When I was 16 I learned what true stupidity was. I was in high school and I heard a fellow classmate talk bad about a friend of mine all because said friend was black. I thought to myself “Egads…how dumb do you have to be to hate someone based only on skin color?” So I did the most rational thing I could do…I tapped the guy on the shoulder and when he turned around I punched him in the mouth and ended up with a 7 day suspension. Granted I looked like the asshole but then again I wasn’t the one singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” either. Fast forward 13 years and I find myself in a very similar position. I hear this loud mouthpiece talking bad about gays and relating homosexuality to bestiality and my first instinct is to tap this oxygen thief on the shoulder and knock him into next week.
This is a man who claims that in the Bible…in the Book of Leviticus…it states that God hates homosexuals. Where do I begin? First off Pastor Rick Warren is right. It does state that Homosexuality is evil in Leviticus. It also states that a father has every right to sell his daughter into slavery, that when you sin you must build an altar and sacrifice a ram to God so that you are cleansed, it also states that pigskin is an unclean evil and it is a sin to touch. Would anyone care to venture a guess as to what Footballs were made out of up until the 80’s? That’s Right! PIGSKIN! Does this mean that anyone who played football up until 1982 is a sinner and evil? According to Leviticus it does. Ah well, at least we can still enjoy some shrimp at Red Lobster without worry. Wait. Whats that? Leviticus states that Shrimp, Crab, and Lobster are unclean and sinful? Bloody Hell is nothing sacred anymore???
I know I could sit here and speak to some of you mouth breathers until I am blue in the face and you still wouldn’t get it and that’s fine. You know why? The Bible describes you as well. Yes that’s right. Look in the stories about Samson and you will see yourself mentioned. Ah there it is…the jawbone…of an Ass!
I understand that by writing this article I am going to receive all sorts of nonsensical death threats from those of you who support the teachings that gays are evil and you know what, to quote another famous ass “Bring it on” (George W Bush September 11, 2001). How you can hate someone based on their own preference is so utterly beyond any rational thinking that it fries the brain to even attempt to understand it. What’s that? Oh, I’m doing the exact same thing by hating you for your beliefs? Not the case. I am simply pointing out how stupid you look to the rest of the civilized world. I mean lets face it, we live in a post modern technological age here. Prehistoric thinking is all but extinct. When it does pop up those of us who evolved take the proverbial caveman club and bring it down on those who have yet to get it. Call it…forced evolution if you will.
Lastly, for those of you who want to judge and hate someone whose lifestyle has nothing to do with your own I ask you this…Why? Are you that narrow minded and that naïve? I know you could turn it back on me. Why does your lifestyle bother me? Because it does affect me. I have gay friends who have been beaten for the simple fact that they are gay. Has anyone ever gang beaten you because you follow Rick Warren? The answer is no. Though I have to admit it might do you some good. Your hatred affects millions of people because it spreads like a virus. You only focus on ridding the world of an evil that doesn’t exist and it has made you soft and soulless. Maybe one day you will figure it out but until then be careful who you go beating on because if I am around you are going to get an education in tolerance…the same way you give it.
