a subbie's blackboard lessons
by
Blades baby gyrl (formerly, Torm's tiara)
Copyright©1997 by Blades baby gyrl (formerly, Torm's tiara)
i will not carve the flogger handles
i will not spank others
i will not aim for Master's head
i will not yell safeword in the grocery store
i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer
i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum
i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle
funny noises are not funny
i will not slap Master with my bra
Punishment is not boring or pointless
i will not call Master, Dr. Death
i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society
i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party
i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting
i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum
a burp is not an appropriate response to Master
i will not eat all Master's m & m's while he is at work
i will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum
Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet
i will not call Master, spud head, butt head or any kind of head
Masters ARE perfect
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master
i will NOT wear panties
i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties
i will not peek out of the blindfold
there is no such thing as "slave immunity"
i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission
i did not win an emmy for my last session
i will not hide all Master's toys
all play and no work does not a good slave make
i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking
i can not fire Master
my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers
i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips
i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies
i will refrain from saying "hail satan" when i don't like Master's orders
i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary
i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps
i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
i will not wear Master's underwear on my head
Master's dog does not stink
i will not torment the newbies with the violet wand
....and last but not least
i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill...
Copyright©1997 by Blades baby gyrl (formerly, Torm's tiara)
All rights are reserved by the author.
