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Humbug!

its that time again, a strange man in red wearing shiny black boots creeps into your homes to leave gifts and you put milk and cookies out?

ATTENTION Public service announcement : this is not a test and not just only a test of the emergency broadcast system. Christmas is cancelled forever, a suspect, Robin aka Stryder while deer hunting has killed all Santas reigndeer.

today i'm thinkin about not thinking

went to a symphony, told them i was miester of the jagger; seems they were confused

you want to pull my onytail dont ya? i know you do.

today, I broke through enemy lines, on a recon mission and avoided 1000 enemy units and destroyed five. Then I test flew a new fighter craft. Recycled a ton of aluminum and tore apart 150 copper motors. Shot some hoops at an abandoned school - and won. Walked my hound and did her nails. Talked one person out of suicide. Sat with a woman while having my coffee at a gas station, listening intently at her troubles. Taught some muslim friends how to drive so that they can pass their driving exam while collecting aluminum cans for xtra cash and saving the environment. Read some Carl Jung, threw on tunes. Now some fishing, and refining gold off scrap circuit boards, and still, time to save the world! And you???? Your day? My day aint over, just yet.

i think ill just make it a tunes and beer day

I'm lost in you, and i love it

rimshot rock

the alchemist; turning lead into gold

The first mothers day without our mother, i woke up and immediately felt it. Sorry to dampen the day for you moms out there. I just dont feel like entertaining or being around people or talking. think ill go for a country drive and back to bed.

dont touch the jellyfish

migraine nap :(

crankin floyd and beer

This guy goes into psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap underwear. the psychiatrist says: i can clearly see your nuts! lol

goin for coffee with ex wife

just lurking, no idea why

Wasat the doctors, he was preparing a shot, now then, you're going to feel a lil prick. I says, Please dr, we've just met!