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What are you waiting for?
What is your middle name?
None of your business
What color is your mailbox?
Metal...
Are you single?
No. At least I don't think I am.
Have you ever hit a deer?
No, but I have slapped an asshole.
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Depends... home from where?
What color is your room?
White with wood doors and hardwood floor
Do you have a small driveway?
Yes
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
No
What do you do first in the morning?
Meh...
What brand is your printer?
Don't have one
Do you enjoy fighting with people?
NO!!!!!
Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Straight
Who was your pre-school teacher?
I didn't go to preschool.
What is your ringtone?
For which person?
Are you taller than your mom?
No
What curse words do you say the most when your pissed?
Variations of FUCK, mostly
Are you God?
Yes.
Do you like someone?
No, but I'm in love with somebody... and it's not you.
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
I prefer black ink.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes
Do you often cry during a movie?
No
Last phone call you received?
I don't remember.
Last text message?
Marcus
Do you hate your life?
Not as much as I used to, because it's getting better.
Do you get mad easily?
I try not to anymore.
What are your biggest pet peeves?
Lying, stupidity, stealing, worthless cheaters, cold hard people, skunts, homewrecking whores, broken record syndrome, short answers to long messages
Are you cold?
Temperature-wise, yes. Any other way, absolutely not.
Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
No
Who should pay on the first date?
Date?
How many years older than you are you willing to date?
I don't like older men.
Do you have any friends?
Yes
Do you have any mean friends?
I don't know if you could consider them to be mean. Snarky, maybe. Sarcastic, fuck yes.
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
Orange, yellow, brown.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
Nope
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
I used to, but not anymore.
Have you ever contemplated suicide?
In the past, yes, but not now.
Do you scratch your ears?
Yes
Who was the last person to hug you?
Dragon
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
Fuck, I don't know, I don't pay attention to brand names.
How tall are you?
4'11"
What is the closest green object?
A cup.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
I don't know, but I am glad I wasn't born male!
Do you want to have kids?
I already have kids.
What is the brightest color you're wearing?
White
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Red, Dusty, and that really cool Cowboy dude.
Who do you hate the most right now?
There are a few skunts I can't fucking stand. They should poof. PERMANENTLY.
What kind of car do you want?
One that runs properly and isn't a gas hog.
What is your favorite video game?
Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XIII, Fallout 3
Do you like your dad?
My dad is dead.
Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
No
Are you wearing make-up?
No
Do you have a tattoo?
Two
Have you ever broken a pinata?
No
What time is it right now?
7:39PM
Do you know how to draw?
No
Who did you last IM?
My kids
Do you work a lot of hours?
Not working yet.
Where were you in the last 24 hours?
With Dragon.
Who was the last person that called you?
I don't know.
Is there anything you regret?
A few things that I wish I could fix, and a few things I regret quite a bit.
Do you know where your family name originated from?
Which one?
Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Spiders
What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
Doesn't really matter.
Do you use digital or film cameras?
I use my phone
Do you own an iPod?
No
Have you ever been on a charter bus?
No
Do you like going to water parks?
Been a LONG time since I've been to one.
