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created on 09/27/2006  |  http://fubar.com/tiacinders/b7334

BIG WILLIE

ONE DAY A LITTLE GIRL AND HER MOTHER WERE IN A STOP SHOPPING. THE LITTLE GIRL WAS ACTING UP VERY BADLY SO HER MOTHER TOLD HER IF SHE WAS GOING TO KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE HER IN THE STORE ALL ALONE. THE GIRL KEEP ACTING UP SO THE MOTHER DID EXCATLY WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD OD, LEAVE HER IN THE STORE. WHEN THE MANAGER WAS LOCKING UP THE STORE HE NOTICED THE LITTLE GIRL WANDERING HTE AISLES. SO HE ASKED HER WHERE WAS HER MOTHER, SHE REPLIED "SHE LEFT ME! CAN I COME HOME WITH YOU?." "NO!" HE SAID. SHE SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HE TOOK HER HOME WITH HIM. WHEN THEY ARRIVED HE TOOK OUT THE FUTON FOR HER AND SHOWED HER HOW TO WORK THE REMOTE AND SAID HE WAS GOING UPSTAIRS THE TAKE A SHOWER. SHE ASKED "CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU?" HE REPLIED "NO!" SHE SIPLMY SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO WHILE THEY WERE IN THE SHOWER SHE ASKED "WHAT'S THAT?" HE SAID "BIG WILLIE." SHE SAID "CAN I PLAY WITH HIM?" HE SAID "NO!" "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HER LET HER PLAY WITH BIG WILLIE. WHILE EXITING THE SHOWER SHE DIDNT WANT TO SLEEP DOWN STAIRS BY HERSELF SO HE LET HER SLEEP IN HIS BED WITH HIM. WHILE LAYING DOWN SHE WAS BORED SO SHE ASKED TO PLAY WITH BIG WILLIE AGAIN HE SHOUTED "NO!" SHE SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HE LET HER NAD FELL ASLEEP. NEXT THING HE KNOWS HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL BED AND HE ASKED A DOCTOR THAT WAS IN HIS ROOM WHY WAS HE IN THERE. THE DOCTOR SAID "ASK HER." POINTING TO THE LITTLE GIRL. SO HE ASKED HER AND SHE SAID "BIG WILLIE SPIT ON ME SO I BIT HIM!"
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