One night I stopped at bar known for thier chicken wings, It also happened to be all you can eat for 8$ night. They had also posted that the record for this bar was 120 wings in 2 hrs by some guy named Spanky. It got me to thinking, This is only a wing a minute. Now I alway get 20, and down them without thinking and maybe get another 20 togo so I asked the waitress if this is for real and she noded. I said check the clock and dont hold me up by delaying bringing them out and make the hot too :) In 30 minutes I ate 60 wings and was feeling good, Then I found out why the total was so low. It turned out Spanky was the cook and when anybody was a threat he would make them hotter (which wouldn't affect me lol) but if that didnt work he kept really big wings on hand just for such purposes, no shit these looked like turky wings. By this time the whole bar was cheering me on and booed the cook for his evil ways. I got another 40 down and couldnt eat another bite. I lost but won at the same time I ate 100 wings for 8 bucks lol
