A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card
from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but
"Nescafe."
>>Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges
pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still
happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing.
Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her
latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.The ad said: "Three times a day,
seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.