Alright, here's something cute that I just had to post here. Here's a story about a man and his Harley...
A man went out and bought a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle. The guy at the dealership told him to buy a jar of Vaseline to put on the seat to keep it from cracking. And buy a small jar to keep on him to put on it in between times of riding and to make sure he put it on the seat before it rained. His wife and he decided to go have dinner with her family and took the bike. His wife told him while they were in the kitchen that during dinner, no one talks. If you talk, you will have to do the dishes. He looked at the sink and the counters and there were piles of dirty dishes that needed to be washed. Dinner was served and as he sit there eating, he was thinking of a way to get someone to talk. So, he got up and took his wife and stripped her down and started making love to her right in front of her parents. They just looked and shrugged the shoulders and went back to eating. After that didn't work, he got up and went back to the table and went back to eating. Still trying to figure out a way to get someone to talk, he decided to take his mother-in-law and strip her down and make love to her. Again they just looked, shrugged their shoulders and went back to eating. When that didn't work, he got up and went back to the table to eat. All of the sudden, this there was a big clap of thunder. The man grabbed his jar of Vaseline out of his pocket and jumped up. The father-in-law got up and said, "Oh to hell with it, I'll do them damn dishes."
