What do you drink with dinner?:
WHATEVER IS AVAILABLE.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?:
HOT MUSTARD ONLY!!!
What is your favorite type of food/cuisine?:
CHINESE, AMERICAN, BUT I'M A PICKY EATER...
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
LOVE ACTUALLY, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, THE NEVERENDING STORY, TRUE ROMANCE, MALLRATS, AND THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW TO NAME A FEW.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?:
3 WEEKS AGO, HAD TO TALK TO THE DMV.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?:
NOPE, GOT A FEW WARNINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER HAD A LICENSE.
Ran out of gas?
BEEN IN A CAR WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE.
Favorite kind of sandwich?:
ULTIMATE CAJUN ROAST BEEF, TURKEY, BACON, MAYO, LETTUCE, MUSTARD, CHEESE, AND CEASAR DRESSING.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?:
WAFFLE HOUSE!!!
What is your usual bedtime?:
WHEN EVER I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN ANYMORE.
Are you lazy?:
YEAH, UNLESS GIVEN SOMETHING TO DO.
What's your favorite mixed drink?:
WHISKEY SOURS.
When you were a kid what did you dress up as for halloween?
DIFFRENT EVERY YEAR. THE SAME IS BORING.
Do you read the newspaper?:
READ THE COMICS.
Is Fabio ugly?:
HE SELLS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER...THAT'S FUNNY...
Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
LEGO'S BIOTCH!!
Red wine or white wine?:
NOT A FAN, BUT HAVE BOUGHT SOME EXPENSIVE PINOT.
Are you stubborn?:
MOST STUBBORN PERSON I KNOW.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?:
CONAN!!!
Watch a soap opera?:
THE MEXICAN ONES ARE FUNNY....
Afraid of heights?:
NOT REALLY.
Sing in the car?:
AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, I THINK I CREEP OUT OTHER DRIVERS THOUGH.
Dance in the shower?:
NAH, ME AND THE SHOWER HAVE A DEAL, I DON'T DANCE, IT DOESN'T KILL ME.
Dance in the car?:
YEAH, I WHITE BOY DANCE IT.
Ever used a gun?:
YEAH, MORE TIMES THEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED.
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?:
PALM SPRINGS, EVEN GOT PAID FOR IT.....
Are musicals cheesy?:
I LIKE SOME OF THEM.....
Is Christmas stressful?:
ANYONE WHO SAYS NO IS A LIAR!!
Favorite type of fruit pie?:
CHOCOLATE?
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?:
A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!!
Do you believe in ghosts?:
NAH.
Ever have a Dejavu feeling?:
I DO THE SAME THING DAY AFTER DAY, SO YEAH.....
Take vitamins daily?:
BEER HAS GOT TO HAVE SOME NUTRIENT IN IT....
Wear slippers?:
I HAVE CREEPY ONES THAT VIBRATE, I HATE THEM!!
Wear a bath robe?:
NAH.
What do you wear to bed?:
SHORTS AND T-SHIRT, NO ONE HOME, NEKKID!!
First concert?:
SHARON LOUIS AND BRAHAM.....THE ELEPHANT SHOW TOUR!!
Any tattoos?:
6 AND COUNTING.
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?:
ALL AS LONG AS THEY HAVE MY STUFF CHEAP.
Nike or Adidas?:
NEITHER. VANS RULE!!
Fritos or Cheetos?:
LIKE THEM BOTH, MORE OF A CHEEZ DOODLE AND FUN YUN MAN.
Corn nuts or sunflowers seeds?:
SUNFLOWER SEEDS BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE SHELLED.
Ever heard of "gorp?":
YEAH, IT'S SUPER TRAIL MIX. ATE IT ONCE WHEN MY BLOOD SUGAR WENT LOW WHILE TRIPPING ACID AT JONES GAP LOL.
Ever take dance lessons?:
YEAH, SAD BUT TRUE GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT TOO...
Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse to have?
NOPE, DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT MARRIAGE SHYTE.
Can you curl your tongue?:
DAMN SKIPPY I CAN!!
Ever won a spelling bee?:
COUPLE IN 3RD AND FOURTH GRADE.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?:
NOPE.
4 words that describe you?:
IRISH, DRUNK, ASSHOLE, LOYAL.
Own any record albums?:
GOT A FEW OLD ONES. BILLY JOEL ON VINYL RULES!!
Own a record player?:
YEAH, OLDIE BUT A GOODIE.
Regularly burn incense?:
NAH, I'M NO HIPPY DAMMIT!!!
Ever been in love?:
THOUGHT SO, BUT APPARENTLY NO. BETTER QUESTION SHOUL DBE HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU....
Who would you like to see in concert?:
FLOGGING MOLLY MARCH 12 AT THE TREMONT IN NORTH CAROLINA!!! ANYONE WANNA GIMME A RIDE?
Hot tea or iced tea?:
HOT IF COLD, COLD IF HOT.
Tea or coffee?:
COFFEE!!!!
Favorite kind of cookie?:
NOT A BIG COOKIE FAN.
Can you swim well?
CAN SWIM ENOUGH TO NOT DROWN.
Ever had braces or a mouth piece?:
RETAINERS, SPACERS, AND MOUTH GAURDS FOR JAW GRINDING. NO BRACES.
Are you artistic?:
MAYBE, I ENJOY GOOD ART THOUGH.
Are you patient?:
FUCK NO, I NEED IT NOW!!
DJ or band, at a wedding?:
COULD CARE LESS.
Ever won a contest?:
A FEW, BEER FUNNELING, TRIVIA, AND MOVIE CONTESTS.
Have plastic surgery?:
NAH, COSTS TO MUCH.
Which are better, black or green olives?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW BILL HATES VEGGIES.
Can you knit or crochet?
DON'T BELIEVE SO, NEVER TRIED.
Best room for a fireplace?
DON'T LIKE THEM, TO MUCH HEAT.
Want to get married?:
NO, MARRIAGE IS BAD BAD BAD. SO QUIT ASKING!!!
