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There Comes A Time....
There comes a time...in everyones life where they reach a point to where everything else in thier life just becomes meaningless...except for one person or thing or just maybe an idea. I belive for once I am at that point. The time to make choices for the future is at hand. To fight, ...its a hard choice to make. Do you place your faith on hope. What is hope anyway? The ideal that it will get easier. That for once maybe you can breathe a little better? That its not so hard? That your life for once can make just a little bit more sense? I've fought so hard already and isnt this life just full of things you seem to already struggle for? Then you think...when you give up on all that you know when you reach out for that once certain thing will you regret it in the end? I guess its the price you pay for life altering choices. Do you ever quit wondering? I know where my heart lies, but I guess what they say is true nothing ever comes easy even something you whole heartedly believe in. Smiles.
Awesome House Music Blog
Check out my house music blog for the best new house remixes!! http://digitaleargasm.blogspot.com
Photo Business Name
So I am debating a name for my Photo Business... NEED HELP SNAP OUT OF IT Make it snappy Happy Snaps Happy snapper The Memory Bank snap happy Time captured Moments captured whowasthatguyagain.com Still Working Photography Still Working Photography Billshootsyou Whoshotyou Still Precious Seethelight
Peeve
One of my pet peeves is people calling me "cutie". I am not a bunny rabbit, or a 12 year old. Pretty much anyone that calls me that doesn't have a chance of me responding to their "hey, cutie". *I'm sure some of you, assholes, will do just that right now ;p
Wonders Sometimes!
I know I've been talking alot about my problems lately however my mother is do here in 3 days although everytime I call to talk with her shes either sleeping or to busy now in some way I feel as if shes ignoring my calls & don't want to talk with me, it's hurting me to know that she'd do something like that but what would you think if you had asked your mother to be there for you while you go through a procedure? And not want to talk about it or pretty much ignore you, it'll make you feel worthless... I did call a few times & she said I'll call ya back but never did so what would you all think??? Anyways I do hope that I'm not bothering her with my problems, seeing she has some of her own an all. My sister just got out of surgery a few days ago an she was there for her another sister of mine is in some deep shit with the law & of course she's there for her now that I'm in need it seems as if I'm left alone to deal with it myself which is hard because I know my husband won't be able to
How A Crime Family Turned Dysfunctional
How a crime family turned dysfunctional Friday, May 9, 2003 BY ROBERT RUDOLPH Star-Ledger Staff They were once the epitome of Mafia propriety. Their patriarch was the model for Marlon Brando's Godfather. His successor was an impeccable dresser known to chew out underlings who wore the wrong thing to a family gathering or wake. But in the past 10 years, the DeCavalcante crime family - New Jersey's only home-grown Mafia clan - has become a wretched parody of itself. Its founder - Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante, better known as Sam the Plumber - is dead. The man who followed in his footsteps, John Riggi, has been behind bars for years with no hopes of release. Riggi's son-in-law has turned informant, and the family, racked by internal strife and paranoia, has been slaughtering its own people. "It's certainly not the A-Team," said Kevin McCarthy, the former head of the U.S. Organized Crime Strike Force in New Jersey, and the man who sent Riggi to jail. In fact
Lessons
Life has so many lessons, and now I can see that I have so much more to learn! A very dear friend of mine has started teaching me about being comfortable within my own skin. My daughter is teaching me that I really did do a good job of raising her. My grandchildren are teaching me how to be a kid again. My job is teaching me how to be thankful for what I do have. Life is teaching me how to cope with it in style. My heart is teaching me how to continue giving love even when it doesn't want to because of pain. I love learning! Sometimes it doesn't go as planned, and there are hurdles to overcome, but learning will always be something I intend to do.
Rip Tim Gordon
WELL I FIND OUT THAT MY COUSIN TIM GORDON WAS SHOT AND KILLED ON JANUARY 31ST.... I JUST FOUND OUT LASTNIGHT BY READING A FRIEND OF MINES BLOG POST ON MYSPACE LAST NIGHT.. THEN I SEARCHED THE OBITUARIES ON LINE LAST NIGHT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS HIM AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS... MY FAMILY HAD NO NERVE TO TELL ME ABOUT IT BUT YET THEY CAN FIND A WAY TO GET AHOLD OF ME ONLINE TO TELL ME THEY WANNA BEAT MY ASS OVER STUPID SHIT AND TELL ME THAT WHEN THEY SEE ME I AM LEAVING IN A BODY BAG.... THIS IS NOW THE 4TH PERSON IN MY FAMILY THAT I WAS CLOSE TO THAT DIED AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME. MY FAMILY IS LOW LIFE NO GOOD SCUM AND I HOPE THEY ALL ROTT IN HELL... TO ALL MY FAMILY: YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR FAT ASSES AND START BEING A REAL FAMILY... STOP BEING MONEY HUNGERY NO GOOD SELFISH ASSHOLES... TIMMY: REST IN PEACE AND KNOW YOU ARE LOVED AND MISSED.. WE MAY HAVE HAD SOME BAD TIMES BUT WE ALSO HAD ALOT OF GOOD TIMES EVEN IN SCHOOL. I WILL MISS YOU... LOVE YA HOMIE
How Much It Costs To Connect To The Internet
Hello All, This is my first ever blog so here goes. I am still reeling from being hit for a monthly interner bill for January of $2200.00 Yes, one month connection charge of $2200.00 and all I did was spend my time on Fubar and no where else. As you may therefore guess I wont be spending very much time on Fubar everyweek, maybe a couple of hours every weekend. Sorry I wont be doing mass rating anymore as this seems to have been one of the things that burn up my connection allocation. I can be reached on my Yahoo, email and messenger at islandguy2008@ymail.com I do hope you will drop by or send me an email, it maybe paradice here but gets bloody lonely. Kisses and Cuddles Alexxxx
Feb. 2009
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How Will I Die?
You are getting ready to go out with your friends when trick-or-treaters ring the doorbell. You hand out the candy and all the kids leave, except for one small boy. He is dressed in a very real-looking zombie clown costume and stands there, staring at you with his mouth open, breathing slowly and heavily. Slowly, he raises his hand and points. Just as the little boy is about to speak, your friend jumps up behind you and screams, "Boo!" You are so scared you have a heart attack and die. The little boy was just pointing to your friend who was sneaking up on you! When Will I Die by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes! Internet Sweepstakes - IQ Tests - The Dumb Test Quizzes | Hollywood Movie Trivia Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes
Hi
hi pepole wat u r doing i am back at my moms and i was going to kil myslef but i thought of my boyfriend shawn todd and how we r getting married someday adn have kids so how r u guys doing
Bedroom Survey
In My BedroomTAKE THIS SURVEY! Do you have the following in your bedroom: Condoms:No Tampons:No Mobile phone:No Chair/stool:No Shelves:No Dresser:Yes Computer:No Pictures:Yes Mirror:Yes Baseball bat:No Skateboard:No Clothes:Yes Surfboard:No Smoke detector:No Musical Instrument:No Locking door:No Bottle of water:No Blacklight:No Medals/ribbons:No CDs:Yes Flag:No Stop sign/any sign:No Real gun:No Cigarettes:No Pot:No Any drug:No Books:Yes Xbox:No Playstation:No Gamecube:No Wii:No Gameboy :no Stereo :Yes Television :yes Lighter :no How many windows do you have in your room?3 What color are your bed sheets?green Has the opposite sex been in your room before?Yes Has the opposite sex been on your bed?yes Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?opposite sex CLICK HERE TO TAKE THIS SURVEY!MySpace Surveys
.............just In One Day ..........
I woke early this morning and had breakfast and walked the dog ...came hoe said hi to friiends on fubar had a shower and dressed for work .....Little did I know today would be a day I wish i could errase ... I have been called to help identify 14 people burt to death in horrific bush fires we are having ....6 they say are in this car ..so in my mind is it a little family is it friends helping each other ...will I remember their names for months to come will I have id for any ...and to me this is my job yet I have tears for these people and i gently remove some jewellery and i look at the design ..i have seen the design before its young and pretty and sweet .Is the owner a teenager - did she have a pro dress to choose this year or is she just starting high school ..the tears roll down my face as i hear the radio saying we have 4 more and we have no access can you get through ....I cant speak I cant even move my lips ...I listen and I breath ..............and I stand up dust the black
Be Waiting
(this one is kind of unfinished I just lost train of thought) _________________________ The phone rings. It's you, your on the way home from work. You tell me you had a bad day and want me waiting in bed.... I get busy picking up thing around the house. Next thing I know you are home. You walk in and I am not in bed. You are not happy with me. You grabbed my collar and pulled me towards you. You kiss me hard, deep,with want. I go to kiss you back as you pull away. You place a blind fold on my eyes. I am stand there in darkness. The room is silent. I am not sure what you will do next. I hear the metal I get excited.You pull my arms in front of me. This kind of confuses me usually you put them behind my back. This time the cuffs are in front of me. You lock the cuffs into place one than the other. I love the feel of the cold metal on my wrist. You tighten them. Until they almost hurt my wrists. I dare not to tell you they hurt, that will only make you tighten them more. You
Ack.. All The Damn Whining!
I just assume remove those that put out all the damn whining bully's than have to read another one of those damn posts. It's a damn web site. Everyone has the option to leave and not come back. No one forces you to stay here. Why make it miserable for everyone else just because you are. Anyway, peace.
44 Things About Me
44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! 1) Favorite object in your room my bed 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3) Do you own guns? yes. 2 handguns 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? None 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no 6) What do you think of hot dogs? nathans are the best 7) Favorite song? "If you leave me now" Chicago - CURRENT - 8) Can you do push ups? Yes 9) Can you do a chin up? probably just a couple now. Im too heavy 10) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My citizen watch 11) Do you like blue cheese? yes 12) Ever been in a car wreck? yes 13) What's one physical trait that you don't like about yourself? about 25 lbs too heavy 14)Middle name? Michael 15) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Today is my Friday Thinking about Her Wonder what I'll do
Shauny66 To Godmother Train
Shauny66 to Godmother Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Shauny's page, rate her DEFAULT folder of pics... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Godmother Train tag folder. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Shauny to Godmother" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the
This Sux!
Here I am in a very foreign country far away from home. I'm stuck in a great big tent with about 100 other guys. I have to walk to other buildings to eat, shower etc. and even to use the internet. That's the worst part. It's free but it's wifi and most of the sites I like to go to are blocked by the morality police that run the show around here. That means, no porn sites for me right now. Hey friends can you help me out? If you send me stuff to my yahoo I just might get it. That would really make this soldier's day. I think ya'll know the kind I like. If you really wanna help me, send me a message and I'll give you the adress to send it to. Thanks a bunch!
Are You Leaving Fubar Or Know Someone Who Is?
I really hope no one is reading this becaue personally, this site is full of quality people and I hate to see anyone go. I kinda hope this blog doesn't get any views, however, life happens and life decisions must be made. As most of you know from reading my blogs, I am accepting donations for spotlight for breast cancer awareness so not going to beat around the bush here or be shy in posting this blog, but if you or someone you know decides to leave fubar in the near future, don't let your fubucks go to waste! Instead, consider making a donation here as part of distribution out to your or their friends...I know this is forward, but I feel it is better the fubucks get used for something instead of being unused at all...yes, this is that important to me. Thank you for your attention and cooperation and as always, think pink! Love you all.
Hell On Earth
LOOKING FOR THE BEST DAMN PARTY AROUND ? WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH Where the demons run free and drink Patron all night while listening to the hottest DJs on Fubar So if your looking for some fun and a hell of a good time come on in and join us.....IF YOUR NOT TOO SCARED Also looking for DJs,,,if your interested come in and talk to DJ Craig Mac
Rip Mom Love You
Terry Lee Syner MOUNT HOPE Terry Lee Syner, 51, of Mount Hope, died on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, at Raleigh General Hospital in Beckley. Born November 11, 1957, at Beckley, she was the daughter of the late Noah and Betty Jean Prince Syner. Terry was a member of the Packs Branch Baptist Church and was a homemaker. Survivors include one son, Noah Edward Bowles of Bradley; a sister, Trina Syner of Mount Hope, and a brother, Daniel Syner of Mount Hope; husband, Edward Bowles of Bradley; nephew, Patrick Stone of Mount Hope; and brother-in-law, Ernest Bo Stone of Mount Hope. Services will be 1 p.m. on Monday, February 9, 2009, at Tyree Funeral Home in Mount Hope with Rev. George Holliday officiating. Burial will be at the Nuttall Cemetery, Edmond. Friends may call one hour prior to the service on Monday at the funeral home. Family and friends, including David Smith of Beckley, will serve as pallbearers. Online condolences may be sent at www.tyreefuneralhome.com
Address Change.....
SPC Bell, Donald 2-1 BSTB HHC APO AE 09344 Please take note.. there IS a change... I have a new rank now... Don
Letter.....
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your Bro is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your Brother a soldier now Sis,
Welcome Home
You could've been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my world Well if you're just as I presumed A whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if so here we stop Then never again Will you see this in your life Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take premise to all of these songs You stormed off to scar the armada Like Jesus played letter, I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep But if you could just write me out To neverless wonder... happy will I become Be true that this is no option, So with sin I condemn you Demon play, demon out! Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take
The Fuck Of Creativity
Christian Bale is an actor. What this means is that he has to read words on a piece of paper called a script, and then he has to give birth to a character. Birth is nothing to toy with. But before the birth, there must be creation. In the natural instincts and trained skills of an actor lie the delicate clicks, ticks, and whirrings of an amazing process. This process made Clark Gable the hottest man alive - as Rhett Butler - even though Vivian Leigh had to endure his bad breath while kissing him as Scarlett O'Hara. Reality is displaced for the sake of making a fantasy breathe with life, just for a short while, right after the director shouts 'ACTION!' Apparently Christian Bale was priming his psyche to act out his character during an especially emotional scene. Into the kettle he dumped all sorts of information - what expressions and movements of every single part of his body convey the message of the scene, how should the intonation of the words of the paper script flow from hi
44 Odd Things About You!
44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! 1) Favorite object in your room my bed ~not my answer, but I'll go with it. lol~ 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? never 3) Do you own guns? Nope...unless you count water guns. lol 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry-limade is pretty good 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Always lol 6) What do you think of hot dogs? As long as they're the 100% beef without the other "stuff" in them 7) Favorite song? Gollum's Song - CURRENT - 8) Can you do push ups? Sure, but what's my incentive??? 9) Can you do a chin up? I could, but why would I? 10) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I only own one: my earring 11) Do you like blue cheese? Yes; goes great with Buffalo Wings (from Buffalo, NY!) 12) Ever been in a car wreck? a couple 13) What's one physi
Dickweedery
Why the hell do you enjoy this insipid site? What actually happens here apart from a veritable slew of nothing? The exceedingly obese "women" with names that are completely at odds with their physical aesthetic make me want to stab pandas. The ones that are mildly attractive think they're ethereally beautiful but, if I passed them in the street, I probably wouldn't look twice at them... unless they were naked, which none of them ever are--this WAS the point of this whole site back when it started: NUDITY FOR THE BLOKES TO JERK THE GHERKIN TO. Yet these repressed cunts don't even have nude pics. WTF? Go back to myspace and suck Tom's cybercock. Is this now a social networking site? If so, leave the fucking pretense that you want to talk to someone just so you can "level up". What sort of inadequte fecal matter considers a high level on a website something to be proud of. Look at your friends list you maladjusted cumrags. How many of those 234009 friends to you actually talk to? O
Happy Hour @ Auto 11's
You people really know how to humble a person Never did I think so many of you would come and stay so long fighting that Damm bouncer to rate my pic's the way you did. Just saying thank you is not enough. But it is all I can do right now. I will get around to each and everyone of you but it's going to take some time. So for now, {Thank You} all so much, it's you my friends that keep me on this site. If I can ever do any thing for you guys please let me know. As all ways your friend Sundowner/Wayne
The Gothic Underground
COME JOIN THE NEWEST HOTTEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR AWESOME MUSIC GOOD PEOPLE AND THE BEST PART FREE BOOZE SO CLICK THE BANNER BELOW AND COME IN AND JOIN US
Buzzzzzy
hey everyone, sorry i haven't been online much. my little ass has been buzy since my cast finally was taken off. no one wanted to touch me while my cast was one. weeks and weeks of being alone - boy did it suck. suddenly i'm at the top of hit, beat, and fuck list. OH YEAH i LIKE THAT, GIGGLE GIGGLE. And the drugs have been good to. luv u Tara
My First Blog Wooohooo....lol!
Ok well first let me say Hello!!! Second, I can't type long as it will wake my son up lol (He's sleepin' out here in the livin' room). I wanted to thank you for all the wonderful comments! Though I don't get on here much, it's great to come here and have messages lol! It does really make my day . Ok, well this was boring for you to read I'm sure haha! I will try and blog more often . One last thing on Sunday (the 8th) I turn 40 yikes!! ! I don't think I wanna LMAO!! Welll, I still feel 25 inside so screw this age thing lmaoooo!! Hope all is well with all my friends, and all my new ones to come !! Smile, love hard, and laugh -really hard every day and "LIFE" won't seem so bad! Many Kisses XX !! ~ Amy xxoo
My Life
I found someone that makes my heart super happy. He is my knight in shining armor and he rawx my world. I believe in my heart of hearts that he is the one for me. I get butterflies when we talk and he makes me smile. I never thought that anyone would ever be able to do that for me again. He makes me laugh every night that we talk...he is my soul mate. We get along and understand each other. I thank GOD everyday that he sent this wonderful man to me. I know now that GOD does truelly answer prayers.
One Of My Best Friends Scored A Mcdonald's Commercial!
So one of my very best friends is an actor, and finally got a commercial to be aired on spanish channels... He's the second guy they show eating the burger! Check out my Javi!! :) McDonald's Full Attention.
Psa
Hello little boy or girl. Did you stumble upon this website because you caught your mom or dad taking nude pics and being a ho with your ex? Well, you can kindly inform her that she's a smelly pirate hooker and get a new mommy or daddy, it's your right to seek suitable parents:
Nightmares
Well its another sleepless night. Im having another nightmare. They come when you least expect them and without warning. They can be triggered by anything. Mine start out with the smell of gasoline when I fuel up my truck. Or when i`m camping and have a campfire. Have you ever seen the effects of napalm on the landscape and any living thing that happens to be in its path? Napalm is basically gasoline in the form of a gel like substance so that it sticks to whatever it lands on. It puts anything in its path on fire instantly. My nightmares are filled with the smell and visions of those effects on the jungles of Vietnam and the people in them. Often times we would call in a strike from napalm because you cant see your enemy in the thick jungles and you would be taking heavy fire. The jungle would become a fast moving ball of fire. People on the fringe of the attack would run out in flames with napalm sticking to them burning out of control. We would be under orders to fire on
Stop Smoking Now....prices Going Up Again
ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY The federal and state governments are both looking to tax tobacco. President Barack Obama signed the State Childrens Health Insurance Program into law Wednesday. One of the S-CHIPs funding sources is a hike in tobacco taxes. And that comes at the same time that the state wants to increase its tobacco tax to help the budget. People that own tobacco shops say the tax hikes are going to hurt them and their customers. And one man said it could put him out of business. ********************RYO PEOPLE******************* The tax hike to fund S-CHIP is going to increase the price of cigarettes by about 60 cents per pack and about 40 cents per cigar. But the biggest increase would take the taxes on a pound of loose tobacco from about one dollar to almost 25 dollars. That would triple the cost of the product. And Governor Ed Rendell wants to increase state taxes too. It would be about ten cents more a pack. He wants to tax smokeless tobacco and cigars for
Cholesterol Addiction
People have vices. Some take drugs, some drink, some indulge in other forms of debauchery. One of my major vices is an addiction to cholesterol. No matter how hard I try I can't stay away from unhealthy food. Before I started working I was able to eat whatever I wanted with impunity. I played a couple of hours of badminton every day, attended 3 or 4 kung fu classes a week and walked everywhere. Different situation now. No time for physical activity and junk food has become an easy source of recreation. But I think its time to do something about it now. Anyone else had this problem? Any advice?
You Believe This Shit??
I actually got bid on in an auction... That's funny as Hell. I still can't believe it! I think this poor delusional woman needs help. So I think everyone who visits this blog needs to help her. You need to go and rate her, show her that she is loved. Show her that she makes you smile. Makes you believe waking up isn't all that bad. And if you don't I'll be checking and after I lick your windows I'll wipe a different part of my anatamy on it. So go get her!! You know you want to!!!! PS, She's HAWT!!!!! JWH@ fubar
Juggalo
First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade. A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in
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Falling Apart...
I don't know how to start. I don't really know what to say. I want to scream and cry! But neither will solve anything. I can't believe it's come to this. I did all I could. So instead, I'm angry. I'm angry at myself for thinking that I could win. I'm angry for being the fool yet again! I thought I saw something in myself, I thought I saw something in all of this. I was wrong. I don't know if I'll ever trust again, I was stupid to take the walls down. I've opened up entirely, and it's all been thrown back into my face. I gave everything I could, I bent over backward. I let things out that have been locked tightly inside me for ages, and for what? Just to bleed all over again! To be laughed at and mocked! I've poured myself into the hands of fate, and being the evil bitch that she is, she's once again shown me that the truth is, I can never be complete. I've lost the will, and truth be told, once I can regain my footing, I won't repeat the same mistake. Rest assured that I've learned a v
Can U Feel It In Ur Heart?
Can't run away from love if yo cannot feel Everything falls apart in a tragedy I am so far away from gone I just wanna be here Everyone forms apart in my symphony Can you feel this in your heart Can you take it to your soul I dont want you to pretend I dont wanna be alone Feels like im torn apart And i cannot bleed Caught in the web you made This just cant be real I am so far away from gone I just wanna be here Everyone falls apart in this tragedy I dont wanna be alone Inside ive changed Everyday i'll live through this alone
Everlasting Unleashment
I find sorrow. This lake had taken my one true love. We had, frolicked and we had laughed We thought of the next day; we thought there would be more days. But it took her, She was rendered ashes upon the lake of sorrow. I gaze blankly upon the lake. It makes me ponder the gentle lapping upon the shore, makes me want to be coupled with her in time's caress. I want to visit her blissful corpse; hear her laughing in aquatic splash A taken love; her corpse
Bath Time
I feel the blood from your veins drip upon my skin flesh activating the primal mechanism within my being, Making my blood pump faster, Knowing my desire replies With eagerness, to your soul's invitation. Your blood drains over my face slowly encasing my thighs. Feeling a bath of your life juice covering me. Sensing your struggle, Aware of your writhing as you coagulate. This is my crime. Your heart beats one last, Then shudder you do.
Caress
The Roses Bloom In The Night As The Blood Drips from their veins seeing pools of rosy red draining into the bath tub they look upon the flowers smiling as they feel death's caress.
I Love You
Never let yourself believe Do not let yourself fear Because my dear my love will always be here You will never lose me. I shall never lose sight I will always love you So never let there be fright Mine is true little one Your heart in my hands I shall never shatter nor maul I shall never do what they did Never at all You will always have me And I shall have you Know this to be true Because this love shall prove true Like Swallows, or sparrows in the air You with me and I with you And do you k
Inferno On Tears
Into the arms of death come I. I see the black waters of confusion... I dip my hand into the blood rivers of bottomless wrath... I walk the charred sand of a harrow beach. It infects me... Infests me... Makes me want to maim, lacking the mercy even to kill... desiring to burn it all down before what I build crumbles.. I see all things disintegrate... I watch them melt by the inferno of their own tears.
Caps Lock Rulez!
@NDLΞ M@NN: WHY DO I SUCK? ILL GIVE U 1 MINUTE TO ANSWER BEFORE I BLOCK U @NDLΞ M@NN: DO NOT BE IMMATURE AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Another one down
Hi
hey all i missed u all so im here for a bit im out f queen cuntfaces place..aka daughters mom aka computer nazi...im at a friends for a while so i may be onhere and there
3 Full Days Of Smut Autos
HE'S HOLDIN' HIS FIRST EVER HAPPY HOUR !!!! LET'S RAWK HIS PAGE SHOW HIM WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT HE WILL BE BOMBIN' & HOLDIN' AUTO 11'S BLING HIM RAPE HIS PAGE SHOW HIM SOME MAD FULOVE NOW I PROUDLY INTRODUCE TO YOU MY OWNER I'M SMUT ImSmut Fugaged to tashafrggrl-owner of lots of young ladies@ fubar GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE BLING HIM RAPE HIS PAGE AND WHEN YA DO TELL HIM MZ.BELLE SENT YA THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE FOR THE FULOVE THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~ I'm Too Sexy - Right Said FredMore at MP3-Codes.com
Shell
I don't know who I am anymore. I know when and how it happened, yes, but I still can't figure out why. I've asked myself time and again, Why me? Why did this happen to me? I've been everything to everyone, I've done everything for everyone, and I still don't have the answers. I've run the gauntlet time and again, and I continue to hit the wall at the end of it. I continue to fail myself and all those around me. I've been trapped inside myself, and believe me it isn't a very pretty place, but whilst I was there, I searched for meaning. I searched for who I was, and I never found myself. When I came out of my own mind, I started to search for myself again, and still I'm not there. I fear that i will never find the person I was and that I'll forever be lost to myself. People say that they can see the real me, but how is that possible, when I don't even know who the real me is anymore. I play so many roles, and that's all they are. Roles. I'm a mother, a wife, a friend, a daughter, a siste
Faces
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The Past Week
so this last week has been one crazy week for me i went to Oregon for the first time, that was great we went up there to work on stuff for Laura"s wedding, it was great being able to see lil grandma and grandpa (i think its been about 3 years since i seen them last) i have some photo's up if you want to take a look, sadly there was not a lot of snow just some on the grand when we were going thought the pass. But its all good, so i get home and mom tell me that Quentin might be going on strike but as of right now all they did was some of the clock pickteding but from the last that they told me there not going to go on stricke cause they like they way the new contrack so yea im happy about that then on wednesday we get a call from my aunt Kelly (she is Quentin sister) letting us know that my aunt Sharen is in the hospital an well its not looking all that great for her so yeah im really going to miss her i do have one thing to look forwared to Mike will be coming up on wednesday
1st Deployment & Pregnancy
Well we found out 2 days ago that my hubby is getting deployed between March 1st and 7th. Yippee! Yeah I know its more money for us when he comes back but what about missing the baby's birth? I get to continue to do this pregnancy alone. Of course I have the support of my friends on here that will be there for me to talk to when I have a bad day, but who is going to hold my hand and let me cry on their shoulder? If it wasnt for all the shit we have been through already and me being pregnant the deployment wouldnt bother me so much. But I dont want to be in TN anymore and I dont want to finish out this pregnancy alone. The most I can do is hope I can get him back home before the baby is born otherwise the baby will be 2 months old before he gets to hold her and that will break my heart more than anything. He wont get to cut the cord or hear the first cry with me. He wont even get to be at the Dr appt when I find out what we are having. He gets to find out through email or maybe a phone
Fantasy 4 Part 2
as they are lying there holding each other close.alucard gets up walking to the bathroom and cleans himself off.comeing back into the room he sees her laying there smileing at him.as he walks over she pulls him close leaning up kissing him deeply.she slide her hand down around his cock,takeing her down and slideing him into her mouth.feeling his body shake a bit and knowing he is enjoying it.she takes his cock deep going all the way down,forceing his dick down her throat.feeling his cock grow hard she pulls back smileing.as she gets up she pushes him down on the bed.she climbs on top of him,slideing his cock back deep into her pussy,and starts rideing him hard.smileing up at her,he lets her keep going feeling her slam her body down hard on his cock.looking at her he says"let me do this"she looks to him smileing as she gets off of him adn he gets up and has her get on her hands and knees.he comes up behind her slideing his hard cock back deep into her pussy.he starts thrusting hard slam
The Day My Diet Destroyed The Planet
the day 'my' diet destroyed the planet. in saying this i need to offer up a qualifier, since i no longer engage in dining off of non-human animal remnants...the *my* is in reference to the diet of a large number of the human animal. we are not carnivores. we are, at best, omnivores which, due to the amazing foresight of nature and evolution, equipped us with the ability to digest carrion in times where our real food was scarce. our bodies are not designed to ingest or process animal flesh or their fluids, other than in the short term and, as nomadic creatures, there were times obviously when foods were scarce. this is the reality of our kind. the problems arose when two things occured, the first being that we stoppped being nomadic, to a great extent, and the second was when we decided that we could manipulate the lands surrounding us to suit our new-found needs, or perhaps more accurately-desires. both of these posturings of ours have directly and critically impacted on this pl
Just A Saying
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Boys
What has a pocket full of rocks, Worn out shoes and dirty socks, With a bug, a worm, a fish, and a frog in a box ? It's a boy ! What sneaks a tomcat through the screen, To share some cake and a bowl of ice cream, Goes out of the way to wade every puddle it seams ? It's a boy ! What spills sugar on the floor, Eats all the cookies and begs for more, Forgets that mama said " Don't touch the wet paint on the door " It's a boy ! What draws pictures on his hands, Jumps out of trees-Thinks he's superman ! Drives daddy's nails in the porch just to see if he can ? It's a boy ! It's a boy, learning every day to be a man,
She Needs Help Getting To Angel Please Blog Share!
Princess Leia needs your help! 11's are on... Stop by an help this lovely lady get her wings she will be hosting 11's so it will make it easier to get her there...just click the link below an have some fun... 'Princess Leia 4.0M to go' Club F.A.R.~D&DC~R.R. Crew~Dangerous Curves~IN-MOTION PROMOTER This Blog Brought to you by: ~Wizard~Rating Revolution's Enforcer~
Boo!
I'm quite intoxicated. And frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. Truth sold here, five cents a pop. Ask away.
Black Inevitability
Every thing I touch goes black Dark as pitch, color never to come back Day dies and is replaced by night Light is drained and pulled out of sight As far as I can see there is no light to follow No moon to let off a silvery glow No sun to announce the beginning of tomorrow Life vanishes and death is what replaces Vibrancy and joy are stolen And all that's left are empty spaces His voice gives fear His eyes blood red He knows not love But lives in hate instead What is he to others? He is their demise He is what kills on a moonless night The tears that they cry Who else can put themselves in my place? Who else can stare into deaths cold hard face? Whether or not you want to Let your mind unbend For you know as well as I do That your life will inevitably end.
I`m Between And Beyond
Beyond good and evil Beyond black and white Between hell and heaven Out of our sight To only love or to hate It is all the same Pure action and reaction With only you to blame Is there a tolerable gray Between happy and sad Can any one point out the line Between genius and mad Must you really die To know the meaning of life And to truly understand joy Must you have experienced strife
Reality
This is a question that has been passed down for generations. The question that truly has not been pondered or even expanded upon with any new ideas since the days of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates and the Greek Philosophers of legend. Even they never came up with any concrete definition of what reality really is. so on to the matter at hand. DEFINITION OF REALITY So what is the "definition" of reality? this is where the line can blur a bit. Wikipedia defines Reality as "in everyday usage, means "the state of things as they actually exist" Merriam-Websters Dictionary defines Reality as: " the quality or state of being real" or " a real event, entity, or state of affairs the totality of real things and events" NONE of these definitions are actual definitions of reality though because everyone of them is flawed with illogical human reasoning. The human reasoning that is flawed in the definition of reality has to do with the traditional human viewpoint is almost "Alway
Untitled
I awake in the morning Sun dancing on my face And my first thought is you I look over to the other side of the bed Wishing you were there Do you think of me like I think of you I feel as though we belong together But are so far apart Why can't anything work for us I know one day in life We will come together And I hope it won't be too late But I fear it may be My heart carries you every morning and night As well as my soul....
Fu Owned Auction 5
Starting this Sunday, February 8th Some of the Hottest, Sexiest Fubarians Could Be Your Valentine
Fantasy 4
its a full moon out this night,as a young man walks down the streets of the city of sin.as the man is walking he starts looking around haveing never seen such a bright city before.the young man keeps walking but then suddenly stops,as he hears a woman crying out.but looking around he realises nobody but him can hear it.the young man starts walking faster looking for where the cries are comeing from,as he is walking he turns down a lonely street still hearing the woman cry out.he starts walking down the lonely street looking for her,and as he approaches a alley he sees 3 men with a woman backed into a corner her shirt ripped open exposeing her bare breast's.he also notices the woman's skirt is torn as well.stepping into the alley the young man flies into a rage grabbing one of the men quickly breaking his neck with very little effort,quickly turning to the next man he grabs the man from behind and throws the man head first into a near by brick wall crushing the mans head.the last man st
Meeting New People
I just want to say that I have met some very interesting people on this site. Some are really nice and then there are some that are really mean. But I guess you will have that. This isn't really about anything in particular. Just wanted to say thanks to my true friends on here.You know who you are!!
I Have...
I have failed, I have mocked myself, I have seen happiness, yet every time I reach for it, it eludes me. I can see the world for what it truly is. A cold, dark, desolate place. I want things that I will never have, and I know that with every piece of my being, yet I still want, I still need. I don't see things the way you do. I don't see things as cut and dried, black and white. My wings have been clipped, and though I will forever cherish those beautiful moments in which I had them, I know that I will never have them back. I let myself think that anything was possible, now I know just how truly blind I am. I know that nothing is possible anymore. I can't see why I do this to myself, and I don't understand why I allow it to happen. I am broken, and I have nothing left to hold on to. I've fallen into the deepest depths time and time again, and just when I begin to think there is a way to survive, there is a way out, I'm plunged back into that cold and lonely place. I'll never be good en
Trivia #7- Episode 86
Today was a light show, not many ppl showed, but here are the results of the night: Xanrose----------62 MissAshley-------51 SweetAngel-------44 Mchgn------------42 MammaHelle-------39 Strega-----------36 Nightshade-------25 Hellermoon-------21 Redlar-----------10 Congrats to Xanrose for her first weekly win! Now of course, here are the up-to-date running totals after 7 shows: 1) Mchgn----------160 2) SweetAngel-----152 3) MammaHelle-----136 4) Xanrose--------110 5) Strega---------109 6) Sheena---------107 7) Nightshade------74 8) StacyDawn-------71 Redlar----------70 9) MissAshley------70 10)Punkette--------64 11)Lost------------52 12)Sassy_Jen-------44 13)Hellermoon------40 14)JPletch---------31 15)Spliff----------27 16)AnitaDick-------26 17)TWillis---------18 18)Grave-----------16 19)Forgetful61-----16 20)Mallory---------15 21)OP_free76--------9 22)InsaneMelody-----8 23)AngelaBowers-----3 24)Sue--------------1 All told, with all the bon
Wild Side....
Come Join me there. =] It will be hot. ;] http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=63953
[drive-by Thinking]
Man, I haven't the slightest fucking clue on what to do this weekend. I... hmm no money no girl and my friend's ps3 is down. Uuuuuuh... fuck. Maybe I should just work out and try to be seen. That's not a crime right? I guess... I just don't know where I can attract even a conversation. I talked for about half an hour to a middle eastern guy at the indian restaurant once. I... God I'm bad at this shit. I don't like people. And people scare the living shit out of me. How do you get a fuck buddy like that? Much less a friend, or a relationship. I know exactly what I want and I haven't the slightest fucking clue on how to get it. Hmm maybe its time to make a new approach, or... at least do something more than play crappy rental games and drink soda.
Soulmate Love
when it comes to finding your soulmate does forever still exist ?
Contest
Please help me win this contest...go to the link below and rate my pic...thanks a bunch.. xoxoox http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&albumid=1423419&i=3914776037
My Auction
Do you want to own me
Mini Me!
Something On My Mind
lonelyness sets in troubled by this i am knowing that i could snap at any moment yes im differnt then i was b4 ive grown up and im more guarded so what just cause ive grown up doesnt mean i cant have fun ive seen alot in the last year to make any person rethink life 3 family deaths, flooding, my "health issues", my schooling a distroyed relationship, all ash from the fires of life and how ironic alone i am again i know there people out there that got me in there thoughts and prayers but why? my lonelyness it taking a toll yes i got a job now but thats just to keep my mind from wandering i tend to think too much and sometimes it gets to me it drags me down i just wish that i didnt have to feel lonelyness i would just once like to feel that "touch" once again
No More Tears Lyrics
The light in the window is a crack in the sky A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye A levee of tears to learn she'll never be coming back The man in the dark will bring another attack Your momma told you that you're not supposed to talk to strangers Look in the mirror tell me do you think your life's in danger here, ya No more tears Another day passes as the night closes in The red light goes on to say it's time to begin I see the man around the corner waiting, does he see me? I close my eyes and wait to hear the sound of someone screaming here No more tears So now that it's over can't we just say goodbye? I'd like to move on and make the most of the night Maybe a kiss before i leave you this way Your lips are so cold i don't know what else to say I never wanted it to end this way my love my darling Believe me when i say to you in love i think i'm falling here No more tears
Dj Suga Rocking Ur Ass's Off!
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Be My First One!
If you have an auto 11 you would like to sell I will pay 2 million fubucks for 1! I have never had one before and i would love one! Please if you have one or know someone that has one for sale SB/Private message me! Thanks for the help!
Check It
1) my favorite color is green. 2) i ALWAYS like to wear something on my head. usually even to bed. 3) i have never stepped foot on college campus for educational purposes. always for parties. this wont change. 4) i love the reactions i get from people who think its strange for an IT guy to be a gearhead who can fix any car issue you have. 5) on that, i really love the fools who talk down my driving ability and my car. i guess the dozens of trophies from various clubs and events up and down the east coast speak for themselves. 6) when i type i dont often care for capitalization, but spelling and punctuation are very important to me. 7) facebook sucks, but i only use myspace to store pictures, videos, and awesome, for the most part. 8) if i dont leave the state to go far away once a month, i will explode. 9) on that, i try to leave new england as much as possible because i would explode if i did not. 10) i suffer from certain anxieties that i will most likely never recover fro
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I'm Sick And Tired Of All The Bs
OK well I am so tired of of all the crap and stupid messages that I tend to get on here. Yea I know this is FUBAR but hell we all have our own personal lives and our own space. I am tired of the people who tend to think that I would actually post nude pics of me on here. How pathetic sorry I'm not a whore,slut or anything of that nature and I will never have any pics like that on here. If any pics like that happen to turn up anywhere they will be in one man's possession. He is the love of my life and I am only interested in pleasing him. So if you wanna talk thats fine but hell keep it decent. I could care less about chatting about sex or what you would like to do with me...Cause guess what not gonna happen. I work, live my life, spend time with my man when he is home. So for all of you who are just looking for some chic who will show you anything and everything under the sun well look somewhere else because I am not that person. If you want to chat and maybe have an online friend then
Pardon?
Error: sorry, this member has chosen to only receive comments from those who have posted a salute, go make one! erm... I have 3....
Just Launched
Hello Everyone! I am excited to be a part of this community. I look forwartd to meeting some new and exciting friends. I just launched my newest site. I think it will benefit a lot of people if not everyone. I am sure I got some things you want or need as adults. If nothing else just check it out and let me know your feelings on it. Seeings that it is my grand opening prices are discounted, so take advantage. Always remember, Couples that play together stay together. Glenn
Pill Counter 3
profiles of an addict working in a pharmacy, especially one that doles out methadone like candy on halloween, is never mundane. we have addicts of every shape, size, color, socioeconomic status, etc. the madness of people in the heights of drug-induced states are always intriguing. today's flavor: "you ever seen one of them there wild pigs?" he asks my boss, jeff, this. my boss hunts deer. alot. "yeah, i want me one of dem. get one of 'em for me and i'll pay you for it." jeff: alright, x "a wild pig, i'd pay you. get me one" he goes on and on. his medicine is ready but he's obviously taken plenty of something already. he's currently disabled and draws social security like a retiree. he's on low income medical aid as well which means tax dollars pay the normal copays for his medication so he can buy weed. he has long, stringy hair. a goatee of some kind. he smokes. he's hollow eyed. he plays the drums in a cover band that i hear is pretty decent. with that being
How Could You?
By Jim Willis 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was bad youd shake your finger at me and ask, How could you? but then youd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because ice cream is bad for dogs, you said) and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career and more time searching for a human mate.I waited for you patiently, comfo
F*** Me Running
This is possibly the most boring night I have spent on the Fu. :| That is all.
Auction Im In Close 2/13 At 6pm (est)
CUM AND CHECK OUT MY OFFERS, OHHH YEA IM IN AN AUCTION DONT BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARK BID NOW JUST CLICK TA BID
Thank You Greg
Charles M. Schulz
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
A Collaboration By Pea, Footiemonster, Whore-emo-cubby, The Ankle Helly And ♥ Friends
Oh Vixy you're so fine you're so fine you blow our minds hey Vixy hey Vixy X 4 Hey Vixy Youve been around the block and for a long time we think that your alright well sing it in this song to make your birthday bright so you can sing along Vixy The guys all say you will but you say you dont your giving them the chills baby please lady dont every night you still leave them all alone Vixy Oh Vixy what a pity moving past your prime do you feel it in your heart let us lead you by the hand oh Vixy your so pretty agings such a damn its gals like you Vixy what can you do Vixy do Vixy does it break your heart Vixy Hey Vixy now you can take Viagra whos ever gonna know every time you move you feel another muscle go it something you abused oh dont you know Vixy so come on party with us anyway you can any way you wanna do it you might never again oh please Vixy please we wont leave you in the tank Vixy oh Vixy what a pity
Stress
Well the day has come and gone. i am soooooo releaved that it is over that is one marriage i guess should not have happened. everyone told me don't do it, well i did and after 1 year of being married and 5 years of being together it is ALL over. You know when family and friends tell you don't do it maybe you need to step BACK and think about what YOU are about to do.
Thank You Cubby
Today is one of the best people on Fubar's birthday. Vixen260. If you don't know her get your ass over to say hello. She is one of a kind. Funny as hell, and a heart of gold. She has too many great friends to put them all in a picture. (I'm not Neppi yanoo. :P Misterfeet bought her a cool present. Of course not everyone is happy it's her birthday If your going to the party, you better show up early. I hear there isn't alot of cake left..... I promised her a moob salute. I've been working out for days to get in shape for it. Oh look...more cake. I always wonder how old she was.
Thank You .√iolets.
Very special Birthday wishes for Vixen260. Please show her the love she so well deserves on her day!! ~★~vixen260~★~@ fubar (repost of original by ' .√iolets.' on '2009-02-05 21:07:31')
More About Me
I like to write...that's a way to relieve my stress. If someone hurts me, I journal to get it off of my chest. I usually shred it afterwards, but feel better to have written it down. It's a good way to vent. I love the outdoors. You won't offend me one bit if you tell me to GO TAKE A HIKE!(lol). I love the mountains, the rivers, the lakes, the beach. I enjoy picnics and camping and collecting rocks and hiking and even walking in the rain. I strive to get along with everyone. Some people are miserable, so they want everyone else miserable too. I try not to take it too personal, but sometimes it does hurt. I like to find the humor in every situation. I don't want to dwell on the past.
Booted
I really enjoyed the time I was allowed. Now that I know some people have "boot"codes on threr profiles, I'll be a bit more cautious(spelling is probrably wrong)
Come Bid On Me Please
. HEY IM UP FOR NEEDING AN OWNER!!! . ARE YOU UP TO BIDDING ON ME OR YOU JUST GOING TO WATCH EVERYBODY ELSE DO THE BIDDING,WHAT ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE FOR . CLICK ME FOR A CHANCE TO OWN ME, BUT REMEBER DONT JUST BID AND RUN STAY TUNED TO OUT BID THE NEXT ONE TO . READ MY OFFERS THEN CLICK TO BID . . BID HIGH TO SEE IF I ADD MORE TO MY OFFERS .
It's Me...amanda
WHO AM I????? OK...Hope I don't bore you. My name is Amanda, but I have a lots of nicnames. People have called me "Sunshine" since I was a kid...but as I got older, it kind of morphed to "funshine". Most of my friends knew me as Mandy, but those closest to me call me Amy. I have a ton of energy and like to enjoy life. I act silly in small groups, but get kind of shy in front of big groups unless I know them well. I joke around a lot and have fun. People take life too seriously. Life has not been easy, I have been hurt, but I choose not to sit around and pout too long. Yes, I have feelings and get hurt and cry...but I give myself pep talks and try to get over it. I need a lot of love and hugs. I hate being rejected. I try to please people and hope that they will do the same in return...but if they don't, I figure they have issues of their own to deal with.
It's Drunken Friday!
Ok, just humor us ok... I have deemed this "Drunken Photo Friday!" and the only one to play along is Tiff....I wanna see everyone's best drunken photos! C'mon! Throw 'em up there!
Public Apology To Fubar
I'm sorry ... I had nothing to do with the making of this video OK ... stop laughing and check out Freak, my fu-owner ... a sweet friend of mine. Make her your sweet friend too. ~Freak~ Please rate or re-rate, fan and add if you have not already. Re-post early, repost often. Thanks, Steve ~*~ pwned by FREAK ~*~
Very Exclusive Nudist Colony
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rul
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Ferris Wheels
I have always loved Ferris Wheels. The way you have, that anticipation.The way your hands holds mine just a little bit tighter. the look on your face if the wheel is turned making it spin. Feeling you slide over to me cause your "scared." Your laughter when we got to the top and see everything around us. Then the kiss you get just because you did it with her.Its just a ride at the fair. I Love Ferris Wheels! Original By "Spiritwolf"
Tattoo's And History
a friend made one of these to tell her tattoo story. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I got my first tattoo in Ancon City, Panama in the Panama canal zone. Since I was in the Navy, I figured that I really needed to have an eagle. Since it was before the Internet in 1987, I found a design in a magazine and took the paper picture in with me to the shop. I had this tattoo redone in mid January 2007. I figured there wasn't anything more stereotypical to add to a eagle tattoo than an American Flag so she added that behind it while freshening up the all black design with some brown. The brown has mixed with the black underneath it after 2 years so it isn't as noticeable. I got my next tattoo in the same shop in Panama. I have a large family on my mother's side. With 13 Aunts and Uncles, the oldest were having children before the youngest were out of the house. My oldest first cousin is the same age as my mother. The idiot attended a family reunion and proclaimed that "we have Indians i
Waterfalls
February Birthday Train ! Updated
This went so well the 1st time, I've decided to do it again! Welcome 2 the February Baby Birthday Train! If u're having a birthday in the month of February & u're an Aquarian or Pisces, I invite U to join my train and hopefully meet sum new Fu's and get re-aquainted w/ sum old ones!☺ Just Fan, Add, & Rate members who join the train, starting with me. Once you've done that, plz send in the friends request that you're joining this train. If a member is already your friend, leave them a comment stating you've joined the train! It's as simple as that.☺ Now just send me the pic you would like to use for your tag or I can select one for you. I will up
So... Yeah...
I intend to post very randomly, meaning, it's here and there... meaning.. it won't be all the time, meaning.... I don't know what the fuck I'm meaning! I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now... however; I'm not... so.. here I am... I've been away for... a "spell"... *grins*... look at all I've missed out on.... (psst... if I say "fuck" in this.. does it make it nsfw? cuz...) FUCK! :0p Indi, Brazie.. I miss you girls! *kisses*
The History Of.....
Lipstick History Did you ever wonder about lipstick? Well, maybe not, but I did! I hope you find this interesting, I've put together a timeline about liptstick, starting in the '50s, going until now. Enjoy. 1952: (The war has ended!) Revlon had the first big media lipstick advertising in their campaign, "Fire & Ice." Since then, I have rarely opened up a magazine without tons of lipstick ads. 1957: Lipline by Gala is the first lip stick in a tube! Before they used to have to brush it on, kind of like paint! Talk about wasting time! It took women about twenty minutes to paint their lips. 1958: Max Factor says, "A woman who doesn't wear lipstick feels undressed in public. Unless she works on a farm." Talk about pressure. Now every woman buys tons more lipstick, because she would never want to feel undressed! 1959: In the Marilyn Monroe movie, "Some Like it Hot", almost all the woman are wearing bright lipstick, creating a new fad. 1964: (This is an era where woman want
Nipple Pics
Ok, so ppl that know me should know that i have a bit of a nipple fetish....Nothing is as sweet and sucking, licking and bitting a pair of nips(pierced ones OMG) I made a folder on my page and now i just need your help to fill my folder with your hard nipples(drools thinking about it) Private message me for my email address and i will be more then happy to give it to you. FEMALE OR MALE
Please Read New Friend!!!
Hey All You New Friends!!! I Love Geting THem And I LOVE Showin Them Love...SO If You Wanna GEt Some Love In Return Private Messag Me And Lemme Know ya Rate Me...Then I Will Be MORE Than Happy To Return The Love...Cuz That's What Sharing Is!! Now On To Serial Stuff.. I TOTALLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND. AND I'M TOTALLY PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD...I REALLY LOVE HIM AND WILL NEVER FIND A MAN AS GOOD AS HIM IN MY EYES. PLEASE DON'T TRY AND PERV ME PLEASE DON'T WASTE TIME...I DISLIK HAVING TO TAKE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO GO TO YER PAGE DIS-ADD YOU AND THEN BLOCK YOU. IT'S ANNOYING. SO JUST DON'T TRY.... KAY Haveing Just Said All That...I FULL ON Appreciate Your Friend Request And Hope We Make A Friendly Connection!!! Have Some Freakin Good Clean Fun... xoxo ♥Nichole
Fucking Tired.
of Jeff being pissed off and taking it out on me.
This Is Just Epic
Damned It Techs
One of the IT guys at work must have cottoned on to me coming on here at work, so it is now completely banned, bastard. Oh well though, had a good run.
I Iz Happy?
Okay since my last blog seemed to bring people down.. (ty Radio) here is one that should get you in a better mood. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY FUCKIN JOY JOY
I Own These Peeps :d
Go show all these wonderful people some love cuz I own them and they is teh awesome! Bounty Hunter Owned by Lipstick@ fubar ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar Hellyion@ fubar Witchie@ fubar ~SIMPLY SERENITY ~@ fubar and cuz i own her fun bags and i lubbers her a whole bunch!! Ms.Heather ...owned by MONICA THE GREAT but Lipstick owns my fun bags!@ fubar
Today's List 02/06/2009
♥lilhoochiefromdownunda ♥ & ~✿~Loadofun~✿~ HAVE AUTO 11s!!! Alex and Lou Ann are two really good friends of mine. Please give them a good, hard spanking and they will return the love. They both have their Auto-11s active. Thank you and gave a great night. ♥lilhoochiefromdownunda ♥:@ fubar and ~✿~Loadofun~✿~Owned By & Fu✿Married to BT @ D's~✿~@ fubar Brought to you by: RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar
Enough Is Enough..don't Ask Me To Rate You If You're Not Going To Rate Me.
This is the person who provoked me in to writing this previous blog. Don't get me wrong Auto 11's are great they help us level. But please don't assume I will come by and just rate your pictures because you have them on. My friends and family all know that I will rate them regardless if they have auto 11's on or not. They also stop by my page and rate me regardless. I'm just getting so tired of people rating one picture and maybe the profile and then come to expect that I will rate all their pictures because of an Auto 11. Those of us that don't have auto's on on a regular basis need help leveling..so where's our help?? He hit me up again to rate his pictures because he has auto 11's on and was apparently blinging people who rates (who knows if that's even true). He has not once hit up any of my pictures at all not even 1. Now, we all need to level up and the only way to get there is by rating our friends. But Derak&Candy don't have the decency to rate the people that th
Mother Planning To Kill Two Sons And Commit Suicide
A family is missing from their Altadena home, and sheriff's deputies are asking for your help to find them. An AMBER Alert has been issued after a mother and her two sons disappeared in the family's minivan. They were last seen around 3:00 p.m. Thursday. Detectives with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department say they have "specific information" that the mother, 38-year-old Lisa Vigil Ruelas, plans to kill her 11 and 13-year-old sons Gabriel and Evan and then commit suicide. Detectives say Ruelas may be driving a 2005 silver Saturn minivan with license plate number 5SNJ931. If anyone has information on the whereabouts of Lisa Ruelas or her two children, they are urged to contact Altadena Sheriff Station at (626) 798-1131. for pictures please look at KSBY Action News in ca.. central coastal news
Freaking Out
Soooo my mom is ill again god i hate this last time she was ill she almsot died now i have too go and i dont wanna leave her alone but theres another family crisis right now and they ned my help but i freaking about leaving my mom last ime ie left for school i came home and she was in the hospital and there for 3 weeks she should have died they say that but she didnt she had home care for month i scard i really scared right now i am really worried
Coming Undone (original Version) By Korn
Coming Undone (Original Version) - Korn
Big Papi Smurf
Big Papi Smurf bought me in DaisyBlues Auction!! Show him the love or he might SPANK ME!!!! BiG PaPi SmUrF@ fubar
Military
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our 'GOD GIVEN' rights and freedoms I hope you take the time to read this...... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means.... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but
Con-fu-scious Says:
Fu's Say the Darnedest Things! I should have started this lil collection a long time ago! I sometimes get the BIGGEST grin off of what some people put in their friend requests to me and/or profiles. Sometimes this grin is more of a "OMG I can't believe someone would actually SAY that!". In either case... here is a collection of friend request comments or excerpts from member profiles that made me grin or think to myself.. WTF?!?! Members will remain anonymous so don't ask me to tell! Fried request: Hello beautiful princess! I like looking at you, you are very exciting! I like your photos! I am French and I have difficulties to speak in English. I hope that we are going to understand. I hope that you will love the photos of my albums, Even though I am alone inside. I hope that you will appreciate and you you are not shy. Friend request: I'd like to tame your shrew. Friend request: I have funny pictures of myself.....add me and check em out.... you're pretty.
Auto 11's!
My first autos! Come rate! http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=380473256 repost please
Rock The Party(off The Hook) By P.o.d.
Rock The Party (Off The Hook) - P.O.D.
Check Out What Im Doing!!!!
HELLO :) I am in an auction and would love for you to come check me and my offers out!!! You want more?? Well great let me know and see if we can work out something!!! Happy Valentines Day and let me be your next SWEETHEART click here to bid
Colored People-dc Talk
Colored People - DC Talk
Vixens Song
Just wanted to make sure I had a copy of this sorry if its a repeat for you from Misfits Bully > Oh Vixy you're so fine you're so fine you blow our minds hey Vixy hey Vixy X 4 > > Hey Vixy > Youve been around the block and for a long time > we think that your alright well sing it in this song > to make your birthday bright so you can sing along > Vixy > > The guys all say you will > but you say you dont > your giving them the chills baby please lady dont > every night you still leave them all alone > Vixy > > Oh Vixy what a pity > moving past your prime > do you feel it in your heart > let us lead you by the hand > oh Vixy your so pretty > agings such a damn > its gals like you Vixy > what can you do Vixy do Vixy > does it break your heart Vixy > > Hey Vixy > now you can take Viagra > whos ever gonna know > every time you move > you feel another muscle go > it something you abused > oh dont you know > Vixy > > so come on party with us > anywa
Lipstick Owns Me!
Lipstick owns me now as the result of her putting in the highest bid in an auction. Show her some love. Lipstick@ fubar
Mardi Gras Mask
Print each image Cut out the two part mask from construction paper Glue the mask part to the crown part Cut out the eyes to fit Decorate with paint, markers, crayons, sequins, glitter, or feathers Staple, tape or glue an elastic strip that fits around the head to both sides of the mask
The White & Black Man
A Black man enters a cafe and theirs a white man sitting at a table. The white man looks at the black man and seas: Sorry, but no Coloured people allowed in here. The Black man turns to the white man and seas: ''Well when your sick you turn green, When your hot you turn red and when your cold you turn blue and still you have to the nerve to say that no coloured people are allowed in here...
Drunken Ramblings...
i'm drunk as hell. can't type to save my life. making drunken salutes. who wants one? yay for alkyhawl yay me! *streaks through blog nakie* *Backspace used: 25 times in this blog* i suck. lol.
This Is My Life
~SO FAR INT HE DISTANCE... I SEE YOU STANDING THERE... YOUR EYES GLARING TOWARD ME... I CAN FEEL YOUR BREATH ON ME... BUT YET YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY... I SMILE AT YOU... BUT YOU DONT SMILE BACK... I LEAN FORWARD TO TOUCH YOU... BUT YOU LET ME FALL... I STAND UP ON MY OWN TWO FEET... WITHOUT HELP FROM YOU... I GAZE BACK AT YOU AND SMIRK... FOR YOU THOUGHT I COULDNT MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU... WELL I PROVED YOU WRONG... CUZ HERE I AM... NO LONGER BY YOUR SIDE... NO LONGER IN LOVE WITH YOU... NEVER GONNA TAKE YOU BACK... CUZ BABY YOU JUST LOST THE BEST THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU...
*giggles*
So this guy named Josh has been messaging me all night the end. *giggle* How is everyone? Besides skipping naked.
G*r*e*g
This man was sweet enough to buy me in DaisyBlue's auction! Please show him luv everyone!!! ♥♥♥ Thanks G*R*E*G! ~ G*R*E*G ~@ fubar
Mardi Gras Floats Game
Mardi Gras Party "Floats" Save shoe boxes or ask guest to bring shoe boxes to decorate. Take the lid off and turn the box upside down to decorate. The lid slips onto side of the box to create the back of the float. Kids can paint, glue material or colorful paper strips onto the boxes. Provide lots of craft supplies like sequins, glitter, ribbons, stickers, etc for them to decorate with. Let them dry while you play games and eat. Later have a parade, let the kids hold their floats and parade around the room.
Teddy Bear Valentine Box
Bear Box for Valentine's Cards You can replicate the same type of craft using craft foam by tracing the template pieces onto foam and drawing on a few of the details. It turns out really cute just with paper though -- the directions assume you'll be doing it just with paper Materials: paper glue scissors small empty box (we use kleenex boxes and shoe boxes) construction paper OPTIONAL: thin cardboard (empty cereal boxes work well) OPTIONAL: large wiggly eyes Directions: Print out the template of choice and color them as appropriate. NOTE: You can omit printing the third template and just cut a construction paper heart Wrap the empty box up with construction paper (or gift wrap) in an appropriate color (white, pink, brown and red would all work). Cut a slit in the top of the box large enough to fit Valentine's Day cards in the top. NOTE: You could also just cut the entire top off the box or use a no-top box like a sho
Hug War!
HUG WAR! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY S WEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED, YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X X X I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone
Freakin Love You!
FREAKIN LOVE YOU! Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then youre LOVED! We are Friends I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime! To see you hurt To see you cry Makes me weep And wanna die And if you agree To never fight It wouldn't matter Whos wrong or right If a broken heart Needs a mend I'll be right there Till the end If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears Don't worry Let go of your fears Hand in hand Love is sent, We'll be friends Till the end!!!! show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend.Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 4-6 peeps you are a Good Friend! 7-9 peeps you are a GREAT Friend! 10-12 peeps you are an excellent Friend""
Fu Owned Auction 5 Ends Tonight
Only A Few Hours Left To Claim One of The Sexiest Fubarians as Your Valentine!
Love Letter Heart Box
Heart Box Present your special someone with this heart-shaped box filled with love notes, treats, or a small gift. What You Need: Papier-mch box Striped paper Decorative paper Silver tooling foil strip Small silver frame Glue Instructions: 1. Cover the base of a papier-mch box with striped paper. Trace the box lid shape on decorative paper and cut out. 2. Wrap and adhere a silver tooling foil strip around the edge of the box lid, pressing the foil above and below the edge to take the lid shape. 3. Adhere the cut-out heart onto the lid. Attach pink fiber around the cut-out heart shape. 4. Adhere a small silver frame with a message in it onto the lid.
New Member
Check out the new member "SINA" her default pick has he getting banged doggy style, talk about tacky!!!!! Get a room without a view!
Tumbler Candles
What You Need: Glass tumblers Tissue paper in assorted colors Glue stick Small candle Scissors Instructions: 1. Carefully cut holiday shapes out of the tissue paper. 2. Apply glue to the back of the tissue paper shapes and press them onto the outside of the tumbler. Experiment with layering colorful shapes over one another.
Come Visit Me!
I am the owner of a chat line room.....if you wanna come and say whats up to me or anyone else.....call 1(218)936-1412.....when you hear the message press 4#........hope 2 see you soon!!
Punkmunkie21
My friend punkmunkie needs help! He doesn't have very many pics to rate so it's an easy job! Go to his profile and f/r/a him. Tell him Lace sent u. I will return the favor.. just message me when you need something. Punkmunkie21@ fubar
Coconut Chutney
Coconut Chutney 1/2 fresh whole coconut, drained and grated 1/2 cup plain yogurt 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 3 fresh red chili peppers, chopped 1/2 teaspoon mustard seed 1/4 teaspoon cumin seeds DIRECTIONS Place the coconut and yogurt in a blender or food processor. Process to a paste-like consistency. Transfer to a medium bowl. Heat the oil in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Stir in chili peppers, mustard seed, and cumin seeds. Cook until mustard seeds start to pop. Spoon over the coconut mixture. Cover, and refrigerate until serving.
Stupidity
INC LAW FIRM London International House 1st St Katharine's Way London E1W 1AY DX 1070 London City Good Day, I am Tods Murray (Esq) a Solicitor with INC International Law Firm London and a personal lawyer to a late client Mr.Mahmoud Azmi Ahmed Mohamed who passed away after a critical illness. My client was a well known philantropist and one who likes to care for the needy without giving a second thought.Before he died,he made a WILL in our law firm stating that GBP6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) should be donated to any charity home of our choice. My client has a Municipal Insurance Bond,he has a "Blanket Policy" (Property Insurance) covering funds lodged in an Insured Bonded Domiciliary bank here in the United Kingdom.The bank is requesting that my client who just passed on to come forward for the renewal of the deposit contract agreement which from record is estimated at GBP6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) or cl
Teriyaki Beef Jerky
Teriyaki Beef Jerky Recipe 1 lb London broil, sliced across the grain into 1/8 to 1/4-inch thick strips 1 Tbsp brown sugar 1/4 tsp black pepper 1 tsp onion powder 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp ginger powder 1 tsp salt 1 Tbsp honey 1/4 C orange juice (no pulp) 1/2 C soy sauce 1 tsp liquid smoke 1/4 C water Preparing the jerky: Place all the dry ingredients into a glass bowl (do not use metal containers). Add liquids and mix until salt is dissolved. Place the meat in a glass bowl or glass cake dish. Cover meat and refrigerate for 24 to 36 hours in marinade. Remove the meat from the refrigerator, and pat the meat with paper towel to remove excess moisture. If you are have more than 1 pound of meat, simply double or triple the marinade ingredients. You want to be sure to cover the meat completely during the marinating period. Drying the jerky: Place in dehydrator (or 140 degree oven) for 4-8 hours depending on the amount of racks. Every hour turn racks
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i'm doing this in the same color as the blog so i don't get much attention from it... i won't anyway cause none of u whores give a fuck. i'm always meeting people who don't give a fuck or totally nuts. Now i've met a girl that i like but she is totally nuts and everyone i know is telling me to stay away... But i'm so lonely i just don't want to be lonely anymore... i put on this face that i enjoy being single and alone but its all a mask just so you guys won't care i dunno what i should do anymore...
Sweet Heart Garland (crochet)
http://belladia.typepad.com/bella_dia/2008/02/sweet-heart-cro.html
Love
Love is patient, Love is kind, It does not envy, it does not boast, It is not proud, It is not rude, It is not self-seeking, It is not easily angered, It keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends.
Ok This Is All About My Biz
I had to tell someone so hear it goes..lol The more people know about what i do the better. I own Cybersolutionz www.cybersolutionz.com We offer SPalsh Pages and a great way to get Views of your Profiles, Business SPlash Pages, Websites anything you can imagine. Can't do X rated though, but I should i would make a fortune...lmao I have a Saturday Special Happening tomorrow... Get One SPlash Page Hosted by Cybersolutionz for $25.00 usd $3.00 mth. Hosting Fee customized to any way you want. Unlimited Text Unlimited Email forms Unlimited Graphics One Flash Presentation ( Photo's ect..) 10 frames This will also be blasted to over 400 Domains on a Banner Rotator as well, and hooked to a Keyword Generator that loads every 2 days... Pretty sweet ha! Look me up dc@cybersolutionz.com ( Yeah don't miss use my email guys hee hee) Cya Carla
Ppl Like This.....*sighs* Help.....
I am sorry for the mean way of acting...but I try to get out of her drama and she pulls me back into it!!! I am trying to be nice, civil and all that good stuff but she comes back into my life and messes with me. I mean one day I was at my sisters house helping take care of my sister after she got out of the hospital for a major surgery and she tries to push her way into my sisters house with false accusations and doesnt care about my sisters state of health and i try to tell her to leave and she didnt for a while. She didnt care that she could have made her sicker! I hate her more than anyone in my life. Her and her sorry excuse for a boyfriend.
So... Day 1
Welcome to the first entry... a little about me... i run and swim. read and learn... and love James bond... so i'm going to try to write james bond fan fic. stay tuned for updates
Offering
String me up on your canvas of envious lust. Crucify me with the quills I scrawled my soul with. Bleed from me my words of earnest infatuation and drink from the sweet, bold red it renders. You have had your fill, you have sipped your last. For I will give no more. Masked pricked drained and slain. My husk has nothing left for you. An offering must be made a sacrifice an allowance. For this devoted acolyte to continue the goddess must praise caress surrender. Perhaps then I will stir with life again perhaps then my heart can be tapped for the harvest. Because a deity without worship is less than a pariah in a pantheon. Without feeling, without emotion without devotion- there can be no avatar no pious manifestation of her will no body or spirit to inhabit only the idea, the theory the absence. Tonight the goddess kneels to my altar. Or she will reap her loving disciple's wilting wrath.
Commitment
You Are A Little Scared of Commitment You're open to getting serious with someone... though you can't entirely imagine it. Maybe you haven't met the right person. Maybe you haven't gotten to the right point in your life. Your reaction to commitment is very normal - especially if you're young or have been burned before. Give it time. You'll probably be ready for a serious relationship sooner than you think. Are You Afraid of Commitment?
The Past Few Yrs...
So I was sittin here one day last week thinkin about the last few yrs of my life, and I've come to realize a few things. Most of it, is pretty obvious, but there were a few things I REALLY had to think about. What I've gained, what I've lost... WHO I've lost, people that have come and gone, and one or two who wont go away. I've finally come to accept the simple fact that when I make someone a priority in my life, I'm never more than their option. Someone to fall back on when their life falls to shit... their own lil pick me up, their "escape". And what I found odd, was how 4 women, who, as far as I know, have never met one another, all came up with the term "escape" when they would refer to what it felt like to them when we hung out, or spent time together, or "dated" or whatever. Is that the new term Cosmo is tellin women to use now? I know I'll have a hard time trustin anyone who claims they care or love me, especially after findin out the last one never meant it. I know now
Me
As stated I'm 27. 28 as of March 16th. I like to spend time with my friends, my family and by myself. I don't have any dirt on my friends. What I know is that they all are awesome and have been with me through everything. But I must admit that they sometimes get on my nerves. That's why I'm here. Trying to find more people to be "around". I don't know everything, but I will listen and try to help you with your problems. I like to think that I'm a problem solver, just for everybody else. I somehow can't figure my own out. I'm not looking for a handout, nor am I going to ignore what you say, I will take what you've given me and devise a solution. My relationships with my friends stands as this; You are my friend till I die, UNLESS you do something to me that I feel has betrayed my trust in you.
There Once Was A Man
There once was a man who built himself up To not feel Emotions And avoid all commotions Unattached except for vision never let anyone affect his decisions everything planned right down to precision never stood still to think of time all very questionable considering his prime (please read this while we redirect you, todays piece of work was brought to you by Daz Doorstep challenge,, we apologise for the break in service ) There once was a man who never let anyone in no matter how hard here one minute gone the next never staying still never settling running running till no one follows let me go he cries let me go he cries he doesnt need me he doesnt need you just needs the characters in his head maybe it was something we sad
Does Anyone Know How We Came This Far
once it was fun, not knowing what to expect, one year yonder its smells of regret now i just wonder what went wrong listening to broken down songs once i would go to end of world, now im reluctant to answer your call you let me go while keeping me close the strings have been replaced so there no longer traced, im running away but end up in same place watching me run then pulling me back evil spies for simple lies painting the picture ive done the wrong when i ask? you say not long, you let me go while keeping me close the strings have been replaced so there no longer traced all thoughts revolve around you meandering toying with inconspiciuos tastes im just a piece in your headlights only needed at night fighting running scraping with emotions does anybody know how we came this far???? does anybody know how we came this far???? does anybody know how we came this far???? does anybody know how we came this far???? you let me go while keeping me c
Broken Hearted
ok so 3 days ago i get home and mom hands me a note that bud has left for me saying that he has made the decision that our relationship cant work and he isnt ready for this relationship and he wants to see other people...what i dont get is that the night before he was all i love you i cant wait to see you blah blah blah....i know a week or so before we had talked and he said he wanted to see other ppl and call off our engagement but we had talked and what i thought jointly decided to work on the things that were bothering him like how i wasnt raised in the church of christ and how i believe and support gay rights and marriage or in the womans right to choose whether she wants an abortion or not i do not support the act of abortion but i do support a womans rite to choose...anyways when he came and left the note he took the 360 he got me for christmas and the engagement ring and then changed his number and blocked my number from calling his house and took me off his myspace so when i fi
Be Mine!
Have you ever wanted a "Babe" or a "rꧧ" to be your Valentine? Well NOW is your Chance to make that happen!!! click my link to see what goodies can b4 yours...u wont be disappointed at all trust me
I Have Come To Realize..
1. I've come to realize that my hair... is a hot mess. 2. I've come to realize that my heart... has will always belong to Mr.Conroy. 3. I've come to realize that my job... is non-exist, and that sucks. 4. I've come to realize that when I'm driving... I am at peace. 5. I've come to realize that I need... to get my own place and go back to school because I can't live out of suitcases forever. 6. I've come to realize that I have lost... my grandpa phisically, but he still lives in my heart. 7. I've come to realize that I don't like it when... People treat me like a child. 8. I've come to realize that the opposite sex... is pretty much the same they just express themselves diffrently. 9. I've come to realize that money... is never going to control my life. 10. I've come to realize that certain people... aren't worth wasting my time. 11. I've come to realize that I'll always be... free spirited but
Prince Of Ice
I went for a Trans-Siberian Orchestra feel for this one, hence the winter-ish title as well. Made for a friend who is a huge TSO fan.All works of Razorwolf are created by Wolf himself using simple mod tracking programs. Contact for more info
The Heart's Rise
A simple symphonic meant to symbolize the power of the human heart to overcome all pain and adversity in due time.All works of Razorwolf are created by Wolf himself using simple mod tracking programs. Contact for more info
Madea Lol...
i can be like this when i am mad lmfaooooooooo
Is Love Real?
I don't know why this always happens but it does. you meet someone and things go great for awhile. Then all of the sudden the have family to be with, friends they have been neglecting, and then the big kicker - they are married. I am either the luckiest or unluckiest man alive. I find the best women to be with and then after a few months i find out they are married. Now I'm not saying that i am the best thing out there since sliced bread but im not that bad i don't think. Why cant i find anyone that isn't married and wants me for me and not money. I give my all and then get shot point blank in the chest. I don't think that i am suppose to be happy in life anymore. what do you all think? Is there still love out there or is it just an illusion anymore?
Don't Know What To Say
i am a good person and i try to treat people like i want to be treated so stay kool and hang tight i only know a few of you all so i am trying to meet new peps
48 Hours Of Auto 11's
OK. Heres the thing. Some one got me my first AUTO 11 bling. I'm turning it on at 6pm EST. The good news is a friend of mine also has AUTO 11's but she isnt turning hers on til tomorrow. She also has a Happy Hour tomorrow at 6pm EST. This is what I need my friends to do. Today at 6pm rate me like you love me. Help me hit Godfather. Tomorrow at 6pm go rate my friend during her Happy Hour and help her shed off some points. I'm already set to rate her. K$W(`)Owned By Styx@ fubar
Some Quotes
Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need. ~Margaret Mead To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship. ~Domnico Cieri Estrada Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. ~Flavia Weedn Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself. - Bill Bluestein
Hypomania
I've diagnosed myself cuz I was lookin up stuff and I ran across this and it turns out it is exactly what I am ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hypomania (literally, below mania) is a mood state characterized by persistent and pervasive elevated or irritable mood, and thoughts and behaviors that are consistent with such a mood state. People experiencing hypomanic symptoms typically have a flood of ideas, and sometimes mildly grandiose thoughts and visions. It is distinguished from mania by the absence of psychotic symptoms and by its lower degree of impact on functioning. Hypomania is a feature of two mood disorders: bipolar II disorder and cyclothymia. Hypomania can also have a benefit in creativity and productive energy. Many have cited it as a gateway to their success, and a large number of people with creative talents have experienced hypomania or other symptoms of bipolar disorder. Classic symptoms of hypomania include mild euphoria, a flood of ideas, endless
Hmmm
Well lets see here i'm quite the random guy who likes to do crazy ass shit all the time... I mean really what man or woman isn't the same way from time to time right??? Well lets just put things in perspective i hate when some1 tells me to conform to RULES!!! So in turn me being the way i am i just HAVEEEEE 2 push the boundaries of that rule lol. For instance i was at a bar in the hamptons here on LONG ISLAND it's called THE BOARDY BARN opens its doors on the weekend and sunday is the big TOPPPER... Dollar beers all day from 7 in the morning til whenever the hell they wanna close the bar (indoor and outdoor). Now you might wonder, "when does it close" it DOESNT lol the COPS own it lol well RETIRED cops lol... Now here's the interesting thing we used to be able to drink and throw beer on every1 it was the BOARDY BARN right of passage if you don't have beer on yourself then u need to kick rocks OR just get laced up with some SUDS. Obviously this is not a bar you where your BEST CLOTHES/S
Our Video On U Tube
Hi Folks.. Just posted a Video on UTube ..our first .. Made by Paul on our ride to Fl last summer... Leave a comment if ya drop by Utube and check it out... Sondra & Paul Direct Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxa6LH2EGW0 Embed Video:
Effing Day
I need to purge this outta my head so I can hopefully relax once I get the kids. This day was such a fucking emotional roller coaster I could hurl. Literally. Started out WAY too early, got the kids ready and off to day care, then came home to get myself ready. Coffe, shower, trying to put on panty hose I ripped a huge hole in the knee. Much swearing until I realize that I have some nude back seam stockings...sexiness, yay!. Finish getting ready and realize I'm leaving about 10 minutes later than I had hoped. No biggie. I can make up the time on the highway. Flashing lights thought otherwise. Very sweet officer, introduced himself. Asked me where I was going, where I was coming from, whether I had an appointment. When I very honestly said it was for a job, he handed my stuff back to me and told me to be careful. That started the first crying jag of the day. Went to the job thing (door to door life insurance, not likely, but positive enthusiastic people are good to hav
Resaults
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Hot...or Crazy...
where do you lie on the line?
I Am Gay
I am a Gay Man, of 59, Old but not dead! I like men 36 to 18, thin build, cute butt.
More Lyrics..
Wicked Rain / Little Boy Blues. copyright Donnie Harper. Could they have imagined, could they really have known was their sanity questioned, were their hearts turned to stone but not that it matters, the past is the past, the evil today is sufficient to last what a wicked rain these tears that fall in mourning such a wicked rain this fallout of our pride what a wicked rain the tears of G-d are fallen such a wicked rain the sin of all man kind the demon came calling in august, tho his candle was lit in july the captain made sure the virgin was pure so that death could take to the skies now its time to learn a story, let those with ears now hear we've sown madness in our garden and the reaper has appeared ************************************ I'm the blood you spilled in anger, I'm the tears that fall in vain I am your child of wonder, yes your prodigy of pain all you fear lost in midnite i am fire i am light all the pain you fear in midnite i am anger i am
Need Help
need help... got my first auto 11... from my DT family... I love ya'll... please help me level then check them out believe me they are awesome!
My First Auto 11 Today Around 3 Pst...lvl Up With Me...thank You
This is a reminder that my Auto 11s will be on TODAY around 3p PST til Sunday. Please help me out and you know it helps you out as well. :-) (B) Please pass on to your friends and fam too. Thank You in advance for the help...
Loveeeeeeeeee
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things
All Good Things...
am lost to desolation, My cold heart, Still bleeding in my hands. Betrayed by failure, time, and distance. I let love slip thru my hands. My hearts chalice Lost and empty The wounds now left, they seem unending. No healing found at my command. Pendragons flight, no more, Now vanquished, Just stardust ash, on desert sands. Yes, all good things must end it seems. So how do you tell when Love is real? or is Love real? I have to wonder sometimes.
Mathematical Equation For Love?
So, James packs my lunch in the morning. We're both on diets, and one of the ways that I'm working on it is to have food to eat that's not fast food... all day, every day. We also have this ongoing argument about who loves who more. I say I win. Well, in my lunch box today, there was a note card with this written on it: The equation and proof that I
2 Foot Escapade...
Alright you fine mens and womens i just got home from the doc with great news! No damage was done and they got the best woman they could find to put my new pretty blue cast on. Yes i know purple won out yesterday but i wanted to make my baby smile and get her favorite color. Not only is this cast completely different as far as proportion wise but also about 5lbs lighter YES!. This one actually fits and is molded to my leg so with the cast boot on and jeans it can almost pass as just an ugly shoe lmao. The best part about it was it made such a huge difference pain wise that i was able to get up and WALK out of the doc's office. I was so completely over-joyed that i made a huge fuss...hugged all the doctors and nurses, everybody was laughing and smiling and i jumped out of the doc's office into the waiting room and said watch me folk's im WALKIN outta this place...everyone in the waiting room clapped as i was leaving LOL. Yes im a big ham and i enjoy being funny and making people laugh..
In My 1st Auction
Hi there friends, I am in my very 1st Auction. I have never been in one before but I have "bought" some fu-friends in the past. I have LOTS to offer & if bidding is right, might offer more, click on this pic & it'll take you there, so PLEASE stop by & check it out *** You won't regret "owning" me for 1 Mth. *** ~~~~I have an offer thats going on until March 5th, whoever can outbid the last offer of a 3 day Blast & a 25 Bling pack will get 300 of my 11's PLUS what I have listed in my Auction.~~~~
Rules For Life
This is the code I live by, and what I teach my children. For my children Current mood: determined Category: Life THE INSTRUCTIONS OF KING CORMAC GRANDSON OF CARBERY. oh Cormac, grandson of carbery, what were your habits when you were a lad? "Not hard to tell", said Cormac. I was a listener in woods I was a gazer at stars I was blind where secrets were concerned I was silent in the wilderness I was talkative among many I was mild in the mead hall I was stern in battle I was gentle towards allies I was a physician of the sick I was weak towards the feeble I was strong towards the powerful I was not close, less I should be burdensome I was not arrogant, though I was wise I was not given to promising, though I was strong I was not venturesome, though I was swift I did not deride the old, though I was young I was not boastful, though I was a good warrior I would not speak about anyone in their absence I would not reproach, but would give praise I would no
Fubomber Family Pimp Out 2/06/09-2/15/09
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Idiot Of The Day - Hopefully The Only One
So this guy ... JoeS sends me a shout that says "nsfw?"... so i'm like "was that a question???" he says "yes do u have sexy pix?" ... ok keep in mind, he hasn't talked to me ever before, no rates, no conversation... apparently he's too lazy to add someone and check the albums... so my response... "wow, you really are just a typical jackass aren't you. there's plenty of porn sites on the net, even if i had access to my old acct that has hundreds of them, i wouldn't give you access" ... he starts rating me 1's... i'm thinkin "seriously? am i supposed to be hurt by this? rofl!!!" all i said was "lol cute, hunny, truth hurts like a motherfucker doesn't it" ... and blocked him, i was going to leave him unblocked but i figured god forbid he responds, my iq might drop. love ya'll, sin
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Lookin 4 Street Team Promoters
Looking for an person with high energy and willing to work with others... So if you qualify hit me up.. Peace check out dis site only if you seriously want 2 be part of sumthing special... www.poeticblack.com
Woodstock 1969 Lineup And Song List
1. Richie Havens 1. High Flyin' Bird 2. I Can't Make It Anymore 3. With A Little Help 4. Strawberry Fields For Ever 5. Hey Jude 6. I Had A Woman 7. Handsome Johnny 8. Freedom 2. Swami Satchidananda 3. Country Joe McDonald 1. I Find Myself Missing You 2. Rockin' All Around The World 3. Flyin' High All Over The World 4. Seen A Rocket 5. Fish Cheer/I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixing-To-Die-Rag 4. John B. Sebastian 1. How Have You Been 2. Rainbows All Over Your Blues 3. I Had A Dream 4. Darlin' Be Home Soon 5. Younger Generation 5. Sweetwater 1. What's Wrong 2. Motherless Child 3. Look Out 4. For Pete's Sake 5. Day Song 6. Crystal Spider 7. Two Worlds 8. Why Oh Why 6. Incredible String Band 1. Invocation 2. The Letter 3. This Moment 4. When You Find Out Who You Are 7. Bert Sommer 1. Jennifer 2. The Road To Travel 3. I Wondered Where You Be
50 Greatest Rock Guitar Live Solos
1. Crossroads - Eric Clapton (Wheels Of Fire/Cream) 2. Stairway To Heaven - Jimmy Page (The Song Remains The Same/Led Zeppelin) 3. Machine Gun - Jimi Hendrix (Band Of Gypsys/Jimi Hendrix) 4. Statesboro Blues - Duane Allman (At Fillmore East/Allman Brothers Band) 5. Comfortably Numb - David Gilmour (Pulse/Pink Floyd) 6. Suicide Solution - Randy Rhoads (Tribute/Ozzy Osbourne) 7. 316 - Eddie Van Halen (Live Right Here Right Now/Van Halen) 8. Star Spangled Banner - Jimi Hendrix (Live At Woodstock/Jimi Hendrix) 9. La Villa Strangiato - Alex Lifeson (Exit Stage left/Rush) 10. I'm So Glad - Eric Clapton (Goodbye/Cream) 11. Cortez The Killer - Neil Young (Weld/Neil Young & Crazy Horse) 12. Freebird - Allen Collins/Gary Rossington (One More From The Road/Lynyrd Skynyrd) 13. Texas Flood - Stevie Ray Vaughan (Live At Carnegie Hall/Stevie Ray Vaughan) 14. Wicked World - Tony Iommi (Past Lives/Black Sabbath) 15. Heaven And Hell - Pete Townshend (Live At Leeds/The Who)
I Am Confuzed
i dont know what to do my girls ex is being a bitch and i whant her and so dose he what do i do
250 Greatest Rock Guitar Solos
1. Comfortably Numb - David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) 2. Stairway To Heaven - Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) 3. All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix 4. Free Bird - Allen Collins (Lynyrd Skynyrd) 5. Maggot Brain - Edie Hazel (Funkadelic) 6. Texas Flood - Stevie Ray Vaughan 7. Eruption - Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen) 8. Highway Star - Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple) 9. Cause We've Ended As Lovers - Jeff Beck 10. Hotel California - Don Felder/Joe Walsh (Eagles) 11. Mr Crowley - Randy Rhoads (Ozzy) 12. Little Wing - Jimi Hendrix 13. Time - David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) 14. Layla - Eric Clapton/Duane Allman (Derek & The Dominos) 15. Sweet Child O' Mine - Slash (Guns N' Roses) 16. Cliffs Of Dover - Eric Johnson 17. Nottingham Lace - Buckethead 18. For The Love Of God - Steve Vai 19. Voodoo Child (slight return) - Jimi Hendrix 20. November Rain - Slash (Guns N' Roses) 21. Shine On You Crazy Diamond - David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) 22. Blue Sky - Duane Allman/Dickey Betts
200 Greatest Rock Guitar Riffs
1. Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple 2. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones 3. Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream 4. Layla - Derek And The Dominos 5. Oh Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison 6. Iron Man - Black Sabbath 7. Johnny B Goode - Chuck Berry 8. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin 9. You Really Got Me - The Kinks 10. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses 11. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix Experience 12. Day Tripper - The Beatles 13. Walk This Way - Aerosmith 14. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly 15. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 16. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd 17. Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Jimi Hendrix Experience 18. Paranoid - Black Sabbath 19. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne 20. Back In Black - AC/DC 21. Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix Experience 22. Frankenstein - Edgar Winter 23. Aqualung - Jethro Tull 24. Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood & Destroyers 25. Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones 26. Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran 27. Money For Nothing -
100 Greatest Rock Guitarists
1. Jimi Hendrix* - Jimi Hendrix Experience 2. Eric Clapton - Yardbirds, Cream, Derek & The Dominos, Solo 3. Jimmy Page - Yardbirds, Led Zeppelin, The Firm 4. Jeff Beck - Yardbirds, Jeff Beck Group, Solo 5. Eddie Van Halen - Van Halen 6. Stevie Ray Vaughan* - Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble 7. Joe Satriani - Solo 8. Ritchie Blackmore - Deep Purple, Rainbow, Blackmores Night 9. Steve Vai - David Lee Roth, Whitesnake, Solo 10. David Gilmour - Pink Floyd, Solo 11. John Petrucci - Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment 12. Randy Rhoads* - Quiet Riot, Ozzy 13. Allan Holdsworth - Solo 14. Paul Gilbert - Mr. Big, Racer X, Solo 15. Yngwie Malmsteen - Rising Force, Solo 16. Phil Keaggy - Glass Harp, Solo 17. Jason Becker - Cacophony, David Lee Roth Band, Solo 18. John Mclaughlin- Mahavishnu Orchestra 19. Duane Allman* - Allman Brothers Band, Derek & the Dominos 20. Chuck Berry - Solo 21. Eric Johnson - Solo 22. Steve Howe - Yes, Solo 23. Neal Schon - S
100 Greatest Blues Instrumentals
1. Juke - Little Walter 2. Hide Away - Freddie King 3. Albatross - Fleetwood Mac/Peter Green 4. San-Ho-Zay - Freddie King 5. Phillip's Goes Banana's - Hound Dog Taylor 6. The Supernatural - John Mayall's Bluesbreakers 7. Wham - Lonnie Mack 8. Strollin' With Bones - T-Bone Walker 9. Hawaiian Boogie - Elmore James 10. Chitlin' Con Carne - Junior Wells 11. Thank You Mr. Poobah - Paul Butterfield Blues Band 12. Roller Coaster - Little Walter 13. Remembering Stevie - Buddy Guy 14. Okie Dokie Stomp - Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown 15. Hookin' - Earl Hooker 16. Frankie & Johnny Boogie - Memphis Slim 17. Lookin Good - Magic Sam 18. Avalanche - Albert Collins 19. Albert's Shuffle - Mike Bloomfield/Al Kooper 20. Rude Mood - Stevie Ray Vaughan 21. Cha Cha The Blues - Charlie Musselwhite 22. 12:15 Slow Goonbash Blues - Shuggie Otis 23. Blue Guitar - Earl Hooker 24. Blues For Shawn - Ronnie Earl 25. Ice Pick - Albert Collins 26. Easy Rider - Electric Flag 27. C
100 Greatest Blues Songs
1. Memphis Blues - W.C. Handy 2. Crazy Blues - Mamie Smith 3. Pine Top Boogie - Pine Top Smith 4. Dust My Broom - Elmore James 5. Boogie Chillun - John Lee Hooker 6. Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters 7. Stormy Monday - T-Bone Walker 8. Hellhound On My Trail - Robert Johnson 9. Spoonful - Willie Dixon 10. The Thrill Is Gone - B.B. King 11. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl - Sonny Boy Williamson I 12. Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King 13. Forty Four Blues - Roosevelt Sykes 14. Smokestack Lightnin' - Howlin' Wolf 15. Statesboro Blues - Taj Mahal 16. Hoochie Coochie Man - Muddy Waters 17. Juke - Little Walter 18. The Little Red Rooster - Willie Dixon 19. Come In My Kitchen - Robert Johnson 20. I'm a King Bee - Slim Harpo 21. The Things That I Used To Do - Guitar Slim 22. Back Door Man - Willie Dixon 23. It's My Own Fault - B.B. King 24. I'm Tore Down - Freddie King 25. T-Bone Blues - T-Bone Walker 26. Sweet Home Chicago - Robert Johnson 27. Preaching The
Auto 11 Up For Auction
1 Auto 11 is up for auction Starting bid is 3 Million fubucks It will run from Friday Feb 6. Until Sunday Feb 8. Only serious bids please Fubucks must be paid before blinged Leave comment to bid
100 Greatest Blues Guitarists
1. T-Bone Walker 2. B.B. King 3. Stevie Ray Vaughan 4. Robert Johnson 5. Albert King 6. Eric Clapton 7. Buddy Guy 8. Muddy Waters 9. Otis Rush 10. Johnny Winter 11. Peter Green 12. Ronnie Earl 13. Freddie King 14. Mike Bloomfield 15. Earl Hooker 16. Elmore James 17. Albert Collins 18. Hubert Sumlin 19. Duane Allman 20. John Lee Hooker 21. Son House 22. Robert Cray 23. Jimmie Vaughan 24. Billy Gibbons 25. Lonnie Johnson 26. Roy Buchanan 27. Duke Robillard 28. Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown 29. Blind Lemon Jefferson 30. Charley Patton 31. Ry Cooder 32. Lonnie Mack 33. Warren Haynes 34. Son Seals 35. Robert Nighthawk 36. Magic Sam 37. Luther Allison 38. Mississippi Fred McDowell 39. Robben Ford 40. Roy Rogers 41. Jimmy Thackery 42. Lonnie Brooks 43. Keb Mo 44. Mick Taylor 45. Lightnin' Hopkins 46. Corey Harris 47. Steve Cropper 48. Taj Mahal 49. Blind Willie Johnson 50. Shuggie Otis 51. Johnny Copeland 52. Gary Moore 53. Ror
100 Greatest Psychedelic Songs
1. The American Metaphysical Circus - The United States of America 2. Tomorrow Never Knows - The Beatles 3. Grace - Country Joe & The Fish 4. Interstellar Overdrive - Pink Floyd 5. Are You Experienced - Jimi Hendrix Experience 6. At The Mountains of Madness - H.P. Lovecraft 7. Other Side of The Sky - Gong 8. Dark Star - Grateful Dead 9. Bass Strings - Country Joe & The Fish 10. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles 11. Spare Chaynge - Jefferson Airplane 12. Strange Days - The Doors 13. I Am The Walrus - The Beatles 14. My White Bicycle - Tomorrow 15. Translucent Carriages - Pearls Before Swine 16. Bracelets of Fingers - The Pretty Things 17. Beacon From Mars - Kaleidoscope 18. China Cat Sunflower - Grateful Dead 19. Venus In Furs - The Velvet Underground 20. Magoo - Country Joe & The Fish 21. White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane 22. Astronomy Domine - Pink Floyd 23. In The Arena - West Coast Pop Art Experiemental Band 24. The Parable of Arable
Wife Caught Cheating...lol
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.. TO.. CUT IT OFF, ARE YOU???!?" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye: "Nope. You are. I'm going to set
500 Greatest Rock Instrumentals
1. Green Onions - Booker T & The MGs 2. Honky Tonk - Bill Doggett 3. Walk Don't Run - The Ventures 4. Frankenstein - Edgar Winter 5. Pipeline - The Chantays 6. Rumble - Link Wray 7. Wipe Out - The Surfaris 8. Jessica - Allman Brothers Band 9. Night Train - Jimmy Forest 10. Misirlou - Dick Dale 11. Sleepwalk - Santo and Johnny 12. Rebel Rouser - Duane Eddy 13. TSOP (The Sound Of Philadelphia) - MFSB 14. Eruption - Van Halen 15. Tequila - Champs 16. Time Is Tight - Booker T & The MGs 17. Cissy Strut - The Meters 18. Soul Twist - King Curtis 19. Memphis - Lonnie Mack 20. Apache - The Shadows 21. La Villa Strangiato - Rush 22. The Deacon's Hop - Big Jay McNeely 23. Space Guitar - Johnny "Guitar" Watson 24. Last Night - Mar Keys 25. Wild Weekend - The Rockin' Rebels 26. Maggot Brain - Funkadelic 27. Rockit - Herbie Hancock 28. Raunchy - Bill Justis 29. Hip Hug-Her - Booker T & The MGs 30. Surfing With The Alien - Joe Satriani 31. Let's Go Trippi
Be Strong.... Lol
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. " To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Gone And Ruined It
500 Songs Every Rock Fan Should Know
1. ? and the Mysterians - 96 Tears 2. 10cc - I'm Not in Love 3. 2Pac feat. Dr. Dre - California Love 4. AC/DC - Back in Black 5. AC/DC - Highway to Hell 6. AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long 7. Aerosmith - Dream On 8. Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion 9. Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force - Planet Rock 10. Al Green - Let's Stay Together 11. Al Green - Tired of Being Alone 12. Abba - Dancing Queen 13. Alice Cooper - School's Out 14. Animals, The - House of the Rising Sun 15. Aretha Franklin - Chain of Fools 16. Aretha Franklin - I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You) 17. Aretha Franklin - Respect 18. Aretha Franklin - (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 19. B52's, The - Rock Lobster 20. Bachman-Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet 21. Band, The - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down 22. Band, The - The Weight 23. B.B. King - The Thrill is Gone 24. Beach Boys, The - California Girls 25. Beach Boys, The - Don't Worry Baby 26. Beach Bo
Greatest Songs Of The 70's
1. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin 2. Imagine - John Lennon 3. Hotel California - The Eagles 4. What's Going On - Marvin Gaye 5. Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen 6. Layla - Derek and the Dominos 7. Superstition - Stevie Wonder 8. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 9. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel 10. Let's Stay Together - Al Green 11. Let It Be - The Beatles 12. Maggie May - Rod Stewart 13. American Pie - Don McLean 14. Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who 15. Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees 16. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd 17. Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones 18. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye 19. Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac 20. Papa Was A Rollin' Stone - The Temptations 21. Your Song - Elton John 22. Midnight Train To Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips 23. More Than A Feeling - Boston 24. Just My Imagination - The Temptations 25. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor 26. Roxanne - The Police 27. Dream On - Aerosmith 28. Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 - P
Optical Illusion.......trippy
This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. U have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it. When you look at this picture in a closer look you see its?Albert Einstein. But if you stand?15 feet away,? It will become?Marilyn Monroe
Rules By Men!!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 day
The Gay Flight Attendent
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super. ' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground. ' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. ' To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Biatch!
Greatest Rock Songs
1. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin 2. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry 3. Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan 4. Respect - Aretha Franklin 5. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones 6. Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley 7. A Day In The Life - Beatles 8. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 9. Good Vibrations - Beach Boys 10. What'd I Say - Ray Charles 11. Papa's Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown 12. Won't Get Fooled Again - Who 13. All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix 14. (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding 15. Imagine - John Lennon 16. Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen 17. Layla - Derek & the Dominos 18. Light My Fire - Doors 19. I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye 20. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd 21. Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Jerry Lee Lewis 22. When A Man Loves A Woman - Percy Sledge 23. Hey Jude - Beatles 24. Hotel California - Eagles 25. Rock Around The Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets 26. You Really Got Me - Kinks 27. Americ
Catholic Parrots Lol
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a > problem. > > I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. > > 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. > > They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' > > 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. > > 'You know, he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two > male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the > cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to > pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that > phrase in no time. ' > > 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this might be the solution. ' > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's > house. > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were > inside their cage, holding
Friends
HEY FRIENDS, I HAVE A LOT ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE IN MY PERSONAL LIFE AND WON'T BE ON HERE TOO MUCH FOR THE NEXT MONTH OR SO..I WILL BE DOWNSIZING MY FRIENDS LIST HERE IN THE NEXT WEEK....IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN ON MY FRIENDS LIST THAN YOU NEED TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO MY INBOX, NOT MY SHOUTBOX....I HAVE MET AND GOTTEN TO KNOW MANY GREAT PEOPLE ON HERE AND SOME I KNOW WHO WILL BE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME TO COME...Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND I HOPE MANY OF YOU DECIDED TO STAY WITH ME ON HERE...I JUST HAD A "NEW" FRIEND BRING SOMETHING TO MY ATTENTION....IF I ADDED YOU RECENTLY AS A FRIEND I WILL KEEP YOU ON MY LIST IF YOU MADE SOME FORM OF CONTACT WITH ME OTHER THAN A RATING/FAN/ADD. LOVE YA!!
Are You Crazy?
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE: 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "Im a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. 13. At everything they say yell, Liar. 14. Try to swim in the floor. 15. Tap on their door all night.
Man In The Mirror / Mental Maze
a few days ago some one asked me what i see when i look in the mirror...............so i thought about it and ........................... when looking in the mirror i don't see Jeff, i know it's sounds crazy but i don't see me. I see a manifestation of pain, a vesle that no longer belongs to me but to a separate person that keeps me guessing on what way to go. (i've always been differnt from the way i act, dress and even draw. now i'm not saying that i'm special or better than anyone else cuz i'm not but i do have my qualities and talents) for as long as i can remember i have these weird/deranged/psychotic/sick/suicidal thoughts. (i've never done anything to myself). so i decided to create what i like to call a mental maze to block all these thoughts in and keep them seperated. well as off these past couple days it's been getting worse and worse. due to the amount of stress i've been going thru w/ my family. (i'm not saying that my problems r far worse than anyone else's or a
Washcloth Gynecologist
..I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washclo th in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure y ou do, I hopped up on the table, looked over
Guys.. This Is How To Get Us
Ways To Get To A Girls Heart: 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart
Greatest Songs Of The 60's
1. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones 2. Respect - Aretha Franklin 3. Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan 4. I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye 5. Hey Jude - Beatles 6. Good Vibrations - Beach Boys 7. Light My Fire - Doors 8. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers 9. Louie Louie - Kingsmen 10. My Girl - Temptations 11. She Loves You - Beatles 12. You Really Got Me - Kinks 13. In The Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett 14. Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream 15. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix 16. A Day In The Life - Beatles 17. Papa's Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown 18. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 19. My Generation - The Who 20. All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix 21. Mr. Tambourine Man - Byrds 22. Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater Revival 23. Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding 24. When A Man Loves A Woman - Percy Sledge 25. I Want To Hold Your Hand - Beatles 26. A Whiter Shade Of Pale - Procol Harum 27. House Of The Ri
True
Dis iz so true... My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights. ' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you w ith a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama
~taking Care Of You~
~Taking Care Of You~ > Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. > > 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO ID REQUIRED.' > > 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the 'For' line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. > > 3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have It printed, anyone can get it. > > 4. Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc. You will
A Great Poem.. I Liked It Anyway..
WHEN FIRST I LOVED by: Taj Mahjomed HEN first I loved, I gave my very soul Utterly unreserved to Love's control, But Love deceived me, wrenched my youth away And made the gold of life for ever grey. Long I lived lonely, yet I tried in vain With any other Joy to stifle pain; There is no other joy, I learned to know, And so returned to Love, as long ago. Yet I, this little while ere I go hence, Love very lightly now, in self-defence. TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH BY LAURENCE HOPE (1865-1904) "When First I Loved" is reprinted from India's Love Lyrics. Trans. Laurence Hope. New York: John Lane Co., 1906.
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
In Honor of Stupid People: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machin
The Wongs..funny Ass Shit!!!
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong
Sole Joke
A SAMOAN man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only SAMOAN man there. As he sat down, he noticed a WHITE man behind him. The WHITE man said, "COLORED people are not allowed here. " The SAMOAN man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen UFA...(Fucker)when I was born, I was BROWN. When I grew up, I was BROWN. When I'm sick, I'm BROWN. When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN. When I'm cold, I'm BROWN. When I die, I'll be BROWN. But you UFA... (Fucker)when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!"......
The Gift
The Gift Blinded by the love and the longing to be with you You...my Soulmate, I truly believed to be The One The one I would love and would love me unconditionally The one I yearned to be with at every moment The one I couldnt wait to see coming home & the one I couldnt wait to open my eyes to The one I would gaze eyes with for hours in an intense and loving stare My best friend who would always be there for me, improve me and never judge The man I did things for I would never do, but wanted to and he would never have to ask My happiness & satisfaction intensified knowing that his wants & desires were fulfilled The one I would spend forever with, the one I would grow old with An experience like no other you gave me, the good, the bad, the gift The familiarity of being in your arms, a comfort I knew all too well from centuries ago As we held our hearts together in ultimate bliss the angels would circle us with wind The moon, illuminating paths over the ocean for
Crystal Meth
MEET CRYSTAL METH!!!! Meet Mr. and Mrs. Crystal Meth. I destroy homes I tear families apart. I take your children and that's just a start. I'm more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I'm easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child's closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death, then it certainly should. I have many names. But there's one you'll know best. I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awesome, try me, you'll see. But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go. But if you try me twice, then I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You'll do what you have to do, just
Girls.. ..read!!
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....
Haha
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you. " "My d
Hide Away...
Alone and blind I stumble through this life Fated to wear the scars of my past This badge of disgrace haunts me I fear my own reflection now I've often asked if I should just disappear I feel now that it would be best Such pain and misery have I caused I've broken unbreakable bonds Shattered the mirror of my soul Dragged myself to pieces on this path I've chosen I know I must stop this self destruction I just don't know how There must be a way to end this Should I hide away or face the edge?
What Things Do You Hate About People?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has ne
Jokes
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered. " When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" His wife confessed, "Not this time.
J-lo
Get In On The Fun
REMEMBER TO COME JOIN THE LOUNGE LET'S HAVE SOME FUN MRS MAMMA MIA! ~Co Owner Frozen Paradise~@ fubar J TRMFR~OWNER OF FROZEN~PARADISE@ fubar Hiring all staff apply with in
Don't Do This
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the
Ensign: Our Letter In Revelation
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 6 February 2009 The second and third chapters of Revelation are a collection of seven letters to seven different churches. Besides being written to the historical churches of Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamos, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, and Laodicea, they're also read as reflecting the church at different stages of its history, from then to now. Keep in mind that whenever church is referred to in the Bible, it's always to a specific assembly of believers in Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, not to the building that necessarily houses them. And in many parts of the world, there is no church planning committee to deal with because there is no wood and nail house of worship to go to. One imagines what a letter of Jesus would soun
Texas Twister
TEXAS TWISTER HAS AUTO 11S SO SLOWLY RATE HER SLOWLY SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST LADIES ON HERE SO GO SPANK HER WITH RATES BLING FAN AND ADD HER SHE IS SWEET AS PIE I WANT TO INTRODUCE.... ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~♥~SHADOW LEVELER~♥~CLUB UNITED~FU BAD GIRL~@ fubar PLEASE GO SHOW HER LOVE BY CLICKING ON THE ABOVE PICTURE SHE IS PRETTY INSIDE AND OUT FROM HER FRIEND: *AngelDawnKris*Owned By Dj Scooby n Texas Twister*@ fubar AC/DCThunderstruck
Auto 11s
cutterbum (my #1) has autos on. He needs loving... I need help from YOU. Go to his page and let him know I sent you and rate his pictures like crazy!! When you're finished or even before you do... MESSAGE (do not shout because it gets cluttered in my shout box) me and let me know and I will return the favor somehow. Let me know what you want (reasonable please) and it will be done. I do not have money right now for bling packs and such... but anything else will be done. I will even make it easy for you... cutterbum aka "The Bachelor"@ fubar What are you waiting for?? I think I have some pretty awesome friends so don't prove me wrong!
Just My Opinion
Just venting, I guess! fubar is NOT going to change. Never has never will! We have always adjusted to every new change that we hated and bitched about in the past! Mabey it is different for me than for others! Dont get me wrong,I LOVE points, but MY friends are way more important than fucking points!! I dont blame ANYONE for not spending anymore money!! I dont blame anyone who has dished out thousands of dollars to be extremely pissed off about the new rating system, but it is what it is. Think about LC/CT when there was no money dished out! We worked our ass off to level with help from FRIENDS!! That was the fun times!! Thats when we cared about our friends more than points! I am here to have fun and nothing more! Seeing some of these status' this morning have really upset me! I use other peoples Autos to help myself level! I will NOT stop doing that! Everyone knows, if you dont have autos, you DONT get rated! That was one of those changes that most of us hated in the b
March For Babies
Do your good deed for the year and donate, or walk. This is an amazing cause. This for babies. Your babies. All babies. If you are interested in donating here is my daughters sponsor link in memory of my grandson Nicholas Tyler Grant August 11, 2006. www.marchforbabies.com/chelsea89 To all that support thank you and if you would like to know more on our story let me know.
From My Sissy! I Love This.. Ty Girl
~!~People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or
Poem
I realized something today Something Ill never understand And the more I think about it The worse it makes me feel I need freedom agian Where has it gone Is it hidden in the face of my friend Or gone in the face of my enemy Not just my enemy But The enemy of all mankind Evil Despair And malice are my foes I need the freedom of knowing the happy ending exsists Need the freedom to know the world sees the love there is left to claim I live knowing I cannot understand Why the greatest souls experience such pain But I'll I know is I'll continue my journey I continue to make the world better Continue to show the world the happiness there is And I hope youll be there behind me To help me through this journey For all the rest of the time to come I just want to thank you For being there for me And so I say I love you Like family as I say I just want you to know You help more than youll ever know And I hope you continue to do so Just know i thank you For all you ha
Damn Youuuuuuuuuuuu
grrrr....I'm kinda mad right now. I wanted to take off the "hates your p3nis" part of my name and just leave it as candi♥ass....but NOOOO, that's not allowed. So, I'm stuck hating your peen....you should all give me fu-ponies to make me feel better, k thx
Omg Lol
Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poison
S. Darko
a good idea or no? not sure what to expect. different cast, different director etc.
Wolf Who Steps Travelin Wo Wo
HOWDY CRITTERS AND HUMANS ITS WOLF WHO STEPS POSTING YA ALL AN UPDATE ABOUT ME HOWL! WITH THE HELP OF STANS HARLEY DAVIDSON HERE WE JUST FINISHED MAKING THE 'WOLF HARLEY' LEAN, MEAN, AND PRISTINE WO WO! I AM NOW RUNNING A 2003 TWIN CAM 95 CU EVOLUTION IN MY 1987 LOWRIDER [WITH SECRET STEPPINWOLF MAKES THINGS FASTER OPTIONS ADDED OF COURSE]. WE ALSO PUT A 2003 SPRINGER FRONT END ON 'HER' AND SHE IS NOW CHOMPIN ON HER BITS TO GET ON THE ROAD HOWL! ANYWAY I WILL BE LEAVIN FOR THE SOUTH STARTIN IN LOUSIANA NEXT WEEK WITH MY EVENTUAL DESTINATION FLORIDA AND DAYTONA BIKE WEEK! IF YOU ALL ARE FROM THE SOUTH AND WANT TO MEET ME MAYBE WE CAN ARRANGE A GET TOGETHER WHILE I AM TRAVELIN HOWL! JUST SEND ME A 'KITE' TO MY FUBAR E MAIL, CONTACT ME AT codywhitefeathers@yahoo.com, OR CALL ME AT 585-219-4114. I HAVE NO ISSUES OR BAGGAGE AND DONT NEED ANY AND AM A GIVER NOT A TAKER HOWL!
Can You Make Me A Bob Marley Layout
I'll buy you a drink and rate all your pics if you can make me a Bob Marley layout thank you
Grammy Awards Survey
The 51st Annual Grammy Awards will be handed out on Sunday night. I'd like to know who think should win some of the big awards. Please post a comment below with your choice for each of the following categories. If you don't have a choice in a certain category just leave that one blank. I'll post the results of this survey on Sunday afternoon. Who do you think should win these Grammy Awards: 1) Album of the Year - Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends - Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III - Ne-Yo - Year of the Gentleman - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Raising Sand - Radiohead - In Rainbows 2) Record of the Year - Adele - Chasing Pavement - Coldplay - Viva La Vida - Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - M.I.A. - Paper Planes - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter 3) Best New Artist - Adele - Duffy - Jonas Brothers - Lady Antebellum - Jazmine Sullivan 4) Best Rock Album - Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends - Ki
Flower In The Sun--janis With Kozmic Blues Band
Great Sentence
Read this sentence closely and have a blessed day. Courteous of God Concentrate on this Sentence 'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.' Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear. God Bless ALL my friends!
He Loves Me...he Loves Me Not!
Lane and I have been together for over a year. Don't get me wrong, I hate bitching about him, but I have to. He's 44 years old, and sometimes he acts so much younger! He has quite a few hang-ups, and as much as I love him, I feel there is a lot missing from our relationship. We have a three-month old daughter together, Piper. Even though I'm basically raising her on my own, I still refer to him as "Daddy" and I even went against everything I stood for and gave her his last name. Because I did that, there was quite an uproar among my family members. They feel that because he isn't 100% involved, she should carry my last name instead of his. I don't regret giving her his last name, his sounds better then mine anyway. Lane is very set in his ways. During the summer, I never see him. He goes out every night and drinks. During the winter, I'm lucky if I see him twice a week. He has been paying child support, which I am thankful for, but at the same time, it upsets me that he isn't a
Temered
NOTHIN good is achieved in this life without takin' huge fuckin' strides to get at it. What is easy...is shallow and bull-shit posturing. Even Michelangelo's greatest works, began with a simple block of stone. Every hammer blow, and strike of the chisel...every agonizing bead of sweat...every painful hammer to hand connection...all combined to form a work of art unparalled. One day, those of you stuck in the stagnation of "easy", will wake up. One day you will see your world as it is: programmed routine. A systematic repition reinforced since birth...to be what "they" want you to be. A glaring contradiction to life itself; a mass with no girth. One day you will decide to turn left...instead of right. One day you won't give in, or back down, but stand & fight. When you finally break free of that prison...you will walk as a man, not empty ash. This road is hard...much harder than your path of least resistance...so before you walk it, peer thru the keyhole, before you open this door
Pleh....
blar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Gift
Havok just brought this to my attention & I think it's kick ass and cute. new gift: Blow Job from 'Suga Lips™' received! They made a gift especially for me.
Valentine "candy" Desk Set
What You Need: * 20 x 30-inch sheet of handmade paper with flowers * 20 x 30-inch sheet of white foam board * Thick white crafts glue * Small sponge brush * Scissors or crafts knife * Ruler * 1 yard of 1-1/2-inch-wide sheer ribbon * Hot-glue gun (and hotmelt adhesive) * 20 x 30-inch sheet of clear flexible Plexiglas * Letter opener * Plastic disposable plate * 4-ounce package of 10/0 beads * Acrylic paints to coordinate with the handmade papers * Paper-mache' containers (2 x 4-inch rectangular and 3-inch-diameter, 3-1/2-inch-tall round) * 4 small sheets of handmade paper * 1 yard of 1-inch-wide sheer ribbon * Assorted glass beads Instructions: 1. Place the handmade paper, pattern side down, on a clean work surface. The foam board should be clean and free of dust particles. Evenly spread crafts glue on one side of the foam board, completely covering the surface. Place the foam board, glue side
A Woman Left Lonely--ms. Joplin, My Bestest Girl
Chocolate Pillow
Chocolate Pillows Ingredients 1/2 cup port or red zinfandel* 1 Tbsp. sugar 1/4 cup dried tart cherries 1 Tbsp. butter 2 cups canola oil or cooking oil 12 wonton wrappers 1 egg, beaten 1 3-oz. bar bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, cut into 6 pieces Sugar Vanilla ice cream Grated bittersweet or semisweet chocolate Directions 1. For sauce, in a small saucepan heat port to boiling; reduce heat. Boil gently, uncovered, 3 to 4 minutes or until reduced to 1/3 cup. Add 1 tablespoon sugar; cook and stir 1 minute. Add cherries; cook 2 minutes more, stirring occasionally. Remove from the heat and whisk in butter; cover to keep warm. 2. Meanwhile, heat oil in a 2-quart saucepan over medium heat until temperature reaches 350 degrees F. While oil heats, lightly brush edges of one wonton wrapper with some of the beaten egg. Place 1 piece of chocolate in center atop wonton wrapper. Place another wonton wrapper atop. Press edges to sea
Finally, Someone Made A Map
I know you guys have got to be getting tired of this stuff, but I just love it. The bases explained: I love the caption he put as well: "I got to second base with a basketball player once. She was so confused." I'm in the process of decoding the binary. I sincerely hope it has a meaning. And after that statement, I'm not understanding how I ever made a home run.
Crosstown Traffic--mr Hendrix
*sighs. They Never Cease To Amaze Me.
Ugh!! *Rolls eyes*
Smiley Faces
I don't like the new emotes on here. :/ The sad face looks angry ~~> . Does anyone have a list of all of them?
She Sells Sanctuary--the Cult
Key Lime Salsa
Key Lime Salsa 4 medium tomatoes, very ripe, peeled, seeded, diced 1 fresh jalapeo pepper, seeded, minced 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro leaves 1 medium red onion, minced teaspoon salt and pepper, or to taste 1 tablespoon Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice In a medium bowl mix together the tomatoes, jalapeo pepper, cilantro, onion, salt and pepper, combine well. Add in Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice and chill well before serving. Serve with fresh tortilla chips.
Stranded
Standing here helpless Where do I go If you leave me alone Where do I turn now If it don't work out As for as I can see This isn't the way That you said it would be... Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded Don't leave me now Don't leave me... Wasn't it you Who brought me here To the place lovers go Just look at these arms Reaching out to you You said that you'd always care I just turned around And there's nobody there Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded Don't leave me now Don't leave me... You said that you'd always care I just turned around and there's nobody there Don't leave me like... Don't leave me like this Don't leave me stranded If you walk away now You leave me empty handed Don't leave me like this Don't leave me s
St Patty's Day Auction Bulletin
Operations Manager/revamped
TLC will try her Best in the Reorganization of The Family.She has excepted my Appointment this morning.Please bare with her all whom remain.Buttrflymom has also been appointed as asst. to tlc in the reoranization of the kingdom.if TLC can pull this off she will be made an Owner an buttrflymom will be made a co. Ty Lord Wolf
Friend Deletion And Such
OK,OK, I've been getting alot of people complaining to me about taking them off my friend list, I did NOT, I had a problem and reported it, also, as some of you know, I wasn't getting my friend requests yesterday either, some of you can vouch for that, i had to come to you and apologize and explain this and then add them back as a friend, I am sorry for the confusion this has caused
Who Will You Run To
You're not sure what you want to do with your life but you sure don't want me in it Yeah you're sure the life you're living with me can't go on one single minute And there's a new one waiting outside this door and now's the time to begin it You found a new world and you want to taste it But that world can turn cold and you better face it Who will you run to when it all falls down Who's gonna pick you world up off the ground Who's gonna take away the tears you cry Who's gonna love you baby as good as I You won't know what it's like to live on your own You've always had me there beside you You think it's easy finding someone out there who's gonna care as much as I do What's gonna happen baby when you find out that there's no one there to cry to You can tell the whole world how you're gonna make it You can follow you heart but what ya do when someone breaks it Who will you run to when it all falls down Who's gonna pick you world up off the ground
Alone
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone you don't know how long i have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited and I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own and my love for you is still unknown Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone
Gneral Unknowledge
Well once again life is flippin its coin to see if i'm going to whig out today or just stay below the line of sanity. well i hate it when people just out right talk smack about people and they do it on the computer...what not enough balls to do it in person...well anyways lets try to stay calm in this time of anarchy around the world and remember if they invade us shoot first and ask no questions later.
About Obamas Name, Barak, The President
The idea of giving names came from God just as what is written in the book of Genesis 2:19 - And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. It is clear that it was Gods will that Adam named or gave names to the different kinds of animal life which were with him in the garden. And we can presume how intelligent Adam was when he was able to name all those animals that were created by God. However, we are not informed about the standard or the rule that Adam used in naming such creatures but there are other scriptures that tell us whats in a name. I felt upset when while I was watching the convention of the democrats on television, and one said, the funny name of Obama, referring to Barack Obama. According to that speaker, the name Barack is a funny name. Im reminded of peoples ignorance of
State Wide
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Want a copy of the Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit issue? You won't be able to buy it at Wal-Mart... I'm just sayin...
Dear Penis Rodney Carrington
The 3 Mice
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those D-con tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to fuck the cat."
The Horse
One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow business and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on one. He got a horse and put it in the bar. He placed a sign over the horse and had the sign read. "Pay $100, make the horse laugh win $1000" For years, the gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked into the bar saw the sign and asked, "Is that sign for real?" The bar owner told him it was. The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling to his knees. The next day, the owner changed the sign. Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000. For years the gimmick worked. One day, the same man walked into the bar and saw the sign. He paid the bar owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The man closed the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments later. The horse was now crying up a storm. The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his money. "Not so fast", the bar owner said, "First you have to tell me what
A Scottsman
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves. The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me
Peppered Tequila
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumpi
Regrets
In a few months I'll be 29. For a man of my age there are too many regrets. Some that go all the way back to when I was 14. When I was 14 I let the one girl I've always loved be "just friends" with me because of something neither one of could control. Now she is married with her second child on the way. At 19, I met this girl online in a chatroom. We talked for a couple of months and I ended up moving to Iowa where she was from. I was there a month and she told me she was pregnant, so we married the next day, which was October 30th, 1999, by the middle of November we was split up.Then on Thanksgiving Day she left me a voicemail telling me she was having twins. I've seen them one time, never touched them, never held them. After that, if I hadn't already learned my lesson I met another girl, from Iowa no less, who moved here. We fought constantly and one day I finally talked her into going back. She would use guilt to keep me with her till it came to the point it didn't work
Theme Sunday Pt 2
This Sunday night's theme is country. Come in, drink, meet new people most of all HAVE FUN!! Listen to the best dj's around. Preshow 8pm - 10pm Show 10pm-2am Will have trivia like every theme night. CLICK PICTURE TO ENTER
Dallas Bargain Hunting Examiner
Hey Everyone! I've just been named Dallas Bargain Hunting Examiner for Examiner.com and I will be posting short articles on the latest bargains I've found in the Dallas area. You can help me in two ways: First, add my examiner.com page to your bookmarks or as your home page! With tabbed browsing you can have multiple home page tabs. I get paid by page view so this is very important to the survival of the column (and mine, LOL). Even if you're not in the Dallas area, you can still help because I get paid by page views. Here's the URL: http://www.examiner.com/x-3210-Dallas-Bargain-Hunting-Examiner. Please visit daily! Second, if you know of any bargains of any kind in the Dallas area, let me know so I can write about them! You can write me at bigdbargainhunter@yahoo.com or just leave a comment on my examiner.com page. Thanks for your support! much love, Gene
Last Day
K, so it's the last day to get your ♥ on with me. :P If you haven't already, please click the pic and at least rate me. Thank you! :D
More Gun Control Introduced In Congress
More Gun Control Introduced in Congress Gregory Young The liberals are at it again. In a new bill introduced the first day of present session of Congress, and with zero coverage from the MSM, H.R. 45 (Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009) targets all gun owners in the U.S.A. This nefarious bill seeks to strip us all of our Constitutional Rights to possess and bear firearms of any distinction. It requires, within the first two years, that all new guns be registered. The bill goes retroactive after two years. Meaning that two years after the passage of the bill, ALL FIREARMS in a citizens possession must be registered, not just those purchased after the bill passes, and this apparently applies to antique firearms as well. Every five years the firearm owner must go through a complete renewal process for each weapon owned. Failure to comply carries stiff penalties including confiscation of the firearms and jail time (penalties as high as ten years
I To Chill And Look At Moves
My name is Trap in the thing's I like is someone that's good looking at all ttime not to bad but just hot in sexy
Update: New Material
the new material is coming great. This offers me the challenge of broadening my musical scope in neoclassical. Thus far, I have done etudes, inventions, 1 sonatina and 1 cadenza...hence, I have wrote two original solos---Essence and Paganini (a cadenza). My material is small, due to the fact I have had many set-backs---of which is mostly my fault, and I have paid the price for it. In contrast, I was recently told that this is a good start for someone wanting to hit into neoclassical (one has to understand that there is much more to classical than the blues and or jazz, or whichever)...I write this to let everyone know that the new solo/s I am working on is coming great--or so I hope. Yngva
Consistency Of Awareness
CONSISTENCY OF AWARENESS It has been a very interesting year. We have been settling into our new city and into our new home. But I have been feeling the need to get back to the blog. So I will start off with something I heard this past Sunday. Majida and I go into New York City about once a month. We go for a couple of reasons. One of the reasons is to take a Tai Chi class on Sunday mornings. The class is given by this little 85 year old lady who was a student of Chen Man Cheng in the early 70's. We cannot get to our old teacher, Ed Young, because he only teaches on Monday night and that is impossible. So we go to his old friend, Maggie Newman. Her style is a bit different from his but just as effective. We do enjoy her classes. She was the one that I heard the title of this blog from. She speaks very softly so her class of about 20 people was gathered close around her. She was talking about a specific aspect of the Tai Chi form when something reminded her of a story
The Time For Action Is Today.
Your Daily Motivation – The Time For Action Is Today. Friday February 6, 2009 THE TIME FOR ACTION IS TODAY. You must be ready when an opportunity comes before you. Luck is the time when your preparation and opportunity meet. There is a tide in your affairs, which, when taken at the flood, will lead you on to fortune and success. By the law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again and again, not capriciously, but at regular periods, and each thing in it's own period, and each obeying it's own law. As events tend to repeat themselves, the tide of opportunity will come to you. Be prepared and your chance for success is sure to come. Seize an opportunity to change your life. You can change chance into good fortune if you are ready. Look around you. The only sure thing about your luck is that it will change. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System W
020609 Dilbert
Find You Gone.
when I wake up I find you're gone there should be grief but I feel none trying to leave the night behind I hardly get my thoughts in line but there is one thing I could say it seems I'm glad... I find you're gone I find you're gone... I find you're gone... you know it's wrong... you know the way... but do you really want to stay? a sudden thought... a thing to mind... it would be only wasting time... no matter how hard you will try... it's just a feeling passing by I won't say that it's true that I'm here to stick with you you know, for me it's just a game and that you're not the one to blame By Wolfsheim
Emo Thoughts
This is the sixth year that I will not have a love on Valentine's Day.... Its been six years since my last "real" relationship... Its been 16 months since the last time I "ya know"... I suppose I should be happy with having my kids and all, but I really miss the companionship of a man... Ok, I'm done being emo for now...
Gordon's Jewelers
In Blackest Night...
I have a shadow in my mind It floods me through and through There is no corner left in which to hide I am inundated by the darkness I keep There is no light at the end of my tunnel I see no way to be free of this I've come to accept this inevitablity This one truth I hold above all else There is no freedom on the horizon In brightest day In blackest night No release ever is in sight How can I stand this any longer This crushing dispair bears down on me Swallowing all I am There is no end to this torment I've begged for it all to be over Tried to end it myself I've been denied my peace So be it...
Pupils Need Not Stand For Pledge
OCALA - Last summer's federal court ruling forbidding school districts to force students to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance has finally trickled down to Marion County Public Schools. The School Board and district administrators decided they had to remove the "standing" requirement from the code of student conduct. Kathy Richardson, executive director of student services, told the School Board on Thursday that the decision means they cannot force a child to stand for the salute to the American flag. However, a student who chooses not to stand must "act in a manner that's dignified of patriotic observances." In other words, they cannot be disrespectful of that observance or they could be punished. "This really doesn't impact our district whatsoever," said Superintendent of Schools Jim Yancey. Yancey said most children have always stood and recited the pledge without any problems. The ones who did not stand usually didn't have a problem with the pledge itself but were up
Babe?!
LMFAO, my 3 year old just came up to me and said...... "read me this book, babe" Seriously, where is he getting this?!
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Llama Leveler Of The Day
Llama Levelers Home Page@ fubar Smile, have fun todays the Llamas day in the spotlight all Llama Levelers kindly rate the page theres only 94 pics leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.
Please Read Family + Comment
To those of you that care?.I must take a leave of abcense from the Family.My Judgement is Flawed.My Bashing of others is so unlike me.With Silverado's Stepping down as a Co.With Shayla's resignation.With Susan's various Health concerns.With TLC's Worries of her son's brain condition.of the Kingdom of Rogue's.John (bigbugger) will be returning to work soon.So that Dominee is gone.Plus he has Stepped Down as well.TLC is Operations Manager of The Kingdom of Rogue's.Please Obey her well.Ty Since I purchased Buttrflymom a VIP without consulting my co's or lack of co's I should say.Trouble has been Brewing in the Kingdom.First as my Valentine,then as my Fu Wife.Much Trouble with the Heading I gave her,Mrs.Lord Wolf.Which she nolonger wears. An When I'm inform'd that I should not go to Play Darts at friends house during Wolf Family Rate Days.What this Depicts is I'm not Allowed to have real Life Friends,That Fubar is supposed to be #1.Fubar has been #1 with me a few times,But since they
Do My Bidding!
I just received a rather rude reply on a forum I post at on a regular basis. This loser was such a fucking coward he deleted the message after it was posted as to make sure I received it but not get into any shit himself. Um yeah I forwarded the email I received containing the message to the board administrator and I will share it with you guys as well. I also have his profile from the forum, which is located here: http://www.teenplanetforums.com/member.php?u=19869 And also his msn and yahoo information for you all to let him know just HOW BIG of a piece of cowardice shit he truly is! Send a message via MSN to badsmed 2.0 badsmed2@hotmail.com Send a message via Yahoo to badsmed 2.0 badsmed2 Dear UndressJess, badsmed 2.0 has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - KrissysKitty && TashasTemptations "ROADSIDE FLASHING" - in the Model Post forum of The Official Teen Planet Board!. This thread is located at: http://www.teenplanetforums.com/forum
People
The reflections of people on here must be really ugly for the way they have to treat others to make there self look good For so called friends to just up and turn there backs on society how did we all let the great phraze United we stand deminish all the way down to a single letter I. I do want to say to a few select friends on here ty for actualy wanting to hold a conversation with me and be as normal of a human being that this country will let you be for the way it has turned out. As for the rest of the catagoreys of people on here that are to many to name look at what you are doing to others with some of your comments just to make your self feal better about your self whould you like it if it was done to you???? ps i know this is not going to do any good but if it makes one person take notice then it is worth the hundreds of people i just pissed off by only stating the truth
Screenshots
i downloaded the screen shot add on for FF.... how do i use this damn thing? i dont see any tutorial or instructions lol ive never donr one and am kina.... clueless help me out a little oh and gmorning....coffee anyone?
Sdmf...
SDMF you dont just put that by your tag on fubar or anyother site, its not a fucking fad..I no longer will have that on my tag because I know what I am.. I dont have to put it there..There are some people on here that are not true family members so watch for them..There are allot of fakes and sdmf means nothing to them but just to try to fit in someplace..If you are true sdmf you follow the bylaws..Its all about respect, love, family and not just music..Some people just put that on there tag to fuck others over or try to scam them.. I found that out first hand on fubar this is why I will no longer trust just your tag that says SDMF..Fubar is just to past the time for me mostly I have met allot of really good people on here..I know whos true and whos not..
Ok I Think This Is Hot Do You..???? Plz Rate My Blog A Ten
Two Craving Souls I'm so lost for words, I can hardly think, My heart is pounding; my knees are getting weak... My hands are shaking, my typing is obscure, I look up at my screen, in my heart I know for sure... Right here right now is where I see his face, This mind entrancing place we call cyber space... This could be so beautiful; it just feels so right, I'm thinking to myself I must have all of him tonight... Mixed, unsettled emotions are clouding my brain, Thoughts are being switched between pleasure and pain... In the very least to no surprise, It's become moist there between my thighs... With a simple click of the enter key he now knows, Deep inside of me is where he goes... No pleasures go unshared, Computer screens are flared... Before you enter inside of me so deep, I beg for you to take me to my peak... With your tongue I want you to taste, All those desires that I hold for you in that place... Circle it, tease it, She's yours now, just please it...
Sdmf...
SDMF you dont just put that by your tag on fubar or anyother site, its not a fucking fad..I no longer will have that on my tag because I know what I am.. I dont have to put it there..There are some people on here that are not true family members so watch for them..There are allot of fakes and sdmf means nothing to them but just to try to fit in someplace..If you are true sdmf you follow the bylaws..Its all about respect, love, family and not just music..Some people just put that on there tag to fuck others over or try to scam them.. I found that out first hand on fubar this is why I will no longer trust just your tag that says SDMF..Fubar is just to past the time for me mostly I have met allot of really good people on here..I know whos true and whos not..
Isolectec
Some people love, And they know it's real. But me and some others, Don't remember how it feels. See, I'm isolectic, A very rare and unheard of disease. That when ever I see you smile, To me it is a tease. See, my neurons in my brain, They don't work at all. I lack of serotonin, Which means I have no emotions to fall. I can't feel happy, I can't feel shy. I can't feel sad, I can't even cry. Though, I wish I could cry, It would be such a relief. I would sell my life to the good, Just for me to be in grief. You might think it would be great, To not know how to love. All I can do is hate, That's all I receive from above. I can't feel emotions, Because my receptors died. Man, I wish this was all a dream, And I could wake up from this lie. But this is real, And it could never change. I need to face reality, I will always derange.
So Mature
http://fubar.com/mysterio from Federal Way Washington is really mature. And I am sarcastic when I say that. He insisted on debating me about tits vs breasts after he had another argument with another member about the same subject ...he just does not get it ... he will always be a teenager I guess. When he said 'I dont give a flying f... what you believe if thats what you believe.' I blocked him at that point... Disrespect to me and all women will get you blocked every time. In his mind he is right, to many women he is a kid still. LMAO .. he came back under a new profile and new nickname... Get this he came back as http://fubar.com/mysterio1331 and he came back to visit my profile again ... moments after I blocked his original profile. I wonder who that could be? Now wouldn't this be considered stalking??? This is my statement that appears on my profile that he wanted to argue about. "If you don't know the difference between TITS and BREASTS...go away! I
Member Links To Invite To Train
Here are some members to invite to train to start it off Sxymama4u ~OWNER OF THE HOUSE OF FANTASY'S~ member BBW Lovers@ fubar ♥ MZ.LIZ ♥ 25 TO LIFE. LDC, crew,Llama leveler, click club, Princess Leia's Crew@ fubar ~Kat aka Dream~Double Dragon Bombers@ fubar foxitoxi@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ Owner Of Double Dragon Bombers / Member Of Rating Revolution@ fubar Tequila Gurl....mommyskisses31 on messangers plz add me@ fubar ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Fu Owned By Dr@gonMaster~SBG@ fubar MishNumber1 ☂♥ Rate & Fan Before Adding Me Thanks ✿☆♥☂@ fubar MzCaBiBBW@ fubar Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~
In Less Than 1 Second
I believe my day has come, But still I wish it wasn't so. I had so much things to live, But now I need to go. The moment the trigger pulled back, The moment that was filled with fear. The bullet blasted threw the air, I knew that death was near. In between that moment of truth, I've realized what I've done. This guy was really serious, There was a bullet in the gun. I thought of my wife and kids, I thought of my smile and frown, Then in less than a second, I fall dead to the ground.
What Is A Noob..
OK MY SON PLAYS THIS ONLINE GAME CALLED RUNSCAPE AND HE CALLS PEOPLE NOOBS. I ASKED HIM WHAT A NOOB WAS HE JUST KEPT TELLIN ME YOU MOM LMFAO.. SO I TOLD HIM TO SING HIS NEW HIT SINGLE DOWN WITH THE NOOBLETS LMFAO...THIS TERM IS HELLA FUNNY..I DECIDED TO ASK MY FRIEND BLACK TO LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF THIS LIL FUNNY WORD NOOB, LOW AND BEHOLD HE FOUND THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD NOOB.. HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF A NOOB.. LMFAOOOOO A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society. a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves HERE IS HOW TO AVOID A NOOB LMFAO.. MAIN THING IS I. Make sure you aren't one I. Major noob avoiding st
Fubar
It seems that things that were said to me by someone I trust very dearly were not meant. Then when I get upset I am told I am the one who is wrong. So if being blindsided and lied to and calling someone on it is wrong in their eyes, and then being called a bitch for saying something then I guess I am a bitch...
My Simple Recipe
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*] this is one tasty yet quick recipe... gonna love it".
Spin And Tiff
Two of my favorite people are going to be really sad today. Spin is going home. I just want to let everyone know that these two people are sooooo special to me and I have enjoyed the time watching young love again. He is amazing and is welcome in my home and family anytime. He will be really missed we have all grown to love this man. As for my baby girl. Mommy is here to give you love. You may not be able to see him for awhile but the love you share is strong enough to last. So say your see you later, not good byes. Knowing that you will be together again really soon. Muahz love mom
Speedie
Closer & Closer!
The days seem to be going by so damn fast nowadays, I've got 13 days before going in for this porcedure & yet I'm still tripping out over it. I've heard some good things & some bad, but just not ready to do it myself. I do hope you all keep me in your prayers as I do with all of you every night... Once I'm back on my feet I'll most likely be on more often just have to see what may come.... Much love from your friend Jaime!
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List Of Entries
Ladies in Auction Pls let me know if anyone is missing! If you do not see ur name here then we do NOT have a tag made for you. We still have plenty of time to get you in. Do not message Anni or homepage the auction. Message me, Cllgegrl, and I will make sure to get you in. I will need a pic and a list of offers. If you have given it to me before, IM SORRY. It may be in my mailbox somewhere. Please get me your info by tonight, Friday Feb 6. Make sure that the title of ur private message is AUCTION so that I dont overlook it. Auction starts today! We have a good turn out so far ladies!! 1 Melly Mel 2 Steffy 3 Sailor 4 Soft 5 Make it Sting 6 Cruel 7 Lilmamma 8 Priceless 9 Anni 10 Sexy Barbie 11 Teaz 12 Taste like kandy DONE 13 Maranda 14 green Eyed Cutie DONE 15 Synful 16 Blue Eyed Goodie 17 Spirit of Eastbolt 18 Tonya 19 Nadia (update tag) 20 Jude 21 Tequila Rose 22 StarShine 23 Sexi_Latina_Dimplz DONE 24 Fallen Angel 25 Dj Karma 26 Bubbers
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Limited Edition Hard2handle Salute Auction
Extra! Extra!Read all About It!First time ever!!Hard2Handle is Auctioning off an NSFW Salute!! Undoubtedly this will cause some drama, let's keep it real and be adults!Any and all hate comments will result in deletion and blocking.Please do not bring the Drama to my page.Let's have some fun, this is a possible one time only event!! 1-No Minimum Bids! 2-All Bids Allowed! 3-Keep frivolous comments to a minimum please. 4-Auction ends Sunday 2-8-09 @ Noon FuTime. 5-When Auction ends, I will notify Lucky winner. At which point you will need to send Hard2Handle the winning sum of your bid. 6-Do NOT send anything until you have been verified the Winner. 7-Salute will NOT be made until transaction has been completed. 8-Clicking Pic above will take you to Auction. Your Hostess:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar
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Need A Man!
Hey guys (gals are welcome too) Just for fun, fill this out and send it to my inbox!!! Are YOU what I need? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Age: Sign: Height: Location: Hair Color: Eye Color: Any Tats and/orPiercings (yes i wanna know about ALL of them): Hobbies: Favorite drink: Favorite food: Any big boy toys? (boat, quad, motorcycle ect.): Music of choice: What do you drive (in detail please! i love when guys talk about their cars!): ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do you: (mark the box w/ [X] [ ] Dance [ ] Play pool [ ] Wakeboard [ ] Snowboard [ ] Muddin [ ] Play sports (actively) [ ] Play chess [ ] Play poker [ ] Watch football? Whos ur team? ______________ [ ] Watch baseball or any other sports? Whos ur team/s? [ ] Read books (Maxim articles dont count even if they are great) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Favorite Movie: Describe what outfirst date would be like: Craziest thing you've
Out Of The Loop To Long
Sorry all I have been gone for way to long..Well I am back and not going nowhere..Miss you all..contact me and say HELLO..
5:05 Am
Why the hell am I up at this hour? I have been up all night watching Star Trek and Fu'ing the Bar. I miss my wife andf my kids and I am 500 miles away from them because I am a big freaking idiot. I love you baby and I am so sorry for putting you and the kids through this. I will be home soon as I can.
Firehouse-love Of A Lifetime Lyrics
I guess the time was right for us to say We'd take our time and live our lives together day by day We'll make a wish and send it on a prayer We know our dreams can all come true with love that we can share With you I never wonder - will you be there for me With you I never wonder - you're the right one for me Chorus: I finally found the love of a lifetime A love to last my whole life through I finally found the love of a lifetime Forever in my heart, I finally found the love of a lifetime With every kiss our love is like brand-new And every star up in the sky was made for me and you Still we both know that the road is long (But) we know that we will be together because our love is strong Chorus
Saigon Kick-love Is On The Way Lyrics
Lonely sidewalks Silent night Bring the evenin' Deep inside Hold me darling Touch me now Let the feelings Free tonight Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight baby Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight Time of season Wipes the tears No rhyme or reason No more fears All the dreamin' Is far behind You are here now Everythin's alright Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight baby Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight And in the morning I'll be gone away All the things are left behind If you need me I'll come night and day Let's stop the hands of time Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight baby Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it one more try tonight baby Love is on the way I can see it in your eyes Let's give it
The Cure-love Song Lyrics
Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you
Sting-desert Rose
I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of fire Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire And in the flames Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire This desert rose Each of her veils, a secret promise This desert flower No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this And as she turns This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams This fire burns I realize that nothing's as it seems I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of rain I lift my gaze to empty skies above I close my eyes This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of her love I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand Sweet desert rose Each of her veils, a secret promise This desert flower No sweet perfume ever tortured me more t
Mushroomhead-the Need Lyrics
Anything you need I cant be anything you need Now i walk alone i find a way All of my prayers unanswered All of my careless actions Failures catastrophy This is killing me Somewhere in here Kindly nail yourself Upon your thoughts Yourve never had enough Pain to feel at all Its coming up now Fade the cross from my memory What part of this is saving me And what exactly is it saving me for I dont need to believe Anymore I look back upon my life I find it hard to find The right words that wont hurt And brings me back to my knees Nail yourself upon your thoughts Close your eyes If you want to be blind
Careless Whisper Lyrics
Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind there's no comfort in the truth pain is all you'll find Should've known better I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor as the music dies, something in your eyes calls to mind the silver screen and all its sad good-byes I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given so I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend to the heart and mind ignorance is kind there's no comfort in the truth pain is all you'll find I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste this chance that I've been gi
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: F-u Friday! Dru Boogie In Studio, Dru Boogie's O&a Remix Cd, Make Your Own Christian Bale Remix, New O&a Wallpaper
Friday Opie and Anthony Links: F-U FRIDAY! Dru Boogie in Studio, Dru Boogie's O&A Remix CD, Make your own Christian Bale Remix, New O&A Wallpaper, Jim Norton at Caroline's all weekend, New Videos Online
Even More New Adventures And Tells
the road at one point can seam very needy. the more your out there the more you feel you have to be out there. but in realty the more out of your mind you get. this is the longest ive been out in one time. sence about dec. 29 - feb. 6. it was nearly to the point i didnt want to come home. though who can blame me when im seeing all the funny shit like the town names, having cats in a cathouse (in wells.nv) buy me the drinks lol, toughing thru the sub freezing weather, slip and sliding on the ice bc denver dont know SHIT about plowing, and last and not least getting cut off by the "super truckers" and them trying to get bitched at for cutting them off. which i would think i would have to be in front of them to do and that is virtually impossible in a swift truck lol. those that have been stuck behind one aught to know. oh yea i almost forgot. i even got hit on in a 2 story wal-mart that even has an escalator for shopping carts by a stripper. god why did i have to leave for arizona that d
Feelings
I just don't know anymore about the way people are. I used to think there was good in everybody, but I do believe that I am finding that the good that should be in everybody dissipates whenever they don't get their way. I have feelings for somebody, somebody who has the ability to make me truly happy, but at the same time this person makes me so mad I want to rage, but not violently at her, I'm not that kind of guy. I know that I'm not perfect, and everybody makes mistakes, but there are times where I know that I'm right, and I just need for somebody to agree with me on how I feel. I don't need them to fix my problem, just agree with me so I don't feel so alone in the way I feel. I know that I need to improve my life, and I do believe that if I would have made better decisions in my life that our relationship wouldn't have turned out so bad, and I do still blame myself for us not being together... And no matter how much anybody else wants to tell me different, that feeling w
Darkened Path
There was a time when you lit my path lanterns on a darkened road leading me through life I trusted the way you lit feeling invisible until you went out like stars that burned too long and I faced a dark path again feeling alone in this world I found a new path sometimes darker but not always I no longer depend on you your dim light a single spot in the universe I will guide myself is there truly any other way? Stars die, lanterns get blown out but the light of the hope in my soul will burn eternally. I've never been one to give up and never will be know this one thing my friend you were a light I chose to follow but that seems so long ago you will fade into memory. I will follow my hope, my dreams and look back and smile knowing I did it in the dark with only the occasional lamp to guide me
Jester
Who dared flip the switch Who said I wanted to come back whats wrong with the way I lived auto-pilot never needed to be removed Who decided that it was time to deal with everything in my life all at once never time to breathe One trial after another never time to cry never time to heal just one second just one chance I'm drowning in my own soul and I forgot how to swim sinking so low I can see the surface I can see the end my arms wont move there has to be a way out Wheres my lifeguard or do they only save the pretty souls the ones without pain the darkness is closing in just one breath all I need to survive just one hand someone pull me out One trial after another never time to cry never time to heal just one second just one chance I'm drowning in my own soul and I forgot how to swim sinking so low I can't be your princess And I can't be your Knight Where does that leave me in your fairytale world Just a simple jester Laugh at me th
Fear
Today I sit in fear. I wonder what will become of me and will I see another day, week, month or year. For today I made a discovery that in all honesty does not surprise me but still scares me to the point of no end. I can only hope that in the weeks to come it turns into nothing but a bad memory, although with my life and the way it has gone I doubt that fate would be so kind. Well to anyone who might actually read this thank you for taking the time out to do so. Have a Blessed Day!!
Happiness
Happiness.... I am not sure that any one thing or person can provide true happiness... Although...you add family, kids, husband/wife, and great friends and you have the perfect recipe for happiness.... I know some ppl believe that money can bring happiness or that material things can bring happiness....but all of these things can be got and lost in a day....where as family friends kids a mate these things are not so easily lost if loved and treated well.... So in this regard my one thought to you is this....Do you have true happiness and if so what does it stem from and is it replacable or is it not?? In my world my happiness stems from so much more than from the money I have or the possessions I own....it comes from my kids, the ppl I love...and my true friends....
First Of Many I'm Sure
One more cut on my already gaping heart slice again. I should be numb by now but still I feel that pain now and then make me beg for death with your sadistic mindset all alone in the dark maybe one day I can forget I don't know how to stop I bring this on myself I want to submit to your poison want to put you on a shelf right next to everyone who ever drove the knife deeper in my soul I don't deserve life why are you so hard to hate? Your venom running through my veins but still I fight hoping you'll release me from these chains I'm damaged don't know that I can be restored all I want is your affection sitting here so unexplored
You Might Be A Liberal If.....
In the spirit of good-natured relations, (and since we have to put up with their nonsense and fuckery for the next 4 years!), I submit this list. Enjoy! ================================================================================================== YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT IF... 1. You think that burning the US Flag is acceptable, because it's just a swatch of cloth and doesn't mean anything, but that flying the Confederate Stars & Bars is unacceptable, because it's a symbol of HATRED. 2. You believe that government should make a special effort to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice). 3. You think that protesting outside of a US Marine recruiting office in the Peoples Republic of Berkeley is protected by your 1st Amendment rights, and think that protesting outside an abortion clinic is not. 4. If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in school
Reality And Cyberspace
for the people that want to give my wife, my friends, and me shit. yes i know my wifes profile says fu married to lucian. holy hot dicks from hell call the mother fucking fire department... if you are to stupid to get my sarcasm them you are probably the ones im talking to. you people need to get a fucking life. holy shit she got fu married... so the fuck what? im married to her in reality. thats all that fucking matters. and yes i also know she has a morph with them both in it. they are friends. im pretty sure friends do that. fucking ignorant shit goblins. stop fucking bothering me with miniscule bull shit like this. what happens between my wife and i is between us. dont fucking butt your head in and think you are fucking God al-fucking-mighty. if you have some shit then you better have some hard proof... then maybe i will listen to you, otherwise go to the little corner in your room and fuck yourself. i dont need your bull shit. im tired of the he said she said crap. its fucking st
Something Is Missing
Going through each day numb and every endless routine of the same with just a sort of numb exsistance wandering aimlessly with each passing day a sense of dred Feeling as if something is dredfully wrong a numb exsistace not feeling a sense of peace a lack of satisfaction not ever bieng just completly not knowing what it was falling in and out of love not knowing why. relationship after relationship fsiling and feeling a empty void Always longing for something more a kimd of love that rocks yout very soul that takes your breath away longing to be held im s way not possible by just anyonelonging for a romance like romance novels i long for true love i deserve love,i deserve to be happy someone come erase this pain i suffer from daily suround me in real undying love
Hobos
I had a blast in San Francisco. It's a beautiful city with sometimes some not so fun people. Homeless people scare me. No scratch that... Homeless people from San Francisco scare me. Most of them are still under the influence of some sort of drug when begging for money. One of them came up to me and my friend Nicko and just started singing. Something about us lasting forever lol. If only he know that my friend was gay. That guy was okay compared to the next guy that came up to us. We were at union square trying to avoid the rain. Some guy literally puts a taco bell cup in my face and says, 'how about $100?!' My friend said, 'Uhm, No sorry." and the hobo began to mumble incoherently. As he's about to cross the stress a couple was 'jogging' and the guy handed the hobo $1. All of a sudden, the hobo snaps. "You MADE me stand in the fucking rain for a dollar!?" -_- The couple was long gone, the guy was still apoloizing from afar. Then since we were 'luckily' to his lef
Awesome Bully
Click Any Of The Pics Below!!!& Go Show Him Mad Love!!!He Will Be Leaving Us Soon For A Bit!!!So Go Show Him How Much He'll Be Missed!!! ☣ Howey ☠ The VagiSnorkel ☣ Feltersnatch ☠ ☣ Howey ☠ The VagiSnorkel ☣ Feltersnatch ☠ Auto 11's Are On!!! So Go Level On This Awesome Guy!!! We Love You Howey!!! Muahhhh!!!
Every Voice Counts
Every Voice Counts "Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!" Horton called. "Mr. Mayor! You've got to prove now that you really are there! So call a big meeting. Get everyone out. Make every Who holler! Make every Who shout! Make every Who scream! If you don't, every Who Is going to end up in a Beezle-Nut stew!" And, down on the dust speck, the scared little Mayor Quick called a big meeting in Who-ville Town Square. And his people cried loudly. They cried out in fear: "We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here!" The elephant smiled: "That was clear as a bell. You kangaroos surely heard that very well." "All I heard," snapped the big kangaroo, "was the breeze, And the faint sound of wind through the far-distant trees. I heard no small voices. And neither did you" ... Throughout the town rushed the Mayor, from the east to the west. But everyone seemed to be doing his best. Everyone seemed to be yapping or yipping! Everyone seemed to be beeping or bipping! But it
Wayne Dyers Top 8 Tips For Building A Better Social Life
Wayne Dyers Top 8 Tips for Building a Better Social Life Published by Henrik Edberg December 12th, 2008 in Personal Development, People Skills and Success. "Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed." "Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you." One of my favourite personal development people is the psychologist Wayne Dyer. He seems to be a very warm person but he also someone who takes a lot personal responsibility and is assertive. This is reflected in his work. He's kind but he's not here just to make you feel good. Through a no-nonsense approach he makes you realize obvious but sometimes uncomfortable - things about how pretty much all of this is up to you. And how many things are quite simple but you are standing in your own way and overcomplicating it all
I've Learned ...
The last one is the best! I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned- that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned- that you should never ruin an apology with an excuse. I've learned- that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. I've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the per
Life Lessons?
Some lessons in life ... take em or leave em. Always err on the side of generosity. In case of emergency, keep loose change and a handkerchief in every pair of pants you own. Dont toot your own horn. Take pleasure in small things - a warm sweater licorice Allsorts a fuchsia flower a joke anything Irish a cup of tea finches building a nest on the porch. Be courteous and respectful of everyone. Always be a kid at heart. If you want to make a point, quote scripture. Never mistreat a book, for books are your friends. Dont throw anything away that might be useful some day - you never know when you'll need another scrap of paper, a rubber band, an extra toothbrush, an old magazine, or a stale piece of gum. Always keep several stashes of candy, preferably chocolate, for yourself and guests. A glass of Sherry aids digestion. Write thank-you notes. Dont raise your voice in anger.
100 Things To Know About Women
Found these online ... some are true and others are funny, then there is just damn stupid. ENJOY! 100 things to know about women 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, shes going to outlive you. 99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, shes trying to keep herself in line. 98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you cant get a hard-on she assumes youre not attracted to her. 97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible. 96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift. 95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world. 94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesnt get along w
Now I Must
Now I Must this road that ive walked so long has come to a dead end now i must turn around and find my way down its curves and crossroads now i must become someone i dont want to be and never had any intention of becoming now i must stop thinking of you and think of myself and do what i must do to stop following the same road the road that leads to you and to heartbreak.
Waiting
So many years ive searched for my prince to come along .searched high and low sea tosea always longing yet always just missing the mark. longing to be held in arms strong and safe , to gently tenderly get lost in his embrace i yearned for the comfort in times of sorrow and a hand to wipe away all tears. i was hurt dirty and lonely and tierd but in an instant you were there our eyes met across a crowded room our hearts reached out for one another in a minute we became friends but it grew into something so much more something quiet rare and far more beuatiful than either of us ever knew it would ... i may still add more
Search For Your Heart
search for your heart, the song goes, what if is not lost, what if it is just broken, do you glue it together, do you nail it together, it says you will know, then how come it keeps breaking, it says search your soul, what happens if your soul gone, what we need is some time, it will heal, just look at it this way, our hearts are not gone, they are hiding, because they know the truth, we will love each other, no matter what, thats when our hearts will be there, to my love, ill say hi saying good bye is just so wrong. bedrock
Your Magical Words
short statement first this one isnt finished yet however i am putting here anyway can always add to it later ok here we go I set in front of the screen hoping you come online,knowing just how powerful the love you have for me is people claim we cant have real love for there is a screen between us but love has no limits it has no boundries no chains to hold you back thats all i got for this one now but still waiting to finish it
(in Process)
The cold dark rain brings me peace It brings the promise of new life Renewal A new beginnning! That's what I need Can we start over? Can the past be washed away and give way to new life? Oh to be able to wipe it all away!
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My Poetry
ok im gonna say this nicely for you haters i will delete comments noone asked you to read this in fact the only reason your here is to say mean things whatever im not doing this for you and i am willing to take constructive critisimn anything to make what i do better.howevveri write my way dont like it close your eyes or get the fuck off my blog haters will be deleted and constructive critasimn read and noted... so without further ado here we go
Can You Show Me?
Can You Show Me?
Cash
hay got a qestion for the bar assostiation drink please,,,i drove 2000 miles round trip for a girl to get her made it to ohio and the chick went in to hidding put simply she has problems now that i drove 2000 mile round trip from daytona to ohio then back to daytona with no girl she now wants 150 cash please advise do you think shes trying me or playing me
I Need A Drink
GUZZLE GUZZLE
Hot Hot Hot
wanna have fun and wild night.. whos up...
Valentine Auction
I am in a valentine auction,please come bid on me.
Crazy Scary Day
Today was just unbelievable.... Earlier today, my husband and I went to visit his grandma, Shirley, to see how she was doing and to take her to the grocery store for some groceries. So we go to the store, do our shopping and all. We get down to the cereal aisle and she said she was starting to feel like she was going to pass out. She started leaning towards one of the food shelves and slowly started falling down. Caught her before she fell down and rested her on the floor asking if she was ok. We had her sitting up and tried talking to her but she wasn't responding. Her face was flushed and her lips were turning blue. She opened her eyes and looked at me. I held onto her hand and kept saying "Grandma, are you okay? Can you hear me?" I kept squeezing her hand and told her to squeeze mine. Her eyes looked so glossy.... I was so scared. I asked her again "Can you hear me, squeeze my hand if you can" She gave a little squeeze and I asked if she was okay. She shook her head no. The
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Ode To Dan
Dan I know you may or may not read this but I hope you do. You affected my life like no one else has please don't end it this way. You made me believe there was that special someone out there for me. I was hoping he was you but just one simple click and that changed everything. How was I supposed to know I was going to make you made? How did I know how you felt about that? You never told me these things really until after we had talked about them and then you decided you don't want to talk to me anymore. The things you said to me felt so right but at the same time too good to be true. Perhaps you were just leading me on to get my heart broke. I may never know and probably never will find out now. Just know I am very truly sorry and I really do care for you so much and love you so much. Dan Swanson you could have been the one for me. Adorablewolf@ fubar With this being said I am telling I am sorry and I hope you forgive me. I love you always and forever and w
Phony Stimulus Plan.
TAX Alert: Fools Rush in where Angels Fear to Tread? The Obama Administration Is Destroying the Free Enterprise System Keep sending your Faxes to STOP this "phony stimulus" plan. Americans are finding out what is in the "phony stimulus" plan and want it changed or stopped. Washington politicians need to get it as well and you must tell them. Your faxes and phone calls are beginning to work and some are listening. A Gallop shows that 54%, a majority of voters, do not think the plan will do anything to help and that a better solution is needed. Beware: This Email May Make You Sick. We are being told that the $850 billion so-called "stimulus" plan being discussed in Congress would be to prop up our failing economy? Do not forget for a moment the fact that this "phony economic stimulus" can never work or that it's unconstitutional. But isn't the intent of any economic stimulus plan to stimulate the failing economy? Borrowing money will not stimulate the Economy. Obama
Funny Got To Watch!!
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Life
Who knows what life has in store for us. I believe that everything happens for a reason we cannot change it but we can contort it to fit our needs. I also believe that living the past is a waste of time. Live life to the fullest and don't miss out on anything. Don't give up because things aren't going your way change the situation. Love life and embrace all that makes you happy. written by: Dale Wesley Jr.
Things To Do In Vegas...besides Myke...lol..
He asked what I wanna do....any other suggestions besides listed?: (Keep in mind we are young, and not rich) *Bingo (we love bingo) *Casino (first time gambling in a casino) *Bellegio fountains (cuz I hear they're cool!) *Gondola ride (cuz we gotta do something romantic) *Strip Club (never been to one before) *Circus del sul (or however it's spelled and this is a maybe.)
Two Years And Finally Starting To Heal
i've heard that over the course of our lives, we're going to meet ppl that change not only our character, but also the way we view the world and our role in it. it's funny how much shit can happen in two years. funny too how sum days it can feel like it just happened yesterday and others it feels like it happened a lifetime ago. two years ago, this coming march, i lost two of the most important ppl in my life. my rich and my bestie joey. thankfully i got my bestie back. but my rich...no matter how much i wish otherwise, i'll never get him back. he was the strongest, kindest and most loyal person ive ever met and i loved him completely. he was the kind of person that everyone was just drawn to. he had charisma, a crazy sense of humor and a mouth that, more often than not, got him into trouble. my rich loved to work on cars and race them. that was his passion. he use to joke that if he could get the same pleasure from his car that he did from a woman, he'd be single for the r
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Samuel Adams Shrimp
Ingredients: - 2 pounds of Shrimp - 1 Green Bell pepper - 1 Orange bell pepper - 1 Yellow bell pepper - 2 Roma Tomatoes - 1/2 of a big Onion - 8oz of Mushrooms - 1 bottle of Samuel Adams (Boston Ale) - Salt - Medley Peppercorn - Butter - Olive Oil Take off the shell of the Shrimp and take off the puppy of the shrimp out!!! Wash shrimp well.. Put olive Oil and Butter to melt in a Medium High Heat let butter melt.. Cut Bell pepper (all of them) in strips same as the Roma Tomatoes, wait till shrimp is nicely Cook and red!Give it about 20 min let the olive oil and butter consume down add Onions and mushrooms 1st then the peppers and for last the Tomatoes.. let them get caramelize (get Golden) when this is done add the Samuel Adams and let it cook for 5 mins and is done Have some rice and Broccoli for side and you have a nice dinner!!! XOXO, Bad Kitty P.S.: If u Make please leave me a comment :)
Budget Cuts
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Emt Prayer
LORD, Grant me the wisdom so that I may treat those of your children that lay at my feet. Let my hands be gentle, sure and swift to impart to them your sacred gift. Let me see only a patient's need not their color, race or creed. Help me always to be my best even when it's on my hours rest. Grant me the insight to understand why patients of mine are going to die. Let me remember that when they do there is a wonderful life in Heaven with You. Lord, if in the time of duty I should fall help my family to hold their heads tall. For it was You who decided that I should be one of your chosen few, an EMT. -Author Unknown-
One White Rose
A call for help goes out at three, Setting off pagers all over town. Somewhere, an unknown 1050 And the dispatcher cannot calm down. Rescuers leap out of their beds Leaving with no backward glances. They can only guess what's ahead As they leave in fire trucks and ambulances. The ambulance departs the station As the dispatcher repeats the address. "The injured require extrication, And most of all ALS." inside, they feel so empty, Not knowing what awaits. Also, unsettling urgency-- They're responsible for other's fates. Dread reaches out icy claws As they hear the latest news. Officers are requesting the "jaws" And even more backup crews. Firefighters are also on the way-- Hearts racing, a touch of fear. "Jaws of life, what's your ETA?" Less than a minute, now they're here. The police were first on the scene Controlling and directing traffic And updating the rest of the team (Although the sight makes them sick.) The scene is a wicked nightmare,
Knowing Myself
Sometimes I see myself so clearly other times I strain for a better look most times it hardly even matters. But everyday I take that step forward I may run and hide when it suits me but still I move on with each passing day I live with endless regrets gone by Alot of times I say what I should not I forever stumble through my life but I live knowing I take each day as it comes. Comments Welcome PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG TY SO MUCH!
These Hands
These hands have touched the warmth of life These hands have touched the icy emptiness of death These hands have felt the numbing pain of the sick injured These hands have soothed their petrifying fears These hands have desperately grabbed for life slipping away These hands have felt anger at senseless death These hands have searched for answers These hands have seen comfort in another's eyes from an outreached hand These hands find happiness in living These hands find joy in helping others These hands passionately hold onto the hope that they never have to do it again These hands live with the reality they will These hands have made a difference
Truth
For everyone who reads this and those who read this and havent been through heart ake let me tell you something that took me a while to figure out and hopefully it might help you out. As everyone already knows that when you love someone and you break up it is a hard thing to go through. But one thing every one forgets is that when you trully love someone you'll do n e thing in your power to be with them. But sometimes all they want to do is lead you on and treat you like they want to be with you but in all honesty all they are doing is keeping you on the side in case they dont find someone elts. But the people who do this only care and respect themselves. So basiclly what im triing to get acrossed is that ladies if you want a guy who isn't going to respect you then that is 100% your buisness but i bet if you were to stop and open your eyes you will see a guy that dose respect you and wants to be with you standing right there.So do your selves a favor and keep this in mind . I wish e
Being An Emt
Lights Are Flashing, Sirens Are Wailing My Adrenaline Starts Pumping, My Heart Starts Thumping I Can Only Pray God Will Give Me The Strength To Go To Such Great Length I Hope I Am Trained For What This Call Could Be, After All I'm Just An EMT And Just When I Think I've Saw It All, I Have Some Of My Biggest Falls Like The Baby That Was Born Only To Die Moments Later. I Witnessed The 14 Year Old Mother Mourn Like The 102 Year Old Man In Cardiac Arrest, Did CPR Like Practicing For A Test He Was Down Too Long, Did It For His Wife Who Thought It Wasn't His Time To Go Why Am I Doing This? Surely Not Because Of The Bad I Witness I Can Make A Difference, A Change In Someone's Life, But Their Has To Be An Exchange You Can't Save Them All When God's Angels Get A Call They Have To Go, Everyone Has A Time You Know As Long As You Do All You Can And Realize Your Not A Miracle Man
A Patterrn
TOP 10 POVERTY CITIES I think I see a pattern here..... This has got to be one of the greatest American tragedies. What do the top 10 cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common? Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961; Buffalo, NY (2nd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1954; Cincinnati, OH 20 (3rd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1984; Cleveland, OH (4th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1989; Miami, FL (5th)...has never had a Republican mayor; St. Louis, MO (6th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1949; El Paso, TX (7th)...has never had a Republican mayor; Milwaukee, WI (8th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1908; Philadelphia, PA (9th)...hasn't elected a R republican
Perv Ert On Fubar
This guy on FUBAR, his screen name is NO DRAMA QUEENS PLEASE http://www.fubar.com/user/2458120... I added him as a friend, and he asked for my yahoo, being a person whom likes to chat, I gave it to him. We chatted a bit, and then he started pulling the "I just got out of the shower, I'm looking at your pics and I'm getting a slight reaction under my towel." I asked him to stop...and he would'nt, I said I was going to block him and he said I was causing drama. So I blocked him on yahoo and fubar,. the exact same thing happend to a friend of mine...He pulled the same towel trick...She even told him she was 17 just to see what he would do, and he just kept at it...He also insisted she give him her number so he could have phone sex with her, and he litterly kept DEMANDING for her to send pictures of her naked to him. So please...block him, report him whatever...most of all just watch out.
An Amazing Day©
Some days you feel like a king, other days the throne. I think there is a reason you don't get paid for fun. If you did, it's called work, and that's never fun. Now I truly love my job, although it keeps me on the road constantly. I often have AMAZING days, others not so good. If I can string a few great days together, it's almost better than sex....almost. Only thing that can ruin it is if your best girl doesn't have a great day as well. Sure has the sun rises in the east, I had a couple great days. I came in the door just riding on cloud nine. I had landed a couple huge clients and was going to make quite the paycheck. Making money always makes me feel like a little kid. I sing, I dance, I talk to myself. Not sure if anyone else does this, and I pray I'm not the only one. Then it happened. My toy came in the door with a face longer than a quarter horse. She'd not been acting herself the last day or so, but any inquiry from me was met with nothing, just work st
Life And Love
What causes someone to push you away? What causes that person to make you sit alone at might crying because they aren't making seance? Why should I keep pushing forward when every time I do you knock me further back than I was? Why must I live in pain because I want to love you? Why should I wait any more? Why when I offer my proverbial shoulder for you to cry on when your down, my ear when your mind is overloading with your troubles don't you take my offer and let me ease your trouble the best I can? Why do I keep letting myself get hurt by sticking around for the hope...no the dream at a love that is given both ways not just from me to you? You know whats sad? With every question I keep thinking the same answer..."I DON'T KNOW!!!" I am starting something new. I am going to start being true to myself. There will be no more waiting, no more crying at night, no more letting you hurt me. I have a couple friends that have really open my eyes. Oh and b4
While You Slept
While you slept A child cried While you slept A mother died While you slept A father bled While you slept The sirens wailed While you slept Bright lights did flash While you slept I did speed past While you slept Life did go on While you slept So peaceful & sound While you slept We made our rounds
I Want To Tell You Lies
I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES Kalvere. All rights reserved I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell you they're all dead, I want to te
I Wish You Could See
I wish you could see the sadness of a business man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only too find their house and belongings damaged or lost for good. I wish you could know what it is like too search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done too try too save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke; sensations that I've become too fa
The Little Dick
"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure . "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there... zz
And Yet Still I Volunteer
And Yet Still I Volunteer (by Eric Levdahl) I try to save this child but he's met his fate. His innocent eyes are void of hate. He and his father weren't walking far When they were both struck down by a drunkard's car. This night I know I will not sleep. These terrible images my mind will keep. I know these nightmares linger near. And yet still I volunteer. Her eyes well up - compress the chest. Say a silent prayer - then two quick breaths. She's done this many times before, This fight for life kneeling on the floor. But this time it's her best friend's mom Whose lifeless body she is working on. This call like others will end in tears, And yet still she volunteers. From slumber woke by a siren's wail, He rushes out in bitter gale. While others sleep this stormy night, A raging blaze this man will fight. He bravely puts himself in danger, To save the home of a total stranger. Body cold and tired, he feels his years, And yet still he volunteers. We train
Sorry ...
Sorry if we woke you in the middle of the night, But someone in your neighborhood is fighting for their life. Sorry if we block the road and make you turn around, But there's been a bad wreck with dying children on the ground. When you see us coming I hope you'll understand, Let us have the right of way someone needs our helping hand. Sometimes a child is choking; sometimes a broken leg, Sometimes a heart stops beating and when we get there it's too late. So if you see us crying when we think we are alone, You'll know we had a bad one and we're feeling mighty down. We don't do it for the money you know we don't get paid, We don't do it for the glory but for life that might be saved. Somewhere deep within us our souls are crying out, We're here to help our neighbors in their hour of pain and doubt. God gave us something special to help us see you through, We do it because we love you and we care about you too.
Ems Prayer
As I perform my duties Lord Whatever be the call. Help to guide and keep me safe From danger big and small. I want to serve and do my best, No matter what the scene. I pledge to keep my skills refined, My judgment quick and keen. This calling to give of myself, Most do not understand. But I stand ready all the time, To help my fellow man. To have the chance to help a child, Restore his laugh with glee. A word of thanks I may not hear, But knowing is enough for me. The praise of men is fine for some But I feel truly blessed, That you, Oh Lord have chosen me To serve in EMS
Michael Myers-live Again By Sevendust
Feeling nothing. Lonely, empty. You try to walk away but you fall. You cannot understand what's this for. In this world I see it more- The pain you feel that I ignore. You see my face and then you see nothing. Confused, you turn and live on. I turn my face, you're staring back again. Look at yourself and live again. Can't see me. You feel me. Want me, you'll find me. I'll be your everything, Will you call? You'll need more & more When you fall. In this world I see it more- The pain you feel that I ignore. You see my face and then you see nothing. Confused, you turn and live on. I turn my face, you're staring back again. Look at yourself and live again. How many times have you looked At yourself & felt mistreated? How does it feel to know that This life of yours is real? All of your life you've been led To believe your nothing. So look at yourself and start to live again. You see my face and then you see nothing. Confused, you turn and live o
When The Lord Made Paramedics
... he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." "He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the ange
Crazy In Love
Crazy in love in love with you I am in an unbelievable dream but this dream is true You're my queen and my heart shall you hold your fingers are like magic everything you touch turns gold your that "it" that completes my life i know that i love you I don't have to think twice your presence brings me joy that my spirit can't overcome attached to you forever like seed inside a plum you're the cure to a broken and damaged heart all of these talents yet unique and smart my love for you is loose and it's floatin high above you make me feel so good thats y i am crazy in love....
Feeling Good
I know I haven't been on as much lately. I will try to start..but been busy working..and exercising..and just bunch of running around. Today I did my first week weight in at weight watchers. I lost 6.8lbs. I know I can do it on my own..I have in the past..but I need a little incentive..or inspiration I guess. This way,, I know I am spending 12 a week.. I will want to do it LOL. I did 3 1/2 hrs of exercise on my wii this week. I am starting to really enjoy it. With all been going on though..by this time at night..I am usually extremely tired. On another note.. just to let you know..I will be having a HH tomorrow. Stop by and show some love please. Hugs...
But I'm Just An Ambulance Driver!!!
I stand in chest deep water,freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. I hold her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free-- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER I comfort a 89 year old woman who just watched my partner and I cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER On scene at an mva with a mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her, without a second thought for my own safety I crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER I get called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers, no porch light on, nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk away from the verbal lashing onl
Not Really The Same
Getting used to something then having it taken away. You feel like a kid at the candy store. The clerk giving you that candy bar. Then ripping it out of your hands, and telling you can't have it. That is what I got myself into. I got used to something and now it is gone. I used the analogy that I spoiled myself. A few weeks away from our vacation. But one thing is clear I learned from my past mistakes. I will just sit here and take the loneliness and shear boredom and twiddle my thumbs and wait for what I am missing. Right now the main thing I wonder why I wasted money for my new black berry. It will never get used going this way. Just something else that will sit in my room and collect dust. Like everything else that I own. Hoping to find something to make the time go quicker so I can get the hell out of here. At this point i just want to just leave my stuff and leave and just start over with absolutely nothing. Maybe that would be good enough. I have always lived with the fear th
2 Stay Or Not
To all my friends and family, I need to know who wish's to stay on my list if ya like to stay PLZ LEAVE ME A COMMENT, IF NOT THEN DON'T LEAVE ONE... I need to get my list cleaned up..... Thank you all....
Why
why are there people who pretend to like you for who you are, but immediately they want to change everything about you, I don't understand, I am who I am and nothing less! Accept me or don't!
Cam Porn
im giving it to shawty on yahooooooooooooooo
Can A Man And A Woman Really Be Just Friends?
Can a man and a woman really be just friends? I know it might not sound like a bad thing, but some times it is. I know yall might seem to remember me complaining about this before, but I just had a very strange "eventful" evening at a friends house, which yes just happens to be a girl. Well her mom is a complete.........................Yeah no matter what is going on she finds something to yell about. Well I was on the phone with my friend while she was waiting on her mom to come out of Walgreens. Well her mom climbs in the truck and I over hear her trying to yell some thing so I could hear it. What was it you might ask, "tell him he needs to be with you, after all he is perfect for you and to top it off he is a great guy." Yes that is right I don't know many parents that don't like me, matter of fact can't think of any that don't. Then I was helping them do a little painting and her mom comes right out and ask me how I felt about her daughter, well I couldn't lie. So I sai
Ballsacks
my big swinging raccoon nuts really draw in the secret admirers.
February Birthday Train !
This went so well the 1st time, I've decided to do it again! Welcome 2 the February Baby Birthday Train! If u're having a birthday in the month of February & u're an Aquarian or Pisces, I invite U to join my train and hopefully meet sum new Fu's and get re-aquainted w/ sum old ones!☺ Just Fan, Add, & Rate members who join the train, starting with me. Once you've done that, plz send in the friends request that you're joining this train. If a member is already your friend, leave them a comment stating you've joined the train! It's as simple as that.☺ Now just send me the pic you would like to use for your tag or I can select one for you. I will up
Why Is It This Reminds Me Of Rev?
Life In General
did you ever stop to think that your life was supposed to be different but you just didnt know what or how to change it. your life passes you by and you can only catch glimpses of what you are going through and thinking about what you could be different in your life? do you look at yourlife and think i couldnt have it any better than i do right now. i thought that, for a long time ithought i had the perfect life, a loving attentive husband who treated me good, 2 beautiful boys who make my world go round. then one day i stopped. i was out shopping in a store and something made me just stop in my tracks. i looked at all the women walking around, their kids either screaming in the carts or the kids were picking up everything and putting it in the cart and the mom was totally oblivious to them. there she was walking at a slow pace looking sideways as if to wonder if she got everything on her list. i looked at the empty look on her face and then there was another. and another. why w

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