Them: 'your boobs are massive!' Me:' that's where all my rage is stored!'

Your genitals are a joy to behold ;)

Did you miss me? 😜

In other news, the sexual position formally known as 69 will now be called 96. Due to the economy the cost of eating out has gone up! 🤣🤣🤣

I should come with a health warning ⚠️😂

Sweet but a psycho 💋

Race weekend 🏁🏎️ Yussss 🤩

Thirsty Thursday 😋

Can someone please explain to me what a salute is? And... Is it needed?

This has been the most unsummery summer I have ever experienced 🙄

15 years away from fubar, alot has changed..... I have to re-learn how it all works 😬

My Laptop Keeps Given Me Electric Shocks....Grrrr