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Happy LOVE Day. 😍πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜
Feb 14, 2022comment
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
Jan 27, 2022comment
My BIRTHDAY is in 4 days!!!! not that it matters, because I'll be working all day.. but still. haha πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜
Jan 23, 2022comment
Twas two days before Christmas, with bad weather reports, and the folks of Oklahoma were out wearing shorts. Rushing to the grocery store for milk and potatoes, and maybe some candles in case of tornadoes. While many are dreaming of a Christmas of white, I'm wondering if I'll need my A/C tonight. I'm watching the weather when my chair starts to shake, Instead of St. Nick it's just an earthquake. Before you start thinking my cheer sounds too reckless , I'm just wishing you A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!! from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ„β„οΈπŸŽ„β›„
Dec 24, 2021comment
Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you I'm still alright to smile girl, I think about you every day now Was a time when I wasn't sure But you set my mind at ease
Nov 23, 2021comment
You're so lovely when you cry. You're so perfect when you lie. You can be my crucifix, Hold me up to watch me die.
Sep 28, 2021comment
I might not be the best gf, the best friend, the perfect auntie, hell even a daughter but everything I do. I can honestly say i do it with love. I have so much on my plate sometimes I shut others out because it’s what I do, what’s best for me to do. I take L after L but I always come back on top. Don’t count me out just yet. i never needed someone to save me, just someone to understand πŸ’―
Aug 4, 2021comment
Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio. haha I'll see myself out.
Jun 27, 2021comment
I hope everyone has an amazing day!!
May 4, 2021comment
so i had my knee surgery this morning and even with my pain meds i'm laying here in excruciating pain! i don't like it at all.
Apr 27, 2021comment
You're so lovely when you cry..You're so perfect when you lie..You can be my crucifix..Hold me up to watch me die
Apr 19, 2021comment
Lips Like Morphine! πŸ’€β˜ πŸ’€β˜ 
Mar 29, 2021comment
TGIF!!! πŸ’šπŸ’™β€πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’œ
Mar 26, 2021comment
physical therapy is excruciating, but I'm handling it like a boss. haha
Mar 12, 2021comment
knee surgery in my near future. 😒
Mar 4, 2021comment
i got the hiccups and they won't go away!
Jan 18, 2021comment
Happy New Year!!! Hope everyone stays safe. :)
Dec 31, 2020comment
Back to work tomorrow! Hope everyone enjoyed the weekend! πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ§‘β€πŸ’›πŸ’œ
Dec 27, 2020comment
Merry Christmas lovelies! β™‘β™‘β™‘
Dec 25, 2020comment
it's so fucking cold outside if i had a penis, it would be micro about now!
Dec 23, 2020comment
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