Most people always wonder when they're going to die, but do you ever wonder how you're going to die? There are a lot of ways to die, whether it's trying to put a cue ball in your throat and trying to get it back up not knowing that the cue ball is bigger than the other billard balls, or a sword swallower trying to deep throat an umbrella and accidentally opening it while it's in the throat or my favorite, being high on mushrooms and having a hallucination of people dress up as animals for an animal orgy and trying to get frisky with a bear not knowing it's real, and getting mauled by it. I have to warn the females about this one...don't get frisky with a carrot. Anyways, have any of you heard of any strange deaths?
