TWO IRISH BOYS PAT AN MICK ARE OUT BAR HOPPING ONE NIGHT, AS THAY STUMBLE INTO THE PUB MICK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND SAYS GIVE US A SHOT AN BEER THE BARTENDER TELLS THEM (AW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOTH OF YOU ARE 3 SHEETS TO THE WIND ) MICK TELL THE B-TENDER WE CAN DRINK A LEPERCON UNDER THE TABLE GIVE US ASHOT AND A BEER, AS THE MAN BEGINS TO POUR PAT ASKS HIM WHERE IS THE BATHROOM AT THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO TO THE END OF THE BAR MAKE A RIGHT GO THROUGH THE THE DOOR AND ITS THE FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT AS PAT HEADS TO THE BATHROOM MICK CHATS WITH THE BARTENDER, AS HE REACHES DOWN PICKS UP THE SHOT JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS THAY HEAR A BLOOD CURLING SCREEM MICK DROPS THE SHOT ON THE BAR AND ASKS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM I THINK IT WAS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK ON HIM MICK SAYS AW FUCK EM HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT FOR THE ONE I SPILLED, THE B-TENDER SETS HIM UP ANOTHER AND JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS AGAIN ANOTHER SCREEM THIS TIME HE DROPS THE SHOT ON THE FLOOR AND ASKED AGAIN WHAT WAS THAT THE MAN TELLS HIM ITS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM GO CHECK ON HIM. AS MICK STAGGERS INTO THE BATHROOM ASKS PAT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. PAT LOOKS UP CRYING AND SAYS OH MICKEY LAD TANK GOD YOU SHOWED UP I TOOK A GOOD HEATHLY SHIT BUT WHEN I PUSH THE LEVER TO FLUSH I GET SUCH A TERRIBLE PAIN IN MY NUTS I CANT STAND IT!!! MICK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU DRUNKIN ASSHOLE YOUR SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET AN RINGER..