A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop
said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
put a reflector on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the
cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to
you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up
at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath
the horse, not on top."
