Good Morning.
You know there are a lot of strange and delusional people in this world. Let me give you an example of strange and delusional as I see it. About 8:30 p.m. Thursday, a man identified as 50-year old Michael Steven Reed walked into the Eddie's Fried Chicken on Hemphill in Fort Worth, wearing a white rag tied around his face and carrying a big tree branch that he was brandishing like a sword. Reed held it up over his head and demanded all the money in the register, threatening the cashier.
That's when one of the employees jumped out with a broom and began to engage Mr. Reed in what police describe as a "battle of wooden swordsmanship." That ended when another employee rammed the "would-be" robber with a chair -- causing him to drop his tree-branch sword.
Reed ran out of the store empty-handed and was followed to a nearby church in the 1700 block of Hemphill. Officers arrived and found Reed hiding behind a Dumpster.
He was apprehended without further incident. Reed was booked into the jail facility for aggravated robbery. Sure Reed was just a petty thief no harm no foul he was just trying to branch out. However now he is out on a limb. And it looks like that limb is going to be evidence against him.
Oh this I have to tell you all. I do not do internet petitions and you should not either. Here is why I do not do them.
Ok, most will explain what the petition is about no doubt. Most will also have numerous names already on them can we agree on that? Also you will also notice the petition will state at the bottom or top ‘When the Petition reaches 1000 please forward it to…” Am I right? Ok, stay with me here I am almost done. Most will explain if you do not wish to join end please at least forward to everyone in your email list, am I right? Ok, Now lets do simple math. If I have 100 email buddies or what ever number makes no difference until you get the just of this. Those 100 will also receive the same petition with the same amount of names on it right? So now we have 100 petitions with exactly the same number of names on it and each name the same it’s not a play on words it is just showing you how to clog up the already over burdened internet. Hopefully I reach all of you whom fall into this category, it does not work! It is a hoax it will never work and here is why. If you receive the same email with the same name at the top of the list time after time would you think this was a duplicate? Pretty soon you are just going to delete it and not read it right? Ok if that isn’t cause for pause then lets take it one step further. Most of the people who are assigned to read and distribute internet feedback, letters, junk mail already have blocked or deleted your incoming mail, it is called spam block. So thinking the government is looking into any petition they receive via the internet is like……. Well best put “believe me the check is in the mail” we all want a better world lets start by not being slammed and slamming others with useless spam mail. Better put for those that do not understand spam. Stupid People Advancing Mail, I am not calling anyone stupid that email me, however…if you send me another email petition…well you put two and two together and give me your answer. If you do not come up with 2 twos…just kidding If you do not come up with Four then I guess I can expect another petition shortly right?
Once more I am not picking on anyone in particular, my aunt sent me the same petition twice…yes I know… and then my sister did, and then close email friends did… and it just so happened I looked to see each of their names on it and guess what, they were not on one another’s list however the first 500 were all the same…imagine that!
If I have upset anyone with this I am truly sorry. I did not intend to do that. Sometime ask me to send you the do gooders email. You will better understand how hackers work.
For now, I have said enough to infuriate many so I will close by saying. You know you have touched my heart if I have sent this to you. If not that means I could give a good rat’s ass about anything you do. So smile sunshine you are loved.
A huge hug because I know this ruffled some feathers and three pats and a pinch just to let you know it’s me.
Marrtay
Oh and if you don’t do what I say, I will bail Mr. Reed out of Jail and send his branch swinging ass at ya!
