To my friends out there in the midst of the new storm heading in, Cold injuries are the most common, please protect yourself, and keep a kit in your car/truck in case you get stuck! Be safe out there!

We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible. We've done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do something with nothing.

I'd rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6....

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." ‎"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry."

Phone sex is a victimless crime, unlike marriage....

An ex is called an 'ex' because it is an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future....

You know the economy is tough when you see two "Hell's Angels" doubled up on a Honda.

I don't have X's, I have Y's as in why in the fuck did I date/like you?

A Soldier is someone who wrote a blank check made payable to to The United States of America, for the amount of "up to my life"

"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Marilyn Monroe...

Federal Regulations have designated this a non-smoking blackhawk. Those of you enrolled in the Mogadishu frequent flyer program will receive 100 credits. As always the air sickness bags located in the seat backs in front of you.