for my first entry a joke ...
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line
to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh?
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again and added that
I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time.
But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind the gal I was talking to.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass
and a car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
staggered to the door laughing.
