merry christmas! umm... just thought i'd avoid the rush

mb will send every 5th fan a strand of her back hair

woolley was a safe place to live until mb moved back

for every 5th fan mb will send you a bewbie salute

25 years of marriage..even murderers get paroled once in a while...crap!

a new year already? hell i wasn't even done with the old one yet

lock the doors to woolley...mb is moving back!

i've got better things to do then this...wait.. no i don't

mb likes peen pics send them now

finished my truck! what do i do now?

say happy birthday to mb today...she's got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

hosting a blockathon for mb... join now

it's cougar season boys...mb is waiting

mb say bewbie salute for the 10th new fan

i'd be more spontaneous if i had time to plan it out

if you rate mb at least a 7 she'll send bewbie salutes

daisy's busy collecting pervs...go check her out

i have the perfect escape plan to get away from daisy... cross the street... she can't go across by herself

i thirst now... i saw that in either a vampire or porno flick. not sure which

pepper spray isn't as tasty as it sounds on your food