I came across this list and it was just perfect, so I had to share it:
15. What did you do to your hair?
14. Why aren't you married?
13. You're being irrational!
12. Your best friend is really hot!
11. Can I kiss you?
10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you?
9. You're cute when you're mad!
8. That's not the way my ex did it.
7. So how OLD are you?
6. You sound just like your mother!
5. Smile!
4. You sure you wanna eat that?
3. The "B" word -- ever!!!
2. When are you due?
and the #1 thing to never say to a woman:
Is it that time of the month???????
LOL some great advice here for the guys!