"· You completed achievement: Six Years on fubar!" Man it amazes me that Fubar has been around for 6 years. To see that it has grown to what it is now is awesome. Kudos to Mike and the gang for making this such an awesome site to call home!

The worse part of the day is waking up with no one laying next to you.

In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.

Pregnant women are SOOO fuckin hot those in the 2nd and 3rd timester whoms husbands aren't giving you the attention u deserve hit me up. I'll make sure you have the most enjoyable ladder pregnancies.

THey brought Mountain Dew Game Fuel Citrus Cherry. Using it to chase Bacardi Dragon Berry. OMG I've missed this experience. Be a happy camper all weekend long!

Vegetarians... Stop eating the food my food eats!

VIAGRA SPIDER: Oddly, the Brazilian wandering spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men.

Whole Foods grand opening is today! So glad they're in Oklahoma City now. We'll actually get ripe fruit that tastes as sweet as it should with them and Sunflower market both here. No more getting up as 6 freakin AM on a Saturday to goto the farmers market

Alright putting it up right now right here.. Tired of the way I feel physically! Time to get serious of this weight loss. 10 pounds by the end of October, and at least 6-8 pounds every month after that. Going to exercise & eat at home more. Game on!

Every time I see "50% bonus points are being awarded to those who've been a member over 5 years! (wow!!!!)" I feel all warm inside like us 5+ year members are something special or something :)

If a girl actually gave me the chance they'd wonder why they waited so long.

Your God isn't better than my God. My God is not better than your God. We all share the same God. JS

What do you get when you cross a Dwarf with a computer? A short circuit.

Heart goes out to those families who lost loved ones in the Reno Air Race crash and to those injured or hanging on to life. One of the, if not the worse, air show crashes ever. Such a horrible tragic event .

WANTED: Cuddle buddy.. Payment in form of kisses.

I need to get away for awhile! Take a cruise or something. To bad it costs the same for 1 person as it does 2. WTF is up with that.

Good to be up in the mornings again, but man they're boring! I guess I should get studying. Start school back again on the 20th and need to refresh my memory on some things.

Bored... Who's going to the state fair Monday or Tuesday next week when it's cheap to get in?

Still exhausted from yesterday. What an awesome night. It's sure nice to have someone that can keep up with me

Anxiously waiting....