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Carly's Status
Do you really want to come for me? Do you, do you, do you, do you?
Mar 10, 2019comment
Pull my finger-KIDDING! I am a dainty princess and would not do such a thing.
Mar 7, 2019comment
long weekend
Mar 4, 2019comment
Researching and...ungh...more research...yessss...2 minutes later oh fuuuck...I was slouched back in the chair, leg up on the arm-but the chair doesn't have arms...mmmm...
Mar 1, 2019comment
My aunt is back and I am just going to sit on this vibrating egg while I type as though I was doing research on the google and...uh...research...almost there...
Mar 1, 2019comment
Woof woof doggy.
Feb 28, 2019comment
No I'm not ignoring you-hectic day.
Feb 28, 2019comment
Woof woof
Feb 28, 2019comment
Not sweaty now nope nuh uh.
Feb 28, 2019comment
Sweaty ass lol.
Feb 28, 2019comment
Bikini booty
Feb 27, 2019comment
Busy bizzy.
Feb 26, 2019comment
I'm so I'm so very so very I'm so very uh so very uh so so I'm so very uh and and uh and uh.
Feb 24, 2019comment
Something like "Spooning is OK but no forking." Which made me ask "You mean like a spork?" Apparently not.
Feb 23, 2019comment
I had to log out earlier-I started yawning and my jaw CRACKED.
Feb 23, 2019comment
The first time I had my head between Valentine gurl's legs I took her hand and said "Keep my place for me." Went and got a Blueberry Red Bull.
Feb 23, 2019comment
It's prescription refill day.
Feb 22, 2019comment
Scissor sisters heh.
Feb 19, 2019comment
Sun dogs look nice but it means it is cold. Again.
Feb 19, 2019comment
Vaguely
Feb 19, 2019comment
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