OMG i logged in

take one step forward and two steps back....my life story...but today i got to step 3 forward....holy cow hope i don't go 4 back lol

if you give me points and bling i will.....do nothing ....lol

if its not at least ten inches and covered in chocolate and diamonds ..its not special and no i dont want to see it

if you think with something besides your penis there is a much greater chance you will get to use it more often

i have been poked so many times i feel like a pin cushion

of all my clothes my birthday suit still fits the best

hmmmmmm my chat box disappeared ...wonder where it went

Deja Poo: the feeling that i have heard this crap before

its okay to sit on the pity potty once in a while ...just remember to get up and flush

3400 miles..two weeks....four casualties.....countless hours in a car and who knows how much money .....good to be home

on vacation .....miss me

woo hoo going to Idaho in two days

Its almost vacation time

IF you dont like gay marriage ....blame the straight people....they keep having gay children.:D]

thanks to fubar i now know what everyones bathroom looks like ...one mirror at a time

i feel like drinking til my clothes fall off

greatest statement ever ....be yourself....besides everyone else is taken...

karaoke is like masturbation...only you enjoy it

I want a lover that wont drive me crazy