Bleh, I don't wanna go to work. It's just shyly before 5am. I had a bit of trouble falling asleep last night. I always hate going to bed so early on Thursday nights. And I gots that stupid "I'm too sexy for my shirt", song in my head. How the hell did that get in there? And nooooooo it's not cause I'm sexy...Far from it. Hmm, I think aliens were trying to infest my brain with stuff again.
La la la, just sitting here and killin' some time before I slave away to jail. Finishin' up me coffee, brewin' up more coffee for work and la la la... Shtupid Aunt Flow is coming soon, I can tell....I can sense her knocking coming closer.
Why can't men have aunt flow visit. Really? Hmmm???? All they do it just plant da seed or hose things off or whatever....Bleh....I can imagine it now, a real tiny tampon like going up their wee wee..... Makes me think of that Chinese torcher thingy. Something about if a man is being bad..they shove a thin tiny glass tube up their wee wee hole and then SMASH the glass into little pieces. Can you imagine that men??? Imagine!!!!
Bleh..Okies, I need to finish my coffee and brew up some more coffee. Sometime today I shall hear from the doctor about my test results.....*crosses fingers, toes and nose hairs*
Otay, off I go....
