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Zombie Jesus day:)
Apr 5, 2015comment
Happy Pi day mo'fos
Mar 14, 2015comment
i just won the Pulitzer prize in bacon
Jan 14, 2015comment
New year's Resolution: Get so cut my penis has a 6-pack
Jan 8, 2015comment
R.I.P phone
Jan 6, 2015comment
So maybe you don't need the brightest light at the end of the tunnel....
Dec 9, 2014comment
Watching 'Tusk'...add to fucked up movie list
Dec 2, 2014comment
how the hell do i have so much food and nothing to eat?
Nov 24, 2014comment
Look at that hh cutie:)
Nov 24, 2014comment
Need to find a place to go watch Pacqiao kill this dude..
Nov 22, 2014comment
What you didn't know was that this site lies on the outskirts....of the twilight zone...neener neener neener neener
Nov 14, 2014comment
Man...how the hell are they gonna schedule a high school football game on halloween?
Oct 31, 2014comment
All hail the hypnotoad!
Oct 28, 2014comment
I just found out Russel Crowe is an Aries....hold on...lemme go spit out this vomit
Oct 23, 2014comment
Wrong Turn 6 mmmmhmmm(56)
Oct 16, 2014comment
Strangling Bros carnival
Oct 10, 2014comment
my mouth is ebola ...it will eat ur flesh
Oct 5, 2014comment
I swear, feels like Im taking crazy pills...
Oct 5, 2014comment
I just wanna thank Cobra Kai for teaching me valuable life lessons
Sep 25, 2014comment
Bel Biv Devoe. JFS.
Sep 20, 2014comment
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