Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from FLORIDA came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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FLORIDA:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... FLORIDA (The Gunshine State) is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... but you piss us off and we'll throw on the Tims and show you how long it takes to wear the bottoms out on them shits.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but we'll take that ass to the Skyway and drop your bitch ass in the sea!
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Fuck You" and "Fuck Boy" and "Yezir", so eat a dick faggot
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes? Oh and ummmm...You can import those foreign foods, but soul food is made right here by mamma bitch.
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- You can roll 40 deep cause we roll with .40 cals....
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans
- We don't get snow days off here either but we pray fro hurricane days?
- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. Oh and I do believe Warren G said ...and correct me if I'm wrong...."Back then 213 was the click". Isn't he from Long Beach, Califuckya?
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you....Homo.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by Home Depot and pick up 24 Real Mexicans anytime of day and get my roof fixed, my car washed, my house cleaned, and my lawn mowed.
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Sunshine State...the one and only!! So bitch please
- Whatever an In n Out is..., nothing beats Waffle House at 3 in the morning, everyone from the south knows bout that!!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In Florida, football means football, not soccer.
- Florida is the shit!
Come on Florida Show Your Colors! Repost!
IF YOUR FROM FLORIDA N PROUD RE POST as " Bitch i'm from FLORIDA"
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from FLORIDA came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! and God bless FLORIDA
