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FTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS,
I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A
CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT
TO SLEEP WITH A
HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG
BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING
WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE
NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN..
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT
19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I
WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT,
DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
