REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND - DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 GAY BULL for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
