I love sex...
Well I do!
"No you don't"
Who said that?
"I did"
What the fuck? Who are you?
"Oh, after 25 years together you don't remember me huh?"
I'm sorry I don't know who you are, or for that matter where the fuck you're at.
"I guess growin up and shit gettin all tall, you forget your friends, I been hangin wit you ever since you were a baby, we used to spend all our time together. Right before you'd go to sleep you'd play with me and show me pretty girls in magazines. We'd run off get some nuts in the woods. You took me to meet Jessica when you were 21, she always made me feel special until Huri came into the picture she was the first to make me feel stronger than I ever was.Those were special times. But lately you've been very abusive and treating me like a piece of meat! I'm tired of you I need a woman's touch someone who will treat me right and have me as her own."
I'm sorry, but I still don't know you and I don't see you, so I'm not gonna feel guilty about someone I don't know. So who and where aare you.
Who is this old friend, people if you let me know I'll buy a blast.
