This is my reality. The world is just a playground.

Just keep swimming

Im unique. Not special.

Smooth sailing is for people that can't handle the waves.

Rough seas are made for fun times.

3rd day this week my stroke symptoms got me soo fucked up I'm numb but I'm on fire . Which side of me do you want.

Why so serious

All these fat doobies and no fat booties...

A banana with out the B is mfkn pineapple! You see.

With a brain stem like mine... The roses might not bloom in time.

The thing is..... Is it.

If she has an apple, expect a banana too.

The turtles have purple smiles from my mulberrys.....

I don't like days where Cute women ask me to put on a gown...

Anyone have aquarium supplies they don't need?

Twinkle twinkle little star, how chocolate you really are.... Wait, that's not a moon pie.

I've never walked a path in the right direction. Never lived life by your definition.

Don't forget to activate your one free daily bonus... Ffs.

It's the summer you've been waiting for....

If I had the world to give, I'd give it to you