can't believe it has been a year today that i last updated this. now i feel all sorts of pressure to put something interesting. but due to lack of interest

is winter over yet? I'm ready for summer again.

"Unless this is a nude love-in stay the hell off my property" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Battlefield 3 Multiplayer Beta on September 29th! FINALLY!

what happened to lazy sunday afternoons being actually lazy?

need to buy a pimpout to level. anyone wanna sell one?

anyone wanna sell a pimpout?

looking to level soon, what would it take to get a pimpout?

I require to be pimped out 2x, can ya help me out?

"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" - Dr. John Zoidberg

"But if rich people think it's good, I'll buy it. One Art please!" - Dr. John Zoidberg

pssst. Hey! Yeah YOU! can ya help me out here? I gotta get pimped out 2x.

"addition never solved anything" - Hermes Conrad

I do like BBQ day. Feelin all sorts of dumb, fat and happy.

holy hell where is tomorrow at? I want to go fishing already.

Stupid crap-tacular weather.

Is winter over with? I'm ready for summer.

please please please no more drinks. Have to sober up some to level up.

finally a thunder storm to put me to sleep instead of waking me up.

Why do the voices in my head sound like the teacher from Peanuts cartoons?