New goal: opening a coffee business in Australia or New Zealand!!!

who wants to open a cafe in California with me??

Ugh had to take off my flip flops and go barefoot through airport security. #hopeidontcatchnothing...is that how you hashtag??

Going to Miami tomorrow!!!

I miss my flip flops!!!

Watching Titanic and crying...I think I had a status about Titanic a while back eh?

Got tickets to see Jay Z and Justin Timberlake in NYC...then Miami Beach a week later!!! Life is good, homies.

Stop liking me and comment my mumms instead, losers.

Went downstairs for a glass of milk and a HUGE fucking spider was crawling on the floor...couldn't drink my milk, everything is ruined now.

Lazy Sunday in my pjs, unshaven, and barefoot :D

Going to see Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z in concert omgggggz. JT's music is actually pretty great and he's quite hot too.

So my boss made me put like 500 checks in numerical order today...I graduated with a degree to do THIS???

Got a job (and a good one too)!!!! Vacation time, bitches!

Found a girl who likes massaging my feet, Mikey wins :)

So with all the hate, my mumm still has the highest number of views on the first page. Men lie, women lie, numbers DON'T! :D

So I asked a girl on POF what a guy like myself has to do to get a date with her...and she goes 'you could always get a face change'...what a hater!!!

Ugh forget finding work, going to the waterslides on Thursday, yayyyyy!

Another flip flop broken...about to walk home barefoot, wish me luck :(

Mummer's inside of me, and as far as progress, you'll be hard-pressed to find a mummer as hot as me.

My mumm has the most comments and views on the first page...and people say I'm not a veteran.