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Dear my favorite Ninja,
lately I keep getting sexual advances from vacuum cleaners. I know this sounds crazy, but I don't know what to do. Either A) ignore it, because it's prolly bits of LSD resurfacing back from my highschool days. Or just go with the flow, or suck I suppose in this situation.
- Always me, your favorite sin. (d)
Dear SIN
What kind of vacuum are we talking here? If it's a Dyson, I'd say, what the hell, go for it. You want one that's reliable and won't lose suction.
If you must, you can always lock her away in the closset after you're finished. That way if it is a crazy acid flashback, it won't be awkward in the morning.
Welcome back doll (h)
