10 - Peel your nasty socks off the wall cus you know it's funkin' up your room! And it don't look pretty!
9 - Put the good T.P. in the bathroom, in case the "good" company comes over (ya'll know you got that 1 4-pack of the good soft stuff for the just in case guests.... you of course use McD's napkins, damn they chaffe!!!)
8 - Ladies - make sure the good panties our out front of the drawers in case you have company - Men - make sure all your nasty drahhhs are hidden and add baking soda to absorb that not so fresh a$$ smell yall get after workin out....
7 - Pull all your food to the front so it "LOOKS" like you have a full fridge.
6 - Make sure you have your condoms within reach so there are no "accidents" later on that night.
5 - Get to the Liquor store
4 - I SAID GET TO THE DAMN LIQUOR STORE!
3 - You might want to spray some good cologne in the house, or Febreeze to get that old smell outta there (for guys only)
2 - Make sure you have that really good collaboration of music to set any and all moods.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THING YOU NEED TO DO TONIGHT....
1 - CALL ME!!!!