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Murphys's Status
The world may never know...
Jan 10, 2024comment
OK, who ate all the squeeze cheese ?
Dec 31, 2023comment
NO
Sep 13, 2023comment
I never lived but I hold the hand of all the living. All will know my name but see my face only once. Touching one and all as I guide you from this evil place. For I am Death and there is no escapee.
Sep 12, 2023comment
Fear not what dwells in the darkness of night for true evil wells from the darkness of the mind.
Aug 28, 2023comment
Gather the facts. Analyze the data. Form your own opinion.
Aug 23, 2023comment
Caution ! Does not play well with others.
Aug 17, 2023comment
You may need to dump some of that out.
Aug 13, 2023comment
Maintain safe distance at all times.
Jul 10, 2023comment
All the neighbors would know my name.
Jul 5, 2023comment
So be it.
Jul 4, 2023comment
Screwed again. Goodnight.
Jul 1, 2023comment
WTFE
Jun 18, 2023comment
A man of few words, speaks volumes.
May 29, 2023comment
I think... On second thought no I don't...
May 29, 2023comment
38335% never going to make it.
May 27, 2023comment
I'm quite sure it's not my fault.
May 22, 2023comment
Oh hell no!
May 22, 2023comment
Trade drinks for VIP WC?
May 22, 2023comment
(Master Alarm) Main Engine Flameout Eject Eject Eject
Apr 22, 2023comment
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