Subject: Real man:
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they Connect,
they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he
shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is
completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly
teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
shelf.
She found it strange for Gary to have such a large a collection of
Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could father my children?"
She turns to him. They kiss ... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense, explosive
night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly,
"Well, how was it? The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the
bottom shelf."
