Boycott sham poo. Demand real poo.

Beginning to suspect that most shows on TV are pre-scripted.

Satin sheets, duct tape and handcuffs. Think about it.

What did the bald man say when he got a COMB for his birthday? "I'll never part with this."

Thanks Nursie!

NEED ONE FRIGGIN FAN to level up. Lil help?

Some medications cannot be taken orally.

Need one new fan to level up, according to ThunderWoman. Show me some love.

Pink Floyd: "Young Lust" Connect with it.

Open your mind to power of Uriah Heep. That's really all I can say.

I guess I need five more fans to level up. I do strongly believe in the principle of reciprocity.

Wow. Swim suit contest. Brilliant. Now when do I get my $2500?

THE BEASTIE BOYS: Brighten your day and play the song, "Hey Ladies", at a high volume.

Brighten your day with Beastie Boys.

Well, I haven't been here for six months and now I need six new fans to level up. Give a man some help[ here.

help. someone fix my sideways photos.

Wired. Prolly won't sleep tonight. Thanks Suga.

Tryin Not to get nervous when I receive a man crush. . . . . yikes. . .

KICK ASS DAY TODAY!

"Are Hemorrhoids stopping you in your tracks???"