A SAMOAN man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed
that he was the only SAMOAN man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a
WHITE man behind him.
The WHITE man said, "COLORED people are not
allowed here.
"
The SAMOAN man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen UFA...(Fucker)when I was born, I was BROWN. When I grew up, I was BROWN.
When I'm sick, I'm BROWN. When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN.
When I'm
cold, I'm BROWN. When I die, I'll be BROWN. But you UFA... (Fucker)when you're
born, you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE.
When you're sick
you're GREEN.
When you go in the sun you turn RED.
When you're cold you
turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE.
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!"......