Interests
I Like...
Art, literature, poetry, Sci-Fi, and making crafts. Things that sparkle, hot pink, black, shiny things with spikes and teeth, and fuzzy fur. Fairies. Glitter. Things that make cute little noises. Tacky things. Lawn Flamingos. Chicks with big titties. More Sci-Fi. Happy Pagan Tree Hugging Hippy Crap. Things that offend people. A-1 Steak Sauce (mmmm... rusty nails.) Sex. Pissing off the Christian Right. Sleeping. Pretending I don't speak English. Did I mention Sex?
Music
I'm partially tone deaf. So I listen to really shitty music. Ask any of my friends and they'll tell you they'd rather irrigate their asses with molten lava than listen to a CD of my favorite songs. Among my favorite artists are: Type O Negative, Aqua, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Better than Ezra, Johny Cash, Lazy Boy, Green Day, Wall Flowers, Dave Mathews Band, Korn, Bauhaus, Cure, White Stripes, Mindless Self Indulgence, Manson, Creedance, Beatles, Platers, Supremes, Seven Mary Three, Meridith Brooks, Verve Pipe, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, and Bare Naked Ladies. But, don't ask me anything about them, because I don't know.