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| | A New Holiday |
| created @ 02/1/2008 04:08 pm |
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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness for a significant other
by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic. Every
Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special,
unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that
you really do care for them more than any other. Now
ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really
don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on
your face when we get it right is priceless, but that
smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's
right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and BJ Day". Simple,
effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been
created so you ladies finally have a day to show your
man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town;
the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak
and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of
love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February
to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any
new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this
crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Yay or Nay for a new holiday? |
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