Facts about cheeses.
No cheese has ever been convicted of a crime.
Cheeses are immune to STDs.
Having sex with cheese isn't cheating.
Cheese invented the Polaroid camera and the difference engine.
In 200bc Cheese successfully attacked and took over the entire Persian Empire.
Cheese was seen glowing at the birth of Christ.
Mice are more fond of the taste of peanut butter than they are of cheese. Cheese on the other hand prefers the taste of mice over the taste of peanut butter.
God originally gave the Ten Commandments to Moses written on a slab of cheese.
Cheese written backwards spells eseech which, as far as I'm aware, isn't a word in English
Ancient Celts used cheese the same way we use TNT today, making it one of the earliest forms of explosive known to man.
Donkeys are not allergic to cheese.
Cheese has never been to the moon.
There are over 9 billion species of cheese, most of them French.
Cheese was once worshiped as a god by Neanderthal man.
Cheese can kill and eat a full grown great white shark.
There is no Mandarin word for cheese.
Cheese has never been president of the USA.
Cheeses give better rates of interest than most banks.
Cheese has never been allowed full membership of NATO or the UN.
Cheese can outrun a cheetah over a straight run.
Cheese was considered to ward off bowel cancer and the Dutch still insert Baby Bel Edam cheese between their ass cheeks to this day.
NASA used cheese as a model for the Shuttle series of space craft.
Cheese was the inspiration for Homer's epic poem the Illiad
The Trojans used a giant cheese to sneak into Troy. The original Greek word for cheese was horse and it seems the true meaning was lost in translation.
Henry Ford made the worlds first production line out of cheese.
John Dunlop made the first rubber tyres using cheese.
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