rating I use to rate nearly if not more than 5000 pics a day....the only time I may of seen that number ever returned were on my HH's which there was 2 I bought for myself. I did yes receive some bling and for the most part I did put out more in that department at least 2 to 1 since bling became a thing here. Most recently it became an issue with a few on here which I'll keep nameless cause those people like the attention so why give those types more!! Also, the Bouncers, owners and friends of.... have became a pain in the ass!! I was told don't complain about them why

It's D&d
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Y'all want a single HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Teenager WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Bleeding Mascara HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Fully Alive WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Weed with Willy WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? I Play Dead WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Dr. Stephen WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? All the Same WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? What I Got WHAT IS 2 + 2? Another Brick in the Wall WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Beautiful People WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Time After Time WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Aenema WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Kiss WHAT WILL YO

My Time Is Now
My time is now I have never come this far I've never been able to look back I have never come this far And I'll never turn back Hello to you, Been a while Have you ever seen my smile? I'm living on, past the end with a crippled life to mend Something I won’t pretend ---------------------------------------------------- 'Cause my time is now Taking control and it never felt better 'Cause my time is now My heart is whole I'm dreaming my dreams But living what was meant to be After a frozen war ---------------------------------------------------- Perfection is mystification But a shimmer can burn bright You can't control A lowly soul But such a thing does not exist So I've been through a thousand cries And if that makes one laugh Then I can drop my guise And deem the pain worthwhile And I may not know what lies ahead such uncertain fate fear could spread and still mean nothing against strong tides -------------------------

Destroyer Of Families
They lie and tear families apart. I had to deal with them for years, beginning when my neighbors reported me to them when I first lived in Pittsfield. I moved to Hermon, and yet another neighbor called them. All because my children were playing outside for a few minutes and I was not in sight. Once you get DHHS in your life, you are stuck untill they close the case. I made the mistake of mentioning my personal life to them and I begun to be under constant scrutiny. Sure I made some bad choices in men, but none of them EVER sexually harmed my children. Yet when the girls were taken from me in November of 2004, that was one of the reasons. Improper supervision was another reason...but with those two things alone, I was accused of putting them in jeopardy. My oldest child, Ariane, had problems for years. For years all I got was that she was mentally retarded. Noone had told me she had ADHD, which causes children to be impulsive. Oh no...my girls were not diagnosed untill DHHS took them an

Todays Screwing Lol
well lets see today i renewed my vip due to the fact that i got a new debit card and so the numbers were diffrent so i had to change it all up onn here so i wouldnt get charged with a non fund fee or some shit . but anyways i renewed the hubbys first and i noticed it made his leveling points go down so i wrote my points down before i renewed mine and well i had 2,701,652 to go and after i renewed it it showed i had 2,748,160 to go a diffrence of 46,508 what the hell why did it add to my points to go and not take away from it so i guess basicly i got screwed and it didnt even feel good lol so take screen shots offten so u have proof that you had whatever lol so have a blessed day

Happy Hour Wednesday Feb 25th!!
It's Time For A Happy Hour!! WEDNESDAY Feb 25Th @ 6pm FUTIME 7pm Mountain 8pm Central 9pm EST She doesn't have far to go to God Mother.. LiPsPaRaLyZeR@ fubar Come see why they call her lips.. Click on the link above or the pic below..

Bag Tagged.... Again
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm supposed to be workin... but waste alot of my day on this site... but we all knew that. 2. I have personally met a couple of Fu people, but wish to meet more. 3. I have a camel toe fetish. I like seeing a pretty pussy under tight panties...don't know why... i just do! 4. My throat has been sore for 3 weeks with a cough and I'm finally thinking I should go to the doctor. 5. I have had four threesomes and one foursome in my life. 6. I am a closet webcam slut and like to have fun with friends on cam. 7. I have to piss really bad right now! 8. I would love to try swinging or swapping, but don't think my

Ive Been Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by Rainbow stomps) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a huge flirt. 2. I have a weiner dog that is old as dirt but is cool as hell. 3. I drink coffee by the gallon. 4. My ear is looks funny because I was shot in it (I mean really, who gets shot in the ear?). 5. I love to drive 6. I am a huge fan of beer 7. I lived in Canada for 7 years when I was a kid. 8. I am a mason. 9. Im a huge history geek. 10. I love trisket crackers.

Legg Salute Week Blingbux Bonanza
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Im Giving Shawty A Hot Dicking....
because she tagged me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im addicted to old time radio shows, old sitcoms and coffee. 2. i cant pinch people and pick things up with my toes 3. i always have great hopes and plans to do things, but they never seem to work out 4. i have a secret ambition to be a rock star 5. i want my house clean, but i want someone else to clean it =] 6. i think i will either be famous or infamous one day 7. i dont have alot of friends in real life because im afraid to open up to people 8. I love to bake, but (refer to question 5) cause i make a mess lmaoo 9. i love painting even though im not very good at it, w

Tag I'm It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have flown across the country by myself over 30 times, starting at age 12. 2. I started going to college when I was 16... and still haven't graduated. 3. I've never puked from drinking in my life, and have binged heavily. 4. Rode the gravitron 15 times in a row a few years ago and still didn't hurl. 5. The crazy patients I deal with actually make me enjoy my job more. 6. I got my first guitar when I was 13 and still play it daily even though it sucks. 7. I am a magnet for crazy women. 8. I have been told I'm "too nice". 9. There are very few times when I do not speak my mind, I'm like an open bo

A Roomier American Dream And Wrecking My Paper News
“While some people are struggling to keep their homes, the vast majority of Americans still have plenty to be thankful for when they walk through the front door. In 1950 the typical new American house had one floor with 1,000 square feet, two bedrooms, and one bathroom – and even that bungalow was beyond many people’s means. Nearly half of Americans didn’t own their homes, and more than a third of homes lacked complete plumbing facilities. Today, more than two thirds of Americans own their homes, and the typical new house has two floors, at least three bedrooms, two and a half baths, and more than 2,200 square feet of space for the family.” And in our “typical new house” (I don’t know what the square footage is, but it’s considered two and a half floors since we also have a basement doubling as living space) I have a sick son who threw up for the second night in a row – his aunt Mary told me yesterday when she called me at work that Jeffrey said his bed sheet was “icky” from wh

She Must Special
Normally I wouldn't even consider going along with one of these chainletteresque activities butt since its Karma I will for her cuz I love her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order- 1. I wish my dick was bigger, not only longer butt fatter, like as fat as my arm with a tip as big as my fist. 2. When I get annoyed and or frustrated by people and/or situations it makes my skin feel itchy. 3. I desire to be dominated by a hot female wearing an SS officer's uniform butt I dont want to be tied up or made to suck any strapon dildos just spanked and smothered by tits and asssth and possibly peed on. 4. I have to go to w

Never Alone..
May the angels protect you Trouble neglect you And heaven accept you when its time to go home May you always have plenty Your glass never empty And know in your belly You¹re never alone May your tears come from laughing You find friends worth having With every year passing They mean more than gold May you win but stay humble Smile more than grumble And know when you stumble You're never alone Never alone!!! Never alone!!! I'll be in every beat of your heart When you face the unknown Wherever you fly It isn't goodbye My love will follow you, stay with you Baby you're never alone I have to be honest As much as I want it I’m not gonna promise the cold winds won't blow So when hard times have found you And your fears surround you Wrap my love around you You're never alone My love will follow you, stay with you BABY YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!!!! (this is a beautiful song called NEVER ALONE by Jim Brickman & featuring Lady Antebellum)...

Should I Start Freaking Out Now?
I work for a health insurance company. I telecommute from home. My office is in Oregon, I live in Arizona. The only reason they allowed me to move so far away was because we also have an office in Scottsdale, AZ so I was within a 100 mile radius. We were informed today that we will no longer be doing business in Arizona. The office will be closed and the employees given a severance package. Technically, I work for the Arizona company, but that happened only after I moved here. Prior to that I was working for the Oregon company. I am about to lose my mind. Should I start to freak out now? Should I wait until I hear officially if I am going to be among those being let go or they are going to let me keep working from home? I think they should let me keep working from home, at least until I mess up so bad that they say I have to work from the office again- then I would have to chose whether to move back to Oregon or lose my job. I am just really worried right

Masscontrolgiveaway
MassControlGiveAwayIn his latest product Mass Control, Frank Kern teaches you how he can make a whopping 275 times more than the average from utilizing his powerful email marketing strategies.I strongly encourage you guys to watch the Mass Control videos. The FREE content in these videos are even better than most of the $347 courses and $1000 seminars I have been to. And I’ve been to plenty.Frank’s concept of Mass Control lies in ONE big idea. It is an ideas so big that I’ve never looked at list building and e-mail marketing the same way ever again.His big idea is this: The money isn’t in the list. The money is in the RELATIONSHIP you have with that list. Ok stop reading and let that idea sink in.Do you see the massive impact that this one idea can have for your entire email-marketing strategy?Mass Control teaches you the ways of ‘Seductive Selling’, to build such a great relationship with your list that they can’t help but give you money since you’re a trusted friend who can solve all

Weiner
This message is brought to you by Oscar Myer. Because we all wish we could be one. Well work is getting better. Think we only hit about 100 calls in queue. Which is pretty good. They want average handle time down to 12 minutes. And for this quater I have mine down to 11 minutes. But my acw is too much. Oh well you win some you lose Some. Gio and I went to work out last night mainly did cardio. Since my arm is still hurting from trying to donate plasma. That was painful experience. Shoulda remebered that my veins are tricky. The nurse said they kept hiding. Oh well got a bruised up -junkie looking- arm and 20 bucks

Grr! I Hate Being Tagged
Hrmph Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I have a knot on my forehead from where I ran into a porch light...and I wasn't drunk 2- I'm broken, I no longer believe in Love..I think it's just convenience given a pretty name 3- I don't want to be fixed, I don't want to Love another 4- I'm smarter than anyone gives me credit for 5- I refuse to show it, I'd rather act stupid and have fun than be respected for my intelligence 6- I'm a procrastinator and very laz otherwise I'd have 6 degrees by now 7- I have more going for me than I'll allow people to know, I've refused to share my private life for months now...and don't intend to change that

Taggy Taggy
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i have a social anxiety problem. 2. I have a skin condition that makes it so I can not use most detergents, lotions, and soaps. 3. Because of that skin condition i can only use soap on my skin once every other day (which really sucks...) 4. I have body dismorphic disorder apparently (got diagnosed long ago..) but i don't agree 5. i love camping 6. I love animals more than people 7. I love shoes but don't like wearing them 8. I hate shopping 9. I love the weather channel 10. I have more male friends than female. I tag... whoever hasn't done it

My Own Personal Jesus
Religion, of any form, is of no consequence to me. I’ve never had a taste or craving for a big spoonful of Jesus, though people have attempted to airplane a few in at various points in my life. I think this is partially due to the fact that my parents didn’t attend church or force any sort of religious deals on my brother and me growing up. It was also, in part, due to their hippy –I wanna live free- lifestyle. God, Jesus, and the good book had too many rules, man. Besides, Sunday was pops’ day to drive to the Florida line for his daily dose of alcohol (no alcoholic beverages are sold in Georgia on Sundays). Yay for family functions!! I can’t condemn them for that. If anything, this was one of the few things I can praise them for…how different I would’ve turned out if I had been raised in a typical God-fearing, Bible-thumping, intolerant to a fault Southern family. Why, I wouldn’t be the perfectly_inked or PI for short that you all barely know today. I shudder as I realize that I j

Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. hummm where to start..welli can do just 10 so I will try to keep it short LOL 1. I come up with nick names for about everyone I know 2. Laughter is my life, if you cant take a joke...we will NOT get along. 3. Im OCD and ADHA and count EVERYTHING and it has to come out to an even number. 4. There are 3 words that when said around me literaly make me gag...*bleh* 5. When things make me really happy I sait "its like Christmas" or "it taste like happy"...dont ask lol 6. Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 7. I use alot o

This Is All Witchies Fault!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't drink at bars. 2. I'm my own best friend. 3. I only got pregnant once every 8 years. 4. I only drink Dr. Pepper. 5. I have signed my autograph for more than 10 people. 6. I'm having a steamy love affair with my cat Charlie. 7. I have a big ceramic pig in my room. 8. I own a press pass. 9. I can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. 10. I am a Notary Public for the State of Oregon. Now, who's next?

Happy Birthday Remix..(i Wrote It When I Turned 17)
Happy Birthday to me i wish i was dead I'm nothing I'm sorry for it all the smell of suicide is in the air tonight it's in the wind Happy Birthday to me i wish i could turn back time regain innocence fallow my intention through this time Happy Birthday to me, Alyssa happy is gone darkness and depression has sunk through anger is here I'm broken way more than you think Happy Birthday to me..... what happened to the life i had i can't find who i used to be Happy Birthday.....I'm now 17.

Mass Control Give Away Download
Mass Control Give Away DownloadMass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into.I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working

Tag Im It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am secretly Becky Homeecky...I can cook your socks off! 2. Rarely are people allowed to truly know me 3. I have flown in a plane but never landed in one 4. My left hip can be popped out of socket easily 5. I have died twice...always said i will do anything twice 6. I have a serious panty fetish...the more the merrier my drawer must have atleast 60 pairs 7. Since everyone wants to know and asks...they are a 38 HH (you know what I'm talking about) 8. I will drink a bottle of Crown in one sitting 9. I played Rizzo in my high school musical 10. I hate my eyes...everyone else thinks they are great

Camping
I haven't been camping in over 4 years... I am going camping from March 18-22.. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED! I bought a tent yesterday oh.. and a propane 2 burner camp stove and a new air mattress.. and a lantern.. hehe

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try

I'm It? Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am from a large family of 6 Brothers and 3 Sisters. My brothers taught me the most about life. 2. I have moved 16 times in 20 years. 3. I write HTML to relax and calm down. 4. I got my JDW name from finsihing a 1.75 liter of Jack Daniels in 4 hours. I then slept for 2 days. 5. I refuse to answer my cell phone. If you want me to answer...text me. 6. I am the worst driver unless I am mad... 7. I come off as un-approchable at bars on purpose. I hate idle conversation. 8. Intelligence is a huge turn on for me...HUGE! 9. I travel to Norway for Love. 10. I can be callous and cruel and

Tony's Chicken Fingers With Sweet Mustard
Tony's Chicken Fingers with Sweet Mustard (Pat and Gina Neely) Ingredients Peanut oil, for frying 2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts 3 eggs 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 cups panko bread crumbs 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon lemon-pepper 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper Honey Mustard, recipe follows Directions Preheat oil to 350 degrees F. Cut the chicken breasts into long strips and set aside. Beat the 3 eggs in a separate bowl and measure the flour into another separate dish. Measure the panko into a pie plate or shallow bowl and season with garlic powder, lemon-pepper, cayenne, salt and pepper. Dip the chicken strips into the flour, the beaten egg and then dredge them into the seasoned panko. Fry in the hot peanut oil for 6 to 8 minutes, until golden brown, and remove to a paper towel lined sheet tray. Serve with honey mustard sauce. Honey Mustard: 1/2 cup Dijon mustard 1/2 cup honey 2 tables

Pats Spicy Chicken Wings
Pat's Spicy Chicken Wings Ingredients Spicy Chicken Seasoning Ingredients: 1 tablespoon seasoning salt 1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes 2 teaspoons black pepper 2 teaspoons cayenne pepper 2 teaspoons poultry seasoning 1 teaspoon lemon-pepper 12 whole chicken wings, cut in 1/2 at the joint Spicy Chicken Batter: 2 eggs 2 tablespoons hot sauce 1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 2 cups all-purpose flour Vegetable oil, to fry Dipping Sauce, recipe follows Directions In a small bowl whisk together seasoning salt, red pepper flakes, black pepper, cayenne pepper, poultry seasoning, and lemon pepper. Reserve 2 tablespoons in a separate bowl. Rinse chicken wings in cold water and place into a shallow baking dish. Sprinkle the wings evenly with the seasoning, and let them marinate, covered and chilled, for 1 hour. Whisk eggs, hot sauce, red pepper flakes, black pepper, and cayenne pepper into a medium size mixin

Asparagus With Bbq Butter
Asparagus with BBQ Butter (Pat and Gina Neely) Ingredients 2 pounds large asparagus, trimmed 1 teaspoon Neelys BBQ seasoning, recipe follows 1 tablespoon olive oil Salt and pepper Directions Barbecue butter 1 tablespoon Neelys BBQ seasoning, recipe follows 1 stick butter, slightly softened Break off ends of asparagus. For the butter: Mix rub into butter. Spread the butter mixture lengthwise across a piece of plastic wrap. Roll the butter up tightly into a log and twist the ends. Refrigerate. Preheat grill. If using a stovetop grill, use medium-high heat. Gently toss asparagus with seasoning, oil and salt and pepper, to taste. Grill asparagus until tender, turning once, about 6 minutes. Serve with barbecue butter. Neelys BBQ Seasoning 4 ounces paprika 2 ounces white sugar 1 teaspoon onion powder Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 6 months.

Apparently, I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm terrified of frogs 2. I have obsession with rubbing and tracing a persons cold ears 3. My dad broke my nose when I was 12 on purpose 4. I still save the crunchberries for last when I eat Captn Crunch 5. I'm slowly learning I am a beautiful girl worthy of love and happiness *with a little help * 6. I enjoy guy on guy porn 7. Mommie Dearest is my all time favorite movie 8. I once smashed a girls head into the school bus window because she called me a bitch 9. I attempted suicide when I was 12 and my grandmother saved me 10. I would go insane without the Fu and my friends I have made here.

About Me
1, I love Harleys, own 4 of them 2. I LOVE snow 3. I am down to earth, enjoy the simple things in life. 4. I love long haired guys, n bald headed men, I know wierd 5. I have 2 sons, 1 grandson, 6. I work in a Porn Store 7. I am a natural blonde, and very intelligent 8. I grew up in a childrens home 9. I retired from Mental Health after 14 years of service... 10. I am 52 years old

Lazy Sunday Mimosa
Lazy Sunday Mimosa (Pat and Gina Neely) Ingredients 1/2 cup pink sanding sugar 1 (750-ml) bottle brut Champagne 4 tablespoons pineapple juice 4 tablespoons blood orange juice 2 tablespoons orange liqueur (recommended: Grand Marnier) Directions Dip the rims of the champagne flutes in water. Dip again in the sanding sugar. Divide Champagne between 2 glasses. Add half of both juices to each glass and top with orange liqueur.

Tony411...do You Know Him?
What we are doing is giving a fantastic man credit where credit is due. Tony411 has gone out of his way to help his closest friends in every way possible. He is the sweetest, most caring man on Fubar, and an amazing friend. Click the picture to go to Tony's Page!!! Take a few minutes out of your busy day, and stop by his page and fan, rate, add, bling, or even crush him. If anyone on this site deserves it he does!! This unbelievable man is so close to Prophet that it would be appreciated if you would rate him hard and see if we can get him there!!! When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.- Helen Keller

My Dearest & Nearest Friend-add-fan-rate Him!
CALLING ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!! BELOW YOU WILL SEE A VERY NEAR AND DEAR FRIEND OF MINE THAT HAS ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A SHORT TIME. WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO TO GET EVERYONE TO HIS PAGE AND ADD/FAN/RATE HIM??? HE NEEDS YOUR HELP! EMAIL ME IF YOU GO AND ADD/RATE/FAN HIM...AND I WILL DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU :-) LOTS OF LOVE!!! fuzzball@ fubar ***MY VERY NEAR AND DEAR FRIEND****** *****THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPS HIM OUT!!!!******** ********PLEASE REPOST!!!!!*********** *****YOU CAN COME AND SHOW ME LOVE TOO...AND I WILL RETURN ALL LOVE!***** [_]) Crime of P@ssion [_]) **Guilty of Love**(( RR Member))**@ fubar (repost of original by '[_]) Crime of P@ssion [_]) **Guilty of Love**(( RR Member))**' on '2009-02-19 08:54:47') (repost of original by '~Silver Diamond®™~' on '2009-02-19 09:47:57') (repost of original by '~★RedKandy★~' on '2009-02-19 09:54:12')

Still Confused!!
after all these years,I am still confused. WHY does nobody on FUBAR ever want to reply,or return comments,or use shout box????? It really,really confuses me. WHY is it,when we start out,we accept EVERYONE,and really try to reply,then all of the sudden,WE ARE TOO BUSY????????????????? WHY would we simply walk away from talking to someone??? Would we do this if they were right there with us??? HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS GETS TO ME SO MUCH. its the technology age,ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE

Weave A Waste Basket
Weave a Waste Basket Materials: 1/4 flat natural 11/64 flat oval dyed burgundy 3/8 flat dyed green 5/8 flat oval #3 seagrass 7/8 flat natural 1/2 flat dyed navy blue 1/2 flat dyed green (spokes) medium chair cane (lasher) Cut from the 7/8 flat 6 spokes 38" long. Cut from the 1/2 flat 12 spokes 38" long. Mark the centers and soak. Starting with two 7/8 flat spokes, make a cross. Horizontally add three green spokes on each side of the center 7/8 spoke. Vertically add three green spokes on each side of the center 7/8 spoke. Horizontally add a 7/8 spoke on each side of the sets of threes. Vertically add a 7/8 spoke on each side of the sets of threes. Base should measure 8 1/2 x 8 1/2. Place clothespins on each corner. Using 1/4 flat, miter the base. Upset the base. 2 rows 7/8 flat 1 row 1/2 navy 1 row 3/8 green 1 row 11/64 burgundy (flat oval) 1 row 3/8 green 1 row 1/2 navy 1 row 7/8 flat 1 row 3/8 green 1 row navy 1/2 1 row 3/8 gr

Convention Basket
Convention Basket Finished size 5" high x 8" wide x 10" long Base measurements 3 1/2" wide x 6" long Self Made handle: from side to side across top of basket (after lapping ends of handle) length 12" Materials: thick 1/4" flat reed: 16 crosswise spokes - 17" , 10 lengthwise spokes - 20" , 2 for handle - 40" 3/16 " flat oval (weavers for entire basket) 3/8" flat oval 2 for handle support - 15" 3/8" flat oval 2 for bands - 30" #4 round reed 1 for band filler - 27" Medium chair caning for lacing top of basket #2 round reed for twining last rows of basket Weaving Base: Mark center of all spokes and handle spokes on rough side. Wet good. Lay 2 handle spokes vertically on table in front of you forming one 1/2" spoke. Continue combining two 1/4" to make one spoke. You will have 4 crosswise spokes on each side of the handle with 1/4" space between, and you will have 5 lengthwise spokes. Now place your first lengthwise spoke under handle spoke matching centers. W

Tag/serenity Made Me.
Instructions... Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird things,or random facts,or habits about yourself.At the end you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged,listing their names.Dont forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it",and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the same person that tagged you. 1) I love to workout 2) I enjoy watching Nip/Tuck 3) King of Queens is my favorite show. 4) I work for UPS 5) I eat meat/potatoes at least 5 days/week 6) I drink Budweiser lol 7) Im an honest person 8) Im addicted to madden online on my ps3 9) Im 35 yet to be married 10) Im easy to talk to. ps so glad i was forced to post this..NOT lol

Questions To Ponder
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do d

45 Lessons
45 Lessons Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of "The Plain Dealer", Cleveland , Ohio "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Do

Mardi Gras History And Crafts
A History of Mardi Gras Mardi Gras means “Fat Tuesday” in French. It is the day before Ash Wednesday, which is the beginning of the Catholic Lenten season, 40 days of prayer and reflection before Easter. Catholics traditionally “give up” something for Lent, such as chocolate, soft drinks or other bad habits. It is also traditional not to eat meat on Fridays, though fish is allowed. Fat Tuesday, then, was the last big party before the sacrifice of Lent. It marks the end of carnaval season, which is said to begin after Twelfth Night, January 6, which is the day the three wise men are said to have given their gifts to the baby Jesus. Carnaval was around long before explorers made it to the new world, but the celebration came to American in 1699 with the French explorer Iberville. In the 1700s, masked Mardi Gras balls were common in new Orleans, but when the Spanish took control the festivals were banned. In 1827, 25 years after Louisiana became a state, having masked ball

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a vampire movie/book whore 2. I listen to godsmack on repeat daily 3. My arm pits and feet never smell bad, even after sweating at work all day 4. There isnt much difference between me online and in R/L 5. Hi my name is Deacon, and I am a discovery channel addict 6. I have been abstinent for 2 years 7. I am an excellent cook, and actually have prepared meals for 15 men for a month on the boat i work on, 3 times a day, with out any culinary training 8. I put too much thought into everything i do, 100% effort or nothing 9. I havent told a conscious lie in over a decade 10. People have told me th

Button Crafts
About Buttons Buttons have been around for over 4,000 years. They were initially used as decorative elements for garments and weapons, often to distinguish a person’s rank or affiliations. Today, buttons are still an important embellishment for clothing and crafts. In addition to a nearly unlimited array of button designs, there are two basic categories of button construction: Sew-through buttons: Simple disks or flat shapes with two to six holes symmetrically centered for sewing the button to fabric Shank buttons: Buttons without holes that instead have a bar or loop on the back which can be sewn to a garment Within these two classifications, there are thousands of variations of decorative and novelty buttons. [edit]Types of Decorative Buttons Buttons have long been a favorite decorative item because while they are embellishing a piece of clothing, they simultaneously keep the fabric together. Because of this functionality, buttons come in a tremendous range of desig

Rose Crafts
Drying Roses If you want to keep your roses whole, or would like to use the dried petals in a craft like potpourri, you’ll need to dry your flowers. The easiest way to do this is to hang your flowers upside down in a cool, dark place. I like to use a closet to dry my flowers, and it has the extra advantage of scenting any clothes that might be in that closet. Tie a string around the stem of the flower, then tie the other end to a hanger or to the closet rod. Allow the flowers to dry for a couple of weeks before using. I have a few dried roses that have lasted very well for more than five years. Some flowers are not as pretty after drying, but dark colored roses almost always look nice (pink and white roses can turn brown, but they still smell nice). To use the petals, simple pull them off the stem. [edit]Rose Votives If your petals are still fresh, you can decorate votive candle holders with the petals. Choose a plain glass candle holder and a selection of about 2

Douchbag Of The Day Part 6
Fuck, I should actually change this one to "DoucheBag of the Fucking Decade" Unlike some people, this retard can't let shit go that was said a week ago. I forgot about it 10 minutes after it happened. ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stunning one. said: ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stunning one. said: ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stunning one. said: ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stunning one. said: ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stunning one. said: ☠Craven Moorehead~R/L fiancee of KCPilar69☠™ said: Majik Man - Proud Papi - fu-owned by Rebecca, the stun

Fragrance Crafts
About Aromatherapy Aromatherapy is the practice of using pure essential oils to promote an enhanced sense of wellbeing. People have been practicing aromatherapy for thousands of years, but there has recently been a renewed interest in using aromatherapy to create personal care products that offer added therapeutic benefits. If you are interested in learning more about how your can use soap making fragrance oil for aromatherapy, check out the following helpful websites: Aroma Web A World of Aromatherapy Aromatherapy: Taking Charge of Your Health You may also want to consider adding these books to your reference library: The Aromatherapy Bible: The Definitive Guide to Using Essential Oils by Gill Farrer-Halls Aromatherapy A-Z: The Most Comprehensive Guide to Aromatherapy Ever Published by Patricia Davis The Essential Oils Book: Creating Personal Blends for Mind & Body by Colleen K. Dodt [edit]Buying Soap Making Fragrance Oil Soap making fragrance oil and other supplie

Christian Cross Candle
8 Flat Sequins 5 Fabric Roses Foil leaves Glitter glue Pins Candle Lace This candle is so easy to make and can be used for religious occasions, wedding unity candle or even as a Sunday school bible craft. Start by covering your candle with some glitter glue. It only has to be a small dusting of glitter. Take your sequins and thread them onto the pins. Place the pins in a Cross formation in the center of the candle. If your pins will not push in then heat them slightly. Thread the roses onto the pins and place them in a decorative formation along with the foil leaves. If you can not get the foil leaves try pinning on small silk leaves. I finished off the candle with a length of lace glued to the bottom. Wrap the candle up in some cellophane for a wonderful gift. Remember to never leave a candle unattended. Remove the Roses before burning down to the bottom.

Beer Mug Candle
Beer Mug Candle Beer Stein Wax Brown Dye Whipping Wax (Home Made) This Beer Candle is made by pouring a brown wax into a beer stein and adding the froth to the top and drizzling the froth down the sides. Making whipped wax for decorative candles is rather simple when you know how and it can turn a candle into something spectacular. When making your whipping wax add a little extra stearine. I have also added a little corn flour for a whiter look. but you need to be careful as sometimes it lumps. Allow the melted wax to skim over and form a top layer crust, then using your egg whisk, beat up the wax to form a frothy mix. Spoon it onto your candle and allow it to set.

He Pinched My Butt!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I bite my lip when im nervous 2. I cant ride in a vehicle without at least one window (preferably mine)partially down regardless of the weather 3. I have a special pillow and i cant sleep without it 4. I cant eat beans without mayo 5. I have to smell everything before i eat or drink it 6. I hate silence 7. I LOVE purses but never carry one 8. I hate driving over bridges 9. My panties n bra have to match 10. I ALWAYS have to smell good 1.Kevin 2.Dirk' 3.Whisperer 4.Matty 5.Feisty

Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat salads 2. I love to ride motorcycles (mostly with brother) 3. I hate Video games!! 4. They were the main reason for my divorce!! 5. I built my own house¡K Habitat for Humanity.. 800 hrs of hard labor. 6. I cant stand a liar!! 7. I hate filling these out because I don't like talking about myself.. 8. I hate broccoli 9. I am the youngest of 7. 10. hate these type of blogs!! Thanks Motorphreke!! ƒº

Ideas On Budget
Here's an idea! When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and his board of directors gives him a big bonus. Our government should not be immune from similar risks. Therefore: Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members. Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their staff by 25%. Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two steps/two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting. Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include: $44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/ yr.) $97,175,000 for elimination of their staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in

Sea Shell Candle
Sea Shell Candle Square candle mold or Bottom of a milk carton Candle wick Candle wax Optional Candle Dyes Sea Shells How to melt the Wax: Place your required wax amount into the heavy Pan and place it on the heat. Slowly heat the pan till all the wax in your pot melts. Don't allow the wax to get too hot. Adding the Dye: Once you have melted your wax you can add your dye. Add a small amount at a time as it is very strong. Note: When dried the color is much lighter. Getting the wick ready: Dip your wick several times into the melted wax to give it a wax coating to insure it burns evenly. Getting the mold ready: Start by cutting down your milk carton so that your candle mold is of appropriate size for the candle(or use other mold). Next attach your wick to a pencil or length of wood that will sit across the top of your candle mold (top is the open end). Next make a small hole in the bottom of the carton to thread your wick through. Pul

Autumn Candle
These candles are great for decorative candles as they look wonderful sitting on a table top and can even contain leaves from a romantic walk making them sentimental. Take your candle mold and dip your leaves into the hot wax and press it up against the edge of the mold to hold it in place. Drop in your other bulky items such as small twigs, stones or other collected items. Then slowly pour your wax into the mold. Note: Twigs and leaves are flammable and should be placed in the bottom of the candle away from the flame to avoid a potential accident.

Vivid Reality..or Smoke And Mirrors..hmm
Ok, I had this dream last night and was compelled to write about it...interesting this, dark and mysterious as much of my thought process is...here goes. My heartache hangs in a trouble sky. Clouds join the chorus of lightening thrashing down, and the thunders raging sound. Seas rise as does my anxiety of finding out the truth. I'm afraid that when I do the waves will come crashing down, drowning me in sorrow. Oh, what peaceful morning brings. Bright birds happily singing, perched on dew kissed trees. Though the sun shines, with it brings shadows. Looming within each are pain and fear waiting to bestow themselves upon me once again. Pain has haunted my dreams. Nightmares are pleasant in comparison to the reality I have created for myself. In this fate, when does it end? Will I wake someday to find happiness or serinity? I have determined under no preconceptions that I live only under the means I survive by, but is survival the only key...

Shot Glass Candles
glass shot glasses old candles stove pan old measuring cup wick wax dye(optional) 1.Break up all your old half burnt candles in to the measuring cup. You can use discolored wax if you are using wax dye 2.Put the measuring cup in to a pan of boiling water and leave to melt 3.When the wax has almost melted down completely add the wax dye 4.Cut wick to fit the shot glasses 5.Put the wicks inside the shot glasses (Make sure only to use glass shot glasses, plastic ones will melt) 6.When the wax is melted completely pour a measure in to each shot glass(careful not to submerge to wick) 7.When the wax is almost completely set move the wick in to the center of the glass and leave to set

Thursday, Feb. 19
Totally made up news: Buy stock in horses. As auto manufacturers struggle to stay afloat amid economic crisis, and as oil prices fluctuate up and down, making the price of gas less dependable farmers are taking an aggressive new stance on transportation trends. The time of the horse and buggy has returned, they claim, and orders for new horses have begun to go through the roof. Perhaps the Amish had it right the whole time. Today in history: In 1856 the tintype camera was patented by Professor Hamilton L. Smith. Surprisingly, the first pictures were not of someone throwing deuces, a high angle shot of someones face, or a bathroom mirror pic. My how far we have come. In 1881 Kansas became the first state to prohibit all alcoholic beverages. Totally unrelated to that is the fact that the band Kansas rocks. Carry on my wayward son. In 1985 Cherry Coke was introduced by the Coca-Cola Company. The idea was had when a Coca-Cola employee accidentally spilled his cough syrup in

Mexican Pulled Pork (tinga Poblana)
Mexican pulled pork (tinga poblana) Ingrid Hoffman Serves 8 Tinga poblana is a sensual, eat-with-your-hands experience, a traditional shredded pork dish from the Puebla state of Mexico that is eaten in a warm flour tortilla with some avocado, fresh cilantro and a squeeze of lime. I love to serve this kind of food to my friends, especially those who frequently eat in restaurants. This is soul food, the kind of hearty meal where nothing is left on a plate and where you end the night leaning back in a chair, shoes under the table, laughing, drinking and having a great, relaxed time. People who don't cook especially appreciate this kind of homey dish. Making a simple one-dish meal instead of something fancy with lots of components and sauces also takes a lot of pressure off of the cook. Add a salad, a loaf of bread and some wine or cerveza (that's beer!) and you have a party. Though potato is traditional in this dish, I don't consider it essential and I sometimes leave it out. Add it

What Are You Waiting For?
Hi!! My name is Angel Holmes would like someone who share the same things in life like i do and enjoy' s staying in or going out, I enjoying going to the cinema and restaurants but i also like to try other things different so if there are fellas wants to meet a girl to something new and exciting by all mean do then try to get in touch with me my yeah who id is imyourangelxx take a chance of adding me and you will find out who i am.

10 Weird Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat vegetables.. 2. I never trust anyone to work on my toys.. 3. I'm not very good at video games, even though I play quite often.. 4. I can't just ride for fun, I have to push it every time I'm out.. 5. I've built my own motocross track.. 6. I can't hunt because I feel horrid about killing other creatures.. 7. I hate filling these out because I don't like talking about myself.. 8. I can cook better than most people I know.. 9. I'm not on the net to cheat on my wife.. 10. I'm pathetically chipper most of the time..

I'm It, Thanx To ~not That Girl~ ....*sighs* :/
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate the same thing all the time. 2. Crooked pictures on walls drive me nutts. 3. I've never broken a bone. 4. I have way to much respect towards others when most don't have any back. 5. I love Italian food. 6. I keep my package well groomed (shaved below, short above). 7. I have an under-active thyroid that makes me fatigued. 8. I am a neat slob. (oXyMoron) 9. I hate moles and if I ever find em on me I burn em off (try that one on for size 10. I love the sting of alcohol on open cuts and gashes. who will be my victims now? How bout... Psyche NinjaStars Karma Kit Macaroni

Asian Chicken Salad
Asian Chicken Salad Provided by Rate Currently 3/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 (Votes: 0) (Avg: 0.0) Email Print Share PREP TIME 30 minutes COOK TIME 40 minutes LEVEL Moderate SERVES 6 Crunchy vegetables and tender chicken breasts tossed in a tangy vinaigrette make a refreshing main-dish salad. If you poach the chicken yourself, reserve 3/4 cup of the cooking liquid to make the dressing. Ingredients: Dressing 1/4 cup reduced-sodium soy sauce 3 tablespoons rice-wine vinegar 1 1/2 tablespoons brown sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons sesame oil 1 1/2 teaspoons chile-garlic sauce (see Ingredient notes) 3 tablespoons canola oil 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger 2 cloves garlic , minced 1 tablespoon tahini paste 3/4 cup reduced-sodium chicken broth or reserved chicken-poaching liquid Salad 2 tablespoons sesame seeds 8 cups shredded napa cabbage (1 small head; see Ingredient notes) 1 1/2 cups grated carrots (2-3 medium) 5 radishes , sliced (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup chopped

Poem Of Passion
Passions ignite, desire flares its about all that she can bear. flesh on flesh, lips on lips she cries out but no sound exists. His touch is like fire his eyes are like ice she gives to him all her control tonight. He takes it and does anything he might wish as she lies, crying, in a state of bliss. Inside her he moves as quick as he can his hands holding hers with strength of many men. Her body trembles, tightens around his core for tonight she will give more than ever before. She will lose herself completely offering up to him control of her soul and all of her fears. Her lust and longing no more out of sight he is taking it all without a fight. She screams and pushes her body up to his him deep inside her, as he gently kisses her lips. She can take it no more as with every thrust her body trembles and tightens it must. For her own pleasure has come and now it is his she scratches her nails down across his skin. Deep into his flesh as his body pushes hard taki

Tag, I'm It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a real bi chick; I don't just play one online. 2. I'm a procrastinator. 3. I'm pretty sure red meat gives me gas now. lmfao 4. I have an emerging pimple on my chin. 5. I'm a phone whore. I LOVE talking on the phone & can talk for hours upon hours. 6. I hate how my voice sounds. 7. I'm obsessed with sharks, especially great whites, but I'm terrified of them. 8. I've never never flown in a plane. 9. I didn't get my drivers license till I was 26. 10. I want to watch my gay friend & his boyfriend have sex. The 5 people are: Mystical Kitty Captain Cooter

Dean Cline Band-indianapolis, Indiana
IF YOU ARE IN INDIANA OR IN THE INDIANPOLIS/FRANKIN AREA ...***THIS IS ONE SHOW YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS!!***** *****SMOKIN-DRINKIN-KICK YA IN THE TEETH-BEST ROCK N ROLL BAND!!!!!******* www.myspace.com/deanclineband Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Feb 20 2009 9:30P The Jukebox Franklin, Indiana Feb 27 2009 9:30P C T Peppers (Canceled) Broad Ripple, Indiana Mar 7 2009 9:30P C T Peppers Broad Ripple, Indiana Mar 14 2009 9:30P The Doghouse Brownsburg, Indiana Mar 28 2009 8:00P Private Crawfordsville Apr 24 2009 9:30P The Jukebox Franklin, Indiana Jun 5 2009 9:30P The Jukebox Franklin FOR MORE INFORMATION OR DIRECTIONS FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME HERE OR AT BLACKWIDOWSENT@HOTMAIL.COM JODIELEIGH AKA-CRIME OF PASSION~GUILTY OF LOVE~RR

A Woman's Week At The Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda

Life
For those of you who are unaware I have a serious permanant disease. Lately it's been hitting me hard but overall I mask it well. The point of all this isn't to whine because frankly it won't change anything or make it better. I'm not asking for your pity because I damn sure don't want it! This is the hand I have been dealt and I will play my cards like I have an ace in the hole. What I am asking for is some understanding. There will be times I am distant or easily emotional, don't take it personally as I love you all. Sometimes it's just the natural human defense mechanism. Thanks for those of you care and to the rest of you...suck it!

Wish U Were Here:)
I wish u were here, I wish u were near.. I wish u were here to hold me when i am cold, or to lift my spirit up when i am feeling low.. I wish u were here to hug me when i am terrified, or to reassure me i ain't alone when i am scared.. I wish u were here to kiss me when i started talking endlessly, or to put ur arms around me to stop me from getting angry.. I wish u were here to speak to me when i'm troubled, or when i'm likely to withdraw fr0m d rest.. I wish u were here to caress me when things r bey0nd my control, or to kiss my fears away when i feel h0peless or stucked in my closet.. I wish u were here forever & never ever leave my side...

I Was Bored So I Stole This From Matt..
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Nicole Ortiz 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) Jennie Rubin 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; father's dad) Eladio Nicholas 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) Ortni 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Tiger 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) Michele Paramus 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The black amaretto seven 8. FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) Niiz 9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) Coco Hillsboro 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) Muffin McKinley 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Nicizzle 12. GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Dale 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite

Dragon Types Pt 2
Metallic dragons in modern fantasy are good, unlike chromatic dragons. ll dragons have the choice whether to be good or evil. But there are some general tendencies based on type. Unlike chromatic dragons, which are usually evil, metallic dragons are usually good. There are five kinds of metallic dragons: brass, bronze, copper, gold, and silver. Brass Dragons These are the most gregarious of all dragons, and are famous for their love of conversation. They crave sunlight and dry heat, so they frequent hot, arid regions, particulary sandy deserts. They like to make their lairs in high, rocky caves. Brass dragons have dull, motted brown scales at birth. As time goes on, the scales become more brassy until they reach a warm, burnished appearance. Brass dragons have supple, expressive lips. These are very useful, as they like to do lots of talking. They can breathe fire. Bronze Dragons Having a strong sense of justice, bronze dragons do not tolerate cruelty or anarchy in

♥falling In Love ♥
When you think of your past love, you may view it is as a failure But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher In the game of love, it doesn’t really matter who won or lost. What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy Even if their happiness means that you’re not part of it Love strives in hurting If you don’t get hurt you don’t learn how to love Love doesn’t hurt all the time, though the hurting is still there to test you, to help you grow Don’t find love, let love find you That’s why it’s called falling in love because you don’t force yourself to fall You just fall The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else One who can love us even more than we can love ourselves On falling out of love take some time to heal and

Grilled Chicken Tenders With Cilantro Pesto
Grilled Chicken Tenders with Cilantro Pesto Provided by Rate Currently 3/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 (Votes: 0) (Avg: 0.0) Email Print Share PREP TIME 35 minutes COOK TIME 35 minutes LEVEL Easy SERVES 6 Cook chicken tenders quickly on the grill and top with pesto made with cilantro and sesame seeds for a zesty, speedy dinner. Serve with: Quinoa and grilled asparagus. Ingredients: Grilled Chicken Tenders with Cilantro Pesto 1/4 cup lime juice 1/4 cup reduced-sodium soy sauce 1 tablespoon canola oil 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 pound chicken tenders 2 cups loosely packed fresh cilantro leaves (1-2 bunches) 2 scallions, sliced 2 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds (see Ingredient Note) Preparation: Whisk lime juice, soy sauce, oil and chili powder in a large bowl. Reserve 2 tablespoons of the marinade in a small bowl. Add chicken to the remaining marinade; toss to coat. Marinate in the refrigerator for 20 minutes or up to 1 hour. Preheat grill to medium-high. M

Dragon Types Pt 1
In modern fantasy, dragons are usually defined by their color. here are many different types of dragons. From cruel and vile to cunning and majestic, dragons have inspired, or terrorized, many throughout history. All are a force to be reckoned with. Two of the main kinds of dragons in modern fantasy are metallic dragons, which are good, and chromatic dragons, which are evil. This article will describe different kinds of chromatic dragons—black dragons, red dragons, blue dragons, green dragons, and white dragons. You may also be interested in wyverns, which are dragon-like creatures, and our complete list of dragon species. Black Dragons Black dragons are vile, evil tempered, and obsessed with death. They live in fetid, swampy habitats. They find comfort in the sickening-sweet aroma of drowned, rotting carcasses. The black dragon's domain is the swamp and the jungle. They are abusive, quick to anger, and malevolent. Their hearts are as black as their slimy scales. A black d

How Adam Got Eve:)
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get

Anon Delivers 10 Questions
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. The Rules Of The Internets... 2. Ive never worn sweatshirts, and long sleeves until My Woman bought me Clothes a short while ago. NOW, i find myself enjoying said style change. 3. Ive worn a real tie, ONCE 4. Ive never been to a concert, evar 5. I Used to be Christian. Assemblies of God Church, as a youth 6. Im On A Diet. 7. I Believe vampires are Gay, innately. And that a werewolf, logistically, can not lose to one in a fight. 8. Ive never been married, but i Want to be 9. I have jail house tats in a couple places. One of them's a swastika, done by a Polish Mexican Buddhist. No Joke. 10. Im n

(:25 Bout Me:)
1.James mean more to me than life its self 2. I dun like that f*ckin' promises! 3. I spend way to much in front the television and computer 4. I cannot stand stupid people. 5. I like my friends on net. 6. I once got so high to drive down the road with someone on the roof of the bike and then i went for a ride too. 7. I have probably have an un healthy love of chocolates. 8. I would rather be home watching james on cam than anywhere else. 9. I love the way he say future Mrs Greenlee 10. On the same note I believe Iam the Luckiest girl on earth to Be engage to the one damn fine oldman in this world who understands me. 11. I am not good at showing my emotions in anyway 12. I hate drivers here in calbayog who drive so fast! 13. I pissed easily then cry. 14. I have always wanted to open a mini grocery of my own. 15. I don't regret to be engage w/him. 16. I love music so much. 17. I really hate close minded people. 18. Jose Rizal is my Hero 19. I wonder what people are tal

True Love
I was married to the most incredible man in the world, until recently. I can't say anything bad about him, just he likes women a little to much. We were in a 4 year relationship and we were getting married in 2006. That didn't happen. We almost had a family, but do to unforeseen circumstances, it didn't happen, I love this man and he says he loves me, but needs some space. Ladies if you ever find what you think is your true love and soulmate, hold on tight and don't let go...I still can't.

Mass Control Give Away Review
Mass Control Give Away ReviewMass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into.I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working o

Want A Hand Drawn Tattoo Flash Salute?
Okay, so heres whats gonna happen... Ive gotten alot of requests for hand drawn tattoo flash salutes... Im more than happy to do it but believe me, it takes time. If you REALLY want a salute, then e-mail me, tell me what kind of artwork you want, and then just wait til Im done with it. It will get done. Plus, a little thank you would be nice. Bling me, comment me, all of my pics, get your friends to rate and comment bomb me... SUMTHIN Mikey Knuckles

Dammit Witchie
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love playing in the mud. 2. I'm an insomniac. 3. I've broke my nose every 7 years til I was 28(takes 7yrs to heal). 4. Love seafood, hate fish. 5. I've paid risk insurance from 18 til 37yrs old. 6. I love the smell of my dogs feet (wonder how many friends I'll lose with that) 7. I've never smoked (anything) 8. I've had so many bones broke I lost count 9. I'd rather spend time with animals ie dogs than people 10. I don't like chocolate Now, who's next?

Witchie Made Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am addicted to Edie's Real Fruit Strawberry Bars. 2. I have a nipple fetish. 3. I want a breast reduction. 4. I am slightly OCD. 5. I secretly lust a few Fu ladies. 6. I haven't had sex in over 2 years. 7. I ♥ handbags. 8. I am gonna be a Nana again. 9. I have a thin black streak in the back of my hair. 10. I speak to Ash on the phone at least once every day.

Cooperation, Round Three, Return Of The Spammer.
Not only can I not believe this guy keep contacting people at our company, but he actually contacted me *again.* Enjoy, I'm redeeming myself for that last sad excuse for a tard blog. (11:28:18 AM) Cooperation: hi (11:28:23 AM) Clarissa: Hi, how can I help you? (11:28:36 AM) Cooperation: nice to meet you (11:28:44 AM) Cooperation: i am here looking for cooperation (11:29:03 AM) Clarissa: You have already contacted multiple people at this company, myself included, and we have all said no. (11:29:11 AM) Clarissa: Are you incapable of keeping track of whom you've spammed? (11:29:54 AM) Cooperation: i am sorry ? (11:30:00 AM) Clarissa: I agree. (11:30:05 AM) Clarissa: Have a nice day. (11:30:20 AM) Cooperation: ok (11:30:27 AM) Cooperation: have a nice day

Racism
I believe there will be racism and stereotyping until the day people stop playing into those stereotypes. Don't talk about racism and discrimination if you milk welfare, have 12 kids with 13 diff women, wear your pants around your knees, and talk as if English was your 3rd language. Or if you are an obnoxious idiot with gold chains all over, greased up hair, a loud mouth that just won't shut the fuck up, and a car that you had to sell your soul for. Or if you sit on your ass all day in some ratty club with your apeheaded friends and whores, drink Vodka by the gallon, wear sports pants with leather jackets, drive a leased Mercedez to show how "rich you are" while living with your parents, and have yet to master English because "Americans are too dumb to talk to" Or if you are...a terrorist... I know I'm right, bitches

Thanks For The Tag ~*vindicated*~
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE to burp like a big man! LoL I can BEAT anyone... LoL 2. I am still not use to people complementing me... 3. I have HUGE Flinstone Feet! *gigglin* 4. I was hit by a golf cart when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade and had a HUGE welt on my head and a concussion... THAT must be why I am so WACKED OUT! *gigglin* 5. I don't like to be real "lady like". I like to get dirty and do guy stuff... I know.. that's HOT! LoL 6. I didn't have a real boyfriend until I was 18! HAHA 7. I wish I could go back to high school... I miss my teen years! 8. I'm going in the Army as soon as I get all my shit together... I CA

I Don't Think This One Is Good Tell Me What You Think Of It.
Flowers The flowers are red, the flowers are blue All I can do is think of you. Lilacs are purple, daisies are grand I am surely your number one fan. A lily of valley white you look when in that dress Forget me nots I must stress. Your emotions are like hollyhocks They come in different colors I bleed from my heart poppys of red When I over heard you man has beat you dead Violets of blue are the tears I shed Roses of black we carry to you You pass calla lilies of white and yellow Like the clouds and sun As you make your way to the iris white heaven Forever I shall love you.

Just 10 Things Period
you have to post a blog with 10 weird things ,facts about you and then you have to send it to 5 friends and telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog..i think thats it..if not go ask purr ..lol 1.. I hate to write blogs 2..I hate it when friend or should I say so called friends trap you into things (like this) 3..I love to be a mean and hateful bitch 4..I love sex 5..I love to try new things 6..Most people love me when they hang out with me 7..Im all about me..lol..lol 8..I just want to have fun 9..I dont have many friends cuz i choose not too 10..I am glad this is over purr..thank you very much

You Don't Complete Me
You Don't Complete Me You told me to love another. But don't know how much that stings. You couldn't see the pain in my heart. For what those words do bring. You asked me too look into eyes. Eyes I don't belong in. To pour into the wrong cup. All of my love that I am feeling. To taste the kiss of another. Lips that cannot compare to yours. To be at home with the wrong woman. To throw open my closed doors. But there is something you must know. Something i need your heart to see. I don't complete you My Love. You don't complete me. But there is something our hearts do. Something our souls can trust. That all of me My Love And all of you can complete US.

Poem Called : My Past
Before you came into my life I never saw the point in living I did what I wanted with no regret Until you became my everything I kept being told I have so much to live for But the truth was I had nothing I wanted to live for I didn't care and I started to destroy myself I was becoming a party girl and wh**e So many people tried to reach out But all their efforts were invain I didn't care because of my corrupted past I has no means or desire to change I began to fall deeper down I began to try and take my own life I tried so many times to end it all I would test my luck with fights and knives Then it all changed when you came I felt happy and alive for the first time You gave a me reason to live I was so happy to be yours and for you to be mine I want to quit it all for you When I found you I saw my future in you You are my heart, world and my everything You gave me and are my reason for living If I didn't have you, I would be someone everyone once kne

Complimenting Me?? Hmmm
from: chrislvgs Online (Online) United States subject: RE: hey received: 02/19/2009 07:57 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam whatever i was just complementing you chill out girl === '¡ÚPorcelain Doll¢â¡ÚCustom Comment Graphic Nerd' wrote the following at '2009-02-19 07:46:40'.. > > and now i've lost all interest in talking to you... > === 'chrislvgs' wrote the following at '2009-02-19 07:45:45'.. > > > > your boobs are hot yo

10 Random Facts
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a coffee fanatic. 2. I want two more tattoos. 3. I sometimes play Bingo!!! 4. I bite my nails, when I am nervous. 5. I love all animals, but especially cats. 6. I listen to really loud music in the car, and sing along.. and i think I'm pretty good lol 7. When the phone rings at work, and I answer it, I am so not listening!! haha..sometimes, i have to say can you repeat that!! 8. It might be because I hate my job!! 9. I hope to go back to school soon for criminal Justice. 10. I seriously cant think of anything else, If you can, plaese let me know lol!!

Thx For The Tag Spicey!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Got my tongue pierced when I was 16 by forging my mothers signature and still to this day she thinks I got it pierced when I was 18! 2.I often wonder if people see me differently when they call me Beautiful. 3.I have a nasty scar on my wrist that was covered by a butterfly tattoo due to a "cutting" problem I use to have (prior to kids). 4. I was hit by a car in the 2nd grade....explains it all doesn't it?! lol 5. I wish I had long legs... I'm only 5'2 6. When I was in Kindergarten I dared a boy to run me over with a tricycle and he did lol and I have the scar on my bottom lip to prove it! 7. I actually LIK

The Bucket List
Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, then send it to your friends (including me). (I'm not bothering to tag people on these any more. Do what thou wilt.) Things you have done during your lifetime: (X) Gone on a blind date (X) Skipped school (X) Been to Canada (-) Been to Mexico (X) Been to Florida (X) Been to Hawaii (X) Been on a plane (-) Been on a helicopter (X) Been lost (X) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers (-) Recently colored with crayons (X) Sang Karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with coins only (-) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't. (X) Made prank phone calls (-) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (-) Danced in the rain-naked (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been

From Sniper... Ty Baby!
>CHECK OUT THIS CUTIE This SWEET friend who I just happen to have had the pleasure of Owning in the past is in need of some HELP. She is TRYING to level and has been stuck for a while, I am ASKING that all of my friends PLEASE go show some Fu Luvin to the AWESOME person.....If YOU Dont know her...Well this would be the PERFECT time. She is ONLY 350,000 away from Disciple Just click her pic and share some LUVIN' A Thank you in advance from me for ANY help you guys can give H@rleyb@by69...she SO DESERVES IT! This Bulliten copied and altered by ©§nIpEr ® H@rleyBaby69s SECS SLAVE

Mass Control Give Away Bonus
Mass Control Give Away BonusIn his latest product Mass Control, Frank Kern teaches you how he can make a whopping 275 times more than the average from utilizing his powerful email marketing strategies.I strongly encourage you guys to watch the Mass Control videos. The FREE content in these videos are even better than most of the $347 courses and $1000 seminars I have been to. And I’ve been to plenty.Frank’s concept of Mass Control lies in ONE big idea. It is an ideas so big that I’ve never looked at list building and e-mail marketing the same way ever again.His big idea is this: The money isn’t in the list. The money is in the RELATIONSHIP you have with that list. Ok stop reading and let that idea sink in.Do you see the massive impact that this one idea can have for your entire email-marketing strategy?Mass Control teaches you the ways of ‘Seductive Selling’, to build such a great relationship with your list that they can’t help but give you money since you’re a trusted friend who can

A Poem Called Farwell Ungrateful Traitor!!
Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.

A Poem Called : The Dream
Love, if I weep it will not matter, And if you laugh I shall not care; Foolish am I to think about it, But it is good to feel you there. Love, in my sleep I dreamed of waking, White and awful the moonlight reached Over the floor, and somewhere, somewhere There was a shutter loose - it screeched! Swung in the wind - and no wind blowing - I was afraid and turned to you, Put out my hand to you for comfort - And you were gone! Cold as the dew, Under my hand the moonlight lay! Love, if you laugh I shall not care, But if I weep it will not matter - Ah, it is good to feel you there.

Rates ~please....read Me First!~ Rates
If you want me to rate your pic's while 11's are on, and I do not know you...then it is pay as I go per 100 for the first 500... then I will do up to 500 at a time...on the next set 'til we both feel comfortable... If I say I rated it...I rated it! Cheaters and Liars will get it back double, so I follow the golden rule: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!" HUGS ~Melissa~

Fu Bouncers. Trash Or Class?
Those who know me, know me well. You know I am all for helping people. Anywho... I went into the Fu Help Lounge. One Bouncer was having connection trouble. No her fault. Anither went out for a smoke. As a smoker, can't blame them either. BUT........ I am a helpful person. I Love to help people when I can. So me being well... ME, I tried to help those in the lounge...... Next thing I know. My messages are deleted. Why? Here's why.... In order....... Hmmm.... I didn't know there was a law about who can can an cannot help. I didn't know I had to have an ORANGE name to give help to others..... Fuckers....

Poem Called Secret Love
I hid my love when young till I Couldn't bear the buzzing of a fly; I hid my love to my despite Till I could not bear to look at light: I dare not gaze upon her face But left her memory in each place; Where eer I saw a wild flower lie I kissed and bade my love good bye. I met her in the greenest dells Where dewdrops pearl the wood blue bells The lost breeze kissed her bright blue eye, The bee kissed and went singing by, A sunbeam found a passage there, A gold chain round her neck so fair; As secret as the wild bee's song She lay there all the summer long. I hid my love in field and town Till een the breeze would knock me down, The bees seemed singing ballads oer, The fly's bass turned a lion's roar; And even silence found a tongue, To haunt me all the summer long; The riddle nature could not prove Was nothing else but secret love.

Blessed
My life was blessed when you came into my life. You are a very special part of my life and I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you. You have touched me in so many special ways. ?Without you in my life it has no meaning it has no purpose. I long to be with you and hold you. I lofe to feel your touch. You touch my heart and my life so very deeply. You are the only one I want to be with. I would give up anything to be with you, that is how much I love and want to be with you. I want you to realize what you mean to me. You are my life and my world. From the bottom of my heart I love you forever and always. Together our hearts will again be one.

Just 1 Rate For These People-help Settle A Bet!
Hey everyone! We are all friends in an Auto 11 contest. We have a bet as to who will win the contest. Come and vote on us and lets see who wins the bet.....lol All we need is 1 rate per picture. Just click on the pics and it will take you to the pic to rate. Wish us all luck! VVV R/L Carebear Saer Doc Laura

I Have A Uncle I Never Knew I Had
Ok so yesterday i was one of myspace profiles and i had a friends request so i accepted it. When i was looking at this person profile he had the same last name as my maiden name. I was always told if I came across with someone as the same last name ad i had i was related to him. So i sent him a message and come to find out he is my uncle on my dad side of the family. So now i have a uncle and 2 cousins that i have never meet let alone knew that they was here. So we exchanged numbers and address and now its jus a waiting game i guess. I will keep ya posted as to what happens.

Sexy Workouts
CHANNEL YOUR INNER SEXY and SHED THE EXCESS weight, during this SOUL STIRRING workout! Sensual Movements Workout Workshop at Cityoga 936 Indiana Ave. Indianapolis, IN 46202 (317)-423-1730 www.cityoga.biz SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH AT 4:30PM FREE INTRODUCTORY CLASS SENSUAL MOVEMENTS combines group sex therapy with stretching, exotic and freestyle dance to make up one SEXY workout.

More Inspiration From A Film Of A Snail On A Bench. Sylvia And Macawber Again!
I was sent a delightful film of a snail crossing a slatted bench that had flaky paint on. It had to bridge between two slats to cross. +++++ With a start Macawber opened his tightly closed eyes and looked down to see what had wakened him from his perch on the back of a park bench. He was shocked to see Sylvia trailing over a slat on the bench and wondered how much effort it had taken for here to get that far. The curious magpie was pleased to see that Sylvia was fully dressed as instructed and the state of the shell itself was immaculate now after her unfortunate gravel incident a month or two ago. He called out to her but Sylvia either failed to hear him or chose to ignore his 'caw'. With a big sigh he hopped down onto the bench onto the second slat and Sylvia pricked her antennae up to see what had blocked out the light. She was getting used to the daylight hours and found it difficult to see now in the dark. Sylvia had a difficult manoeuvre to perform as it was and she

Can't You See?
Gonna take a freight train, down at the station, Lord I don't care where it goes. Gonna climb a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord And jump off, nobody gonna know. Can't you see? Oh, can't you see What that woman, Lord She been doin' to me? Can't you see? Can't you see What that woman, been doin' to me? I'm gonna find me a hole in the wall, I’m gonna crawl inside and die. Call my lady now, a mean old woman, Lord Never told me goodbye. Can't you see? Oh, can't you see, What that woman, lord, she been doin' to me? Can't you see? Can't you see, What that woman, lord, she been doin' to me? Gonna buy a ticket now, as far as I can, Ain't a-never comin' back Ride me a south-bound, All the way to Georgia now, Til that train it run out of track Can't you see? Oh, can't you see, What that woman, lord, she been doin' to me? Can't you see? Can't you see, What that woman, she been doin' to me, oh lord? Can't you see, oh, can't you see, What that woman, lord,

A Promise Kept...romance Poem
It was a warm summer night The stars were shining and the moon was bright A young woman named Amelia waits by the window Sitting about gazing through the ceil as she ponders Will her true love Alexander ever return? Her heart beats slow as she takes a deep breath She feels the crisp air onto her glistering skin She smells a familiar scent that reminds her of her lover She tells herself not to get her hopes up again The love she yearns is lost at sea A promise given so long ago still haunts her aching heart And steps away as she began to weep As she lays in her bed Wearing a delicate gown She sleeps to an open window That views the moon in pure sight She lays her head down to dream of her lover to return from sea At a distance a man stands by a tree Who is this man it’s her lover to be exact Feeling his heart race He stands no longer to feel his lovers embrace As he walks to the door, unlocked as if expected He crept up the stairs To hold his lover in his strong

Talking About Some Fucked Up Shit!
I had an APP to see the doctor to just talk with him before I get this procedure done and lets just say he had to leave the office, I went an got another APP set for the 17TH (HA HA), they had called stating the doctor was helt up in the O/R so a little while after that I had called Connie the nurse had said she just got off the phone with him & he was on his way back to the office, gave her my cell just in case something came up but never did call said to come on in, so I did well I had paid the CO-PAY and sat and waited, then Millisa had said the doctor wouldn't be back in for the rest of the day.... Now I am set for today to get this done and I'll be damned if I get fucked out of another APP, in some way I think he is avoiding me an not wanting to do this however then again he is a doctor and I understand that somethings are more important than what I need done but still an all it's a bunch of B.S. to have to wait an worry myself to death, if it wasn't for my mother being her I thin

On My Knees Again
BUT it is for a good cause.....I promise! ok, so I really want to get spotlight soon. NOT for myself but for breast cancer survivors! Survivors go through so much and unless you have gone through the chemo, radiation, surgeries, all the procedures....you have NO clue what it truly means to be a survivor. Women are looked at for our outward beauty....but really deep down it is the inside beauty that outshines everything. Our strong wills to be beautiful in the world's eyes.....being a survivor means several things.....one - you probably were bald at one point from chemo.....two - your body is disfigured in one way or another either by a lumpectomy or a mastectomy. And after a battle with breast cancer...we don't feel beautiful anymore. We don't feel attractive....Either way unless you are a woman and went through or are going through breast cancer you have no idea what goes on for a woman! I want a day of honor and support for all breast cancer survivors here on the fu.....once

The Correctional Officer
unknow author The Correctional Officer stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Correctional Officer. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my church have you been true?" The Correctional Officer squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord I guess I ain't, because those of us who carry badges can't always be a Saint. I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my work was rough, and sometimes I've been violent. Inside the fences are awful tough. But I never took a penny, that wasn't mine to keep, I worked a lot of overtime, when the bills just got too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear, and sometimes, God forgive me, I wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fears. If you've a plac

I Am Nothing
THIS IS A POEM THAT IS BEING SPOKEN THRU THE EYES OF A LONELY MAN.... Pain was just an illusion In my mind Telling me that everything is Just fine The stains are just tears from my eyes So dry From crying now there bleeding All the time You can say I’m a man But I see I’m just a shadow of nothing An image in your mind without structure A figure that walks on two but never stands It means I stand for something I’m a disease with out a cure So you can’t say that I’m a man With out you holding my hand My heart is just an object When left alone A tool not used for thinking On its own A fool would think I’m not sinking In misery So let me drown in my heartaches I’m dying With out you there no use in life No living You can say I am a man But I can see I’m just a shadow of nothing An image in you mind without structure A figure that walks on two but never stands It means I stand for something A greed that hungers for money A memory that forgets its not

Little Boy Pink...sad Poem
i think this stories sad, in the end the boy doesnt suffer ever again Little boy in a pink dress Looks pretty in bows His mother put on his make up And puts on a show His mother makes sure for daddy that he looks his best He dances in circles for daddy sick interest He’s daddy’s little girl He’s a freak but not insecure He hates it for sure But he’s daddy’s little girl When he sleeps at night he’ll lock the door Hoping daddy won’t make him perform It’s a sick world For daddy’s little girl Try to run as fast as you can No one to trust not even man They’ll turn you in Just for you to do it again Hide in the woods with your red hood From the big bad wolf Daddy’s gonna find you and punish you for good Hunt you down and make you hurt and if you tell he’ll kill your bird for mocking Him his every word Little boy puts on his pink dress Looks pretty in bows His mother knows it wrong But continues the show When they sleep in side there beds He’l

Please Help
CALLING ALL FRIENDS CALLING ALL FRIENDS I am asking for your help.....harleybaby69 is ONLY 350,000 from leveling...she has AUTO 11s on TODAY...PLEASEEEEE show her some luv and help her level click the pic and rate her page hard and nasty

Made This For A Friend Who's Bff Died In A Car Crash Last Month
Nancy I miss you so Oh yes I do Seems as if yesterday it was only me and you I remember the laughs we would share I even remember the color of your hair Brownish black it was, indeed it’s true. God do I ever miss you I will miss you in everyway I think about you everyday. Taken from the world in the blink of an eye Everyday I find I stop and cry. I will miss all of the funny things you did Priceless you were Yes oh yes it is true If only you knew how much I miss you. It feels like last week we were around town Or just sitting at home talking. I remember your looks and all of your faces The funny, the sad, the happy, and outrageous All of them grand as you were But now you are gone and all I have of you Is the fond memories of all the great times we had. I shall cherish forever these memories Even though I am sad I am also glad to have called you my friend You truly made my life grand.

Gifts Of Forgiveness
A man with a cheating heart Had love for a woman who his soul could not part Had pondered for ways for her forgiveness He searched the desert And across the sea To find his wisdom And asked how to be a man who knows how to please The man he found was with wisdom indeed And told the man whose help was in need How do I give her so much when I am pore? I give her anything if I owned the world The man of wisdom spoke to the peasant Compare her beauty and it will bring her presents So he explained to the man to make him see And all of her beauty that he compares will fall to her feet So the man went home to his beautiful wife To give her something rare in life He held her hand and gazed into her eyes Your eyes are like diamonds And she cried diamonds and they fell to her feet He smelled her hair That waved in through the air And said your hair smells like roses And roses fell from her hair and onto her feet And when she smiled he saw her pearl like teeth Your smile

Just Friends
Just Friends Friends you and I That’s what you say But I feel more then that for you My attraction to you surpasses friendship But you same it will never be that way between you and me. We shall never be that close you say Like daggers in my heart that cuts me deep It feels as though I am falling a thousand feet You are my BFF is what you say You are my love and I wish it were that way. You told me no it will never be I am your friend And you are my lover

021909 Fluffy Starr Blog
What are you doing?! Anybody here on Twitter? If you don't know what the hell "Twitter" is, it's a form of "micro-blogging". You get moment to moment mini-blogs and updates on what someone you are following is doing. Just click on my banner and see! If you are not a Twitter member, you can still see what I'm doing. Just bookmark, or subscribe to the RSS feed thingy. I won't switch it to members only yet. So it will be open to public view for now. Do it, because I will have special Twitter days where I will Twitter ALL DAY! Then you can see what I'm doing! (But it might be pretty bizarre at times...) Anyways, click the banner find out what I'm doing RIGHT NOW! I am practicing, so I happen to be updating a lot! Come and join me! It's fun!!! x Fluffy. P.S. This banner will also be on my front page so you can find it easily in the future.

Winter Blonde
WINTER BLONDE As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again, she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Hoorraaaaaayyy Doing Happy Dance Ones Again
Gone through medical tests with flying colours. A full morning and some afternoon of bloodgiving and testing, ct scan, mri scan, exercises, breathing tests....all came out well. Clean bill of health is on my way. Lets see if i can stay like this until next hospital time...in 6 months.

Ink Or No Ink That Is The Question
Good Morning. Ink or no ink that is the question. Shall one stay with the Ink Free society or climb on the Ink Well Band Wagon? No longer the mark of the malcontent, tattoos are practically de rigueur these days. (oh for the not so hip on words of this nature crew ~like Me~ it means “It’s fashion and with out it you are not in style”) From the catwalk to the red carpet, "body art" adorns even the most demure. Even Caroline Kennedy has one — or had. Reports say she may have had hers partially removed. (A case of tattoo remorse?) But what makes one woman's tasteful butterfly another's trashy hide? Some say it’s location. For others, it's the size of the ink that matters. You decide, classy or trashy? So with that let’s have a test on what is trashy and what is classy shall we? I think we shall. I will give you some examples you can play along or read and hide makes no difference to me. We will start easy and get harder as the Ink gets nastier. A Butterfly Trash or Class? On a

Mass Control Monthly
Mass Control MonthlyMass Control Has Sold Out. But the good news is Frank Kern is opening the doors again today for 10 minutes. So if you missed out yesterday now is your chance to grab a spot.Frank Kern is the mastermind behind some of the biggest launches in Internet History, for those of you who have not heard of Frank Kern keep reading..."Check This Out" this is no joke, Frank Kern's Mass Control System has brought in 958,000 per hour on some of his campaigns.Anyway… Here’s my thoughts on Frank Kern and his new marketing system…First of all Im not gonna go on about how Mass Control is going to make you a ton of money. I dont know you or your circumstances…. but what I can say is ive been marketing online for nearly 5 years and Frank Kern is one of the very few marketers who I truly respect. When I heard the rumors about this system 6-7 months ago I was pretty excited to see what exactly it what.The reason is this surfer guy has achieved it all when it comes to marketing online and

Fearless Leader
As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing with an on-line team. One night I was paired with a veteran of the game who was a master strategist. With him at the helm, our troops crushed opponent after opponent, and after six games we were undefeated. Suddenly my fearless leader informed me his mom wanted him to go to bed. "How old are you?" I typed. "Twelve," he replied. "How old are you?" Feeling my face redden, I answered, "Eight."

The Enemy
Our common enemy is anythin' that impeeds our growth. We are ALL alike in this manner. This is our common bond as humans. The most glarin' of these fuckers is "easy". The quest for the "easier, softer way" has become a plague across this once great nation. It has been fostered by laziness, weeded in religion, woven into politics, and ultimately been hallowed upon the shoulders of the majority, who TELL you..."it's okay". Some among us had better quickly take up arms, or our great society, will no doubt begin it's backslide, to a degree of which we have never witnessed. Do you still make dinner for your family? Or has Stoffer's offered you a more "time efficient" method? What are you gonna do with ALL this fuckin' "time" you've saved anyway? Maybe get on the computer & order some shit you don't really need...so you can clean your shower with "no mess & no scrubbin' in half the time???...so you can AVOID the hassle of goin' 2 the mall. Cause God knows that just sucks up TOO much

Life Hurts
“Always expect the worst, then you will never be disappointed” In some situations that quote is very much true, but what if you set urself up and prepare yourself for the worst and then something even more heartbreaking happens? Then what? I don’t know why I keep racking my brain and losing sleep over with whole thing. Cuz really I shouldn’t let this get to me but unfortunately it really took a stab at my heart. I mean I was for warned by my brother Daymon that was better off not knowing my “birth father” and him and my sister pretty much refused when I asked for his number so I could call him myself. And in a way that makes sense cuz they were probably trying to protect me but then again they know how much it’s been aching me to have contact with him and they don’t understand how it feel to have no contact for over 20 yrs and then all of the sudden be that close and have the door shut in your face. So the other day my brother Daymon texts me and tells me he talked to my brother Robbi

Tat2bunnyluv
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Ga. Aquarium Testing Pill Camera To Use On Fish
ATLANTA -- The world's largest fish tank is turning medical testing on its head by using a human to test pill camera technology that could help diagnose gastrointestinal diseases in marine animals. A volunteer diver is scheduled swallow the tiny camera Thursday morning and submerge herself in the Georgia Aquarium's 6.3 million gallon Ocean Voyager exhibit for a couple of hours to test whether the pill can transmit images through water. If successful, the technology could help veterinarians at aquariums that don't have endoscopes long enough to reach inside animals like whale sharks, the world's largest fish, and beluga whales. Two of the aquarium's whale sharks have died since it opened in 2005, one from an infection in his abdomen

Hey
OK PEOPLE TO LET U KNOW.. I MADE IT.. YEA.. BUT IM IN A LOT OF PAIN.. THEY DID NOT CUTE ME OPEN.. THEY DONE THE SCOPE. THREE LITTLE WHOLES IN MY KNEE I CAN RUN OR WALK THAT MUCH.. I CAN STILL DO ALOT OF DAMAGE TO MY KNEE.. THEY HAVE TO REPAIR THE CARTLEGE, CRACK KNEE CAP AND ARTHIS.. SO PICS WILL BE DELAYED FOR ABOUT 3 WKS.. SO BARE WITH ME.. OK.. AND STILL LUV THE OLD PICS TOO.. MUAH.. I THINK ALL MY FRIENDS FOR UR SURPPORT.. LUV U ALL FOR IT.. MUAH KISSES AND LOTS OF LICKS

Wait And Bleed ~ Slipknot
Wait And Bleed I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Goodbye! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES! How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS! Why I didn't I see this? I'm a victim - Manchurian Candidate I - HAVE - SINNED - BY - JUST Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away GOODBYE! You haven't learned a thing I haven't changed a thing My flesh was in my bones The pain was always free I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see...

Auction
ok i know everyone out there is having an auto 11 auction well guess what so am i lol the bidding will start at 1 million fubucks ....the auction start today february 19th and will run till march 1st so bid good bid well and you might have an auto 11

It's 5:30 Am...
I haven't gone to bed before 6 in probably somewhere around a week. This wouldn't really be a problem because I love the serenity and calmness of the night. However, it's not so great when you have class every day bright and early at 8. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. My sleep schedule has been fairly normal for the past year-- why did that have to change NOW? I haven't gotten more than 2 hours of sleep a night since this began, and yet, my brain never ceases to take a break as soon as my head does as much as touch my pillow. Thoughts that would normally never even cross my mind have to make an appearance the second I actually want to turn off the lights. I'm going fucking insane.

My Wish
i wish for a man to love me unconditionaly i wish for a man who will be my rock when im weak i wish for a man that makes me smile when im down i wish for a man that will make me laugh when im crying i wish for a man who holds on tight and never lets go i wish for a man who wont ever put me down i wish for a man who is proud of everything iam i wish for a man who wants to show me to the world as his ! i wish for a man who needs to be needed as much as i do i wish for a man who can allso be my best friend i wish for a man to be my other half my flipside of the coin i wish !

'roid Rage!!
Okay, something has been bothering me and I think it's finally time to get it off my chest....why is congress so concerned with professional baseball players lying about their use of steroids?? I know it's perjury to lie under oath but who did the lies hurt? Their lies aren't keeping a known murderer or rapist off the streets or putting an innocent person in jail. All these lies are doing is making these athletes look stupid when the public knows they did it. With the economic crisis our country is in right now why is congress still spending tax payers money on trying to prove the likes of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens lied to them? Is it a power trip? Is it an election time ploy so they can say " I was right about them using steroids?" The truth is, we'll never know who used in the past unless they come forward and admit it. Yeah, we can speculate and yeah, we're probably right but the fact remains it was in the past and it's time to move forward. Baseball has implemented har

Broken
Today I am broken once again. My heart has been trampled into soo many pieces I don't think I'll ever think it will heal. Everyone around me is happy. They have good lives and jobs and friends that are near. They do stuff and know how to have fun. Its been soo long since i've had fun I think I forget what its like. I spend everyday operating as if i was a robot, i get up do work for my parents, go to work, come home and sleep and then repeat. Day in and Day out. I meet someone go out for what i thought was a sucessful date, then he ends up just fucking w/ my head. Callilng me and saying u want to go out making plans and never falling through with it. This just breaks me into even more pieces. I mean its not that i had feelings for him, but its the idea i've just never been good enough for anyone. I understand why people want me to be their "dirty little secret" but honestly i'm not comfortable with it. I'm sorry i'm not pretty and skinny and good. But i am who I am. I don't lie, I feel

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Shawna Lenee: Boobies And Breakdown Videos, Jim Nort
Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown videos, Jim Norton and Artie Lange LIVE This Weekend, New Video Online

Dragon's
Dragons are usually thought to have wings and breathe fire. They also are said to have scales and claws. Some also have horns. Almost always they are said to be venomous. Some dragons may have two or more heads. They may also have more than one tail. They may have two, four or even more legs; however, most are known to have four legs. Dragons are said to eat things such as rats, birds, snakes, bats, or even humans, especially children. Dragons are very intelligent creatures. They live in remote areas, far away from humans, in places that are dark, damp and secluded, such as caves. Dragons were first thought of as creatures who lived in water. Later they became associated with fire. Sea serpents may have been the first dragons, and may be the reason for this association. Almost all dragon stories portray the dragon as the villain from whom the hero must protect the city or the princess. But some dragons can take on the form of the protector. The biggest differences in dragons u

Family
ok i have been out of the loop for awhile on here, first off i lost my stepdad 2years ago today, then a week ago i loose my stepmom due to cancer, so now my grandma is in the hospital wont know nothing til monday wehn they do a MRI on her. she is 98 years old.

Non-entity
It always pisses me off when someone asks me "What's your favorite band"... I answer "NIN" or "Nine Inch Nails"... ...and 98.7% of the time, I get the following reply: "Hell yeah, fuck you like an ANIMAL" which is usually followed by some "high-five" or chest-pounding kind of reaction... *sigh* I fell in love with Nine Inch Nails due to the simplistic piano strokes... ...all the other instruments usually revolve around THAT tempo... "NIN: The Fragile" and "NIN: GHOSTS" in my book are probably the most significant albums since the 70s, but I'm hardly a music snob... Here's Trent Reznor, performing "Non-Entity" which he wrote days after Hurricane Katrina hit his studio...

I Have Two Husbands: A Polygamist’s Diary
I have two husbands: A polygamist’s diary A polygamist on her ‘non-traditional’ lifestyle — and why ‘Big Love’ is silly By Kathleen Lewis updated 1:32 p.m. PT, Tues., Feb. 17, 2009 "Non-traditional" is a popular catchall phrase that seems, in common usage, to mean anything that differs from the mainstream. It also describes a large portion of my life. My upbringing was entirely unremarkable, and certainly included nothing of this sort. I was first introduced to such alternative relationships in college when a female friend of mine and I knowingly decided to share the same boyfriend. No, not a threesome, just going out with the same guy. It was partially a matter of convenience, and partially the fact that we were close friends. We both liked him very much, didn't want to fight over him, and he wasn't anxious to choose between us. As this was my first intimate relationship and it became polyamorous, it is hardly surprising that I ended up in a polygamist marriage. My first h

Tonight
Well I dont do too much of anything. I an on yahoo alot, but I am a poor guy and can't afford to blast or salute on here. But if their is a girl who in interested in want to meet me or chat with me to get to know me. I am on yahoo alot. I am nightwing49766 on yahoo. Also If you want to be in mylife and be with me for the rest of mylife just let me know on yahoo messanger and well chat. Catch ya later.

True Love
Yep !!!! I'm getting married to the love of my life Tommy Martin on August 28th.... i'm so excited and can't wait....i'm about to go dress shopping and just starting to plan so it's been alot of fun..... gonna be the best day ever....I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY....

Something I Can Never Have (still)
It's no secret, if you know me... ...you know I love Trent Reznor's work. It's amazing how he can play an instrument, so structured and inline... ...yet voice his lyrics... chaotic, emotional, at the same time... If you care, here's Trent on piano doing "Something I Can Never Have" from NIN's first label album "Pretty Hate Machine"... (yeah, I'm not expecting this blog to be popular, but at least you can never say I wasn't opening up to you all...)

St Patricks Day Auction
OK I'm up for Auction again. Here is what I offer: OWNED BY _____ IN NAME FOR 1 MO #1 FRIEND FOR 1 MO #2 FAMILY FOR 1 MO RATE ALL PICS 11 DURING HH TILL DONE RATE ALL STASH DURING HH 2 SFW PERSONAL SALUTE PIMPOUT ON PAGE Keep you Shitfaced DAILY COMMENT ADD TO YIM The higher the bidding the more I add. Ask me what you want? I do not need a VIP. If Bling packs are offered. I will use 1/3 of the credits on you. If a 65 Credit bling pack is offered i will give you 1 Auto 11 bling If a 135 credit bling pack is offered i will give you 2 Auto 11' bling's Anything higher and I'll give you 50 percent of the credits on you. Click the pic and Bid!!!!!

Show Her Love
reeka is having a bad time so go send her some love....whether it just be a hi or what not..just click her pic and it will take you there also even though we are facing tough economic times please do what you can to help find a cure for cancer by donating do your local cancer society and help prepare for the day we can finally eradicate this amongst other diseases

Dreams.....rambles On....
Like a dream blown in with the wind You took my breath away And only your caresses Can give me the life I need That forever in your arms in your warm embrace I can see your dreams And I will be the wind that they drift upon You are a dream that I never want to awaken from

Jedi? Ya'rly!
(the tits i sent him were mine. I received a block. What a fag) ->red jokest...: yes, sir, i do have some nice tits. http:... red jokest...: and a bald pussy helps too red jokest...: how big are your tits , it takes big tits and a big ass to get get my semen to come out ->red jokest...: As an ambassador, i will personally fellate you, if you so wish red jokest...: huh ? wtf ? ->red jokest...: Im on an urgent mission. I was sent by the jedi council to collect a Gallon of semen, for our jizz cruisers. Would you be willing to donate your semen? RedJokester@ fubar

Blinding Eyes......rambles On
Everyone just stares.... nobody feels the glares. They just walk on by.... pretending your not there. The pain is just hidden.... in the moonlit darkness. You can't see the pain.... when the hurt is blinding. So just look up when.... you pass me by. I'm the one staring.... pretending your not here. Just look into my eyes.... tell me what you see. I know what I feel.... just your blinding eyes.

My Family #1 Would Like Help
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE ¤jåmÉ§ms§0104¤Éήƒ¤®©έ® @t♫jέη§ ®¤¤m Has Auto 11's !!!!!!!!!!! jamesms0104 is on his way to Disciple and would love your help! He has a little over 3.4 million to go; and can make it with your help. He will have Auto 11's activated at 7pm fu-time on Friday, February 20th--and will be hosting Happy Hour at 10pm fu-time that night. Get your points and level up on him! Be sure to Fan/Add him while you're at it. Tell your friends to help him out too. Let him know that DaddyBear sent you. jamesms0104@ fubar This Bull

Cards
went and played tonight. it was a good night. last both games early and did not make any points at all. we had a lot of players there tonight. 4 tables for the 2nd game. also there was 2 new ladies there. both of them were very very nice. i told them about the game tomorrow night. i hope that they will be there. now i'm having some issues with my tooth hurting again. that is all for now.

Fubar's Newest Godmother!
Fubar's newest godmother!! ~Dr3@my3y3d_B@bygir!~ Thank you to everyone who made this possible! I want to especially thank my shadow levelers family and my ddr family and anyone else that has helped me get here and also to the ones that kept giving me blings to get me closer and closer..You guys are all wonderful and that's why I am so addicted to FU!!

Not Alone.....ramblings
To much time.... to not be alone. So many sleepless days.... and restless night. To have just met you.... And love you so much. You were right in front of me!! But I could never see.... your invisible smile. Everything seems so right.... to just be held.... in your arms so tight. Time can erase this hurt I feel.... but my feelings sometimes show. And with you beside me.... it feels so real. To not be alone.... from the hurt that does not show!!

Forever.....more Ramblings
In your arms to be held so tight All of my nightmares vanish into the night I long for the warmth of your touch tonight To be held in the moonlit gaze of your eyes To feel the touch of your hand on my face I long for your breath on my neck tonight If for only one more night With you forever in my dreams Together we can make those dreams be as one In my thoughts all day long And in the night into my dreams To be held in your gaze All the pain just fades away But my love for you grows stronger each day That forever in your arms I will stay

Drama Sucks
I hate stupid people. One in particular that I hate thinks she has the right to try and break up my boyfriend and me all because we told her to leave us alone because she was flirting with him and it was making us both angry. She even wanted to ruin my friendships and my life as well just because I refuse to talk to her about it. She said she didn't want my man yet she threatens to break us up. I tell her nothing in this univrese let alone the galaxy could ever split us up so she goes after my friends and the rest of my life. talk about a lying jealous bitch. Not to mention that my ex wants to get back with me only because I have a serious boyfriend whom our daughter calls daddy. He will be her daddy soon. Hopefully by next year at the latest. She wants nothing to do with him and makes it very well known. Why can't people just go away when they know they are unwanted? Why do they try to be persistant? doesn't he know that he has lost us for good? Doesn't she know that I'm always going

Stupid Girl I Should Of Known
Say you're sorry That face of an angel comes out Just when you need it to As I pace back and forth all this time 'Cause I honestly believed in you Holding on, The days drag on Stupid girl I should have known, I should have known That I'm not a princess This ain't a fairytale I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet Lead her up the stairwell This ain't Hollywood, This is a small town I was a dreamer before you went and let me down Now its too late for you and your White Horse, To come around. Baby I was naÎve, Got lost in your eyes I never really had a chance. I had so many dreams about you and me. Happy endings; Now I know I'm not a princess This ain't a fairytale I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet Lead her up the stairwell This ain't Hollywood, This is a small town I was a dreamer before you went and let me down Now its too late for you and your White Horse, To come around. And there you are on your knees Begging for forgiveness, Begg

I Will Love You-more Ramblings
As long as I can dream.... as long as I can think.... as long as I have a memory.... I will love you. As long as I have eyes to see.... and ears to hear.... and lips to speak.... I will love you. As long as there is time.... As long as there is love.... as long as there is you.... and as long as I have a breath to speak your name.... I will love you.

Time Tales-just Ramblings
If I had another chance tonight I would try to tell you the things we had were right Time can erase the things we shared But it gives me time to realize Just how much you cared Now you're gone I'm really not the same I guess I have myself to blame Time can erase the things we said But it gives me time to realize That you're the one instead Now that I'm alone it gives me time To think about the years you were mine And of the years that you will be mine But it gives me time to realize Just how much you cared But it also tells me That you're the one I love And the one I need

Into The Orifice, He Goes
->TurTLe-Pea...: As a padawan, one learns, never to joke about polishing another mans sword TurTLe-Pea...: no,got the wrong mofo here.Kindly move along to another dick to suck Yoda TurTLe-Pea...: ur joking right??? ->TurTLe-Pea...: A LIghtsaber i have, polishing, it needs TurTLe-Pea...: wtf? ->TurTLe-Pea...: i dont mean to sound queer or anything, but could i suck yor dick? TurTLe-Peace Love Respect Always..! "TDRF"Bryte Lytz Big Citi"Come Join Us!@ fubar

First Time Ebay User...
So, DJ is really good with his hands (no sexual pun intended) but he makes these awesome Hiking Staff's made out of different types of wood, he can make picture frames, and knives too plus he can engrave or burn (something like that) anything in them that you want. Anyway the point is that we decided to take our run on EBAY to see if anything happens with that since we are in need of some cash-flow. I wanted to put it out there incase anyone is interested in anything like that (contact me for DETAILS) Or knows someone who is. Plus, if you use EBAY please rate us because I know you need good ratings to get your stuff purchased. THANKS: Link to our 1st sale: http://cgi.ebay.com/Hand-Carved-Walking-Staff_W0QQitemZ170304178209QQihZ007QQcategoryZ23809QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Gun Control
Gun Control Anyone that knows me also knows that I am an avid shooter and gun collector. It’s a hobby I enjoy doing simply due to the fact I love competition. I crave it… and will never back down from a challenge even if I know I am going to lose. Although I might lose I will only improve myself with each and every shot. To me gun control is about hitting your target, the safe handling of a weapon and of course the regulation of firearms. Recently a teacher was suspended from teaching because of a picture she had on facebook of her holding a weapon and pointing it at the camera. I have to ask myself why a school board thinks they have the right to suspend a teacher for a picture on a webpage that wasn’t affiliated with the school, teaching or children? This was her personal page that outlines herself and what she likes to do. Social networking sites such as Myspace, Facebook and Fubar all have sections for “About Me” where the user lists various hobbies, activities, interests

Always There-wrote & Read At My Grandma's Funeral
She's been watching over us.... it seems like a lifetime. Been there thru all the seasons.... for a lot of different reasons. She's taken care of us all.... for far to numerous reasons. We've all loved her back.... and showed her in our own ways. Now she's gone home to heaven.... to the one that she loved first. Although we miss her here the most.... We all know that.... Mom, Grandma, Great grandma, and friend......will Always be there

No Clue What To Do About My Mother's Downward Turn With Health
No clue what to do about my mother's downward turn with health Current mood: stressed Just need to rant about what I have been silently been going through with my mother's health ordeal the last couple months. Those of you who know me well already know my mother has some severe health issues with her back being the worse as of recent year or so. The last 3 months now it has gotten to the point were she can't even walk without taking lots of pain medications and the last few weeks they haven't even helped. About two months ago she fell in the bathroom fracturing two ribs compounding the pain. For the last two weeks I have had to take care of her because she can only stand or walk far enough to go to the bathroom. The last week now all she has done is cry because of the pain and pray to god to just die. I have been trying to push for her insurance company and doctors to do something to help but just keep getting the run around. Today we are at the pain management center again tryi

Latest Journal Entry...
Hey, ppl. Well, I've been doing a lot of journaling lately. Writing down my feelings. Its helping me cope. Most definately its helping. Sometimes, I choose to blog my journal entries. Not for anyone in specific to read, just want to blog them. But, some of my journal entries are specifically geared towards certain individuals. This letter was never meant to go out; I turned it into another entry, bascially. I HOPE YOU FIND YOURSELF WELL. THIS IS CALLED MY "LET GO" LETTER. SO, PLEASE, LET EVERY WORD SOAK IN YOUR HEART. BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WRITE YOU, TALK TO YOU, OR SEE YOU (EXCEPT WHEN WE HAVE TO SWITCH TURNS WITH LYANNA). AND I INTEND ON FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN. I JUST ASKED GOD TO HELP ME FORM THE WORDS AS I WRITE THIS. THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU AND I CAN TALK, AS YOU'VE TOLD ME BEFORE. IN MY POINT OF VIEW, I ALWAYS ANGER YOU, ABOUT EVERY TWO WEEKS. I AM NOT PERFECT. BUT I AM DONE APOLOGIZING. I FEEL THAT YOU'VE ALLOWED YOUR HURT TO CREATE A MAN WHO DOES

Fedoras And Pants, An Observation
I learned something about fedoras tonight, If you have one on you assume that you are also wearing pants. I can't think of any situation that involves a fedora but not pants. About 5 minutes ago I thought of something I needed from my car and I was already wearing my snazzy hat so I just walked out to my car... I was about 10 steps out the door then realized that I was rocking boxer briefs a t shirt and a fedora. Of course people upstairs were partying on the balcony so I couldn't just run back inside. They were staring at me by now so I figured I'd just go with it. I strolled to my car in the shortest of shorts pretending it was intentional. I'm a moron.

Ok Bad News, Dont Want Laptop Anymore
I was trying to save up to buy me a new laptop so I didnt have to worry about using my moms or my sisters anymore. As of tonight I am saving up for something different. Something more important now. I just found out my best friend who is like a sister to me. Her new house she was just moving into burnt down. She has a one year old little boy. She had all of his stuff in the new house. She figured it would be easier to get his stuff settled in first so hed have a place to play while they moved the rest of the stuff in. The only thing that she didnt move in was his bed. So now her poor son has lost EVERYTHING except his bed and the clothes on his back. So, everything I sale 100% of the money will be going to give him new things. New toys new clothes no everything. I however cannot replace his pictures. But I will do my best to help his parents replace everything else that poor baby has lost. Sometimes it takes something this big to show you how small a laptop really is.

Poem....wrote 4 My Daughters....
The days seem to last forever..... without you near. I miss you even more..... without a chance to hold you. To only pray that soon. I can see the pain.... that without you here. Sometimes at night..... I lay awake and wonder. If you miss me..... as much as I do you. If only to just hold you.... and tell you.... how much I miss you.... without you near.

Pittsburghese
Pittsburghese is what we call it. It's that special language-within-a-language that is unique to Pittsburgh. Oh sure, people in Boston and Brooklyn and Tupelo talk "funny" too. But Pittsburghese is different. Pittsburghese is words that don't seem to exist anywhere else, words that we think we've heard elsewhere(but we're not quite sure), and of course, those special Pittsburgh-only words. Some people might call it a dialect. Others may call it regional English. But to all of us, it's just plain Pittsburghese. Here, for your edification and amusement is a dictionary of Pittsburghese. *NOTE* A lot of these definitions (and the above introduction) are from Ken and Jakie Abel's "The Toungue-in-Cheek Guide to Pittsburgh". A round of applause to all Pittsburghers (not excluding myself) who made this dictionary possible. "A Ahia-Our neighboring state to the west. Aht-A Pittsburgher's way of saying out, as in "Don't wait dinner for me honey, I'm going aht for a walk." Alls-An example of g

To Our Lost Friends And Loved Ones
Back in 2007, I lost my 7 month old neice. Her name was Rebecca Raine Mink. Before she pasted being that she lived in texas with my sister and other family, i didnt spend much time with her or the rest of the family. I didnt really care to honestly... my family and i dont really see eye to eye (most of them ne ways). After she pasted, I realized that it is not right to not be with family. It really sucks that it took that to make me realize it, but it did. I never got to hold her or talk to her. First time I touched her she was cold and in a coffin. It hurt me so bad. The reason for this blog is to get you to thinking.Even though you may not like a person in your family does not mean you should not have anything to do with them. You never know when they will not be there anymore. You never want to take friends or family for granted.Or anyone for that matter. We have all had friends who have pasted. I went to school with alot of them and I stopped talking to them, and never got to say

Dreams
how do you know what is real what is not?Dreams are dreams some people think, but some of our dreams are actually glimpses of the future, past, or present. Are you suppose to go try to figure out how to stop it? Are you suppose to just live with it...? What are you suppose to do when you see certain things?How are you suppose to react when you wake up in cold sweats?When you wake up screaming or find yourself crying in your sleep, what are you to do? Is there anything that you can do to stop whatever event from happening? Is what you just experienced real? Well, sometimes they are real. Sometimes you are suppose to stop them and sometimes your not.Normal people react to these as merely a nightmare. They might even just brush it off and go about there day.Then when it happens either it becomes dajavu or an oh shoot i could have stop that. Yes, your experience is very real, for the most part. If you will write down your dream in your notebook. You will come to find that most of them wil

Life
****THE LAW OF ATTRACTION**** When you put out negative into the universe, you get back negative. If you put out postive, you get back postive. So, if you think postive, postive stuff will come to you. There is a really good book if you are interested in reading it. The book is The Secret by: Rhonda Bryon... dont think last name is spelled right.You might be able to look it up on the internet and find out what i am talking about. i have heard about this before, I just did not really think about it. If you change you way of thinking to postive you will see great improvement in your mood and in your every day life... I have done it. Also, instead of thinking... oh my stomach hurts... find away to either not think about it or make that thought a postive one. It helps and you may even notice that you do not hurt anymore. good luck... if you have any questions feel free to ask blessed be

Love
****LOVE**** Alot of people throw this word around. Even I am guilty of it. To me love is when it hurts. It hurts when the person you "love" is not with you. When you can not stop thinking about them. When it is hard to look at your life without them. When everything you do your thinking about them and wishing they were with you. Not only to be there for you, but so they can see and enjoy things as you do. You want them to laugh when you laugh. Meaning you want them to be able to enjoy the things that are around you and dont want them to miss out. Love is when you would do anything for that person. When they are hurt, you wish you could take the pain away. When they are sick... you want to take there sickness just so they can feel better. When they cry you want to take there tears as your own so they will not be upset anymore. When they work so hard and you just want to work more so they do not have to. When you will give your breath knowing it could be your last just so they could br

Life
Some of us, myself included, have taken things for granted in life, the simpliest things. For instance, a vehicle, money, food, water, electricity, phones, cable, internet, books and many more. There are even major things that some of us take for granted... family, love, friends, breathe, body parts... and many more. I have come to realize, maybe because i am not working, there are things that I have that I would not normally have if it was not for my husband. I had a big wake up call. I am usually on the internet all the time. I thanked him for the intenet, why u ask... well if u sit and look at it ... i would not have the internet or anything if it wasn't for him. If he did not work his butt off and do what he does for us I would not have alot of things. There would be pure boredom in my life. I love him for this and for lots of other reasons. If you sit back and look at your life, are you taking things for granted in your life? If you are, and I am not saying that you are, you

Just Been Journaling Lately
You make me feel as if I'm not real; A non-existant purpose in your life. I am brushed off, emotionally beat down to the ground, I was just your mistress, never to be your wife. The woman, out of a love so wild, incubated your child... Now, for her you have no time. Since you became tired of her, she roams the Earth, Trying to find the rhythm to her rhyme.

Faith
faith is a journey having faith in someone is asking them to help lead you down a path you want to travel so that sounds like a part of love is putting your faith in another person and going on a journey with them it takes alot to put your faith in someone but then again maybe it will help you get to the point you want to get to or can you spend a long period of time without having faith in someone or loving them so this is a declaration of my faith in you i want to make this journey with you by my side i want to lead you and be lead by you to a place that i have never been before life has a way of showing you things you sometimes dont wanna see but sometimes its about your faith in another person that dictates how you go down that road so put your faith in me and let me show you what your faith in me will reward you with

Deal Or No Deal?
m: JohnB31 [ HEAD ... (Please come and Join me In my new Lounge Synful De) Pittsburgh, PA subject: HI received: 02/18/2009 08:30 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam want to make a deal Deal with the Devil?

All About My Birthday!!!
13 June 1982 Your date of conception was on or about 20 September 1981 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 3. Your fortune cookie reads: We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. Mother Teresa Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445133.5. The golden number for 1982 is 7. The epact number for 1982 is 5. The year 1982 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein. You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Sh

Honey Pot Teddy Bears
Honey Pot Teddy Bears Hot melt glue chips or sticks Teddy Bears Coaster / Cutting Board / Wood Plank Ribbon Double boiler Honey bears come in all different sizes , some are placed on platforms others are just left as they are sitting. For this project we used 2 small teddy bears and a round wooden egg holder for the honey pot. Use hot glue gun sticks in a natural yellow color. Or if you can, purchase the actual chips which can be found at good craft stores. Use a double boiler to melt the glue down, You can also use an old food tin can to avoid making too much mess. Melt the glow down on a slow heat and then using a stick, or spoon, drizzle it over the bears mouth and hands. Be careful as the glue is still HOT enough to burn your skin. Allow it to cool and glue onto a coaster or small cutting board for stability. You can have your bears sitting, standing or even smaller bears submerged in a pot of honey. These make fan

Burning Bridges
Burning bridges of the past Surmises up the future. The past is the past But for some that is not something easily let go of. The past for many effects our thinking Our ability to love, to nurture, and thensome Burning bridges of the present Surmises up a past life. Burning bridges Time to Move forward & conquer them. Burning bridges Make the move towards the future. Learn from the past & work in the present for the future.

10 Random Things...
1. Last night Doomascus played a battle of the bands. I don't know who the judges were, but they were so harsh it was overly harsh. It was like they were all that Simon dude from American Idol. However, it was a lot of fun. Those dudes are some of the best people I have ever met. It was great hanging with Chris, Justin (and their ladies), Corey/Master/C & B Maximus, and even that Mike fellow who seemed pretty cool and funny. We did meet some nice people in West Virginia, and we also met quite a few unfriendly bands. Apparently our pants were not tight enough for some of them. We love all bands, regardless of pant tightness...but no hard feelings I suppose. 2. I just lost a very important person to me. They didn't die, but to me did something unforgivable...at least for now. She probably doesn't even realize what she is losing, and may not even care. It has been tearing me up this last week...and thanks to new friends like Jessi, and old friends...like the other Jessi from Dayton...I

Empowered
Hypothetically, people worry about everyone being selfishly oriented. "If everyone did exactly what they want to do, what kind of world would this be?" And we say, a really, really good one. Because if everyone did what they wanted to do, everyone would feel free. And if you feel free, you feel empowered. And every negative emotion that exists—hear this—every negative emotion that exists is because there is some sense of loss of freedom somewhere in there.

The Darkness
As the sun sets, The Darkness arises. Embracing me within his dark fold. Giving me a warmth within the cold of the night. Life begins anew once more for me. Darkness is where I want to be. Where I wish to be. My Darkness is new life. The Darkness See the rising moon shining brightly in the dark sky. The Silhouette of shadows forming in the night. Of Lovers, Of Creatures of The Night. The Darkness Arisen from the Leviathan Awaken from his slumber To rule the night as night should be ruled. The Darkness Come Embrace it. The Darkness Come Welcome it. The Darkness...

Tuesday, February 18, 2009
Once again I find myself surrounded by drama -- drama here on Fubar, drama at work, drama at home, drama with the ex. I certainly don't think that I create this drama, but somehow it just seems to find me. I am a kind, gentle, and loving woman with a heart of gold. I'm always just a phone call away to my friends and my yahoo is almost always on for those that need to just vent. By doing this am I creating the drama? Am I allowing it into my life? Where do I draw the line without ruining friendships? Is there such a thing as a drama free life? I'm not saying I want to close myself off to my friends/family because that's just not the kind of person I am. I want people to be comfortable enough to talk to me about anything and know that it's in strict confidence. I want my friends to say, "Hey, ya know she's a really neat lady and she was there for me when I just needed a shoulder!" Until I muddle through this craziness that surrounds me, I will just be content, I guess. I love my

Please Help My Friend!
Soooo, my best friend is doing Relay for Life this year, and I'd love it if you all could sponsor him! Even just a dollar would go a long way toward ending cancer around the world. I plan to donate $20, and his goal is just $50. Please help him reach his goal! Who knows? I might have a special treat for those of you who donate Here's the link to donate online: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/robertjackson Thanks guys! Erin

Free Agency
I’m in my first week and 3 days of boyfriend free agency, what is kind of kool to be in! Now I can talk to team aka girls I like. Reading ESPN boyfriend magazine and boyfriend center showing my OVR at 95/99. Some of the teams I mean girls I’m talking to are, my ex, Maryia from az and kyoko from japan. My ex we are just friends so I’m not going to be joining that team anymore lol. So I’m talking for fun and I’m down to two. It’s kind of hard but one is winning and going to take me out of free agency. But I kind of want to stay in and do my try outs for teams. Why do I put dating into some kind of sport or League. It’s fun to think of it like one. Because I’m my dad’s last son who is not married off and had kids. So I want to fun with it. I let everyone know what happen to me.

Http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/hr45-blair-holts-firearm-licensing-and-record-of-sale-act-of-2009-
http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/http://www.scribd.com/doc/11057958/HR45-Blair-Holts-Firearm-Licensing-and-Record-of-Sale-Act-of-2009- Check this link. This is absolute fucking bullshit!

Shes One Hell Of An Owner And Omg What A Women
COME CHECK OUT ONE OF THE HOTTEST FEMALE OWNERS ON THE FU...... SHE IS THE HOT & SEXY Marinagirlie MY New Fu Owner!!! SO PLEASE STOP BY HER PAGE AND SHOW HER LOTS OF FU LOVIN.. RATE/FAN/ADD/BLING/CRUSH HER.... YOU WON'T REGRET IT IF YOU DO... CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO GO AN SHOW HER SOME LOVE!! THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Taintedrage (repost of original by '~TAINTEDRAGE™~PROUDLY OWNED BY DJ INSANE~NAUGHTY BOUNCIN TIGGA~Fu Bomber~FU MOM TO MYST 1~CO OWNER O' on '2009-02-18 19:35:49')

Got To Love It.........right?
THIS LOVELY THING CALLED THE INTERNET.......GOT TO LOVE IT RIGHT? YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT, PLAY ANY ROLE YOU CHOOSE. YET WHEN YOU TRY AND BE REAL IT NEVER SEEMS TO WORK. SO WHY DOES ONE BOTHER? WHY NOT JUST PLAY THE GAMES LIKE ALL THE REST. FOR ONE ITS NOT THEM AND TWO ITS NOT REAL TO THEM. YOU CAN TAKE THIS GAME TO ANY LEVEL YOU WANT, WITH THINKING NO ONE WILL EVER GET HURT.....BUT YOU FORGET ONE THING.....SOMEONE ALWAYS DOES. WHEN YOU TRY AND BE HONEST ABOUT YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU ARE....IT ALWAYS TURNS AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS. WHEN YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND SPEAK LATER IN TIME IT ALWAYS BITES YOU IN THE ASS. SO WHERE IS THE WIN WIN HERE? THERES NOT ONE! THERES ONLY LOOSE LOOSE. YOU BE HONEST WITH PEOPLE AND THEY DONT SEE IT THEY SHUT YOU OUT AND CLOSE THEMSELVES OFF. YOU LIE AND THEY THRIVE ON IT? WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? AGAIN ITS THE GAME.....PLAY IT RIGHT YOU GET ANYTHING YOU WANT. PLAY IT WRONG AND YOU GET NOTHING.SO DO I PLAY THE GAME AND TURN INTO THE REST? O

Wedding Bully For Redhottie And Biggodsmakinfan
Love fills a lifetime and a lifetime begins when two begin a new life together It is with great pleasure that we @ Rach's Playland invite you to share in a celebration as we unite DJ Redhottie & Biggodsmakinfan in FU-MATRIMONY on Friday Nov.7th 08 @ 8pm at Rach's Playland By Rach

Stolen From Kara: Revised
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Matt Frihart 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) marie lawrence 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; father's dad) fred arthur 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) frima 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) black koi 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) micheal watertown 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The blue bud light 8. FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) mart 9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) suzie meadowlark 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) casper forsythe 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Matizzle 12. GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black jack 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfum

A Day Off
Today I was off from work. I woke up took my son to daycare. I had an appointment after I dropped him off. My appointment went well. After the appointment was over I went back home to try to get some house work done. I accomplished alot. Although I didn't quite finish everything on my to do list. I felt good about what I did get done. I even got to take a nap before going back to pick up my son. After I picked him up from daycare we went back to the house. I needed to cut his hair so I took care of that. He looks like a cute little man now instead of shaggy. lol...

A Wish
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...

Want Fubucks??
You want fubucks? Well I want to level!!! So heres the deal! If you rate all my pics will get approximately 30,000 points. I will pay you 40,000 fubucks to rate all my pics!!! If you give me your 11's while you do it I will give you an extra 10K fubucks!! This can be done over 1-2 days so I can easily verify you are rating me So just PM when you are finished!! I am also willing to pay fubucks for bling packs and autos let me know if interested! If you would like to donate a bling pack I will use all the credits on you!!!!

Tornado Watch
so yeah while i was @ work, a coworker/friend had texted another coworker about the alarms going off for the tornado......man about 10 minutes later all we heard was rain and hail.....coming down so hard we couldn't hear one another talk at all...felt like the roof could've gave in at any moment....shit i did not want that happening so yeah i fucking scared as hell for 40 minutes....worried about my family and all...the power went out for a few but we had back up generators for that...as if it wasn't bad enough, we had water leaks all over the place....of course that problem coul've been prevented had my general manager get them fixed but no he got the offices redone....wth?....so yeah we had to go around the whole store and check for them and put up a yelow cone....man i swear it Niagara fuckin falls upstairs....nothing but a pool of water in the middle of the floor....so after all of that we finally calmed down or so i thought...my friend was worried bout her car....the hail took out

Never Say Never...
Never Say Never... Just as you begin to loose hope... and faith, too, And you're feeling unsure... and lonely, too, Only remember, all is not lost... There's never a time to give up... Certainly not on love... Not on life... It's not over yet... Not even when it seems as though it is... There's still time... leave it to be a healer... Just as pointless seems to be everything else, Only remember, all is not lost... And never say never

This May Help
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How To Love
when u miss & love someone you will go thru everything that needs to be gone thru...just to keep this special person in your life. you will experience pain, tears, lust, hurt, a broken heart, u will feel that if u ever lose him/her you will not want to live anymore, before they walk out of your life you will rather take their steps so you can always step back to them, you cant imagine a world without this person, u cant trust anyone but yourself, you will do anything in order to have this person forever in your heart, you will cry yourself to sleep when you’ve been hurt, you’ll miss them all the time, you never stop smiling when u are with them, you’ll always remember that first and last kiss, you’ll dream of them close to u and wake up crying thinking that the dream was real, you’ll have butterflies in your tummy every time you think of them, you’ll have to lie just in case you lose them, you’ll always picture there smile and put it in a frame, you’ll weep for them if they feel pain,

Please Hlep My Friend
Ok where to begin there is this really great Guy on here his name is pdominoexpress~Fubar's BAD BOY~Assistant @ CLUB OF EXOTIC SECRETS~~~~ and he is Awsome he needs some love he just found out Tonight he has Advanced Lukemia I would love to try to get him to gofather he is only 238,343 away. IF u could please stop by and show him some love even if it is just a little bit it would be greatly apperciated.Here is His Link http://fubar.com/pdominoexpress

Trailer Trash???
I WANNA BE TRAILER TRASH I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes & rent! I want to live more simply, pack up the kids and move into a travel-trailer. I don't mind being called 'trailer trash', but I want to get your opinion. hmmmmm yay or nay to TRAILER TRASH!!!! peace baby

I Have Loved
I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature For us to tear ourselves apart??

My Name...
You entered: Carri Ruth Murphy There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 91 There are 4 vowels and 11 consonants in your name. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of acc

How Do You Enjoy Your Coffee
We all enjoy a good cup of coffee every now and then. Some enjoy it more often than others. We’re not talking your average everyday cup of coffee here though. We have found ways to code sex using coffee terms. Coffee = sex Decaf coffee = sex that is so-so; it’s still coffee but lacking the hype Grinding beans = dry hump or foreplay Jitters = orgasm Steam wand = cock Steaming pitcher = pussy Instant coffee = quickie Coffee with legs = bootie call Barista = hooker Espresso = phone sex Red Eye = cybering Please feel free to add to our list in the comment section below My friend and I were talking about coffee one day and this is how this all came about we decided to write this hope you enjoy Co-Writer show her some fu-luv JustAnAngel8671 ~Greeter/Promoter @ America's Brave & Proud@ fubar

[return Policy]
Y'know... it's been a year without sex. I think officially tomorrow or so. And why was it so remarkable and why did I save the date? Because my cheating, heartless bitch of an ex laid me purely out of some sick mind game, and I knew it- took 3 showers and didn't talk to her for more than 2 sentences for a week. Then I broke up with her. Then she went psychotic when I started planning on seeing some work-friends, made new friends, and broke into my house wigging the fuck out. The rest is history and public record. ... do I get my virginity back now or something? Do I revert to the same loser I was in highschool and just got lucky that... few hundred times I got laid? I'm out of scotch. This is a problem.

Hurt
Dont tell me Dont say you love me when you have no clue Dont come around and say you want to be with me Dont hold your breath while waiting for me Dont say you care or want to be with me Dont try to hold my hand or touch me Dont touch my shit and give whats mine back Dont play with my head and not with my heart Dont sit there and stare like you dont know why Dont try to wipe my tears you are what caused them Dont tell me your lies I dont want to hear them

Girls Only
Don't even think about it if..... You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 98 You weigh more then 200 Your height is not near 5'2 if you have slept with more 50 women or men You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend or boy friend You are just looking for a pussy call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound you are not be flirty and out going You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You are not into threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you are not a great kisser or good with your tongue you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready. you don't believe in unconditional love! you are not completly shaved( sorry jus

Hehe
20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial breaks. 15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. 14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. 13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. 12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. 11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." 9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. 8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. 7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.... 4. Holds up

What Would U Do!!!
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.! Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. SO TRUE!!! When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing w rong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and a

The Greatest Irony Of Love
The greatest irony of love; Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some reason, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved to little.... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often we fall in love with the person we think we love

Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman With passing years only grows

Life Is Weird,so Laugh As Hard As You Can At It.
I am the second born of 11 kids.Two of siblings are addicts.They have their own stupid reasons for being addicted,with dealing them.It makes the world better to deal with.They say you can't pick your family.Well hell yes you can.You can adopt.With the things I have experinced in life,I have learned to laugh at it.It is said " Comedy is the best medicine."I prefer to focus on the positive shit in my life,as well as keep positive people in my life. I will never have room in my life for negative people.Because they don't laugh.

My B-date...
22 November 1974 Your date of conception was on or about 1 March 1974 which was a Friday. You were born on a Friday under the astrological sign Sagittarius. Your Life path number is 9. ****9 (9, 18/9, 27/9, 36/9) The Life Path 9 suggests that you entered this plane with an abundance of dramatic feelings coupled with a strong sense of compassion and generosity. The key to the nature of a Life Path number 9 person is found in their humanitarian attitude. Even the very average of those with life path 9 possess extremely compassionate tendencies. Usually this number produces an individual that is very trustworthy and honorable, and one unlikely to harbor any sort of prejudice. Obviously, this is a rather tall order, but you are, in fact, a person that feels very deeply for individuals less fortunate than yourself, and if you are in a position to help, you certainly will. The 9, being the highest of the single digit numbers, holds an elevated position in terms of responsibilit

Want Me(men)
Men do u want me!!! Don't even think about it if..... You are or have ever been married You have never finished at least high school You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 165 Your height is not near 6'0 if you have slept with more 50 women You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend You are just looking for a booty call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound .You can't sweep me off my feet You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You must like threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you don't like to surprise women with cute little romatic stuff or little gifts you are not a great kisser you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a

You Never Were Right For Me
You sit there and act like you know what love is It isn't just layin' down with a woman and makin' kids Your momma obviously didn't teach ya right Otherwise we wouldn't be havin' this fight Don't know what I saw in you You fucked up from the beginning I knew from the start- this wouldn't be a happy ending Heard it from our friends- even your brothers That you couldn't be faithful- I needed to find another Someone that would treat me better Someone who could promise me forever Not tear me down day after day Like ya did in all your cruel and thuggish ways I knew I deserved better than you It just took me a minute to realize I could do without you Woke up one day- finally got a clue You could have had it all- it was a package deal But, you still screwed it up- none of this was EVER real Your schemin' tricks will never again turn my head I'll never again trust the words ya said Treat this like a life lesson and move on- You really need to get me outta your head You to

Secret Admirer = Stalker
Sure, it's a fun game to play. You hide online and when you see a pic scroll by, you think, "Wow, I am too much of a loser to ever get someone like that. I guess I will be a secret admirer". Grow some balls. Actually, if you are one of the ones that hit me, then please, don't grow any balls, but if you are one of the loser dudes that doesn't know how to talk to a female, then grow some balls. Luckily for you, I am here to help. I've seen cases like yours before. It's a common problem known as "underdeveloped nads" where you lack the courage to speak to people, especially some hot fu-nugget. I don't like the heathen term "chickenshit" because that often confuses the rednecks into thinking it's time for dinner. But seriously, learn some tact, some manners, and open up a dialogue. It's easy. Below are some ever-helpful pointers: Don't say, "Damn, bitch, you so fine! First of all, it is bad grammar. The correct sentence would be, "damn, bitch, you ARE so fine". Even with proper gramm

Funny
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain with a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF

Help This Marine Get Back To Godfather
HE SUPPORTS HIS COUNTRY NOW I AM ASKING YOU TO SUPPORT HIM HE HAD HIS ACCOUNT HACKED WAS A GODFATHER NOW HE IS STARTING OVER Sgt.Redneck@ fubar LETS HELP THIS MARINE GET BACK TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN GO F/A/R/B/B/C THIS MARINE THIS BULLY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar

Don't Want You As My Man
never want to see your face again This has got to end You said you'd love me forever This will be never I'm not a stepping stone Nor your dog who needs a bone You played with my heart Till you ripped it apart I'm to skinny you say well others seem to like me this way I'm sorry I'm not fat And certainly not a tramp I know who I am And I certainly don't want you as my MAN c@ Michelle L. Wagner 2-18-09

Life
Hey people. Just decided to post a blog lol. MMFWCL to all Lo's and Lette's out there!!!! Well lets see my last relationship ended on the 9th of jan and because if it completly destroyed me. Its been a tough road to get over her and better but now im here and ready to swing the hatchet high with anyone who wants to chill and talk so yeah.

Got A Auto-11 At 9p.m Tonight Est! Look Blings And Things
Got a auto-11 on for the the next 24 hours. Got bling random giving out and rate folder for 10k for 100 rates. Ramdom folder the have 100 will pay 10k for rates:

Care To Trade?
I am a camgirl and am willing to trade one of my camshows for auto 11 bling, Cherrybomb (thats what im most wanting) or blasts. i will also make a salute, either nsfw or sfw, for bling. the barter system was the way of life back in the day lol

Here I Go Again...
Life is spastic and rushed. I feel like I'm being ripped in twenty million different directions. School needs my attention, the kids need me. Hope really needs me at times, and hell I need me. Not to mention my masses of friends online and off both that have gotten used to my attention when they need .. well demand it. Sighs. To top it off here comes Scott and Greg both at the same time. As if I don't have enough I'm coping with. I have to fight with feelings that I have going on there. On the one hand I have Greg who just somehow possesses my every part. Then here's Scott who I developed some serious feelings for and both... just let me down. I'm so tired of putting everything in a relationship just to see it crash and burn.. sometimes for reasons I'm unaware of. I don't have the strength, time nor energy to be someone's everything. I need someone to be MY everything. Kinda selfish huh?! But it's true. I need a distraction not a hindrance. It's impossible to even consider t

Lost Cherry Night In The After Dark
ATTN: ALL OLD SCHOOL LOST CHERRY USERS, COME IN the AFTER DARK WITH YOUR ORIGINAL LOST CHERRY PICTURE AND SCREEN NAME, AND LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS TO BE IN A DRAMA FREE, RULE FREE, BLING FREE, HAPPY HOUR FREE, AND ALL THE EXTRA CRAP THAT WE WORRY ABOUT NOW KINDA NIGHT... YES THAT SENTANCE RAN ON FOREVER, SORRY! CLICK THE LINK AND LETS GO BACK IN TIME! CHEERS!

Happy Hour
EVERYBODY SAY HELLO TO MOMMYNUTT SHE'S THE A WONDERFUL PERSON AND AN AMAZING FRIEND. SHE HELPS EVERYONE ON FUBAR AND TO HELP US OUT A LITTLE MORE SHE'S HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR ON THURSDAY FEBRUARY 19th AT 9PM ET/6PM FU-TIME and WILL HAVE AUTO 11S ON ALL DAY!! SO SAVE UP YOUR 11'S AND YOUR BLINGS & SHOW THIS HOTTIE ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU'VE GOT. IT WILL BE RETURNED BY BOTH OF US!! CLICK ON HER PICTURE TO BE SENT TO HER PAGE AND GET READY TO SHOW HER THE LOVE Mommynutt**PrOmOtEr FoR tHe PlAyGrOuNd**R/L Owner of my sexy Tuffy**Owned by DJ MaRc**@ fubar SO REMEMBER THURSDAY FEBRUARY 19th 6PM ET/ 9PM FU-TIME. SHE'S WORTH ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU SHOW HER.

Damn Ier... Cassie-flyleaf
Bored, and not my fault RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Epiphany-Staind HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Make up your mind- Theory of a deadman WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Angel's Son-Sevendust HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? bad girlfriend-theory of a deadman WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Starlight-evans blue WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Tiny Heart-flyleaf WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Fake it-Seether () WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? No Excuses-Alice in chains WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Creep-radiohead WHAT IS 2 + 2? Poster Princess-Jet Black Stare WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Cold-Evans Blue WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Mourning-Tantric

Pimpout
Show Some Love FUBAR!!! Wills-Real life husband to CTGirl! Owned By TNdreamer@ fubar Just click the Picture!! Please stop by and FAN, RATE and ADD this Sexy Soldier. He also needs help leveling!!! So come on FUBAR show him some love and he and I will both return the favor!!! PIMPOUT BY Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-R/L Wife of Wills-Owned by BGF55♥Dangerous Curves Member@ fubar Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Good Friend
~ Roni ~ Enforcer/Greeter@Devil's Rejects ~ HeadEnforcer@The HideAway ~ Fu-Owned by Dj Florida@ fubar Miss who lol ....I have perfect aim@ fubar *Ms. Confident*@ fubar ♥ƤÍɱpƹţŦƹ♥ *owened*& h.c.g@anarchy@ fubar ~♥ MRS.TRULO ♥~ Head Greeter @ The Players Club@ fubar

Mind Your Business Time
This is to the Spy's + Drama Kings & Queens from my Friends List or perhaps Family. You all need to Mind your F in Business.Find someone else to Chatterbox about.Or get a F in Life. I create mostly Masterpiece Morphs & ID's an Auto 11 Tags,in exchange for Rates & FuBlings. I Generate all my Rates in my 3+ yr Quest to Godfather.(Hacked Acct 211368,Sept.6,2006 Join'd) I do not Beg like most on Fubar do for Leveling Help. An Master Jeff, Bows before no one. So if I Blog something you don't like Deleete me Please.I don't desire whiners as Friends. Sally Ass Useless F_ckers.Useless Piece of Sh_ts.Go Create Drama someplace else not on my Page.I don't have Time. Very Busy making Morphs + Things.Showing Morph Love onto others. Nice Venting.

Poem Called : I Love You, I Love.... I Love You
Soaring. So close to the teasing winds, as love's lungs breathe life into our once hollow chests. And motionless veins suddenly ignite the need to flow steadily; beating peacefully. Lush green fields sway beneath performing clouds. Purity and holiness... Reflecting pinks, yellows, whites and gold linings... We lay on a checkered blanket. As rolling hills run rhymes into our minds. The pollen-scented breeze carries our love to God's heavenly kingdoms, where angels plant promises into the nourishing soil of unfolding futures. Bountiful blessings pour from spirit creatures. The angels swoop above and smile as with shining expressions of ardent affection, we exchange passionate gazes. Blue eyes meet brown, and lazy afternoons stretch into midnight galaxies. One look overturns the hours, into which we Dance. Your firm grip pulls my waist into your tall frame. A lingering kiss waves me goodbye as you push my body away, yet you still hold m

Poem Called Tears And Fears
Ripples, through an ocean spring of self loathing Stained upon my heavy heart for the world to never see What lies beyond is greater than pain, but pure intoxication Of a smothering reality which turned its back without reason Leaving open an empty void waiting still to be filled. Though time does tick by, a fight is fought here everyday! With dried up emotions too drained to care, what do I do? Continue along like all is good and nothing's wrong, how fun, The ways of life shown to me are but a burden to the soul And if forgetting was possible, perhaps id be a little in control. Ever heard the saying "Love makes the earth move"? Well yeah! Just the wrong way, that's sods law of bad luck, Try and try, fight on, but ask yourself though, what for? Because when all is said & done and today reaches tomorrow You'll get hurt and left alone, with only silence left to borrow. I'm not a bitter man who speaks of despair in abundance But there is a point where enough is

Poem Called : Leave Me The Pieces
What happened to the happiness I used to feel? Now I look up at the stars and wish I was there, But the pain just tears me apart And the tears wash away my soul What can I do to win your heart? What can I give in exchange for you love? What can I say to make you stay? Because I will do anything to be with you More than anything I want things to be like before But I know that cant be Because you'll never change You dont care about me You're hot and cold You're back and forth I know you dont want me For more than a toy So just do me one favor If I dare even ask When the time comes And you leave once again At least leave whats left of my heart

Ghost Town - Specials
Bored, and not my fault RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Minus Human - Metallica HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Stricken - Disturbed WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Supermassive Black Hole - Muse HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Most Exalted Potentate Of Love - Queens Of The Stone Age WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Science - System Of A Down WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Wheels Of Steel - Saxon WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Balaclava - Arctic Monkeys WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Ty Cobb - Soundgarden WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent WHAT IS 2 + 2? Moondance - Nightwish WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Whiskey In The Jar - Thin

Birthday Stuff
31 March 1986 Your date of conception was on or about 8 July 1985 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Aries. Your Life path number is 4. Your fortune cookie reads: All your hard work will soon pay off. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446520.5. The golden number for 1986 is 11. The epact number for 1986 is 19. The year 1986 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987. You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth

Suicide
Why do i bother trying to be parts of sites like this.My depression fucks with everything i do and its not just me saying i have depression Ive been clinically diagnosed with the fucking illness.But damn i go into a lounge and talk to a really sweet beautiful sexy girl who seems to like me back but is actually uncomfortable with me but doesnt say a damn thing.So yes i get attached and clingy easy so i do this and along with some crude humor and questions that were all reasonable i get fucking banned without so much of a word.I mean why do i bother anyone i meet hates me,feels sorry for me,or pity's me no one seems to want to be my friend or anything else for who i am,So why the fuck should i even bother going on with my life cause its not just on this site or other sites its my everyday life.Im a worthless human being a ex-Heroin addict 2 months clean so yes my life is still in shambles and im still recovering but i mean Why if this unfucking curable depression keep fucking up everythi

Suggestion?
well, my first account got deleted for exposing a faker. either the faker had friends in high places, or fubar just likes the fake profiles. i mean, think of it. the prettier the faces on the front page, the more people will join. the more pretty faces scrolling by on he top of the screen, the longer people stick around and read ads. who wants to look at ugly people? so i'm sure my suggestion will never get used, but i'll try it anyways. i love the idea of salutes. and i love the idea of not being able to hide salutes. so what do people do? post a salute, mark it private, level up, and delete it as soon as humanly possible. so why only need salutes to level up? why not get demoted back to level 10 if you don't have a salute? keep your points, and you get your rank back when you put up a new salute? Just a thought.

New Owner, Please Show This Great Person Some Love!!!
This is my new owner. She is a wonderful person. Please Show her some love. DeeDeeMB~MBHarleyMan's sexual reality DeeDeeMB~MBHarleyMan's sexual reality~@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by: jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,~* Owner of BBW GODDESS*~ Owned by Ms Sassy@ fubar

A Brazilian
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident". The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way"! Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved". After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,--- "How many is a Brazilian?"

Witchie Woman
Flaming hair and honey lips words fly from her finger tips a regular voice on fu at night her endless wit puts fools to flight woooo hooo Witchie woman see how her words fly wooo hooo Witchie woman she makes fu men sigh she holds them spell bound in the night dancing fingers , always right crazy laughter in the mummers room she drives the madness and dumb posters to doom wooo hooo Witchie woman she makes fubar fly wooo hooo Witchie woman shes got the moon in her eye well I know you all love her but let me tell you brother its like sleeping in the devils bed and there's some rumors going round that boobs are whats bound to rock her in the nite booby skin turns Red wooo hooo Witchie woman see how her words fly wooo hooo Witchie woman shes got you in her eye

"she Gets Used......"
Her entire body ached with nerves and anticipation. She had never done this before. And as she waited outside the massive french doors, hesitating to knock or ring the bell, she thought again "what am I doing here?" Dainty fingers curled into a fist, lightly wrapping on the door with a certain sense of hesitance. She waited for a moment.. two.. then she saw a shadow in the window framing the wall next to the door. She had been instructed to dress appropriately. "Prepare to be used," he had said. And so she did. Her skirt, while long, was worn without the hindrance of panties and her snug fitting blouse was also worn with no bra underneath. The door opened and it all seemed to be in slow motion, she sucked in a breath and glanced up at the man she had never physically met before but would now be her master. She blinked, looking over him timidly. His hair was as dark as the look on his face, but beautiful. High cheekbones were set in a stern chisel cut face and crystal blue ey

Ohhh, Too Rich...
Okay, like usual there's some guy on the mumms... yada yada... Acting all hard and shit, yada yada... Sends a PERSONAL response to me 20 minutes after the fact, yada yada... Only THIS time, he's naming different places we could "exchange pleasantaries" and these PLACES are around where I live... To quote him: ""u wanna clothes line me......really ??...ok then......where are we doing this.......this i gotta see.........hmmmmmmm.....Ray's place....The Loft? or would you rather just meet at the student center ? You know.....the one on Summit St......We'll see how far you get on your threat." Heh. I think I might be taking my glasses off come thursday night and be the father that this kid never had...

When You Love Someone
when you love someone - you'll do anything you'll do all the crazy things that you can't explain you'll shoot the moon - put out the sun when you love someone you'll deny the truth - believe a lie there'll be times that you'll believe you can really fly but you're lonely nights - have just begun when you love someone when you love someone - you'll feel it deep inside and nothin else can ever change your mind when you want someone - when you need someone when you love someone... when you love someone - you'll sacrifice you'd give it everything you got and you won't think twice you'd risk it all - no matter what may come when you love someone you'll shoot the moon - put out the sun when you love someone

I Dont Want To Miss A Thing
i could stay awake just to hear you breathing, watch you smile while your sleeping, while your far away and dreaming, i could spend my life in this sweet surrender, i could stay lost in this moment forever, every moment spent with you is a moment i treasure, (chorus) i don't want to close my eyes, i don't want to fall asleep cause i miss you baby,and i don't want to miss a thing, cause even when i dream of you, the sweetest dream would never do, i still miss you baby, and i don't want to miss a thing, lying close to you feeling your heart beating, and i wondering what your dreaming, wondering if it's me your seeing, and then i kiss your eyes and thank god we're together, i just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever, (chorus) i don't want to miss one smile, i don't want to miss one kiss, i just want to be with you right here with you, just like this, i just want to hold you close , and feel your heart so close to mine, and just s

Unforgettable
Unforgettable, that's what you are Unforgettable though near or far Like a song of love that clings to me How the thought of you does things to me Never before has someone been more Unforgettable in every way And forever more, that's how you'll stay That's why, darling, it's incredible That someone so unforgettable Thinks that I am unforgettable too Unforgettable in every way And forever more, that's how you'll stay That's why, darling, it's incredible That someone so unforgettable Thinks that I am unforgettable too

My Birthday ~
Your date of conception was on or about 2 November 1980 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Leo. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444811.5. The golden number for 1981 is 6. The epact number for 1981 is 24. The year 1981 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/5/1981 and ending 1/24/1982. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the se

At Last
At last my love has come along my lonely days over and life is like a song Ooh At last the skies above are blue well my heart was wrapped up in clover the night I looked at you I found a dream that I could speak to a dream that I could call my own I found a thrill to press my cheek to a thrill that I have never known well You smile you smile oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine at last I found a dream that I could speak to a dream that I could call my own I found a thrill to press my cheek to a thrill that I have never known well You smile you smile oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine at last ooo yea you are mine you are mine at last at last at last at last

Wonderful Tonight
It's late in the evening She's wonderin' what clothes to wear She puts on her make-up And brushes her long blond hair And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?" And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight We go to a party And everyone turns to see This beautiful lady walkin around with me And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?" And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight I feel wonderful because I see the love light in your eyes And the wonder of it all is that you just don't realize how much I love you It's time to go home now And I've got an achin' head So I give her the car keys And she helps me to bed And then I tell her As I turn out the light I say my darlin', you are wonderful tonight Oh, my darlin, you are wonderful tonight

Love Of A Woman
My baby knows me better than I do Funny how a woman had that over a man I can do anything with her here beside me Leaning on her is where I make my stand Chorus Where would we be without the love of a woman? Standing behind her man even when he is wrong The true pure undying love of a woman Makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone My Daddy was a wild one when he was younger Everyone told me mamma he's be hard to tame Full of himself said Sir to nobody But you ought to see him come running whn mamma calls his name Chorus A man goes crazy trying to catch his feelings Too much pride or maybe the words come out wrong But that's okay cause he's still her hero Steady as a rock her love keeps holding on

Birthday Calculator
5 March 1979 Your date of conception was on or about 12 June 1978 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: The days you work are the best days. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2443937.5. The golden number for 1979 is 4. The epact number for 1979 is 2. The year 1979 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980. You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the